TinyToonAdventures
((Theme Song))
We're Tiny We're Toony, We're All A Little Loony
And In This Cartoony We're Invading Your TV.
Comic Dispensers We Crack Up All The Censors, On Tiny
Toon Adventures, Get A Dose Of Comedy.
So Here's Acme Acres It's A Whole Wide World Apart,
Our Home Sweet Home It Stands Alone, A Cartoon Work Of Art.
Our Scripts Were Rejected Expect The Unexpected, On Tiny Toon
Adventures Is About To Start.
They're Furry They're Funny, They're Babs And Buster Bunny, Monata
Max Has Money, Elmyra Is A Pain.
There's Hamton And Plucky, Dizzy Devil's Ducky, Furrball's Unlucky
And Go-Go Is Insane.
At Acme Looniversity We Earn Our Toon Degree, The Teaching Staff's
Been Getting Laughs Since 1933.
We're Tiny We're Toony, We're All A Little Loony, It's Tiny Toon
Adventures Come And Join The Fun.
And Now Our Song Is Done!
Episode #2 – Tiny Toons 20th Anniv Special *A 20th anniv special* TINY TOONS STUDIO: SCENE 1
Buster Bunny and Babs Bunny showed up, and stood before their studio and TV audience.
BUSTER: 'Hi Toonsters. I'm Buster Bunny.'
BABS: 'And I'm Babs Bunny.'
BUSTER/ BABS: 'No relation.'
They giggled.
BABS: 'Twenty years and that catchphrase doesn't get any older.'
BUSTER: 'And that leads to the reason why this Tiny Toons episode is very special.'
BUSTER/ BABS: 'It's our twentieth anniversary special.'
BUSTER: 'We're calling tonight's episode, "Tiny Toons Twenty". And to celebrate, we're gonna take requests from our many fans.'
BABS: 'If there's anyone you wanna see in tonight's show, please let us know.'
BUSTER: 'Send your requests by phone or E-Mail, to the following that's on the screen.'
The screen showed a phone number and an E-Mail address.
PLUCKY: (running onto the screen) 'Hey I couldn't help but hear you guys talking to our loving public on the airwaves. (Holds up cash to the audience) I'll pay you five-hundred-thousand dollars if you request Plucky Duck cartoons all the way through the show.'
BUSTER/ BABS: (mad) 'Plucky!'
BUSTER: 'I can't believe you'd stoop so low!'
PLUCKY: 'Hey, I was giving the people what they want.'
The sounds of a received E-Mail was heard on Babs' laptop that was placed on the table in front of Buster and Babs.
BABS: 'Hey, I got an E-Mail from a guy in Montana. He says (mimics an angry man) "Get that annoying duck off the stage!".'
PLUCKY: (shocked) 'What?!'
BUSTER: 'The fans have spoken, Plucky.'
Arnold marched onto stage, and grabbed Plucky by the neck, and dragged him off.
PLUCKY: You haven't heard the last from me!'
BABS: 'All right Toonsters. Time to send in your requests. We'll be waiting.'
They stood waiting patiently. The computer was heard again.
BUSTER: 'E-Mail time.'
They rushed to the laptop and looked at the E-mail.
BABS: 'Someone named R. Kerekes Thirteen wishes to see the full version of "Lifestyles of the Rich and Fume-ous", originally written by Doctor Spengler.'
BUSTER: 'Isn't that the Fifi La Fume comic that was posted on the internet a few years ago? I thought it was complete.'
BABS: 'It was. But he got rid of the comic and redid the whole story. But Spengler mysteriously disappeared, and the comic was never finished.'
FIFI: (running onto the set) 'Zhen we weel how you say, fineesh ze story for vous, Monsieur Kerekes Thirteen.'
She smiled at the camera, fluttering her eyelashes.
BABS: 'Well, I guess we have our first request. For R. Kerekes Thirteen, "Lifestyles of the Rich and Fume-ous".'
STORY 1: LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND FUME-OUS
Originally Written by Dr. Spengler.
ACME ACRES: FURRBALL'S HOME
Furrball woke up one morning, yawning as he stretched himself in his cardboard box home. He was unaware there was a tin of white paint on top. The paint dripped on Furrball's back, forming a white stripe down his back. He walked along the alleyway, and saw these signs, including "Condo Condo Condo", "Cheap Housing", "Homes Are Awesome" and "Buy a Condo Loser!"
Furrball got mad at the signs as he saw them.
VOICE: 'Ooh la la!'
Furrball jumped as he heard the voice. He looked around and saw a TV inside a window of a Real Estate.
