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A/N: WELL NOW. I'm so pleased with your reviews. ^^ As I said, I'm trying to work on these as fast as possible, but school's in the way, so be patient, please.
ChipsAhoy has just signed on.
Kira has just signed on.
L has just signed on.
LovableMutt has just signed on.
AngstyKitty has just signed on.
DepressedRat has just signed on.
URMOM has just signed on.
ChipsAhoy: …My mom?
URMOM: THAT'S RITE.
ChipsAhoy: …
L: o.o
URMOM: SPEECHLESS. I KNOW, MY PRESCENSE IS LOVED.
ChipsAhoy: Seriously, who are you?
URMOM: UR MOM.
ChipsAhoy: *sigh*
Kira: LOL DUDE JOIN MY TEAM PLZ.
URMOM: WHY?
Kira: BECAUSE YOU ARE EPIC.
URMOM: LOLORLY?
Kira: Yarly.
URMOM: NOWAI.
ChipsAhoy: O_O;
L: …Light. You officially have mental issues.
Kira: I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I? ;P
ChipsAhoy: Lolwut.
URMOM: DO YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW WHO I AM?
ChipsAhoy: Yus please.
L: It would be nice.
Kira: REVEAL YOUR IDENTITY, FOOL.
URMOM: I AM… THE LEGAL ASSASSIN.
ChipsAhoy: REPO~ I love you~
URMOM: THANK YOU. :D
ChipsAhoy: So who are you really? owo
URMOM: MELLO. ;3
ChipsAhoy: AMG HAI MELLO~ :D
URMOM: GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE A FAN.
ChipsAhoy: Yus. owo
URMOM: BTW, LIGHT, I WOULDN'T JOIN YOU IF YOU WERE THE LAST CHOCOLATE BAR ON EARTH LOL.
Kira: …I hate you.
ChipsAhoy: But, um, Mello, why are you spamming with caps?
URMOM: BECAUSE WHEN YOU READ IT, YOU'RE YELLING IN YOUR HEAD.
ChipsAhoy: …
URMOM: SEE.
UrDad has just signed on.
UrDad: =n=
URMOM: MY EQUIVALENT, WELCOME.
UrDad: I just want to play video games. D:
URMOM: LOLOLOLOL.
UrDad: o.o
URMOM: NO.
UrDad: :c
URMOM: NOW GET NEAR ONLINE.
UrDad: WTF NO.
URMOM: FOOL, ONLY I MAY SPEAK IN CAPS.
UrDad: …Sorry.
URMOM: NOW GET NEAR ONLINE. OR I'LL KEEHL YOU.
ChipsAhoy: …OHLOL.
URMOM: SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
ChipsAhoy: I SEE. :D
Kira: …Whut?
L: Lawl, Mello.
ChipsAhoy: …OHLOL AGAIN.
URMOM: I SEE WHUT YOU DID THAR, L.
ChipsAhoy: Who knew you two would be such punsters?
Kira: I'm confused.
ChipsAhoy: Good. :3
Kira: =n=
LovableMutt: Okay, wtf is going on?
Kira: That's what I'm saying.
LovableMutt: No, I mean, I'm texting Akito, and she said she won't have smex with me.
ChipsAhoy: OH WTF. ._.
LovableMutt: IKR.
ChipsAhoy: NO, I MEAN, WHY ARE YOU TELLING US THIS?
LovableMutt: …
ChipsAhoy: TMI, MAN.
LovableMutt: …Sorry.
ChipsAhoy: Not to mention you just spoilered all the Fruits Basket fans out there!
LovableMutt: Sorry.
ChipsAhoy: You should be.
UrDad: Mello, I forced Near online.
Ur Second Cousin Twice Removed has just signed on.
ChipsAhoy: I suddenly feel offended. :o
Ur Second Cousin Twice Removed: ;3
ChipsAhoy: How did you put spaces in your name?
Ur Second Cousin Twice Removed: I'm just that awesome. :D
ChipsAhoy: …L's better.
L: It's true.
Kira: Can't disagree.
Ur Second Cousin Twice Removed: o_O
URMOM: I'm better than Near though.
UrDad: I AGREE WITH MELLO.
URMOM: WHY THANK YOU, MATT.
UrDad: YOUR WELCOME.
URMOM: BUT KNOCK IT THE HELL OFF WITH THE CAPS OR I'LL KNOCK YOUR FREAKING TEETH OUT.
UrDad: …Meep.
Ur Second Cousin Twice Removed: Mello, if you had less of an attitude problem, you'd be Number 1.
