RaydorCakes, here is your cake!

Prompt: Shandy camping

But I couldn't help myself I had to include a second and a third couple, too.

If you can't tell I am super excited about this one!

S/o to my loves Melinda and Maggie for helping with some ideas about the trip! Also, big s/o to RaydorCakes for brainstorming this amazing idea with me!

Sit back and get ready for the mayhem to ensue!

Enjoy!

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"You are going to pay for this, Andrew." Sharon whispers as they are lying on the floor of a crappy hotel in his sleeping bag. It was the only one they could find within a 10 mile radius of their camping site that had a vacancy.

"How many more times am I going to have to apologize?" He whispers back trying to pull her closer, but she glares at him, and even though it is dark and the room is only lit by her cell phone as she plays Angry Birds to calm her nerves.

"Until she says it's enough, Andy boy!" Gavin says from across the room as he is equally annoyed with his boyfriend, Travis. He didn't want to camp, but he did it to impress his new boyfriend.

"Yep, Gavin is right." She says as she finally kills the last pig on level 34.

"Sharon, you can't let this one experience ruin your ideas about camping." He whispers reaching for her again but she doesn't glare at him this time, she puts her phone down and scoots closer to him and whispers, "I can and I will."

"Ah, come on Sharon" Andrea says from the bed with her husband Mike, "it wasn't all bad." She sits up and turns the lamp on and looks down at Sharon who says, "Umm excuse me where we at the same campsite? The only good part was the drive and listening to my favorite Motown record, "Crusin'" on repeat!"

"By the way I never want to hear that song again, dear." Gavin informs her. "Shut up, Gavin!" She tosses out along with a frightening glare that he almost missed if he wouldn't have slid his glasses on. Andy chuckles beside her. She looks at him, and he mouths, "Sorry!"

"So, you didn't enjoy getting the wood for the fire?" Andrea asks.

"Nope!" Sharon says remembering exactly what happened on their trek:

"Over here, Sharon, I think these are dry enough to use." Andrea says as she picks up a few sticks.

She hands a few to Sharon as they continue walking. "We need just a few more and then we can head back." Andrea says leading the way.

"Ok," Sharon says following in behind her. As they approach a log, Sharon sees some sticks beside it and says, "Here is a bunch." Andrea turns and is ready to stop her but she is too late and Sharon picks up the sticks and lets out a terrifying scream and jumps back.

"What the hell? There has to be at least 100 worms under there!" She says as she tries to get her breathing under control.

"Yeah, that is why getting sticks near logs is never a good idea. Logs are almost always wet underneath and that is a breeding ground for creepy crawlies and sometimes snakes." Andrea says walking back towards the way they came.

"SNAKES!" Sharon says loudly. "Yes honey, snakes. These are the woods." Andrea asserts.

"Andrea I swear to God, if I see a snake I just might kill Andy for this ridiculous idea!" Sharon utters as she follows in behind Andrea a lot closer than before.

"Come on Sharon, it isn't that bad. What is a few little worms? Besides what did you think we were going to use to go fishing?" Andrea asks.

"Sweetie, Sharon Marilyn Raydor doesn't fish. Understood?" Sharon asserts walking side by side with Andrea as they approach the camp.

"Well, what are you going to eat for dinner?" She asks laughing at Sharon's serious face.

"S'mores!"

"Well, how did that not going fishing thing work out for you?" Gavin teased. Sharon throws her neck pillow at him, missing him and hitting Travis in the face. "Not well I would I say!" Travis rasps as he looks at Gavin.

"Ohh, I liked you better you were just a picture on an email!" She almost growls out. "Hey, don't you go trying to intimidate my boyfriend!" Gavin says. "Oh, like you haven't tried to intimidate Andy!" She retorts. "It was only to see what his intentions, where!" He replies. "As if!" She tosses back.

"Alright, that is enough!" Andrea demands, "You two sound like a teenage brother and sister!" Everybody starts laughing.

"So, please tell us how exactly how you fell in!" Mike says pulling Andrea into his arms as he leans back against the headboard.

"Again?" Sharon asks annoyed.

"Yep!" Travis says.

They are dispersed across the bank of the lake. Sharon is on the dock near the front by herself, because she wanted to try and do it herself without Andy's help. Andy is on the dock but far enough away to give her space, but close enough if she does decide she wants help.

"How are you doing over there, beautiful?" He asks.

"Shh. I'm trying to concentrate." She replies.

