What happens when a certain author becomes write-happy? It means a new chapter is born!

Things to Remember

1) I don't own Fangface

2) I don't own any Disney characters

3) Tracker owns her OC, FF2 owns his OC, I own my OC, and we own ourselves

4) Buckwheat= Timothy, Ginger= Anna, Crim= Kiff, and Brielle= Brelyn

5) This is a fan fiction story, so anything in here (OC, me being a cartoonbrid or having an evil sister, etc.) is completely fictional.

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As soon as Puggsy and Edwin told the others about the Heartless scenario in the Kingdom Hearts realm, they decided to assist their friends in taking care of the matter, knowing that it had something to do with the missing villains. And once they told them all that Kiff and Anna might be in danger, they KNEW they were heading to the realm, whether Ansem wanted them to, or not.

"Wait, how do you know Kiff is in danger?" Astrid asked.

"Funny you should ask," Ansem replied. "You see, I got a call from Jim Hawkins earlier this evening…"

~Earlier This Evening~

"Hurry up, Kiffy!" Blackrose said, pulling her friend toward the ship, SLR MAELSTROM.

"I'm hurrying! I'm hurrying!" Kiff scoffed, trying to keep up with his friend so not to trip and end up being dragged to the vessel. "Sheesh, slow down, Blackrose, before you pull my arm out of its socket!"

"How can I slow down? There's a couple of villains amuck, our parents are probably worried sick about us, and… and WE'RE GONNA MEET JIM HAWKINS!"

Oh, great… my best friend is a Jim Hawkins Fan-Girl, Kiff thought, letting out an exaggerated sigh.

Once they reached the ship, though, Blackrose's fan-girl enthusiasm took on a new level. She spotted Jim right then and there, standing by the gangplank. Oh. My. Gosh… It's actually HIM! she thought, excitedly.

"Easy, girl, don't freak out." Anna said in her head. "Deep breaths… Calm down… Do NOT do anything stupid…"

"Hi. You must be Kiff and…" he said, then arched an eyebrow at Blackrose. "Anna?"

"HE SAID MY NAME! EEEEEEEEEEE!"

"Ooh! Headache," Blackrose muttered, rubbing her forehead, then smiled at Jim. "Actually, I'm Blackrose,"

"Ah, I see…" Jim said, nodding. "Funny, I've never seen a werewolf before… Except that one time…" his gaze then turned to Kiff, and he noticed his wolf-ears and tail. "I don't think I've ever seen your species before, though."

"Believe me, neither have I," Kiff said, blushing and rubbing the back of his neck. "(ahem) So… do you think you could get us back to Earth?"

Jim let out a small laugh. "Can I? Of course I can! …Hope you're not in a big hurry, though, because it may take a couple months or so to get there,"

"But we ARE in a hurry," Blackrose said. "There's a couple villains loose, and one of them is an old enemy of my dad's!"

Jim rubbed his chin. "Yikes. That's a problem, then…" he then observed Blackrose and Kiff more carefully, knowing that they looked vaguely familiar. "By the way, who IS your dad?"

"His name is Fangface/Sherman Fangsworth,"

"And my dad's name is Puggsy… I never learned his full name, though." Kiff said, becoming thoughtful.

Those names and these faces seem so familiar… but I can't remember why. Jim thought. Man, now I know how BEN felt when his memory was yanked out.

"Is there a faster way to get there?" Blackrose asked, almost pleadingly.

"Not that I know of…" Jim said sadly, but became determined. "Wait, I DO know of something we CAN use to get there quick! C'mon!" Kiff and Blackrose followed Jim onto his ship.

Within a few minutes, they had set sail, and Kiff and Blackrose watched the launch- it felt as if they were in the movie! They started floating in the air, until someone turned on the artificial gravity… and they crashed onto the ground. "Oof!" they cried, but ignored their pain and stood up, watching as space-whales floated by in amazement. But, they weren't on the ship for sight-seeing, and ran up the deck and stood by Jim at the helm.

"So… we're heading to Earth, right?" Kiff asked.

Jim shook his head. "Not exactly… We're taking a quick detour to a place where you CAN get there fast, though," he replied.

"Where?"

Jim looked around, then called for one of his crew-members to take over the helm while he lead Blackrose and Kiff into his quarters. "Do you know about Treasure Planet?" They nodded. "Well, there was a portal on that planet that could open up to anywhere in the universe… that is, until a trap was set off and the planet exploded."

"And this has something to do with us getting home… how?" Blackrose scoffed, and Kiff nudged her in the elbow.

"He's saying we can use a portal to get back home!" Kiff hissed, then looked at Jim in confusion. "Right?"

Jim shrugged. "Close. I learned that- along with the map to the planet- there were five bracelets made that could show the way to anyone's deepest desire… but also, quite possibly, open a portal as well,"

"Really? Wow… do you have one?" Blackrose asked.

