And now, since inspiration once again struck me and I have a ridiculous amount of free time, here's the next, action-packed, comedy-filled, heart-racing chapter of this crazy and randomly made-up Fangface/Disney fan-fic!
Things to Remember:
1) I own nothing but my own OC and myself
2) Aliases include: Buckwheat= Timothy, Brelyn= Brielle, Crim= Kiff, and Ginger= Anna.
3) Alan and Astrid are no longer the author and co-author, just our Nobodies
4) This is Fanfiction, thereby everything in this story is 100% made-up. (any characters similar to any real persons, dead or alive, is purely by coincidence. Really.)
5) Some characters might become a bit ooc, depending on the situation. I deeply apologize for this.
Now, roll 'em!
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"…And so, we decided to have everyone switch bodies, just to have them 'take a walk in each other's shoes'," WG was saying, telling Belle about the time she and FF2 first met the Fangface gang and OC.
Belle laughed. "How did that turn out?" she asked.
"Well, it was pretty fun, until-" The authoress was interrupted by a vibration in her pocket, and noticed she got a text from Alyx:
*Dad's n trouble! Kidnapped by Boogie Boys! Get the others and meet us n TNBC realm, FAST!* ~Alyx.
"Wuh oh…"
"What is it?" Astrid asked.
"We've got trouble. Edwin's been kidnapped by the Boogie Boys!"
"The BOOGIE BOYS?" Stalker sneered. "(snarl) What, they couldn't have sent Gantu, or Randal, or Ursula to kidnap him? (grr) Why did they pick THOSE bratty twerps?"
"Maybe they wanted to humiliate him." Astrid guessed, shrugging.
WG thought about it. "Or… maybe worse." Quickly, she grabbed her jacket and ran to the front door, then turned to Belle. "I'm sorry, Belle. We'll have to continue this visit another time. Right now, our friend is in danger!"
"Why? What's going on?" Belle asked, concerned.
"Ah, a bunch of Disney and Fangface villains teamed up to bump us off. It's a rare- yet somewhat typical- thing for us," Stalker replied, then followed her friends out the door. WG opened a portal and they left Belle's world.
Belle became thoughtful, and worried about her cousins' safety. Immediately, she ran to her horse, Phillippe, and ran down the road to gather help from a few friends…
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Astrid, WG, and Stalker arrived in the town of Halloween, where they saw Alyx, Kaiser, and Buckwheat ducked behind a creepy willow tree, accompanied by a she-wolf with blonde fur and a orange, brown, and yellow mane, wearing a black tank-top, black jeans, and a black choker with a diamond in the middle. "That's the Boogie Boys' hideout right over there," the mysterious she-wolf was saying to the kids, then arched an eyebrow at them. "Boy, you guys must really have a bone to pick with them if you're stupid- I mean, brave enough to infiltrate their lair."
"Thank you, Wolfsbane." Alyx said. "I hope there's some way to repay you,"
Wolfsbane grinned. "Give me a Fangface DVD with bonus features and set me up with a date with Silver, and we'll be even," With that, the she-wolf ran off.
"Creepy…" Kaiser said out the side of his mouth.
Stalker, WG, and Astrid ran up to their friends. "Who was THAT?" Stalker asked, watching Wolfsbane run off.
"Eh. Just your typical Fangface fan-wolf." Alyx replied, shrugging. "I met her at Summer Camp a few years back, and she lives with her parents here in this realm."
"She was the only one who was willing to give us directions to the Boogie Boys' HQ, without shrieking in fear." Buckwheat added, then clicked his tongue and shook his head. "Boy, the people in these parts sure must hate those kids,"
"Who doesn't?" Astrid scoffed.
"They said it's this way," Alyx said, and together the young group snuck toward the tree-housed lair of the Boogie Boys.
"How are we going to get in, by the way?" Buckwheat asked, whispering.
"The classic, all-American cartoon way: breaking and entering!" WG replied, holding up a pry-bar.
Alyx sneered, snatching away the pry-bar. "Don't be ridiculous!" she hissed. "If we're going to get in there, we're going to have to be quiet, discrete, and alert…"
Of course, before they were even 5 paces close to the hide-out, the most unexpected- yet cliché- thing happened: They fell through a trap door.