VOICE ON TV: 'Ooh la la! Buy time shares in Paris!'
Furrball sighed in relief, then he smelt something terrible, and realised it was the scene of a skunk. It was Fifi La Fume.
FIFI: 'Ooh la la!'
She hugged Furrball, and repeatedly kissed him, and wrapped her tail around him. And the scent was getting stronger.
FIFI: 'Eet haz been too long yez? *Smooch* *Smooch* Life has been zee misery without vous. *Smoooooooch!* Oh but I knew zhat vous would come back to moi zome day. *smooch* zo that I could hold vous, *smooch* and keess vous, *smooch* and hug vous, *smooch* and cuddle vous, *smooch* and cuddle vous, *smooch* and go shopping with vous, *smooch* and watch zee hockey play-offs with vous, *smooch*.'
She continued smooching Furrball, who struggled to break free from her grasp. He succeeded and ran away, leaving Fifi sitting on the ground.
FIFI: 'He may be ze hard-to-get, (gets up on her feet) but I am ze hard-to-get away from!'
She hopped after Furrball.
ACME JUNK YARD
Furrball ran into the junk yard, with Fifi on his trail.
FIFI: (looking around) 'When I am finding you, my bashful little beau, eet will be zee findairs keepairs!'
Furrball looked around, and saw a car. He smiled and ran into the car. Fifi was still looking for Furrball outside.
FIFI: 'Oh wheeere oh wheeere my leetle skunk gone, oh wheeere oh wheeere can he beeee?'
Furrball was sitting on the comfortable cushions inside the car, looking paranoid. All of a sudden, he was shocked, when he saw a shrine to him, including photos of him and Fifi and a lock of his fur on the wall. And on a shelf was a tube of lipstick, and a Furrball plush toy surrounded by three lit up candles. The plush toy had lipstick marks over its head.
FIFI: (lying on the car seat) 'Like zee decorations, mon amour?'
Furrball turned to see Fifi, with a scared look in his eyes.
FIFI: (grabbing hold of Furrball) 'KEESS ME!'
She kissed Furrball repeatedly, as she wrapped her tail around him. She leaped into the wrapped tail, giving them both a bit of privacy, as she continued kissing him. Furrball zoomed out from the tail snare, and made a run for it.
FIFI: 'Zee poor boy! He must be ze keess-o-phobia. (Hops after him) Too bad for him zat I am zee keess-o-holic.'
Furrball ran along a sidewalk, and Fifi hopped after him. Furrball slowed down and became exhausted, and he collapsed on the ground, while Fifi continued to hop after him.
Bimbette Skunk was walking along, talking on her cell phone.
BIMBETTE: 'So I was like "Shya!" And she was like "Whatever!" But I was all "As if" Then she was all "No way!" And I was like "Way!" And then SHE was like "Totally!".'
She stepped on something and looked down, and saw Furrball.
BIMBETTE: 'Like, let me call you back, Rhubella. Something JUST came up.'
She hugged Furrball, who was in trouble again, with another skunk.
BIMBETTE: 'Like oh my gosh! You are the skunk of my DREAMS! We are, like SO made for each other! I'm a girl. You're a boy. I'm pink. You're blue. It's, like a sign or something, right?'
Furrball looked like he was gonna be sick.
THE ACME APARTMENT
She ran into the building with Furrball.
BIMBETTE: 'You have just GOT to come see my pad. Once you see it, you'll TOTALLY never want to leave!'
She ran into the elevator with Furrball. The elevator went up to the 50th floor. The door opened, and a lot of stink came out. When it faded away, Bimbette stepped out, holding Furrball and kissing him. The blue cat melted due to the strong skunk musk that surrounded them.
BIMBETTE: 'Siiiiigh!'
MEANWHILE
Fifi was looking around the street, for Furrball.
FIFI: 'Do not be afraid, my leettle chocolate eclaire! I promise zhat we can slow down! We do not have to smooch! We can… We can hold hands! Or… Or… We can talk! We can talk about how much we love each other! And how much we want to hold each other! And how much we want to cuddle and snuggle each other! And how much we want to smooch and keess and smooch each other! Zo now do you see? Zhere eez nothing to be afraid of, my itty bitty boyfriend!'
BIMBETTE'S PAD
Bimbette was relaxing on the balcony to her pad. She was sitting on a chair, with her tail wrapped around Furrball.