He chuckles lightly and doesn't say anything. They stand there a little while longer and they hear Gavin yell, "I got something!" They both look up and look towards him, as he almost jumping for joy on the east side of the bank. They head to join him, but Sharon's boot gets stuck on a nail and then a loud splash and Sharon's scream is heard. Andy runs to the edge of the dock, prepared to jump in after her, but she quickly emerges. Everyone is asking, "Are you okay?" Sharon is pissed and it is written all over face as she walks out of the lake, drenched. Andy walks up to her trying to wrap a towel around her, "Don't touch me." She growls. "Come on don't be like that." He says still trying to wrap the towel around her. "I told you I didn't want to come fishing!" She practically screams as everyone surrounds her. "I'm sorry, beautiful. I thought if you came down here, you would try it and maybe like it." Andy says as she snatches the towel from him. She glares at him and then her eyes get suddenly widen, "What is it, Sharon? Andrea asks. "There is something in my shoe!" She screams not able to get her boot off fast enough. She gets the shoe off and Gavin picks it up and dumps it over, "Aww, look you did catch something after all." He says looking at the little fish flop on the ground. She doesn't reply, instead she takes off her other boot and throws the water in his face. Gavin gasps in utter disbelief and everyone else backs up. "Sharon this is a $300 haircut and you just threw disgusting lake water on it!" He bellows as she smirks. "That will teach you to mind your tongue, next time!" She says as she jumps on Andy's back.

"I'm still a little upset with you, by the way." Gavin informs her.

"Do I look like I care?" She rasps sarcastically.

"Geesh, Andy has made you more snarky, and I love it!" Andrea says. "I agree!" Gavin interjects.

"Glad to do what I can." Andy says smirking. They all burst into laughter.

"Well at least everything else went smoothly, for the rest of the night, until…"Mike starts but Sharon cuts him off "I discovered an unwelcome creature in my sleeping bag."

"Oh my God! If you all could have seen her face, when I said I wasn't touching her feet!" Andy says, earning him a punch to the arm.

"Ouch, woman!" He says as she casts him her famous Darth Raydor glare.

"Oh my God, please don't remind me! I still feel so violated after taking a 20 minute shower!" Sharon says thinking back to her final straw of camping.

Everybody is in their respective tents after roasting S'mores and Andy, Mike and Travis' horrible rendition of ghost stories that ended being more funny than scary. For that, Sharon and Andrea were thankful.

Andy and Sharon are laying nose to nose in their sleeping bags and Andy says, "See, it wasn't all bad." She smirks at him, he smirks back and says, "Go ahead and say it." "Say what?" She playfully inquires. "You know what." He says giving her an Eskimo kiss. She smiles and confesses, "Alright fine, you were right." "Ah, I think I like hearing you say I'm right more than I like hearing you say my other favorite thing." He teases. "I bet you do!" She retorts before she brushes her lips over his in a gentle kiss, that he swiftly deepens. She moans louder than she intended, he laughs into the kiss and she breaks the kiss and he says, "Shh! You are going to wake the neighbors." "Well, don't kiss me like that if you don't want to wake the neighbors." She whispers before she traces his lips with her tongue. "Mm, I'll take note of that after I kiss you again." He utters before locking their lips in another heady kiss. She takes control of this kiss and starts sucking on his tongue and he groans loudly. She pulls back and smiles, "Revenge!" She says before rolling over facing the other side of the tent. Andy groans and pulls her closer and wraps his arm around her waist. She smiles and starts to drift off to sleep, he starts running his hands up and down her body, lingering on her ass and breasts. "Sweetheart, you aren't getting lucky tonight, no matter how good that feels." She whispers. "Are you sure?" He teases as he slides his hand in her sleeping bag. "Pretty sure." She retorts scooting closer to him. "Damn, I knew I should have brought the couple's sleeping bag." He whispers in her ear before lightly nibbling on it. "Maybe you should have." She teases, "Now stop trying to get lucky, so I can go to sleep." She informs him. "Aye Aye Captain!" He says resting his head on her shoulder. She releases that laugh that only he can bring out of her.

15 minutes later…

"Andy, I thought I told you to stop it." She whispers as she feels something on her feet.

"Huh, I'm not doing anything." He says in a sleep laden voice.

"Then what is touching my feet!" She screams as her eyes widen.

"Umm, I don't know." He says calmly as he sits up and unzips her sleeping bag to reveal a snake.

