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Fangface the Second: Oh, you'll find out soon ;)

Things to Remember

1) I don't own Fangface

2) I don't own any Disney characters

3) Tracker owns her OC, FF2 owns his OC, I own my OC, and we own ourselves

4) Buckwheat= Timothy, *WG= Astrid, *FF2= Allen, Ginger= Anna, Crim= Kiff, and Brielle= Brelyn (*for now)

5) This is a fan fiction story, so anything in here (OC, me being a cartoonbrid or having an evil sister, etc.) is completely fictional.

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Back in the secret tunnel, everyone explored the small room that they had figured out was Jennifer's secret lair… but the real question at hand was why Astrid and Allen had two white-haired doubles! "Who are you guys?" Astrid asked her double after they untied them.

The Allen-look-alike arched an eyebrow. "Don't you recognize us?" he asked.

"Um… yeah… only when I'm Allen and looking into a mirror, though." Silver replied.

"We're your Nobodies! …I can't believe you don't remember," The Astrid-look-alike scoffed.

"Nobodies? What's a Nobody?" Kim asked.

"It's a person who is created when someone becomes a Heartless," Puggsy replied.

Silver looked at him, surprised. "How did you know that?" he asked.

Puggsy rolled his eyes. "I've played 'Kingdom Hearts' before, remember?"

"Oh, yeah…"

"Wait, hold it! I don't remember becoming a Heartless or getting a Nobody!" Astrid exclaimed.

Edwin sighed. "That is because… We had Namine erase your memories." he replied, sadly. "It happened when your creators, WW and FF1, were still alive. You all had a run in with a gang of Heartless, and they captured the two of you… luckily, you managed to transfer your hearts to them- creating your Nobodies in the process- but the experience caused you both to go into shock, because you both were so young (I'd guess, maybe 8 or 9) and in order to make sure you became brave heroes, we had Namine erase the memory and take your Nobodies to Destiny Islands to hide. During the memory-altering process, WW and FF1 gave you back your hearts- which they kept within their hearts- thereby giving you a piece of them…."

"…Which explains why they made us authors in the first place!" Silver gasped.

Astrid, however, wasn't as thrilled. "Wait, you mean- we've been brainwashed?" she yelled, clutching her head.

"Hey, it was either erase that memory, or leave you scarred for life and grow up to be a paranoid chicken." Edwin scoffed.

"But… Why couldn't our Nobodies stay with us?" Allen asked.

"Because WW and FF1 were afraid we would jog your memory, and you'd remember everything…" Astrid's Nobody began to say.

"Excuse me! Who the heck is FF1 and WW?" Stalker asked.

"Our creators: Wherever Woman and Fangface the First." Astrid replied, saddened at the memory of her creator.

"Well, now that we've found out who you guys are… what are you doing here?" Biff asked the two Nobodies.

"Well, we heard about what happened to WW and FF1, and came to this world to investigate," Allen's Nobody said. "Once we got there, though, we were ambushed and taken to this place."

"We've been stuck down here for years…" Astrid's Nobody added. "Thank God you guys finally showed up!"

"Sounds like Jennifer has been planning this for a long time…" Kim said, suspiciously.

"She must want me to- what's the word?- 'mature' real badly if she can plot this long," Astrid said.

"Apparently so," Edwin said, looking over at a dozen monitors on the wall, which showed a view of the entire Tooniverse. "And it appears she's been concentrating on our every move…"

"You got that right, bat-boy!" A voice behind them said, and they turned to see Jennifer, standing in the doorway- with a bazooka! …A bazooka? Who wrote THAT? (a/n: …oh, right…)

"Holy crap! …Wait, how come you get a bazooka and I don't?" Astrid scoffed.

"Because I'm a villain, and villains always get cool things!"

"Well, I hate to break it to you, sis, but we're cartoonbrids!" Stalker boasted. "You can't destroy us with some lame blazonka!"

"Bazooka," Puggsy corrected.

