Okay, even though this isn't quite like me, it's time for a little drama… (dun dun DUN!)
Disclaimer: Life is cruel, so I don't own anything Disney or Fangface related.
Two black-and-white figures stood in an abandoned studio building in the middle of the Disney universe. Behind them, a few Disney stars were tied up: Peter Pan, Woody, Buzz, Cinderella, Huey, Dewy, Louie, Raven, and the Jonas Brothers. They were all tied up and locked in a cage, crying out muffled begs for help. "Ah, stop muffling already!" Nether-Girl snapped.
"Yeah, don't make me use this bracelet on you!" Dark-Al threatened, holding up a bracelet with several different charms on it. The Ego Bracelet. …Even though I can't use it until I make Allen pass the power on to me. he thought, grudgingly. Only Allen could use the bracelet, he found out after recovering the bracelet after their original creators were destroyed. The other bracelet, which belonged to Astrid, was destroyed-- much to Nether-Girl's displeasure.
The doors opened and Wherever Girl and Fangface the Second walked in, with their friends behind them. "Ah, so you decided to join us." Nether-girl said, grinning devilishly.
"Lets skip the chit-chat and get to the part where we kick your butts already," Blackrose scoffed.
"Ah, ah, ah, lets not get too rash, young one…" Dark-Al said, wagging his finger, then turned to the caged Disney stars. "You wouldn't want something to happen to your beloved Disney characters, would you?"
Blackrose glared at him. "Young one? (grr) FYI, bub, I'm the same age as YOU are! (snarl) So there!"
"You can't do anything to them, Dark-Al," Wherever Girl scoffed, rolling her eyes.
Dark-Al faced the author, glaring menacingly. "Don't mark me, Astrid." he snarled. "You both know how powerful Nether-Girl and I can be-- or do we have to show you again?"
"Oh, she wasn't referring to your powers. She was actually referring to the fact that you can't do anything to them… if they're not there." Kiff said, grinning.
"What are you--- WHAT THE HECK?" Nether-girl yelled, turning around and seeing that the cage was empty, and inside it was a lone portal, which closed… showing that Brielle and Kite were right behind the cage, Brielle holding a wand with vines on the shaft.
"April Fools!" Brielle yelled-- but it wasn't actually Brielle. No, my dear reader, it was actually Wherever Girl.
"I'll take that!" Kite said, running up and snatching the bracelet out of Dark-Al's hand… but it wasn't Kite-- it was Fangface the Second!
The plan was simple: Brielle and Kite would switch places with WG and FF2-- since they looked like them-- and while they distracted Nether-Girl and Dark-Al, the two authors would sneak behind the cage and WG would open a portal and transfer the Disney stars to safety. It would be a success, Biff knew, since Nether-Girl and Dark-Al didn't know about Brielle or Kite.
"Ooh! Ooh! We sure had THEM fooled!" Fangs laughed.
Nether-Girl's eyes glowed red-- the only color that showed in her colorless features. "Oh, so you want to play games, eh?" She and Dark-Al rose in the air, holding out their arms as dark shadows began to appear in their palms. "Well, then lets play!" They shot a long snake-like shadow toward the cartoons---
"I don't think so!" Alyx cried, turning into a dragon (a shape-shifting technique known by all vampires) and breathed fire, and the light from the flames killed the shadows.
"Time to settle this mono-e-mono!" FF2 said, then tapped his bracelet, taking the form of Dark Mickey (Mickey Mouse in a black robe, with a key blade).
The bracelet had 10 forms on it: Dark Mickey, the dragon Spyro, Dark-Al (who had been separated from it), Black Wing (a cyborg), a Chrystalist Alien (an alien that looks like its human half, but with different colored hair and the ability to shoot lasers out of its palms), a Kretin, a gargoyle, a vampire, a genie, or the most fearsome one-- his avatar Skeith. They were all dark creatures, but as long as FF2 had possession of them, they wouldn't harm the innocent. Dark on the outside, but pure on the inside, you could say.
Dark Mickey began to fight Dark-Al, who used his shadow-power to make a shadow key blade, and they began to duel. Nether-Girl ran out of the room as they fought, running out a door. "(grr) You're not getting away THAT easy!" Stalker yelled, running after her with Hunter following.
The others ran after them-- but were intercepted by a girl with long, chocolate-brown hair, dark eyes, wearing a leather jumpsuit and having several android warriors behind her. "Leaving so soon… little sister?" She said to WG.