"AAAAUGH!" They all screamed, sliding downward and into the lair of Oogie Boogie, where they saw Edwin strapped to a torture-wheel-like-thing, with Oogie Boogie holding a deadly snake up to his face.
"Ah, more visitors, I see." Oogie Boogie said, turning and grinning his evil grin.
"Dad!" Alyx gasped, running toward her father.
"Alyx, no! It's a trap-" Edwin tried to warn.
*Twang!*
An arrow shot to the floor, nearly missing Alyx by a mere inch. She gasped and backed away. "(grr) Shoot an arrow at MY girl, will ya?" Kaiser snarled, approaching Oogie Boogie, rolling up his sleeves… though, he wasn't wearing a shirt, so… he wasn't actually rolling up anything. "(snarl) I'll show you!"
"Ha ha ha! You can't beat us, kid!" Oogie Boogie laughed.
"Us? Who's us?" Astrid asked, cautiously. The sound of a million cackles answered her question, and suddenly Oogie's entire lair lit up, showing that all the villains had gathered there… including Jennifer!
"So, you foolish OC thought you could come and rescue your friend, eh?" Jennifer scoffed, then swooped down, glaring right at WG. "Well, you thought WRONG… and don't think changing your hair-color will change the fact that you got your own double- MY SISTER- killed, Brielle!"
"Okay, ONE: I'm not Brielle. TWO: WE didn't get her killed, Jennifer… YOU shot the laser, so her death is YOUR fault!" WG snapped.
"You think I'm going to believe THAT? YOU guys dragged my little sister into this, so YOU'RE responsible for her DEATH!"
"Um, might I add that she's not really dead, but- being a super-cartoon- survived that blast?" Stalker said.
"You keep out of this, you freak!"
"You can't talk to my werewolf half that way!" WG snapped. "She's just as much as your sister as I am, Jennifer!"
"STOP CALLING ME YOUR SISTER! MY SISTER IS DEAD… AND YOU CAN'T TAKE HER PLACE!" With that, Jennifer smacked WG across the face, but she still stood, acting as if nothing happened.
"That the best you got… 'sis'?" With that remark, WG swung her fist and hit Jennifer square in the face!
Jennifer responded by kicking WG in the gut…
WG responded by tackling Jennifer…
In a matter of 7 ½ seconds, the two sisters got in a brawl, until Ironmask had his masculine henchman pull them apart… though they still clawed at each other. "Enough!" Ironmask shouted, making the two girls pause. "Jennifer, you said that we were going to get our revenge… Well, we're still waiting, and watching you try to kill an OC isn't making this mission- or story- go by any faster!"
"Yeah, when are we going to get our revenge?" Marcus demanded.
Jennifer calmed down, grinning. "Soon, my friends, soon… Hey, Bruno, wanna let me down?" she said, turning to the henchman, who obeyed her order. "You see, I've been watching my little late-sister a while before she died, and noticed that she not only grew an attachment for that stupid werewolf… but he also grew an attachment for her as well- in a non-romantic sort of way, otherwise that would be creepy and I would have killed him sooner."
"Wait, cartoons don't get attached to any of their fans!" Cruella scoffed.
"Apparently, no one told that to Fag-Face,"
"It's FANGface," WG corrected.
Jennifer smirked. "I know." WG thrashed at her, but couldn't reach, but the villainess ignored her. "I have a little plan on how to lure that werewolf into a trap…" She turned to Yzma. "Yzma, if you will…"
Yzma handed her a vial, which she poured onto WG, making her hair blonde once again. "The potion will only last up to 24-hours… I hope your plan will be pulled off, by then." The haggard-looking woman said, coldly.
"If that werewolf and his friends want to see their friend again, they'll come,"
Snake then snickered. "Especially Puggsy… He'll do anything to make sure his chick survives." he said, walking up to WG, grinning, then reached to touch her. "Ain't that right, sweetheart?"