BIMBETTE: 'Ahhhhhhhhhh. So anyway, we were at the mall and Rhubella was wearing this designer outfit that was so last season. Then when I told her, she was all, "No way!", and I was all "Yuh huh!". Then she said "What-EVER!" Can you believe that? I was so totally mad! Then Binky showed up and she was wearing the exact same outfit! It was insane!'
As Bimbette went on and on, Furrball whacked his head against Bimbette's tail, can't stand listening to what Bimbette was saying.
BIMBETTE: 'Oh my gosh, you are, like, SUCH a good…'
She noticed a plant has appeared in Furrball's place, with her tail wrapped around it.
BIMBETTE: 'Listener…? (Looks around) Baby?'
She saw Furrball leaping off the edge.
BIMBETTE: (alarmingly) 'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!'
She leaped over and grabbed Furrball's tail.
BIMBETTE: 'Oh no you don't.'
Her own tail was held around the edge of the balcony, and she bounced back up again, still holding onto Furrball.
BIMBETTE: 'Nice try, but my LAST boyfriend had to chew his own leg off before I let him break up with me.'
She walked back inside the pad, with Furrball. She closed the door behind her, locked it with a key, and slipped the key down her cleavage. She looked flirtingly at Furrball, who cowered in a corner.
BIMBETTE: 'Now that we're nice and comfy…'
She grabbed Furrball, and kissed him passionately on the lips. Furrball tried to push Bimbette's face away. The picture froze.
BUSTER: (Voice Over) 'This is where the comic strip ended.'
BABS: (Voice Over) 'And now TV viewers, you finally get to see what could have happened next, keeping in mind Doctor Spengler may have had his own ending planned for the story.'
BUSTER: (V.O.) 'This is how we're going to end this story.'
BABS: (V.O.) 'Now on with the show!'
The video resumed. Bimbette continued kissing Furrball passionately, and Furrball tried to get free.
BIMBETTE: 'Like you will not escape this time, cutie.'
Furrball rubbed the end of his tail against Bimbette's nose, making her sneeze. Furrball got free, and made a dash for the elevator.
BIMBETTE: 'NO!'
He ran into the elevator, and the doors closed behind him.
GROUND FLOOR
The elevator doors opened and Furrball ran out. He ran out of the building, just as Fifi came walking around the corner.
FIFI: 'Where are you my skunk hunk?'
Furrball screamed and ran back into the building. He saw the elevator doors opening, with Bimbette on the other side. Furrball screamed again and ran back out, and leaned against the wall outside the entrance. He panted from all the running. He turned to the right and saw Fifi leaning seductively against the wall.
FIFI: 'I have found you my reason for liveeng.'
Furrball looked scared as Fifi ran up to him. She hugged Furrball.
FIFI: 'Oh you are so cute, I could keess you for hours.'
Bimbette stepped out of the building entrance, and saw Fifi kissing Furrball.
BIMBETTE: (to Fifi) 'Get your paws off my boyfriend!'
Furrball screamed and hid behind Fifi, plugging a peg in his nose to block out the strong scent from Fifi's tail.
FIFI: (to Bimbette) 'What do you mean your boyfriend? I saw heem first!'
BIMBETTE: (walking towards Fifi) 'We'll see. (To Furrball) Hello. Wanna come back to my pad?'
Furrball shook his head and hugged Fifi, kissing her on the cheek.
FIFI: 'Eet looks like he has chosen me.'
Bimbette looked mad.
MALE VOICE: 'Hey ladies, why fight over that guy when you can have me?'
Fifi and Bimbette turned to see Johnny Pew leaning against a lamp post.
BIMBETTE: 'Oh my GOSH! It's Johnny Pew. (Runs up to him) I'm your biggest fan!'
JOHNNY: (scared) 'Oh no! Not another crazy fan!'
He ran away, and Bimbette chased after him.
FIFI: (to Furrball) 'You like me, yez?'
Furrball nodded, and pulled up a sign saying "I prefer you over that pink skunk".
FIFI: 'I thought so.'
She kissed him a few times. She walked off, with Furrball hugging onto her. His head resting on her shoulders.
FIFI: 'Come home with me, and I will be more how you say, gentle with vous zhan I was when we first met.'
Furrball held up a sign, saying "It's better than living in that damp box". Then he turned the sign around, and it said "The End?".
THE END!
TINY TOONS STUDIO: SCENE 2
Buster and Babs stood before the audience.
BABS: 'Now that was a great show.'
BUSTER: 'It sure was Babsy. And we got a number of E-Mails.'
BABS: 'We don't know if we have time to take all the requests you sent in, but we'll try our best.'