"Jennifer! How the heck did YOU get here?" WG gasped.
"I've been following you for a while now, Tanya," Jennifer said, going by WG's first name, and gaze a distasteful look at Fangface. "I was always curious on where you went off to, and when I came to this world and found out you were hanging out with that retarded cartoon werewolf you adore so much… well, I've come to put a stop to it, so you can actually grow up and do something more productive with your life!"
"Dude, (grr) I think she just called you retarded," Fangface whispered to Kitefang, unaware that Jennifer was referring to him.
"You can't keep me from hanging out with my friends, Jen!" WG snapped. "…And he's not retarded!"
Jen scoffed and rolled her eyes. "Sure… He's not retarted, and his short, fat friend doesn't have a speech impediment." she said.
WG and Brielle clenched their fists at the same time, eyes flaming with fiery fury. "WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT PUGS?" They both yelled. Without waiting for an answer, they tackled Jennifer, who forgot the most important rule in life: never criticize a Fangface character when a fan is present. EVER.
"Gosh, they really DO love us! (grr)" Fangface said.
"I'll teach YOU to call my boyfriend fat, you bitch!" Brielle yelled, punching Jennifer in the face.
"Holy crap, Mom!" Kiff gasped, shocked with his mom's choice words. "Watch the language! There's, like, KIDS reading this story!"
*CRASH!*
They looked over, seeing Dark-Mickey sprawled on the ground. Dark-Al blasted him with a shadow-ball illuminated by white light, and in a flash he was changed back into FF2. "How do you like my new power, Allen?" Dark-All said, chuckling sinisterly. "I call it my, 'Shadow-Drain', giving me the ability to erase any ego you transform into!"
"We'll see about that!" FF2 spat, then changed into his Chrystalist form-- he had blue hair, a dark-blue jumpsuit, and aqua-blue eyes (that's a lot of blue)-- and then zapped a laser ball out of his hand at his foe.
But Dark-Al dodged it, and shot another 'shadow-drain' ball at him, which hit him directly in the chest and erased his Chrystalist form. "Best of all, no matter how you dodge it, it will hit you every time!"
But FF2 didn't give up and kept transforming. He turned into Spyro, but he got erased. He turned into a Kretin, but that too got erased, along with his vampire ego. He tried his Gargoyle form, but Dark-Al shot him with the same blast and erased that too. He was down to his last 3 egos: a genie, Black Wing, or Skeith. If I transform into one of my egos, he'll erase them! he thought.
"So don't turn into an 'ego'!" A voice said inside his head, and he realized it was Silver. They had fused together before they left, figuring they would need to work together to defeat Dark-Al (no pun intended). FF2 got the idea and took out a picture of the moon. "Ha! What are you going to do with tha--" Dark-Al scoffed, then watched in shock as FF2 transformed into his werewolf half.
"ARROOOOO! Ooh! Ooh! Where's Tracker? Where is he? (grr)" Silver snarled-- acting like Fangface, as usual.
"Forget about me and get that stupid ego of yours!" Tracker snapped.
"Oh, right!" Silver said, then attacked Dark-Al, who blasted him with a 'shadow-drain', but it didn't affect the werewolf. "(snarl) You can't erase ME, punk! FF2 and I are the same person, therefore I'm a living, breathing half of him!"
"Well… I can STILL destroy you--- ACK!"
Blackrose had leaped up and trapped Dark-Al in a choke-hold. "You leave my cousin alone, you ego-maniac! (grr) Ha ha, get it? EGO-maniac? 'Cuz you're nothing but an ego!" she said.
"Huh boy…" Lamone sighed, shaking his head at the pun.
"Get off me, you were-bitch!" Dark-Al shouted, throwing Blackrose high up into the air.
Blackrose looked up at the ceiling at the light, which resembled the sun. "Crap…" She said, before turning back into Anna, who began to fall toward the concrete floor.
"NO!" Kiff yelled, and suddenly he transformed-- his skin turned blue, he sprouted huge bat-like wings, his eyes turned yellow, his hair turned deep-blue, and his muscles bulged. The young kretin shot up into the air and caught Anna before she hit the ground. "Don't worry, Anna, I gotcha,"
"K-Kiff?" Anna gasped, stunned at her friend's new appearance.
"My son is a KRETIN now?" Puggsy yelled in disbelief. "As if being a vampire wasn't enough…"
"I resent that!" Edwin, Alyx, and Lamone all snapped.