"HANDS OFF, CREEP!" WG snapped, kicking Snake in the gut… making her leg extend 20 feet and slam him into the wall! "Whoa!" She looked at her leg, then felt power boiling inside of her, and she grinned. Flexing her arms, she broke out of the hench-man's grasped and punched him upside the jaw, making him crash into several villains. "Awesome! How did I DO that?"
"Your cartoonbrid abilities must be kicking in!" Edwin explained.
"Gah! Don't just stand there gawking! ATTACK!" Jennifer yelled. On her command, all the villains leaped into action.
"Back off!" Stalker snarled, holding up her hands… and suddenly, lightening bolts shot out of her palms. "WHOA! …Suh-WEET!" Throwing her hands through the air, she shot lightening bolts at most of the villains, striking some while others leaped out of her range.
Alyx and Kaiser leaped into action as well. Alyx used a few martial-arts moves on a few villains, while Kaiser tackled many, extending his claws and swiping at them… then paused, noticing his claws extended 5 inches! "Sweet! (grr) I'm like Wolverine!" he exclaimed, then swiped at Captain Hook's sword, cutting it in half. The pirate gasped and ran off.
Astrid and Buckwheat ran over to Edwin, freeing him from the torture-wheel-thingy. "Hey, Eddy, what's going on with Stalker, Kaiser, and WG?" Buckwheat asked him. "How come they have all those powers?"
Edwin rubbed his chin. "Each cartoonbrid has the ability to stretch long distances, along with have super-strength and agility…" he explained, then threw a backwards-punch over his shoulder, hitting Count Drako upside the jaw. "…yet each one has a special unique power."
Astrid nodded. "Cool." she said. …then pulled out a sledge-hammer and struck another villain in the knee, knocking their legs right out from underneath them, then she and Edwin both joined in on the fights.
But, sadly, even with their super-cartoon abilities, the small group couldn't hold the villains off forever, for they were outnumbered. Alameta Slim lassoed Buckwheat and tied him to a pole; Count Draco used some of his magic on Edwin, bounding him in chains; Zoloft drank his werewolf formula and changed into a werewolf, and he tackled Astrid; The Shadow Man used his shadows to capture WG; and Jafar used his sorcery and changed Stalker into a small black cat.
"That's IT! NOW I'm MAD!" Stalker yelled… in a high-pitched voice. "Wait, is that my voice? …Is that MY voice? …Oh, that is the LAST INDIGNITY!" she ran up and began clawing at Jafar, who just kicked her away.
Kaiser continued to fight, but was shot with a tranquilizer dart by… Marlow. "I guess, while I'm waiting to kill Kitefang, I'll kill his offspring in the meantime," the werewolf hunter said, darkly.
Gaston then stepped up, holding up a hunting knife. "You wouldn't mind if I mount his head on my wall, would you?" he asked.
Marlow shrugged. "Go ahead… No one can be-head a werewolf like Gaston (except me)."
Gaston raised the knife to slice Kaiser's throat…
*BAM!*
A huge hole appeared in the wall, making all the villains pause and look up, seeing Hunter, hands on hips. "Did I miss the butt-whooping?" she asked.
"Um… no?" Chuckles the Evil Piggy replied, awkwardly.
"Okay. Good." Hunter then snapped her fingers, and a larger section of the wall fell down…
…Revealing the rest of the gang- accompanied by thousands of Disney heroes!
"Guys? But.. How?" WG gasped with relief.
"Your cousin gave us a call and told us Edwin got caught… so we decided it was a good time to put our training on hold…" Biff said, grinning.
"…And into ACTION!" Fangpuss exclaimed, raising a sword into the air.
All the heroes dived in, thrashing the villains. I'd give out details on which heroes did what to which villains, but if I did this chapter would never end, so lets just say everyone got into a pretty epic fight. "Huh, boy… Time to split!" Jennifer gasped, trying to sneak away…
…but bumped into a certain dark-haired, masculine teenager, wearing a black outfit and armor, wielding a key-blade, and looking more outraged than he could ever be. "Where are YOU going, little Miss 'I murdified someone's wife'?" Puggsy snarled, then swung his key-blade and sent Jennifer flying backwards, making a ruby necklace around her neck fall to the ground.