"God bless you,"

"Fine then… I'll just kill your regular cartoon friends!" Jennifer said, aiming the bazooka at Edwin, Alyx, Biff, Kim, and Puggsy. "Any last words, you sorry sons of-"

*THUD!*

Right out of the ceiling, a trap-door opened, and Buckwheat fell right on top of Jennifer! "Whoa! Who would have thought that trap door would lead me all the way here?" he asked, amazed, then smiled at the others. "Oh, hey guys! Did you fall through a trap door, too?"

The other werewolves showed up a second later. "We heard Jennifer's voice! Is she-" Fangface began to ask, then noticed his son sitting on top of Jennifer. "…Um, never mind."

"Buckwheat! You're alive!" Hunter exclaimed, hugging her son.

"Ga goo ra!" Fangpuss exclaimed, hugging his cousin. (*translation: "And you knocked-out Jennifer!"*)

"C'mon, lets tie her up and take her to the police, and-" Biff started to say, until suddenly a kid with spiky black hair, wearing dark sunglasses, a jean-jacket and ragged pants ran in, carrying a switchblade.

"Back off, jack!" Snake snapped, shoving Buckwheat off of Jennifer and picking her up. A portal then opened, and he held out his knife, fending off the others. "If anyone follows, you'll get a knife in your throat!" With that, he dived through the portal with Jennifer. Kitefang tried to catch him, but was too late.

"Oh, great… she even teamed up with the OC villains!" Allen scoffed.

"I don't get it… What's going on?" Astrid's Nobody asked.

"We'll tell you on the way out," Biff said. "Right now, we've got to get the police."

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So, what happens when a group of kids and werewolves try to tell the cops that a 21-year-old girl is running around with TV villains? …The cops crack up and don't believe them. "Yeah, right! And I'm the king of France!" One of the cops scoffed.

"It's TRUE!" Hunter snapped. "Haven't you heard about all the villains disappearing?"

"Yeah… but that doesn't mean they're hanging out with some girl from the real world!"

"Well, they ARE, and they're doing it because… because…" Astrid tried to say, but then realized that they didn't know WHY her sister teamed up with the villains in the first place.

"Because she wants revenge on him, because she thinks he's the cause of her sister's death!" Astrid's Nobody finished, having heard Jennifer's plan while being bound and gagged.

"Yeah! …But, I didn't die…" Astrid became thoughtful.

"She must be talking about when Jennifer shot that laser and hit-" Silver began to say, but caught himself, seeing that Puggsy was in the room. "…um, 'you-know-who'."

Puggsy rolled his eyes. "I know you mean Brielle," he scoffed, and Astrid elbowed Silver in the ribs.

"Ow! (grr) Sorry…"

"Look, the whole disappearance has left everyone baffled, and we're already busy enough with the matter as it is," The cop sneered. "The last thing we need is a bunch of kids and some wacky wolves coming in and making up some story about it!"

"But we're NOT making it up!" Tracker snapped.

But the cop wasn't convinced, and shooed them out. "I've had enough. Get outta here, before I lock you up for false charges!"

Walking back to the wolf-buggy, the gang knew that there was only one thing to do: bust the villains themselves! …Which was practically their plan in the first place, but was now officially their job since the cops were obviously too ignorant to believe them! Anyone else notice that this sort of thing always happens to meddlers?

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They arrived back at their apartment building, and Astrid turned to her Nobody. "By the way, we never got your names," she said.

"My name is Koon Rove," Allen's Nobody said.

"I'm Tommy-boy Angel," Astrid's Nobody said.

Everyone had to stifle a laugh. "Heh… nice names," Kitefang said, holding in a chuckle.

"Gah, gi ga ga rawr rah!" Fangpuss giggled. (translation: *"Yeah, if you're a nerd!"*)

Astrid glared at him. "Watch it, Fangpuss! If you make fun of my Nobody again, I'll smack you so hard your kids will be dizzy!" she snapped.

"Ha! Ga goo goo rah ga ni ni rawr ga! (grr)" (translation: *"Ha! You can't do anything to me, because I'm an infant!"*)

Astrid pretended to have a thoughtful look on her face. "Allen, didn't you say you wrote a story where Baby Fangs and Fangpuss were teenagers?"