"Nothing I can't take care of," Jennifer said, kicking Brielle and WG off of her. She then took out a dart-gun and-- before anyone could stop her-- shot a needled syringe at Kiff, hitting him in the back.
Kiff let out a screech of pain, and he and Anna both fell to the floor as he slowly transformed back into a human. He hit the ground first, becoming unconscious, and Anna landed on top of him. "Kiffy! Oh, no…" Anna gasped, holding her friend in her arms.
"And now… Droid 2, laser-attack!"
The Droid obeyed its commander, and a large cannon popped out of its chest and it fired a red beam at the two kids. "KIDS!" WG screamed, and quickly used her wand and zapped at them.
There was a flash of light… and all that remained was a crater where Kiff and Anna had been. "No…" Puggsy said. His son was gone… fury boiled within him at the thought, and he clenched his fists. Suddenly, he felt dizzy, and pain shot out through his body and he fell to the ground.
"What's wrong with him?" Kim gasped.
Everyone gasped and backed away-- even Dark-Al and Silver paused their fight-- and watched as Puggsy sprouted fur and fangs, and his eyes turned a glowing-red color. "Dear lord… he's a… he's a…" Edwin gasped.
The Puggsy werewolf stood up, howling in rage, then lunged at Jennifer…
8-8-8
Meanwhile, Hunter and Stalker chased Nether-Girl into a large room, where she stopped and leaned against the wall, out of breath. "Alright! Alright! You got me…" she whimpered, then grinned evilly. "NOT! Vincent! Have at 'em!"
The floor began to shake, and suddenly a huge robot crashed through the wall. At the controls was the dastardly werewolf hunter himself, Vincent. "This time, I won't lose!" he said, and cackled as his left robotic arm began shooting darts at Hunter and Stalker.
"Holy crap! We've gotta get the others--- AUGH!" Hunter yelled, but a dart hit her leg and it went numb, and she fell to the ground. "Oh, shit… (grr)"
Vincent and his robot loomed over Hunter. "Now then, Hunter… are you ready to reunite with your parents?"
"I don't think so! (grr)" Stalker yelled, jumping on top of the robot and smashing through the glass shield Vincent was behind, swiping at his face. But Vincent was quicker, and he grabbed the she-wolf with his other hand.
"I'll handle you first!" And, with his robot's hands, gripped Stalker, making her gasp for air. Cackling maniacally, he held her upside-down by the ankle, and with his other hand ripped her limb from limb! (no, literately. He tore her arms and legs clean off!)
Stalker howled loudly with pain, and Vincent dropped her on the ground. Her legs were torn off, and her right arm. All that was left was her upper torso, left arm, and head. And you want to know the scary part? SHE WAS STILL ALIVE. "Hunter… help…" Stalker whimpered from the pain she still felt.
Hunter crawled over to her, gripping her hand. "I'm right here," she said.
"Not for long," Vincent said, then raised his robotic foot to squish the two she-wolves. Suddenly, he paused in mid-step, and there was thrashing up in the control panel. The robot then fell back with a loud *crash!*, and Kitefang crawled out, pulling Vincent with him. "Please! Have mercy! I beg you!"
"I'm not merciful to the merciless," Kitefang snarled, and with a mighty swipe of his paw, he slashed Vincent's throat, killing the hunter once and for all. He then rushed over to Hunter and Stalker. "Oh, man… Are you all right?"
"Now, why would you ask that?" Stalker snapped sarcastically, then groaned in pain. "Oy… too hurt… to even insult!"
"I don't get it… how are you still alive?" Hunter asked.
"Beats me!"
"C'mon, we've got to get to the others and---" Kitefang began to say, but was interrupted by a scream.
"WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED?" Brielle screamed, stepping into the room.
"Brielle… come here…" Stalker said. When Brielle was close enough, she bit her hand.
"Ow! What the…?"
"Use it… well…" And suddenly, Stalker's eyes became lifeless, and her body (or what remained of it) suddenly fell limp, and disintegrated into an array of glitter and floated up to the sky.
8-8-8
Five minutes ago…
Brielle heard a howl of pain coming from another room, and ran off to investigate, leaving her newly-transformed werewolf-boyfriend to maul Jennifer-- who shot him back with a small laser gun that popped out of the cuff of her jumpsuit. "Take that, you hell-hound!" she shouted. Little rockets then sprouted out of her boots, and she flew up into the air. "Droids, ATTACK!"
