TinyToonAdventures
((Theme Song))
We're Tiny We're Toony, We're All A Little Loony
And In This Cartoony We're Invading Your TV.
Comic Dispensers We Crack Up All The Censors, On Tiny
Toon Adventures, Get A Dose Of Comedy.
So Here's Acme Acres It's A Whole Wide World Apart,
Our Home Sweet Home It Stands Alone, A Cartoon Work Of Art.
Our Scripts Were Rejected Expect The Unexpected, On Tiny Toon
Adventures Is About To Start.
They're Furry They're Funny, They're Babs And Buster Bunny, Monata
Max Has Money, Elmyra Is A Pain.
There's Hamton And Plucky, Dizzy Devil's Ducky, Furrball's Unlucky
And Go-Go Is Insane.
At Acme Looniversity We Earn Our Toon Degree, The Teaching Staff's
Been Getting Laughs Since 1933.
We're Tiny We're Toony, We're All A Little Loony, It's Tiny Toon
Adventures Come And Join The Fun.
And Now Our Song Is Done!
Episode #1 – ((A new hope))
Inside Buster's rabbit hole
Buster checks his digital wall clock while hovering over the phone. He picks up the receiver to make sure there is a dial tone, and hangs up. Babs is playing with a yo-yo while sprawled sideways over a recliner. She has a long white beard.
Buster: How long have we been waiting?
Babs: Um…she glances at the clock …22 years.
Buster: looking surprised Oh, well it's a good thing I haven't been holding my breath.
Babs yawns even as the phone rings. Buster bobbles the phone
Buster: Y'ello.
Phone: Buster Bunny? Hey, this is Kevin over at Warner Brothers. Look, I'm sorry we haven't kept in touch but we could really use your help. Our network has a time slot to fill and we don't have a show for it. Frankly, no one has had an original idea in over 20 years and we've rebooted just about every franchise we have. Do you think the cast is up for a fourth season of Tiny Toons?
Buster: Oh, gee, I don't know let me thi- YES! We're in!
Babs rips off the beard and sits up, now listening intently
Phone: Great! Great! Listen, there's a bit of a catch. As you know Mr. S has his own shop now so he won't be on board as executive producer.
Buster: I guess that's OK—we never really understood what an executive producer does anyway.
Phone: And uh…well, the original writers, composers, and producers are all working on other projects.
Buster: Doesn't sound too bad. I mean, any idiot can be a writer, right?
Babs looks at the camera So true.
Phone: I know its short notice, but we need you to write 8 scripts and get them to me within the next 5 days. That should buy us enough time to get a real production crew.
Babs: We'll do it!
Phone: Excellent, we'll be waiting for the scripts. Remember, 5 days!
Buster hangs up and the rabbits dance in circles
Babs: doing Neil DeGrass Tyson impression It's time, to get going again…
Fade Out
Fade in into Plucky's house: Plucky is sitting on a couch playing video games. His tank top has a pocket with a pocket protector and he's wearing glasses. Hamton is sitting next to him wearing a black leather jacket and a fedora. He's playing a guitar. A camera and microphone are set up in front of them.
Hamton:singing …he's the Angry Video Game Bird…
Plucky: Hey! Welcome back to Toon Grumps! We're pretty close to finishing Super Pluckio Brothers 26! I mean, how many times do I have to rescue that goofy princess anyway?
The phone rings.
Plucky very annoyed But first, I'll answer this call.
Plucky picks up the phone: What.
Buster is on the other end of the phone Hey, Plucky! Got a call from Warners. We're letting the ol' cast know we're doing season four!
Plucky: Yeah? Well, Hammy and I already have our own U-Toob show, so we're going to pass.
Buster: But Plucky-
Plucky: Forget it! I'm not playing your side kick this time around, rabbit.
Buster: Shirley signed up.
Plucky: …
Buster: …
Plucky….OK, I'm in. But instead of Tiny Toon Adventures season four, I want to rename it The Plucky Duck Show season two.
Buster: No.
Plucky: OK, then I want a lead role in every episode.
.Buster: No.
Plucky: OK, then I want double the pay.
Buster: …No.
Plucky: Can I be in an episode with Shirley at least?
Buster: Probably.
Plucky: OK, deal. tossing off the glasses and pocket protector which hit Hamton
Buster: Thanks, Pluck. We're going to get everyone to meet at the Looniversity at noon tomorrow to go over the plan. For now we're going to finish calling the rest of the cast, so we'll see you then!
