Sorry for the long wait, so here's the next chapter!
Things to Remember
1) I don't own Fangface
2) I don't own any Disney characters
3) Tracker owns her OC, FF2 owns his OC, I own my OC, and we own ourselves
4) Buckwheat= Timothy, WG= Astrid, FF2= Allen, Ginger= Anna, Crim= Kiff, and Brielle= Brelyn
5) This is a fan fiction story, so anything in here (FF2 owning the Disney Company, me being a werewolf, etc.) is completely made up, no matter how cool it would be.
Now lets get on with it!
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When Lamone and 'Brelyn' (who we all know is really Brielle transformed into a little kid) reached the studio, it was deserted… due to the fact that everyone was searching for the missing villains, oblivious to the fact that they joined forces to wipe out our heroes… So, since his cousin wasn't around to take the little girl off his hands, the vampire didn't know what to do.
"Of all the times my cousin and his meddling friends had to run off somewhere," Lamone muttered under his breath, sighing.
Brelyn looked over at the apartments across the street from the studios. "Maybe they're in the apartments," she suggested, walking across the street.
"They'd better be…"
But they weren't. They could easily tell since all their cars weren't in the parking lot, and no one answered their doors when they knocked. The young girl looked up at the vampire. "Where do you think they ran off to?"
Lamone scoffed. "Probably off solving mysteries and un-masking bad-guys like they always do,"
Brelyn glared at him. "That's the 'Scooby-Doo' gang, genius,"
The vampire rolled his eyes. "Whatever. Both gangs are a bunch of meddlers, there's not THAT much of a difference,"
Now she was mad. "There is once you get to know them…" she began walking away from him, then paused and glared at him sharply. "Which I doubt you ever did," And she continued walking away.
"Where are you going?"
"To find someone who will actually help me, and isn't such an attitudinal jerk."
"Well, good luck with that!" Lamone turned and began 'slinking' away, while Brelyn stormed off to find help.
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Back with our other protagonists, they had gathered in the Disney Executive Boardroom, meeting with Mickey Mouse. "Still no sign of them, Edwin?" Mickey asked.
Edwin shook his head. "I'm afraid not, Mickey." he replied. "We searched all the Disney realms, and no one has seen a trace of them,"
The famous mouse sighed, and Minnie rested a hand on his shoulder in sympathy. "Don't worry, Mickey," Astrid said, confidently. "We won't give up just yet! In fact, Allen and I just called in a friend of ours!"
"Is it another crazy-fan from the real-world?" Puggsy asked, cautiously.
"No… Well, he IS a fan, though not a really big one- well, actually he IS big, but…" Allen began to explain.
*Knock! Knock!*
"Oh, I believe that's him now!" Stalker said, then opened the door, smiling. "Hi, Bob!"
Now, the others expected to see a human, or even a supernatural creature, so they were a little surprised to see a 10-foot blueberry muffin with eyes, arms, and legs walk in, smiling. "Hey, there, everybody!" The muffin said, his voice similar to that of Curly from the Three Stooges.
"Bob… is a muffin?" Kim asked, trying to keep herself from laughing.
Fangface's eyes went wide and he licked his lips. At the sight of the giant muffin, he lost control and ate Puggsy, trapping him in his jaws. "Aw, c'mon!" Puggsy yelled inside his friend's mouth.
Buckwheat stared at his father, gaping. "That's… so… AWESOME!" he exclaimed, pumping his fists into the air.
Astrid laughed, and Hunter gave her a glare. "I got the foot," she said, then rubbed the werewolf's foot and released Puggsy, still chuckling.
But, of course, the REAL shock was Edwin's reaction. His eyes went wide, his jaw dropped… and he screamed in fear. "AUGH! Giant muffin!" he cried, running off and hiding under the table.
Everyone looked at Edwin, then at Allen. "Yeah… he kind of has this phobia of giant muffin's…" he explained.
Immediately, Puggsy burst out laughing. "Edwin's afraid of giant muffins?" he said, surprised. "So, Mr. Prankify-Someone-Every-Day actually has a fear… And a ridiculous one at that!" he fell on the floor laughing hard.
"It's not funny!" Edwin snapped, still hiding under the table. "You'd be afraid of them too if you had nightmares of them ripping you limb from limb and devouring you!" Of course, Puggsy only laughed harder at this.
"Don't worry, Edwin. Bob won't eat you," Astrid said, trying hard not to laugh. "He's a vegetarian!"
"Yeah, Dad, nothing to be scared of," Alyx said, then muttered. "Now, get out from under there. You're embarrassing me!"
"Fine. But if that giant pastry so much as touches me, I'm out of here!" Edwin said, crawling out from under the table. He looked at Puggsy, who was still snickering, and grabbed him by the shirt collar and glared darkly into his eyes. "I'd stop laughing if I were you… especially if you admire your throat, little boy!" Puggsy immediately turned serious… until Edwin had his back to him, then he silently chuckled under his breath.
"So, Bob, seen any Disney or Fangface villains running amuck?" Biff asked.