BUSTER: (looking at the laptop) 'Here's an E-Mail from a guy in Ohio. He says "Dear Babs. In the Looney Beginning, you stated you were fourteen. And even though toons don't physically age, what would you look like now if you aged naturally?".'
BABS: 'Good question, guy from Ohio. Well obviously it's twenty years later, so I would be thirty-four.'
She span around in a tornado, and appeared as an adult version of herself.
BABS: 'And I probably would look like this.'
She giggled.
BUSTER: 'Wow.'
Babs span around again, changing back to her young teenage self.
BUSTER: 'Our next E-Mail is from a girl named Sarah in the UK. She says "Dear Babs. I wish to see you do Catherine Tate impressions. Can you do it?'"
BABS: 'I sure can.'
She span around as a tornado, and she appeared disguised as Lauren Cooper.
BABS: (mimicking Lauren) 'Am I bovvered? Am I bovvered though? Look at my face. Is my face bovvered? Do I look bovvered? I ain't bovvered.'
She span around again and impersonated Derek Faye.
BABS: (mimicking Derek) 'How very dare you!'
She span around again and impersonated the old lady, Nan Taylor.
BABS: (mimicking Nan Taylor) 'What a freaking liberty!'
She span around and changed into Donna Noble the bride.
BABS: (mimicking Donna the bride) 'I'm in my wedding dress! It doesn't have pockets. Have you seen a bride with pockets? When I went to get my dress fitted, the only thing I forgot to say was GIVE ME POCKETS!'
She span around, changing back to normal.
BABS: 'That's all I can do. Did you like my performance?'
The sound of a received E-Mail was heard.
BUSTER: 'We got another E-Mail from Sarah. She loved the performances.'
BABS: (to the audience) 'You love me. You really love me.'
BUSTER: 'Hey Babs, you got two requests. Why can't I have any?'
The E-Mail sound was heard.
BABS: 'I'll let you answer that one.'
Buster opened the E-Mail.
BUSTER: (reading the E-Mail) 'Dear Buster Bunny. Can you impersonate most of the characters voiced by your own voice actor, Charlie Adler? From Lee Olson in Texas. Okay Lee, for you, I shall impersonate many of Charlie's characters.'
BABS: 'I'll take over the laptop while you entertain our fans.'
Buster stood in front of the stage, and span around, impersonating each character, saying "Hello Olson". He impersonated Snively, Ickis, Mr. Whiskers, Cow, Chicken, the Red Guy, I.R. Baboon, Ed Bighead, Bev Bighead and Gladys the Hippopotamus. Then he changed back to normal.
BUSTER: 'Ta-daa!'
The E-Mail sound was heard again. Babs answered it.
BABS: (reading the E-Mail) 'Those were great impersonations.'
BUSTER: 'Thank you Olson.'
BABS: 'No, it was someone talking about my Catherine Tate impersonations.'
BUSTER: (shocked) 'What?'
The E-Mail sound was head again.
BABS: 'Wait, another one was sent by the same person. She loved the Charlie Adler impressions too.'
BUSTER: (cheering) 'Yes!'
BABS: 'Okay guys. We're gonna take a commercial break. See you again in a few minutes.'
Buster and Babs waved at the audience.
COMMERCIAL 1: ACME TRANSFORMATION CREAM
Based on a fan art drawing by Jose Ramiro.
Babs Bunny, Shirley the Loon and Fifi La Fume stood before the camera. Babs was holding a jar of cream.
BABS: 'Have you ever wondered what it would be like in another animal's shoes, or vice versa? Well, now you can finally experience it with this. The Acme Transformation Cream.'
SHIRLEY: 'With this cream, you can experience what life would be like let's say a rabbit.'
FIFI: 'Or a loon.'
BABS: 'Or a skunk.'
FIFI: 'We just add the cream and wait for zee transformation into what we wanna be takes zee effect.'
NARRATOR: 'One minute later.'
Babs was now a pink skunk. Shirley was now a white rabbit. And Fifi was a purple duck.
FIFI: 'Zhis ees how you saw, amazing.'
SHIRLEY: Yeah like my hearing has increased.'
BABS: 'And I feel like I just wanna hug and kiss Buster, and wrap him around my tail.'
FIFI: 'Ze Acme Transformation Cream works.'
BABS: (holding up the jar of cream) 'Acme…'
FIFI: 'Transformation…'
SHIRLEY: Cream.'
BABS: 'Because change is good.'
NARRATOR: (talking fast) 'Warning. May produce rash, lycanthropy, or growth of extra heads. Don't mix with toothpaste, or kiss the house goodbye.'