Hamton: Gosh, Plucky. What was that all about?
Plucky: Hope your overalls still fit, Hammy, because Tiny Toons is coming back.
Fade out
Fade in to Montana Max's house. A computer goes flying through the frame. The camera pans over to Montana Max standing on his desk and yelling in the phone
Monty: Whaddaya mean canceled?!
Phone: Sorry, Monty. The network didn't want to do your show about spoiled rich kid. But it's not all bad; they decided to renew Tiny Toons so you'll still be included.
Monty: Yeah, yeah, those stupid rabbits called me about it a little while ago, but I didn't k now my show was being canceled for that!
Phone: Well, as long as they get those scripts to us in time. If they don't, the network will be forced to go with…something else.
Monty: Something else, eh? Monty picks up some papers and we can see "The Montana Max Show" typed across the top
Phone: Listen, Monty, I have to go. It's time for me to fire the entire crew of The Tom and Jerry Show. That last iteration was a nightmare.
Monty hangs up and sits down in the chair at his desk. He presses a button and a door slides open on top of the desk and a new computer slides into place. Hm. I can still save my Montana Max Show if I can grab those new Tiny Toon scripts and switch them out with mine just before they get sent in. After all these years, I'll get my own show AND the last laugh! Monty laughs maniacally as it fades to black
Shot opens up at the base of the steps of Acme Looniversity. The cast of Tiny Toons has gathered together
Babs: OK everyone! Listen up! By now you all know we're back for a fourth season, but we have 4 days to write some scripts so the network can get production going.
Plucky: Hey, I'm an actor, not a writer!
Babs: I didn't think you were either.
Buster: We're going to pair up and work together to write the scripts and we'll submit the best ones for production. Babsie and I will be one pair.
Babs: Hamton, why you don't team up with Fifi?
Fifi: C'est mangifique! Let's write a romance, oui? Hamton nervously tugs at his overalls as Fifi drags him off screen
Plucky: Shirley and I make a great pair, don't we Shirl? Plucky puts his arm around Shirley's waist
Shirley: rolling her eyes Like, gag!
Elmyra: Oh Montyyyy! Do you want to write a scripty-wipty with me?
Monty: I'd rather gauge my eyes out with a spatula.
Elmyra: It's hard to write a script without eyes, silly! She grabs Monty's hand and they head off screen
Babs twirls and is suddenly wearing a white, toga-like dress. She dashes into the crowd and starts selecting characters to pair off OK, you and you pairing off Beeper and Calamity. And…you and you pairing off Furball and Sweety. Yeah, and you taps Gogo Dodo and…you selecting a fire hydrant…
Buster: Gee, Babs, aren't references to The Pirate Movie a little bit of a stretch? That came out '82.
Babs: Nah, people can just U-Toob it. They'll figure it out. I'll bet people are doing it right now…glancing at the camera
Buster: Well, if everyone is partnered up, let's get to work and we'll meet back here in three days!
The crowd disperses
Cut to Shirley's home. Shirley is meditating while levitating in the air. A pen is moving by itself as it writes out a script. Plucky is frustrated and pacing back and forth.
Plucky: Shirley! How do you come up with so much material so fast?!
Shirley: Like, Plucky, you're too stressed. All that emotional trauma is blocking your chi, er some junk. You need to, like, calm down. Try meditating with me.
Plucky: Attempts meditation but fails winding up inside his own imagination thinking his back inside The Super Pluckio Brothers video game. Upon meeting the henchmen of the game hes comes out of his daydream while looking over at Shirley with both slight interest and possible weirded outness.
Fade out
Cut to Fifi's home.
Fifi: Oh Hamton,this romance episode is coming out perfect. I can't see anysing wring with this one.
Hamton: Fifi, it helped that you read all those romance novels otherwise we wouldn't have come up with so much so quickly.
Fifi: I know, sometimes it's good to be a beautiful skunkette like myself Wraps her tail around him causing Hamton to blush a little
Fade out
Cut to Buster's rabbit hole home on day three.
Babs: OK, with .everyone's completed scripts it's just up to us to finish off with what's left and get the looney toons cast to sign back on. Picks up the scripts from Busters "front door."
Buster: On the phone with Bugs I think he and the looney toons gang are signed on again.
Babs: What's he saying?
Buster: Speaks with Bugs He's telling me….
Babs: Waits
Buster: Puts hand to the receiver They'll come back, at the same rate too!