"Not since last night. I saw a ton of them gathering into an old Football stadium." Bob replied, then pouted. "I wanted to go in, too, but I didn't buy any season tickets,"
"Did you see anything else?" Kim asked.
Bob shook his head. "Nope, they went in, but didn't come out, but I heard a lot of commotion so I figured it had to be something bi- why is she looking at me and drooling?"
Bob pointed at Astrid, who was gazing at him and licking her lips, a wild and hungry look in her eye. "Um… She has this thing for muffins…" Allen said, then tackled Astrid and held her down. "Thanks for your help, Bob! Now, run! Run like the wind!"
"Okay! I'll call if I see anything else!" Bob turned to run out of the room, but Puggsy stopped him, whispered something to him, and grinned. Bob nodded, then ran out of the room.
"You always ruin my fun," Astrid huffed, struggling to get out of Allen's grip.
"Sorry, WG, but I can't let one of my friends eat one of my friends, you know," Allen said.
"I wasn't going to EAT him! …I was just going to take a little nibble, that's all."
"Man, you got problems…"
"Okay, if Astrid is finished with her muffin cravings, how about we head down to the football stadium and see if we can find a trace of the villains?" Biff said.
"Sounds good," Stalker said, then grabbed Astrid by the arm. "C'mon, half-mother of the son of Puggsy, lets go!"
Astrid scowled. "Stalker, if you ever call me that again, I swear I WILL write a chapter where you die again!" she threatened.
"Oh, stop breaking the fourth wall and lets go."
They walked out of the room. Edwin was the last to leave, and as soon as he rounded the corner…
"BOO! I'll eat you!" Bob shouted, jumping in front of Edwin.
"AUGH! Fangface the Second, help!" Edwin shrieked, bolting down the hall.
Up ahead, Puggsy fell on the floor, laughing his head off. "Having fun, father of a hybrid who's half-mother is a crazy fan-girl?" Alyx asked, glowering at him.
That comment ruined his fun, and he scowled. "You had to ruin the moment, didn't you?" he sneered, and trudged ahead.
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Speaking of Kiff, he and Anna walked down the street of the space-port, looking for the ship, SLR MAELSTROM, which belonged to Jim Hawkins- the man Sarah Hawkins said that could help them get back to Earth. "C'mon, Ginger, I think it's this way," Kiff said.
"Whatever you say, Kiffy…" Anna replied, half-heartedly. They had been looking around the spaceport for almost two hours, and hadn't seen any sign of the ship. Still she decided not to argue with her friend's sense of direction… even though she figured they were lost.
"It should be around this corner," Kiff ran around the corner, but rather than finding the ship, he bumped into a lizard-like man and a spider-like hybrid. "Oh, pardon me, sir,"
"Yeah, yeah, just watch where you're go-" The lizard-man began to say, but paused, looking at Kiff. "Say, you look familiar… Have I seen you somewhere?"
"Kiff, are you okay-" Anna said, running over to her friend, then gasped when she saw the lizard-man and the spider-hybrid. "Um, Kiff? I think I found the ship!"
"Where at-ACK!" Kiff replied, yelling as Anna grabbed him by the wrist and pulled him along, running like heck. "A-A-Anna! S-S-Slow d-d-down!"
But Anna didn't stop until they were far away from the two men, and she ducked behind a corner, panting heavily. "Kiff… did you know who those two guys ARE?"
Kiff shook his head. "No, why?"
Anna looked at him, eyes wide in disbelief. "You're kidding! Haven't you seen Season 2 of our dads' show?" Kiff only arched an eyebrow. "Oh, for the love of… That was Lizard Man! And the spider-freak with him was Scroop!"
Kiff's eyes widened. "I recognized Scroop, but not Lizard Man. …Wait, what's a villain from Cartoon Network doing in a Disney universe?"
Anna shrugged. "Beats me. But I do know one thing: We've got to get back to Earth, FAST. And we can't let those creeps recognize us." She took out a picture of the moon and changed into Black Rose… then tackled Kiff.
"Ack! Hey! Would you cut that out?"
"Oops. Sorry, Kiffy. (grr) I guess I just take after my dad sometimes," Black Rose said, helping her friend back up. "I really don't know why I- Holy crud!"
"What?"
"Kiff… what happened to you?"
"W-What do you mean?" Black Rose dragged him over to a window, then pointed at his reflection, and he gasped. He had pointed ears on his head, his hands were replaced with paws, and he grew a tail! "Oh, my gosh… I'm a Furry!" His face turned red in shock and embarrassment.
Black Rose looked around, noticing a few people were staring at them. "C'mon, Crim, we'd better find that ship. We can worry about your sudden, unexplainable traits later."
"This is the weirdest day of my life…" Kiff stared at his reflection, feeling his new ears to see if they were real (which they were). He then faced Black Rose, arching an eyebrow. "Why did you call me Crim?"
Black Rose shrugged. "Because you're blushing crimson."
Kiff shook his head, then he and his she-wolf friend ran down the street to look for Jim Hawkins, get home, and find out what the heck is going on.
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