The droids obeyed and began fighting the heroes, while Silver and Dark-Al continued their fight. Nether-Girl returned into the room, and started blasting shadows at everyone (but, due to poor aim, kept missing). "Ah, screw this!" She shouted, and whipped out a laser-gun. She shot a large beam at Fangface.
"Fangface, look out!" WG screamed, then ran and jumped right in front of the beam! It hit her in the side, taking out a chunk of her abdomen.
"ASTRID!" Silver screamed, turning away from Dark-Al.
Dark-Al was about to take the opportunity to blast him with a shadow, but saw Nether-Girl collapse on the ground. "Nether-Girl!" he gasped, running to her and kneeling by her side.
Fangface scooped WG up in his arms. "Oh, no…" he gasped. "Ooh! Ooh! Where-Girl! Speak to me! (grr) Speak! Speak!"
"I'm…. not…" WG gasped, straining every last breath. "…Wherever Girl…"
"W-What?" Biff asked, confused just as the readers.
"Astrid and I… never did switch… She gave me her wand… and I was able to use it… It was a double-hoax… Kiff…" she winced at her son's name. "…He thought it up… thought that… it would confuse them… even more… and help… Then, while we fought… I cut Nether-Girl's wrist and cut mine… and she became MY ego…"
"Nether-Girl… Nether-Girl, speak to me!" Dark-Al cried, but his comrade remained limp. "I swear, if you died on me, I'll kill you!"
"But… You guys didn't fight!" Kim pointed out.
"Yes we did… Look…" Brielle pointed over to Nether-Girl, who's form melted away to reveal that she was actually Jennifer. "I saw them… switch places… when Nether-Girl was running out…" They looked over at Jennifer's body, who's form melted away to reveal the real Nether-Girl. "I guess… we weren't the only ones… who pulled a switch…" She then began to cough. "I can't… hold out… much longer…"
The Puggsy werewolf stepped forward. "Brielle…?" he whimpered, then slowly transformed back to human.
Brielle looked at him. "I'm sorry… about Kiff…" And the color faded from her eyes, and her body fell limp.
Jennifer regained consciousness in Dark-Al's arms-- she had blacked out when Nether-Girl died. "Dude, get your hands off me!" she snapped at Dark-Al… then gasped when she saw Brielle, but thought she was WG. "Oh… no.. Tanya-- my little sister…" tears welled up in her eyes, and she ran out of the room. "Droids, retreat!" And the droids followed her out.
Dark-Al looked at Nether-Girl's body, shaking all over. He looked over at William, who stood farthest out from the others, and ran up and grabbed him. "Hey! What the---" William shouted, ready to punch him. But Dark-Al just grabbed his pocket knife and slit his own throat, committing suicide from the loss of his comrade. His body then disintegrated, as did Nether-Girl's.
"Is it getting dramatic in here, or is it just me?" Lamone asked.
Just then, they saw Hunter, Kitefang, and the real WG walk in, Kitefang was supporting Hunter who limped on one leg, they all had tears in their eyes. "She's dead… Stalker is dead…" Hunter sobbed.
"What a coincidence," Lamone stepped aside, showing what happened to Brielle.
"Brielle!" WG gasped, rushing over to her twin. She began to bawl. "This is all my fault…"
"She… she jumped in front of the laser and… saved my life," Fangface said, stunned. Suddenly, he began to sob too, and held Brielle tightly.
Everyone cried then… Except for Lamone, who just stared at the sad seen, sorrow in his eyes. So werewolves have hearts after all, he thought, then sighed. If only someone didn't have to die to prove that…
"W-Wait a minute…" Alyx said, choking back a sob. "WG, if Stalker died… shouldn't you have died, too?"
WG shook her head. "She bit me before she died, separating herself from me once and for all and making me human so I wouldn't die, too…" she said, still bawling.
Police had arrived later, after Mickey called them, and the teens told them what happened. Mysteriously, when they went back for Vincent's body, it was gone, but from all the other deaths that happened that day, no one seemed to care what happened to the werewolf hunter.
They all drove home in silence, for the dark day had quieted them.
A/N: Sorry for the gruesome chapter, but don't worry… Light will shine upon the darkness, soon. Until then, review! But don't flame unless you want me to open a portal and send you hurtling into a volcano! (seriously, I'll do it!)