ChipsAhoy: I personally think he is Number 1. I mean… if you're who he's up against.
Ur Second Cousin Twice Removed: Why are you all against me?
ChipsAhoy: Because you're a wannabe.
Kira: IF YOU WANNABE MY LOVER~
ChipsAhoy: GHEY :O
Kira: NO. IT'S A SONG.
ChipsAhoy: You know what else is a song?
Kira: Whut?
ChipsAhoy: Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend, I don't really care that you are queer~
Kira: I'M NOT GAY.
ChipsAhoy: Or… AT THE GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR~
Kira: SHUT THE HELL UP.
ChipsAhoy: Shut up and sleep with me, come on, why don't you sleep with me~
Kira: What's that have to do with being gay?
ChipsAhoy: Type in "Shut Up And Sleep With Me Death Note" in Youtube and see what you get. :3
Kira: …BRB.
ChipsAhoy: XD
URMOM: OHLOL AREN'T THERE A TON OF LXLIGHT VIDS ON YOUTUBEZ?
ChipsAhoy: Exactly. ;3
URMOM: LOL.
ChipsAhoy: Also, Girlfriend is another overused song in that category…
URMOM: LOL.
UrDad: Lol, I wonder if they have ones about us, Mello? ;3
URMOM: LET'S CHECK.
URMOM has just signed off.
ChipsAhoy: MATT, WAIT.
UrDad: Whut?
ChipsAhoy: Before you go, make sure you and Mello come to the pound later.
UrDad: …Mmkay.
UrDad has just signed off.
LovableMutt: D: THE POUND? *hides*
ChipsAhoy: Don't worry, you're not going.
LovableMutt: TT_TT Good…
ChipsAhoy: Well… you are, but you're not gonna be put in a cage.
LovableMutt: D: I DON'T WANNA GO!
ChipsAhoy: Why not?
LovableMutt: I can understand every little thing the dogs are saying… they're usually screaming, "HELP." And I can't do anything. :'c
ChipsAhoy: o.o
L: o.o
Kira: o_o
ChipsAhoy: That took a while.
Kira: …
ChipsAhoy: Did you watch a WHOLE video? O.o
Kira: Yes.
ChipsAhoy: How'd you like? xD
Kira: I DID NOT LIKE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
ChipsAhoy: You're welcome.
L: …Whut?
Kira: STFU, L.
ChipsAhoy: L's not your slave, don't boss him around. Kira.
Kira: No, he's not my slave… He's my BITCH.
L: o_o Whut?
Kira: You heard me.
ChipsAhoy: O_O I thought you didn't LIKE the yaoi?
Kira: I said I didn't like the VIDEO.
ChipsAhoy: But… the video was… yaoi…
Kira: The one I watched… L was seme. Which is bullshit.
ChipsAhoy: o.o;
L: o.o;
Kira: I am God. And therefore seme.
ChipsAhoy: I'm amused at the fact that you even know what the word seme means.
Kira: Of course I do. I've read a lot of doujinshis.
ChipsAhoy: Wow. oAo I want links, here and now.
Kira: No. They're way too mature.
ChipsAhoy: OJGHSJDOIGJ I AM MATURE.
Kira: You don't seem mature… you're 14.
ChipsAhoy: STFU. Besides, I'm okay as long as I delete the history on the computer. ;3
Kira: …
ChipsAhoy: DON'T DOUBT ME, I AM AS SMART AS YOU.
Kira: So you think.
ChipsAhoy: I've snuck a lot of things… my parents don't know about my fascination for yaoi. X3
LovableMutt: When did you guys start talking about gay sex?
ChipsAhoy: When you left to have sex with Akito. owo
LovableMutt: I still haven't had sex with her… *sigh*
URMOM has just signed on.
URMOM: SO WHUT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT NOW?
ChipsAhoy: Gay sex.
URMOM: SWEET, CAN I JOIN IN?
ChipsAhoy: SURE.
URMOM: THANKS.
Ur Second Cousin Twice Removed: You guys are weird. O.o
URMOM: YOUR MOM IS WEIRD.
ChipsAhoy: Pwn'd.
Ur Second Cousin Twice Removed: =n=
ChipsAhoy: Seriously, Near, think before you type. It's obvious Mello was gonna shoot such an epic comeback at you. :D This is why Mello's Number 1.
URMOM: I WANT TO MEET YOU IRL, CHIPSAHOY. YOU SEEM LIKE WIN.
ChipsAhoy: :D I was just called win by Mello~ ^^ And sure. We were gonna go to the pound today… we got a mission from a mysterious person. owo
URMOM: MISSIONS? ALRIGHT! CAN I COME?