"What the fuck! Are you kidding me?" She screams as she runs out of the tent at warp speed, waking everybody up.

"Oh my God, Oh my God! That is a snake! It was in my sleeping bag!" She screams as she shaking her clothes profusely.

Gavin and Travis are standing to her left and Andrea and Mike are standing to her right, they all look flabbergasted.

As she is still screaming and cursing, Andy comes out of the tent holding the snake and says, "It's just a Gopher snake, it can't harm you." As he approaches Sharon she backs up, "I don't give a damn if it is an Angel snake! A SNAKE is a SNAKE, Andrew!" She yells. He steps a little too close to her and she yells, "Andrew Daniel Flynn, I swear if you step any closer to me with that damn snake, you will be taking cold showers for the foreseeable future!" With that Andrea and Gavin snicker. Sharon is daring Andy to make a move with her eyes trained on him and the hideous creature, "Alright, no need to be so harsh." He teases as he turns and lets out a slight laugh. "It won't be funny when you are sleeping on the couch when we get home." She informs him in the scariest tone any of them had heard her use in a while, as she crosses her arms. "Ouch!" Gavin says. Andrea knew better than to taunt her, when she got that tone. "Shut the hell up, Gavin!" She tosses out and he does just that. She starts pacing back and forth in an effort to calm herself down, but she fails miserably. When Andy and Mike return from taking the snake far away, she is still pacing as Andrea is trying to calm her down. "Come on, beautiful, we can share my sleeping bag." Andy says as he walks up to her. "Uh, I'm not going back in there." She says pointing at the tent. "Come on, Sharon, Travis checked the tent. There are no more snakes." Gavin ardently interjects. "Alright, QUINCY, would you go back in your tent if a snake was playing footsie with you? Hmm?" She asks staring him down. Gavin knew he was losing when she used his middle name, "Touché, my lady!"

"Come on beautiful, you can't stay out here all night." Andy says holding on to her elbows, bending slightly to look in her irate eyes. "Oh, I know! I want to go home!" She informs him. "Beautiful that is a 3 hour drive." He says hoping that it will change her mind. "Do I look like I give a crap, about that?" She asks casting a glare at him. "This was the last straw for me!" She says as she backs up a little. "No one has had enough sleep to drive 3 hours, beautiful." Andy informs her. "Well, take me to a hotel!" She growls. As soon as Andy was about to say something, the bottom falls out and they all are getting drenched. Sharon looks up to the sky and mouths, "Thank you!"

"Ha, I knew I liked you for a reason!" Gavin says pointing at Andy.

Andy lifts his eyebrow, "Why do you say that?"

"Who else would risk, trying to get lucky with Sharon in the middle of the woods?" Gavin says smirking at him.

"Gavin, I swear you are just, ugh, I don't know!" Sharon says as Gavin gives Andy a thumbs up and Andy returns one.

"I'm handsome. I'm smart. I'm funny. …" He starts but she cuts him off, "You are hallucinating!" Everyone starts laughing.

"How have you two been friends so long?" Travis asks. "It's easy, we can't see our lives without each other in it." Gavin says.

"But seriously, Sharon, I wish I would've had a camera to record you freaking out!" Andrea says.

"Yes, it would have been perfect for America's Funniest Home Videos!" Gavin rasps trying to breathe through his intoxicating laugh.

"Yep, you probably would have won the top prize!" Mike interjects.

Andy pulls her into his arms and whispers, "You would be famous, my love." She looks at him and tries to stay mad but she fails and starts laughing uncontrollably.

As they continue talking and laughing, the lights get turned off and everyone snuggles up to their significant others.

She snuggles closer to him and reaches for his manhood, "I thought you said I wasn't getting lucky tonight." He whispers.

"Oh, you aren't! I just wanted to let you know that you have a lot of making up to do." She breathes as their lips are almost touching. "Well, I can start right now." He teases as he slides closer to her causing his manhood to graze her hand. "Oh, no you will start by taking that baking class with me." She whispers before kissing him and lightly squeezing him.

"The other making up, you may can start tomorrow when we get home." She rasps as she retreats her hand. He smirks and places a kiss on her cheek as she settles her head on his arm, since her pillow has yet to be returned by Gavin.

Sharon's phone vibrates, she and Andy read it, "That's my girl!" Gavin wrote.

"Go to sleep, Gavin!" They both say.

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I hope you all enjoyed this as much as I enjoyed writing. This was the funniest things I have ever been challenged to write and I loved it!

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