Okay, next chapter… and more switching! Wheeeeeeee!

Reviewer Thanks

Fangface the second: Once again, thank you for letting me include you in my story, and for lending me some ideas… and thanks for not biting my head off for making you a girl XD

Disclaimer: I don't own Fangface or any unsuspecting guest-cartoon characters (wink, wink) I only own my own OC and FF2 owns his… now lets get on with it!

Our heroes decided to pass the time by doing something anyone would do to make time fly-- throw a clock out the window! (laughs) Hee hee, but seriously, they just watched TV. …Hey, every story has to have a few jokes, right? Anyway, there was just one problem…

"I want to watch 'Titanic'!" Kiff exclaimed, grabbing the remote and changing channels.

"Uh, heck no!" Brielle scoffed, snatching the remote from 'his' 'daughter' and changing the channel. "That movie sucks. It's too romantic!"

"You're just saying that because you're a guy." Biff huffed.

"Actually, she-- I mean, 'he's' always had a distaste for romantic movies," WG pointed out. "It's a little something I added for her-- I mean, him--- from my own style."

"Yeah, and I'd say you'd agree on watching 'Freddy vs. Jason'," Brielle said, changing the channel to the horror movie.

"Heck yes, I would!"

"Oh, no you don't!" Fangs snapped, grabbing the remote. "Kiff and Anna are too young to watch that freaky movie!"

Kiff and Anna looked at each other, grinning. They were ten, but suddenly turned into 16-year-olds. Anna now looked like Kasandra, but with red hair and blue eyes, and Kiff looked like Puggsy, except with blonde hair and blue-gray eyes. "Now we're old enough!" They said together.

"Hey, can I ask you guys something?" WG asked, and they nodded. "How the heck do you guys change ages like that?"

"Well, you see, since we were infants in our first story, we developed the power to change our ages at will." Anna explained.

"But it will only last until you or FF2 writes a story where we're a certain age, and only then will we stay that age." Kiff explained. "Baby Fangs can do it too, since he started out as a baby on the show…"

"And I can be any age I want! …Um, almost." Baby Fangs said.

"What do you mean 'almost'?" Biff asked.

"Well, you see, here's the funny thing: we're only allowed to change into ages between 1 and 18 years… Don't ask me why, because I don't even know!"

"Unless someone writes us as older," Anna said with a shrug.

"Speaking of all this age difference," WG said, turning to the others. "I have a question: How come, whenever we're in a story that's placed in the future, you guys never seem to age and remain your trademark ages?"

"Well, aging is different for cartoons than it is for reality people," Biff explained. "We look like teenagers, but we're really… (uh, let's see, we were drawn in 1978, subtract that from 2010...) 33, come September 9th."

WG's jaw dropped. "Holy crap! You mean, no matter how many years go by, you stay the same age?! Lucky. …But, wouldn't Baby Fangs and Fangpuss still be babies, since they're part of the show too?"

Baby Fangs was about to respond, but paused, thinking about it. "Shoot--" he gasped, then suddenly changed back into his-- I mean 'her'-- trademark infant age. "Goo ga goo goo ga!" (Translation: "Did you HAVE to bring THAT up?!")

WG shrugged. "Sorry, B.F."

"Whoa, hold it! You can understand him??" Fangs asked, then thought about it. "I mean, 'her'."

"Yeah, can't you guys?"

"No." Everyone replied bluntly.

Just then, the front door flew open and Hunter, Blackrose, Kim, and Kite came running in. "Guys, we've got a problem!" Alyx said, out of breath.

"As if this day couldn't get any better…" Brielle muttered, turning off the TV.

A/N: Sorry for the short chapter. I just like to add some suspense at the end! …That, and I got other fics to catch up on. Please review, but no flames… unless you're throwing a bonfire and inviting me.