BABS/ SHIRLEY/ FIFI: 'Huh?'
END OF COMMERCIAL
MUSIC VIDEO 1: BUSTER, PLUCKY & HAMTON: Going Underground
Buster, Plucky and Hamton were seen dressed as rock stars, performing their version of The Jam's "Going Underground".
TINY TOONS STUDIO: SCENE 3
Buster and Babs were at the studio again.
BUSTER: 'Welcome back Toonsters. We are now ready to accept another adventure request.'
PLUCKY: (walking onto the stage) 'And what better way to say it will be to request a Plucky Duck cartoon.'
All of a sudden a giant anvil came crashing down on Plucky. The green duck pulled himself out from underneath, as flat as a piece of paper. He put his right thumb in his mouth and blew on it, making him blow up to his normal self.
PLUCKY: (to the audience) 'Fine! If you want rabbit cartoons, go ahead! I'll just go back to my home and read some comic books! (Marches off) That's gratitude for you!'
The sound of an E-mail was heard.
BUSTER: 'Hey we got an E-mail.'
The two rabbits rushed to the laptop.
BABS: (looking at the E-Mail) 'A girl named Melissa wants to see us in a Power Rangers parody short, similar to "Super Strong Warner Siblings" from Animaniacs.'
BUSTER: 'Then you shall have it, Melissa. Here's our next adventure.'
STORY 2: MIGHTY STRONG TOON RANGERS
ACME LOONIVERSITY
Buster met up with Babs by their lockers in the school hallway.
BUSTER: 'So Babsy, wanna go to the Weenie Burger after school for a milk shake?'
BABS: 'I sure do, Buster.'
PLUCKY: (running up to them) 'Yeah count us in too.'
HAMTON: (following Plucky) 'Yeah we can all hang out.'
FIFI: (following Hamton) 'Oui, ze more ze merrier.'
MOON PALACE
An evil red furred squirrel was overseeing the five toons with his telescopic vision. He wore a metal mask, and his body was covered with a metal exo skeleton, with tubes. In short he was a squirrel parody of Lord Zedd. He wielded a metal staff with a big S on the end. His minions included Roderick and Rhubella. Both dressed up in gold armour, similar to what Goldar and Scorpina wore in Power Rangers.
SQUIRREL: 'It's those accursed toons again!'
RODERICK: 'What are your plans, Lord S?'
LORD S: 'I shall send my warriors to take care of those kids.'
He pointed his staff at the Earth and fired.
OUTSIDE ACME LOONIVERSITY
The beam hit the ground, forming bird like monsters, which resembled the Tenga Warriors. The toons around the area screamed and ran away. Buster, Babs, Plucky, Hamton and Fifi ran out, and they saw the evil warriors.
BUSTER: 'Looks like Lord S is up to his old tricks again.'
BABS: 'Let's take 'em!'
ALL: 'Right!'
The five toons leaped up and took on the bird like monsters, using karate moves. They knocked them out, and the birds flew away.
BUSTER: 'Toon Rangers, one. Lord S, zero.'
MOON PALACE
Lord S witnessed the battle, and was steaming mad. So mad his exposed brain was smoking as he glowed in anger.
LORD S: 'Those blasted Toon Rangers! I will not tolerate failure!'
RHUBELLA: 'Might I suggest we send down a monster to terrorise the city.'
LORD S: 'An excellent idea Rhubella. I'm so glad you thought of it.'
RODERICK: 'Excuse me Lord S. But doesn't the head villain usually take credit from their minions' own ideas?'
LORD S: 'Not this head villain. Question me again, and I'll rip out your vocal cords.'
RODERICK: (covering his throat) 'S-S-Sorry Lord S.'
LORD S: 'Apology accepted. Now I must find something to make a monster out of.'
He observed the Earth again with his telescopic eyes. He saw a picture of a dragon on Fowlmouth's lunchbox.
LORD S: 'That dragon will do nicely. A few changes and this will make the excellent monster!'
He fired his staff at the Earth again.
ACME LOONIVERSITY: CAFETERIA
Fowlmouth was eating his lunch, with Montana Max, Elmyra Duff and Furrball. Lord S's beam hit the dragon on the lunch box, and turned it into an anthro dragon warrior in a suit of silver knight armour.
MONSTER: (mimicking Arnold Schwarzenegger) 'I am the Dragonator! Destroy!'
The toons on the table screamed and ran away.
OUTSIDE
Buster and the others were still there, about to walk inside. Fowlmouth, Montana Max, Elmyra and Furrball all ran out screaming.
