Title: Someone to Watch Over Me
Drabble Challenge: Twisted Commentfic - take a prompt and twist it
Prompt: Kunsel sees everything Zack does
No, sir. I don't know why I'm here.
What? It's about Zack? What ha-what?
Oh.
I can explain, sir! It's not-we're friends, sir. We've been friends since boot camp. Well, rivals, too, but that's why we got to be friends. Always trying to outdo each other. I hate to admit it, but he was better. That was why he got Gen. Angeal's attention. I'm not surprised Angeal took a shine to him, everybody did. Zack's got a way of making people like him.
I just wanted to get to know him better, since he seemed so outgoing. He'll tell you everything but won't tell you anything, y'know? Says a lot without saying anything at all. That's how that started. I was just curious.
No, sir.
Yes, sir. But-
Well, I had to, sir! If he won't tell people things, it's like this mystery. I started keeping an eye out on him because it was like a game. And he's not so bright; he needs someone to keep an eye on him. That's all it was.
I see, sir. No, sir.
But we're friends, sir. That's why he can't keep secrets like he does. And it all keeps me one step ahead of him, and-
What? I'm being what? To Junon?
I...this isn't fair, sir! I didn't do anything wrong!
Yes, sir. Thank you sir.
Whew. Thank the gods that's over. What in Hel's name was that? And they're transferring me to Junon, and over that? They seriously think I'm stalking the guy?
Junon's a little far away, but...well. I'll manage, getting shipped out there.
No matter what, Zack'll always need someone to watch over him.