Jim chuckled. "No… but I know a friend on the planet Solaris who does," he took out a charter-map, looking it over to find the route to Solaris. "Her name is Lucy Silver."

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Solaris was a 24-hour voyage from the Montressor Spaceport, but for Kiff and Blackrose it felt like an eternity, so as soon as the ship made port they practically ran off the ship! "Guys, wait up!" Jim called to them before they could get far. "You'll need her address," he handed them a card with Lucy's address on it.

"Oh. Right!" Blackrose said, sticking the card in her pocket.

"Thanks a lot, Jim," Kiff said, shaking Jim's hands (which felt awkward with his wolf-like paws). "We owe ya!"

Jim shrugged. "Just tell your dads that I said 'hi'." he said.

The two kids ran down the street to find Lucy, and Jim smiled as he watched them go… but his smile faded when he saw a dark shadow-creature lurking around the corner, following them. He recognized it from his trips to the Disney Studios: it was a Heartless. What are those ugly things doing in my universe? he thought. Quickly, he followed the Heartless… but took out his cell-phone and called Ansem first, hoping he would have an explanation.

~Now…~

"WHAT? Some stupid Heartless is stalking MY KID?" Hunter snarled, balling her fists. "Oh, that is IT! We are SO heading to the KH realm… after we head to the TP universe and rescue our kids!"

"Trust me, if Jim catches up to them, they'll be fine," Ansem assured. "But, right now, you all need to do some training before I allow you to become temporary Key-Blade Warriors and assist us,"

"Temporary?" Puggsy repeated, then glared at Edwin. "Why didn't you ever bring THAT up?"

Edwin shrugged. "You never asked." he replied.

Puggsy clenched his fists and anger boiled inside of him… and all of a sudden, he changed into Hardy! "(grr) I'm gonna murdify ya, you dumb blood-sucker!" he growled, then tackled Edwin.

"Ack! Hey! Ow! Leggo!"

"Um… should one of us do something?" Tracker asked, watching as Hardy mauled Edwin.

"What? And interrupt the fun? Heck no!" WG said, munching on popcorn and watching the brawl. Everyone gave her a dirty look, and she sighed. "Oh, FINE. …Stalker, do something."

"Okay." Stalker said, then walked over to Hardy- who had Edwin pinned down- grabbed him by the shirt collar, and punched him.

*BAM!*

"There. Happy now?"

"HEY! (snarl) What was THAT for?" Hardy demanded.

Stalker shrugged. "Well, how ELSE was I going to get you off him?"

"Well… some other way besides THIS!" With that, he punched Stalker.

Stalker snarled. "You mean… like THIS?" She then punched him in the gut, then kicked him in the face.

"Or… how about THIS?" Hardy grabbed her by the waist, picked her up, then slammed her head-first onto the ground.

Soon, the two werewolves were in a brawl. "Holy crap… This is AWESOME!" Astrid exclaimed.

Ansem sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. "You kids have a LOT of training to do…" he muttered.

"Who will we be training with?" Biff asked.

"That's the intriguing part. After seeing what skills you have and which you don't, you will all be training with different teachers: Allen, Kite, and Fangface the Second- you will be training with Jim Hawkins and John Silver."

"No. WAY. That is so COOL!" FF2 exclaimed.

"Kim, Hunter, Tracker… you will be training with Mulan."

"Alright. Mulan!" Hunter said, eagerly.

"Puggsy- er, I mean 'Hardy', you will be training with Aladdin,"

"Lucky!" Astrid huffed.

"Biff, Fangface and Fangpuss… you will be training with Jack Sparrow, as well as your human halves."

"COOL!" Fangface and Fangpuss exclaimed.

"Aw, C'MON! They get to train with Jack Sparrow?" Stalker scoffed. "Who am I gonna get?"

"Um, actually, Stalker… You, Astrid, and Wherever Girl have been called to, um, train with a relative of yours," Edwin said, blushing.

"Relative? What relative?" WG asked, arching an eyebrow, then her eyes widened in horror. "Oh, PLEASE tell me it's not Jennifer!"

"No! No, no, it's NOT Jennifer… actually, it's none of your REALITY relatives…"

"Wait… what do you mean?"

"Are you saying we have cartoon-relatives?" Astrid gasped.

Edwin nodded. "Yes…" he said, biting his lower-lip.

"Well, who is it?" Stalker asked, eagerly.

"It's…"

~One Mystery Relative's Name Disclosure Later…~

"WHAT?" WG shouted.

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A/N: Who's the mystery relative that made my blood-pressure sky-rocket? And what will happen to Kiff and Anna/Blackrose? And… if I'm writing this story… Why the HECK didn't I end up training with Jack Sparrow?

Please review. Save the flames for a cold, bleak winter… 80 thousand years from now.