BUSTER: 'Hey what's all the commotion?'
FOWLMOUTH: 'There's a dad-dumb dragon monster in there, about to dad-dumb destroy dad-dumb everything!'
They ran away. The Dragonator smashed the doors on his way out of the Looniversity.
DRAGONATOR: 'You must be the Toon Rangers. Lord S wants me to destroy all of you.'
BUSTER: 'Yeah we're the Toon Rangers. Come on guys. It's Toon Time!'
PLUCKY: 'Duck-o-Saurus!'
FIFI: 'Skunk-o-Saurus!'
HAMTON: Pork-o-Saurus!'
BABS: 'Bunny-Saurus!'
BUSTER: 'Rabbit-Saurus!'
They all transformed into their superhero selves. Their costumes resembled the costumes of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. But their helmets exposed their faces, and for Buster and Babs, their ears too.
DRAGONATOR: 'You ARE the Toon Rangers!'
BUSTER: 'That's right.'
They introduced themselves, striking poses.
BUSTER: 'Red Rabbit Ranger!'
BABS: 'Yellow Bunny Ranger!'
HAMTON: 'Blue Pig Ranger!'
FIFI: 'Pink Skunk Ranger!'
PLUCKY: 'Black Duck Ranger!'
ALL: 'All of us together are, the Mighty Strong Toon Rangers!'
DRAGONATOR: 'Hey I was created to destroy you in combat, not a dance off. (Points his gun at them) Hasta la vista, kiddies.'
Babs fired an energy blast at the monster, destroying his gun.
DRAGONATOR: 'Hey!'
BABS: 'Didn't your mother tell you not to play with guns?'
BUSTER: 'Yeah, let's get out our blasters.'
ALL: 'Right!'
They got out laser guns, and they all fired at Dragonator, sending him flying across the area, and down the steps.
BUSTER: 'Let's bring out our weapons and finish this guy off.'
ALL: 'Right!'
Their weapons materialised in their hands.
PLUCKY: 'Ducky Axe!'
FIFI: 'Skunky Bow!'
BABS: 'Bunny Daggers!'
HAMTON: 'Piggy Lance!'
BUSTER: 'Rabbit Sword!'
They tossed their weapons into the air, and they transformed into one weapon, similar to the Power Rangers' Power Blaster.'
The five toons grabbed a hold of the weapon, and aimed it at Dragonator.
DRAGONATOR: 'No!'
TOON RANGERS: 'Fire!'
They fired a powerful ray at the monster and destroyed him.
BUSTER: 'The Acme Looniversity is safe again.'
MOON PALACE
Lord S was glowing mad.
LORD S: 'I will not tolerate being defeated by those TOON RANGERS!'
RHUBELLA: (to Roderick) 'Here we go again.'
LORD S: 'Next time, it is I who will win!'
TOON RANGERS' COMMAND CENTER
The Toons Rangers stood in a room alternative to the Power Rangers' Command Centre. Bugs Bunny's head appeared in a plasma tube.
BUGS: 'Congratulations on another job well done guys. You all deserve a vacation.'
BUSTER: 'Thanks Bugs.'
BABS: 'Last one to the beach is a rotten egg!'
The five toons leaped out of the room.
BUGS: 'Clean up!'
Daffy walked into the room, with a mop and bucket.
DAFFY: 'How come you never clean up after the Toon Rangers?'
BUGS: 'Hey I'm just a floating head in a tube. All I can do is watch over the place.'
Bugs giggled, and Daffy looked mad at Bugs.
DAFFY: 'You are despicable.'
THE END
COMMERCIAL 2: USED CARS
ACME CAR SHOP
Buster was running the shop, dressed as a salesman. Hamton walked in.
BUSTER: 'Welcome to "Used Cars". How can I help you today?'
HAMTON: 'I would like to buy a car please.'
BUSTER: 'Certainly sir. Will that be in white or brown?'
HAMTON: 'I really like it in green or blue.'
BUSTER: 'I'm sorry sir. All our cars are in white or brown.'
HAMTON: 'White or brown? That's ridiculous. There should be choices of colours.'
BUSTER: 'I agree. That's why we also sell jackets.'
HAMTON: 'Wow. So, what colours are they?'
BUSTER: 'White or brown, sir.'
HAMTON: (walking out) 'This place is a waste of time.'
BUSTER: (to the audience) 'If you like white or brown cars, come on down to "Used Cars", where… I can't think of anything.'
BABS: (running up to Buster) 'Hey, did I hear you sell white cars?'
BUSTER: 'Indeed you did.'