Desperate, Jennifer let out a whistle and called upon a dozen Heartless to assist with the battle, but Puggsy was ready for them- having mastered the game AND perfected his skills- and he wasn't alone, for FF2, Sora, Mickey, and Kite joined him as well. Jennifer crawled away, escaping… or, should I say, chickening out? Before he could continue, though, Puggsy was yanked backwards by that arachnid-scorpion alien, Scroop. "Sssso we meet again," Scroop said, raising his claw to Puggsy's throat. "Oh, I can't WAIT to ssslit YOUR throat…"
"HEY! BACK OFF, BUG-FACE!" Brelyn yelled, swinging her fist and sending Scroop slamming into the wall, making him release Puggsy.
"Thanks, kid, I owe ya one," Puggsy said, tussling her hair, then gripped his key-blade. "Now to find the woman who shot my wife," With that, he ran off, pulling a few street-rat moves to get through the crowd of fighting heroes and villains.
Oh, if only I could tell him… Brelyn thought, looking down sadly… noticing the necklace that fell off Jennifer's neck. "Hey, what's this?"
Meanwhile, Kite ran through the crowd, thrashing villains here and there… only to be caught by Marlow, who raised a gun to his head. "I may have missed killing your mother… but at least I can finally kill you!" he snarled.
"I don't t'ink so," A voice said behind him.
*ZAP!*
Before Marlow knew it, he was shot in the back of his shoulder with a laser-pistol… which was attached to Long John Silver's cyborg arm. "Thanks, Dad," Kite said, and Silver tipped his hat in response to him.
"Hey, Silver! Aren't you supposed to be fighting with US?" Dark Crow snapped. "You're a Disney pirate VILLAIN, aren't you?"
"Um… not that I remember," Silver (the werewolf, Silver) replied, confused.
"I meant the cyborg!"
"When it comes to taking care of your son or daughter, you tend to switch sides," A voice said beside Dark Crow, and he turned to see his daughter, Gin… holding a sword up to his throat. "Hello, 'Dad'."
Dark Crow only chuckled. "Don't fool yourself, Gin… We ALL know you can't swing a sword to save your own life!"
Gin swung her sword, knocking her father's sword out of his hand. "I've improved." She then kicked him in the chest, making him fly back and crash into a few other villains.
Speaking of pirates… Biff was sent flying backwards into the wall, and Davy Jones aimed a sword at his heart. "Tell me, Mr. Southerland… Do ya feel dead?" The Dutchman Captain asked.
"Do you?" A voice asked, and Davy Jones turned around, seeing that Fangs had gotten ahold of his heart, and was holding a knife above it.
"Ha! Don't kid me, lad! Ya don't have deh guts to kill someone!"
Fangs gave him a dark glare, giving Davy the hunch that he wasn't kidding, then raised the knife. "Oh, I DO have the guts…" He quickly brought the knife down-
"WAIT!" Davy Jones cried, making Fangs stop the knife, just a meter above his heart. "Don't do it! It was bad enough the first time when Sparrow did it…" he dropped his sword, raising his claws into the air.
Fangs smirked. "That's what I thought."
While his back was turned, Biff struck Davy Jones in the head, knocking him out. "Nice work distracting him, Fangs," Biff said.
"Yeah… Good thing he stopped me, too! I don't think I'd be able to live with stabbing a guy's heart!" he then noticed he was still holding Davy's heart, and gagged, handing it to Biff. "Um… here. You hang on to it." he then covered his mouth and ran to the nearest corner to throw up.
Brelyn ran through the crowd of villains, carrying the necklace, noticing it was glowing… and that every villain was wearing one! "I wonder…" she thought, pausing, then threw the necklace down on the floor, shattering into millions of pieces.
Suddenly, all the villains stopped, and the heroes paused their attacks, noticing their foes were standing their, dazed and confused. "What the heck's going on?" One villain piped up.
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Later that evening…
"…So, as it turns out, the Disney and Fangface villains were tricked into wearing these necklaces, which enabled Jennifer to control them and give into her bidding," Kim explained to Iger, along with Joe Ruby and Ken Spears.