ChipsAhoy: Of course. I was hoping you'd come~
URMOM: YAY~ THEY ALLOW CHOCOLATE THERE, RIGHT?
ChipsAhoy: I hope so.
AngstyKitty: Wait, you guys were talking about gay sex?
ChipsAhoy: Wow, you just noticed?
AngstyKitty: WTF WHY WASN'T I HERE WHEN YOU WERE—yes.
ChipsAhoy: We can talk about gay sex again.
DepressedRat: Count me in!
ChipsAhoy: SO WHO ARE ALL THE GAY PAIRINGS?
URMOM: ME AND MATT.
AngstyKitty: Me and Yuki.
Kira: Me and my BITCH.
URMOM: WHO'S YOUR BITCH, LIGHTOBULB?
Kira: Isn't it obvious?
URMOM: LOL NO.
L: …Seriously, Light? You're still calling me that?
Kira: YES. BITCH. NOW SHUT UP.
L: …
Kira: That's right. I enjoy your silence.
URMOM: LOL L'S A BITCH.
Kira: Not just a bitch. My bitch.
ChipsAhoy: WTF. THIS IS CANON NOW?
Kira: Yes.
ChipsAhoy: DAMMIT, WHY DON'T I HAVE A WORKING VIDEO CAMERA? D:
Kira: Because I wrote its name down in my notebook, bitch.
ChipsAhoy: I thought L was your bitch.
Kira: He is. I'm just calling you a bitch in general.
L: I no longer feel special.
Kira: STFU BITCH.
L: …
Kira: Now make me a sandwich before I cattle prod your ass.
L: …Brb.
ChipsAhoy: Whoa! L, you're seriously making him a sandwich?
Kira: …Now he is.
ChipsAhoy: …o.o;
Kira: I just cattle prodded him.
ChipsAhoy: Oh… That's abuse, y'know.
Kira: Yeah, I know.
ChipsAhoy: …
Kira: L's back with my sandwich.
L: =n=
Kira: Well, bitch, for someone who only eats sugar, you sure make good sandwiches.
L: I hope you're enjoying it. =n=
Kira: Oh, I am. I'm surprisingly satisfied. But next time, be quicker at deciding whether or not you'll make me one. I don't want to have to cattle prod you again.
ChipsAhoy: Did the cattle prod hurt, L?
L: Yes. It did. Very much.
Kira: He was crying like a baby. xD
L: Was not.
Kira: Were too.
L: Was not.
Kira: Were too.
ChipsAhoy: STOP FIGHTING.
L: …
Kira: …
ChipsAhoy: owo
SOSBrigade has just signed on.
ChipsAhoy: JFDOIJSGOI HARUHIIII.
SOSBrigade: :D Hi whoever you are.
ChipsAhoy: WOOT~ You can call me Chip. owo
SOSBrigade: Any aliens here? O3O
ChipsAhoy: …:D LIGHTO IS ONE.
Kira: WHUT?
SOSBrigade: Who?
ChipsAhoy: Kira. xD
SOSBrigade: O.O OH WOW REALLY?
Kira: No. I'm not an alien. =n=
SOSBrigade: Oh… that's too bad. :c
ChipsAhoy: CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO DO THE HARE HARE YUKAI, HARUHI?
SOSBrigade: Sorry, that sounds boring. =w=
ChipsAhoy: D:
SOSBrigade has just signed off.
ChipsAhoy: Ohdamn.
Kira: xP You got served.
ChipsAhoy: …Ohhay, guys, we're going to the pound today. I think I mentioned this already, but I just wanted to make sure you guys are paying attention.
Kira: The… pound? Isn't that, like, jail for dogs?
ChipsAhoy: …Kind of…
Kira: Oh wait. Never mind. The Death Note doesn't kill animals anyways.
ChipsAhoy: You were going to KILL THEM?
Kira: Maybe?
ChipsAhoy: FOR SHAME.
URMOM: LIGHTOBULB IS SHAMED UPON.
ChipsAhoy: YUS HE IS.
Kira: Stfu, I am not.
ChipsAhoy: Well… YOUR MOM.
URMOM: HI.
ChipsAhoy: …Lol.
URMOM: 8D
Kira: -_-
ChipsAhoy: I see a little silhouetto of a man. Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the fandango?
L: …
DepressedRat: …
ChipsAhoy: Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening ME.
URMOM: GALILEO.
ChipsAhoy: Galileo.
URMOM: GALILEO VIGARO.