BABS: 'Great, I'll take three.'
Buster looked at the camera, looking confused.
END OF COMMERCIAL
MUSIC VIDEO 2: LADY FIFI: Poker Face
Fifi La Fume and various other toons appear in a parody of Lady Gaga's music video, "Poker Face".
TINY TOONS STUDIO: SCENE 4
Buster and Babs were back.
BUSTER: 'Welcome back Toonsters. We are ready to accept another story request.'
BABS: (looking down at the laptop) 'Err Buster, we have a slight problem.'
BUSTER: 'What's that Babsy?'
BABS: 'We lost the internet connection. (Holds up her cell phone) And the phone's dead.'
BUSTER: 'Oh my gosh. No wonder we didn't receive any phone calls. (To the audience) We apologize to all you viewers who tried to phone us.'
PLUCKY: (leaping onto stage, cheering) 'Hurray, now it's my turn!'
BUSTER: 'You're in luck, Plucky.'
Plucky stopped dancing, and turned to look at Buster and Babs.
BUSTER: 'We have enough time for one more story. And it's gonna be action packed too.'
PLUCKY: 'Action packed? I'm there. What's it gonna be?'
BABS: 'A cartoon, starring Batduck.'
PLUCKY: (cheering) 'All right! I get to be the star!'
BUSTER: 'Don't get too excited.'
PLUCKY: 'Huh?'
BABS: 'That's right. We're ALL gonna be starring in it. You, me, Buster, Shirley, Fifi, Hamton, all of us.'
PLUCKY: (shocked) 'What?!'
Plucky turned around, crossing his hands and looking mad.
STORY 3: THE JUST-US LEAGUE OF SUPERTOONS STRIKE AGAIN
ACME METROPOLIS AT NIGHT
A giant dinosaur robot was on a rampage, smashing down buildings. People and toons ran as they saw the giant robot.
INSIDE THE ROBOT
Wex Wuthor was at the controls.
WEX: 'Let's see how those pitiful fools stop me now, ha ha ha!'
THE JUST-US LEAGUE HEADQUARTERS
The toons all arrived, and met up in the meeting room. They were all there. Superbun, Wonderbabs, Batduck, Decoy, Scentanna, Hawkloon, Little Dasher, Aquamutt, Pink Canary and Teen Arrow. The woman resembling Lynne Thigpen, appeared on the main monitor. Her name was Commander Beakiress.
BEAKIRESS: 'Greetings Supertoons.'
SUPERBUN: 'Nice to see you too, Commander Beakiress.'
WONDERBABS: 'So, what's the emergency?'
BEAKIRESS: 'Wex Wuthor is terrorising Acme Metropolis with a giant Godzilla robot. Also, Poison Oak, the Jokester and Harley Grin are causing trouble around Acme Acres.
SUPERBUN: 'We had better split up. Wonderbabs, you and I will take on the Jokester and Harley Grin.'
SCENTANNA: 'Poison Oak is how you say, all mine.'
SUPERBUN: 'And the rest of you stop Wex and his giant robot.'
BATDUCK: (protesting) 'You want us to fight that giant machine?'
HAWKLOON: (to Batduck) 'Are you like so scared?'
BATDUCK: 'What? Me scared of that giant robot? I'm not scared.'
HAWKLOON: 'Good.'
BATDUCK: (hugging onto Hawkloon) 'I'm terrified!'
HAWKLOON: (pushing Batduck off of her) 'Like get a grip, Batduck.'
SUPERBUN: (pointing forward, acting as the leader he is) 'Let's go, Supertoons!'
ACME PARK
Several people ran screaming, as the Jokester and Harley Grin terrorised the park.
JOKESTER: 'Isn't freaking people out fun?'
HARLEY: 'It sure is, especially when you hear them scream.'
Superbun and Wonderbabs landed before them.
JOKESTER: (shocked) 'Superbun!'
HARLEY: (also shocked) 'Wonderbabs!'
WONDERBABS: 'That's our names, don't ware 'em out.'
JOKESTER: 'Get them!'
The two villains leaped at the two supertoons, and they fought, causing a cloud of dust. There was the sound of a punch, and when the cloud faded away, the two villains were tied up with Wonderbabs' magic lasso.
WONDERBABS: 'Now, you two will go directly to prison.'
The two villains got up on their feet, with the magic lasso still tied around their waists.
JOKESTER/ HARLEY: (in a trance) 'Yes, we will go directly to prison.'
They walked off, and Superbun and Wonderbabs followed them.
ACME NIGHT CLUB
Poison Oak was leaning by the bar, flirting with a tough looking fox guy.