"Well, glad that issue is resolved, but… what happened to Jennifer?" Joe asked.
"She got away, sir," Biff said, sadly.
"Don't worry, we'll be keeping an eye out for her," Tracker said, assuringly.
"Yeah, my big sis won't get away THAT easily!" WG scoffed, itching her head… which was covered by a ski-cap.
"Say, WG… how come you're wearing a ski-cap?" Edwin asked.
WG sighed, bitterly. "Yzma's potion had a side-affect, and… well…" she pulled off the cap, showing that she was bald.
Everyone stifled a laugh and WG pulled the cap back on, blushing. "You gotta admit, it's an improvement," Kiff joked.
"Shut up… 'half-son'!"
THAT shut Kiff up, and his eye twitched a little. "Ah, and I just got over my shock!" he then became thoughtful, and turned to Edwin. "Say, Edwin, if both of my mothers are cartoonbrids, am I one, too?"
Edwin rubbed his chin. "Why, yes… and if I'm correct, since you inherit the DNA from more than one parent, you're twice as powerful!" he replied.
"Would that also explain the wolf-ears?" Puggsy asked, and WG nudged him in the ribs. "Ow! What?"
"Possibly… Being half-wolf could be his prime power,"
"COOL! I'm twice as powerful!" Kiff exclaimed, pumping his fists into the air… shooting lasers out of them! Everyone gasped, and Kiff noticed his fists were glowing bright blue. Rather than being shocked, he grinned mischievously at his father. "You know, this could work as a benefit in case you think about grounding me, Dad…"
"Did you just threaten your father?" Brelyn snapped.
"He BETTER not have!" WG sneered. "Because, as his half-mom AND creator… I brought him into this fic, and I can TAKE him OUT."
Kiff's eyes widened. "You'd honestly kill me?" he gasped.
"No… but I could take away your power!"
Kiff scoffed at this. "Ha! I doubt it."
WG then cracked her fingers, then walked over to the computer, editing the fic…
Suddenly, Kiff's wolf-ears and tail disappeared, and his fists stopped glowing, making him just a regular cartoon now. "Hey! What the…? What did you do?"
"I wrote it to where me and Brielle's cartoonbrid DNA canceled each other out when you inherited them, so rather than having super-toon powers, you're gonna take after your dad and be a regular cartoon."
Kiff gulped, then noticed Puggsy was giving him a stern look. "Ah… heh heh… I hope you didn't take the whole 'threat'-joke seriously, Dad…"
In response, Puggsy grabbed him by the ear and pulled him out of the room. "If you need me, I'll be teaching my son a little 'discipline'," he said, exiting the room.
Brelyn began to follow him, but then remembered… she was a little kid now. Until the spell was broken, she didn't have any parental authority over her son. Sighing, she walked out of the room and outside, where she saw Lamone standing on the sidewalk, looking up at the clear night. "Going somewhere?" she asked him.
He shrugged. "Eh. Just going to talk a walk through the woods," he replied, 'slinking' off. He heard footsteps, and noticed Brelyn was following him.
"Mind if I join you?"
He sighed. "I guess."
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That night, Edwin, FF2, and Allen walked down the hallway of the apartment building, exhausted from a long day. "Well, I'm turning in early," Edwin said.
"Alright, 'night," FF2 said, and he and Allen walked into their room.
Edwin opened the door to his room…
"HI, EDDY!"
…Then bolted down the hall, screaming at the top of his lungs, obviously not expecting a giant muffin to be in his room.
Baby Fangs and Hardy peeked around the corner, then burst out laughing. "Best. Prank. EVER!" Baby Fangs exclaimed.
"I'll say! (grr)" Hardy said, then looked down the hallway, concerned. "But… you think we went a bit far? He looked a little freaked out…"
Baby Fangs looked down the hallway. "Yeah… we did…"
They looked at each other… then burst out laughing again.
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A/N: Sorry if I didn't include enough ACTION in this chapter… but don't worry. There's MORE to come! …Later.
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