Babs: That's wonderful, what shall we do for a story though? glancing at the camera
Buster: Hmmm we need something original but we also need it to pop, be the starter for our 1st episode into the 4th season. starts to pace around the floor
Babs: Paces with him Hmmmmm
Buster: I've got it. Why don't we make it a viewer request show? It'd be a great way to reconnect with fans.
Babs twirls and is suddenly wearing a cheer costume. She dashes into the middle of the room and starts throwing cheers Go toons, go toons, GO!
Buster: Gee, Babs, a little excited aren't we? he laughs a little
Babs: Well you don't know the half of it. You'd be cheering mo8re too8 if you weren't so busy writing out the basic idea for episode 1.
Buster: Heh, yeah, that's true. Stacks the completed scripts near his door to be delivered tomorrow.
Fade out
Cut to outside Buster's rabbit hole home on day four.
Monty: Sneaks inside Busters hole and nabs the scripts from off of the table near the door in the early am hours while everyone is asleep, snickers Hehehe, now to take these home and hide them and then turn in my own scripts. With their scripts gone, then my show will be the only show alive! Laughs and walks away not realizing he's woken up Buster
Buster: Hears the noise Babs, is that you? Are you awake?
Babs: Wakes up rather annoyed Buster, why are you pestering me so early?
Buster: I heard a noise near my front door and I thought it was you.
Babs: hits him No, what am I crazy for getting up so early?
Buster: Hears the noise Babs, is that you? Are you awake?
Babs: Wakes up rather annoyed Buster, why are you pestering me so early?
Buster: I heard a noise near my front door and I thought it was you.
Babs: hits him No, what am I crazy for getting up so early?
Buster: thinks It sounded like an evil laugh almost like….MONTY! Rushes up and over to the table to find the scripts missing, screams sound loud people on the coast of England can hear. HE STOLE OUR SCRIPTS!
Babs: Turns into a pro wrestler I'M GONNA PUMMLE THAT CREEP!
Buster: Let's go get him before he realizes it and surprise him.
Babs: Face redder the a red colored marker Right behind you!
Buster: Quickly gets dressed, Babs following suit and the two rush over to Montana Max's mansion. Knocks on the door, rings doorbell. Both spin to get dressed again into disguises perfect for this, Buster as Elmer Fudd and Babs as Yosemite Sam. In Elmer fud voice Hewo, is a Mr Montana Max home?
Monty: Hears the doorbell ring and goes to answer it seeing Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam at the door. Hey what are you guys doing here so early?
Babs: Yosemite Sam Voice We heard over the villain radio waves that you're out to destroy Tiny Toons again and we wanted to help.
Monty: Sure, you guys are always welcome to help. If you guys help me succeed, then I'll give you a part in my show.
Buster: Fudd voice You have a show now?
Monty: I HAD a show…..but then it got cancelled, stupid network….
Babs: Sam voice still That's a shame it got cancelled, say I've got an idea. Why don't we take your completed scripts to the studio and you take the rabbits scripts to a schreeder and destroy them.
Monty: You guys would do that for me? You guys are the best heroes I could have ever asked for.
Buster: Quickly switches scripts with Monty as he's handed the Montana Max Show scrips We'll turn these in promptly to the studio, if those rabbits come by and see us, they won't suspect we have anything to do with you.
Babs: Sam voice Those scripts will get to the studio so fast, they'll break the sound barrier.
Monty: laughs This is just to perfect, now get going both of you. I've got to get set up for Buster and Babs.
Babs: Take care then Monty walks away trying not to laugh, whispers to Buster This was even easier the 2nd time. They both run off to catch a bus to the studio.
Monty: shuts the door then laughs, taking This is just to perfect, now get going both of you. I've got to get set up for Buster and Babs. starts to toss the scripts into the furnace before catching the title of one of them out of the corner of his eye, screams RRRRRRRRRRRR Ill get you for this you pesky rabbits!
Fade out
Cut to the studio on day five.
Buster: Sets the scripts on the table then watches as they are reviewed Well, what do you guys think?
Writers: In unision They're perfect! Tiny Toons is now back on the air.
Buster: Jumps for joy along with Babs WOO-HOO! We're back on the air again!
Babs: Turns into a beauty queen thanking the crowd Thank you, thank you, thank you! Bows before transforming back to herself
Buster: Lets get outta here and tell the others!
Babs: Nods in agreement before running off with Buster back towards Acme Acres to tell their friends and family
Fade out to end