"Yeah… why?" Allen asked, cautiously.

Suddenly, Fangpuss became a 15-year-old- looking like Fangface, except that he had blonde hair on top again. "Hey, I'm all grown up again!" he exclaimed, but his happiness soon passed. "Oh, crud…"

Astrid smacked him. "That's what you get for insulting my Nobody!" she snapped, then turned to her Nobody. "By the way… What IS with those nerdy names?"

Fangpuss glared at her. " (snarl) Oh, so you can insult them, but I ca-" Astrid shoved a sock in his mouth. "Mmf!"

"Well… we couldn't really think of what to call ourselves, and FF1 and WW didn't have any ideas… so they gave us their web-names from another website," Koon Rove said, blushing.

"But… it's not THAT bad. I mean, nobody said being a Nobody was easy… er, if that makes sense," Tommy-boy said.

"I beg to differ," Edwin scoffed. "I happen to by a Nobody myself- Goofy's Nobody, actually."

Fangface and Silver gasped in awe. "You're Goofy's Nobody, and you never told us?" they said together.

"Wait… then how come you're still a vampire?" Puggsy asked.

"Remember back in 'Body Switch' when I explained how I joined a circus and was transformed into one?" Edwin asked, and everyone nodded. "That's how."

"Um… okay…" Buckwheat said, still confused.

"Well, I'd say you guys deserve better-fitting names," Astrid said, then took out her wand. "From now on, YOU are to be Tanya 'Astrid' Southerland," She zapped her Nobody, who looked exactly like Brielle now- except with short, wavy-blonde hair with orange streaks in it.

"And YOU are now Benjamin 'Allen' Tennyson," Silver said, zapping his Nobody- who looked like him now, except with dark-brown hair like Kite's.

"AWESOME!" The new Allen and Astrid exclaimed together.

"But… who will you guys be? Don't you have the same names?" The new Astrid asked.

"Yeah… but from now on, we're going to be who we were meant to be," With a wave of her wand, Wherever Girl transformed back into her original form: looking like Brielle- only she kept her hair black.

Silver transformed into Fangface the Second and did the same: looking just like Kite, but with Sora's hair. "You can call us Fangface the Second and Wherever Girl," he said.

"But, I thought you said you didn't want to look like someone who died," Stalker said to WG, remembering how she explained why she changed her looks.

Puggsy sighed, stood up, and left the room. "Nice going, nit-wolf," Hunter scolded Stalker, smacking her upside the head.

"I'll go talk to him," Edwin said, following Puggsy… then paused, seeing that Puggsy was being confronted by Ansem the Wise.

"Ah, Edwin, there you are," Ansem said. "I was just telling your friend here to get you."

"Why? What's going on?"

Ansem sighed. "We need you two back in the Kingdom Hearts realm. Heartless are taking over, and we need every Keyblade Warrior we have to fight. I'd ask you to get Fangface the Second, but he's still in training and isn't ready for battle just yet,"

"What makes you think I'm ready, then?" Puggsy scoffed. "You've seen me in combat- I couldn't beatify a Heartless to rescuefy my own skin! You're going to have to find someone else…"

"Wuss! Go fight like a man!" Hardy snarled inside Puggsy's mind.

"You're more strong than you believe yourself to be, Russel," Ansem said.

"Yeah, but that still doesn't mean I can fight Heartless!" Puggsy protested.

"Should've thought of that before you signed the contract," Edwin muttered.

"Hey, you didn't exactly fill me in on EVERY dangerous detail, bub, so shut it!"

Edwin huffed. "Did so…"

Puggsy turned to Ansem. "I'm sorry, Ansem, but it's like I've said before- I can't fight like I can when I'm playing the game… even if my life really was at stake!" He turned to leave.

Ansem stayed silent for a few seconds. "What about your son's life?" he asked then.

Puggsy froze, then faced Ansem again. "W-What?"

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A/N: Ooh, tension! …This is finally getting good, don't you think? (tomato flies overhead) AUGH! *ducks* Alright, who threw the vegetable?

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