ChipsAhoy: MAGNIFICO-O-O-O.
URMOM: I'M JUST A POOR BOY, NO BODY LOVES ME.
ChipsAhoy: He's just a poor boy, from a poor family. Spare him his life from this monstrosity!
URMOM: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Kira: Bismillah! NO, WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO.
L: Oh my God, you're joining in?
ChipsAhoy: Let him go!
Kira: Bismillah! We will not let you go!
ChipsAhoy: Let him go!
Kira: Bismillah! We will not let you go!
URMOM: LET ME GO.
Kira: Will not let you go!
URMOM: LET ME GO.
Kira: Will not let you go!
AngstyKitty: Never, never, never, never.
DepressedRat: Not you too! D:
URMOM: LET ME GO~
Kira: No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
ChipsAhoy: Oh, mamma mia, mamma mia.
URMOM: MAMMA MIA, LET ME GO.
ChipsAhoy: Lol, okay, that's enough Bohemian Rhapsody.
URMOM: LAWL, THAT WAS FUN.
L: No it wasn't.
URMOM: I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU.
L: It was implied that you were.
URMOM: …OH, I SAID LAWL BEFORE I SAID THAT. SORRY. LOL.
Kira: I'm serious, what the hell is Lawl supposed to MEAN?
ChipsAhoy: None of your busy-ness~ ;P
UrDad: Mellz, why did you let Chips talk in caps multiple times?
URMOM: BECAUSE CHIPS IS EPIC.
ChipsAhoy: Thank you, sir.
URMOM: UR WELCOME, MADAM.
ChipsAhoy: 8D …I think we should go to the pound now.
L: I agree.
Kira: YOU DON'T HAVE AN OPINION, BITCH.
L: Obviously I do, because I just stated it.
Kira: Do you WANT a caddle-prod shoved up a not-so-pleasant place?
L: …No.
Kira: Then shut up.
L: TT_TT
ChipsAhoy: Dammit, we're going to have to go to the pound another day.
URMOM: WHY?
ChipsAhoy: First off, I don't have a ride.
Kira: L has a limo.
L: Not anymore, thanks to a certain someone.
Kira: …Oh yeah.
URMOM: I'LL DRIVE MY MOTORCYCLE.
Jack has just signed on.
Jack: CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLEEESSSS!
Jack has just signed off.
ChipsAhoy: XDD
URMOM: WTF.
UrDad: Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series?
ChipsAhoy: YEAH. (high-fives Matt)
UrDad: (high-fives Chips back)
Kira: Stop making all these friggin references. It's so irritating. -_-
ChipsAhoy: Haha, I irritate you. X3
Kira: ...
ChipsAhoy: Anyways. I don't think a motorcycle can fit all of us, Mello. D:
URMOM: DAMN.
Kira: Or we could walk.
UrDad: Ew, excercise.
ChipsAhoy: That's a great idea~! ^^
L: NO, anything but walking!
Kira: YES, WALKING. YOU'RE TOO FAT.
L: ...
Kira: YOU NEED TO BURN THE CALORIES. IT WOULD DO YOU SO MUCH GOOD.
L: Why do you even care?
Kira: Because I was planning on pimping you out, and dem playas don't like a ho with too much flab, y'know what I'm sayin'?
ChipsAhoy: I hear ya, bro.
URMOM: ME TOO.
L: I thought I was skinny. D:
Kira: You are. But you still need the excercise.
L: TT_TT
Kira: ...There there. *patpat*
ChipsAhoy: Did you just insult him and then comfort him two seconds later?
Kira: Yes.
ChipsAhoy: How bipolar. Next thing I know, you'll be buying him a cake... and then cattle prodding him for eating it.
Kira: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
ChipsAhoy: I wasn't serious!
L: W-wha? D:
ChipsAhoy: You're making L saaaad. D:
Kira: I don't care.
ChipsAhoy: You should.
Kira: Well, I don't.
ChipsAhoy: ...
URMOM: SO ARE WE GOING TO THE POUND OR WHAT?
ChipsAhoy: You're right. LET'S GO.
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A/N I am so so so so so so so so sorry. D: It took way too long for this chapter, and I never got to the dare~ *sniffle*
I'll get to the dare next time.
OH, and now featuring pairing dares. ^^ I'd love it if you guys made a dare for the pairings that are existant right now. (LightxL, KyoxYuki, whatever else was in this story...)
And if you're confused by what I mean... for instance... "I dare Light and L to play Seven Minutes in Heaven! :3 (And put a video camera in the closet. *drools*)"