POISON OAK: 'You know, I could use a big strong man like you by my side. All you have to do is kiss me.'
The fox guy's heart was racing, and his eyes turned into big hearts.
FOX GUY: 'Okay.'
Poison Oak puckered up, ready for the kiss. Before the fox guy could kiss Poison Oak, Scentanna intervened.
SCENTANNA: (casting a spell) 'Reirrab!'
The fox guy was inches away from Poison Oak's lips, then he got pushed back, by an invisible force barrier.
FOX GUY: 'Huh?'
POISON OAK: (turning to Scentanna) 'Scentanna, you always wanna spoil my fun.'
SCENTANNA: 'I weel not allow you to kiss anymore guys, just to brainwash zhem! And zhat also goes for your scent!'
She walked up to Poison Oak, and grabbed her top of her green outfit. The fox guy's eyes opened wide, thinking Scentanna was gonna pull the top down.
SCENTANNA: (casting a spell) 'Tropelet!'
Scentanna magically teleported out, taking Poison Oak with her.
FOX GUY: (disappointed) 'Darn!'
ACME PARK
Scentanna and Poison Oak materialised in the park. Scentanna let go of Poison Oak, and leaped back.
SCENTANNA: 'Now eet ees time for you to receive your just deserts!'
POISON OAK: 'That's what you think. You took us to a garden area. You are in my elements now.'
She pointed her tail at Scentanna, and sprayed at the grass around Scentanna. The purple skunk covered her nose as the green mist hit her. All of a sudden, vines rose from the grass, and wrapped around Scentanna. They wrapped around her tightly.
POISON OAK: 'Those vines will pull you apart, Scentanna. You cannot escape.'
SCENTANNA: 'Zhat ees what you theenk! (Casts spell) Lleps Odnu!'
The vines got loose and regressed back to normal grass.
POISON OAK: 'You witch!'
SCENTANNA: 'You should talk, with your plant powers! So zerefore, vous are ze real witch!'
She leaped into the air, and kicked Poison Oak down. Scentanna turned around, and pressed against a tree. She raised her tail, and pointed it at Poison Oak, who was getting up.
SCENTANNA: 'Enots Ot Nrut!'
Her tail fired, and turned Poison Oak to stone. Scentanna turned to see the petrified villainess.
SCENTANNA: 'You will be stone for one hour. (Casts spell) Nosirp Ez Ot Tropelet!'
The stone villainess magically disappeared.
SCENTANNA: 'Now to help ze others.'
She ran off.
ACME METROPOLIS
Batduck, Hawkloon, Decoy, Little Dasher, Aqua Mutt, Pink Canary and Teen Arrow, they all faced against the giant Godzilla like robot.
WEX: (from inside the robot) 'What are you gonna do about it, Supertoons?!'
BATDUCK: 'We are gonna do THIS!'
He struck a pose, and all of a sudden, the zip came undone, and his outfit fell to the floor. He pulled it up, blushing.
HAWKLOON: 'Yeah, like macho.'
Little Dasher zoomed around the robot, spinning it around. Hawkloon's aura left her body and turned into a giant Hawkloon. She pounded the giant robot to the ground. Then she returned to Hawkloon's body.
BATDUCK: 'My turn again!'
He threw his batarang at the giant robot, which caused a small explosion.
SUPERBUN: (flying towards the robot) 'Watch out guys, rabbit of steel coming through!'
He zoomed towards the giant robot. And with one mighty punch, Superbun blew up the giant robot. Wex Wuthor flew out of the explosion, and crashed on the ground.
WEX: 'No! How can this be?'
He got up, and realised he was surrounded by all the Supertoons, including Wonderbabs and Scentanna, who had just joined in.
WONDERBABS: 'You're going to jail, Wex Wuthor.'
WEX: 'Make me!'
SCENTANNA: (waving her tail) 'Okay you naughty leetle boy.'
Wex got a whiff of Scentanna's scent, and was knocked out.
SUPERBUN: 'The Just-Us League of Supertoons have saved the day once again.'
The Supertoons cheered.
THE END
TINY TOONS STUDIO: SCENE 5
Buster and Babs were joined by Plucky, Hamton, Shirley, Fifi, Dizzy Devil, Furrball, Calamity Coyote, Montana Max, Elmyra Duff, Sweetie Pie, Fowlmouth, Concord Condor, Little Sneezer, and many other toons from the Tiny Toons universe.
BUSTER: 'Well Toonsters. That was our twentieth anniversary special.'
BABS: 'We hope you all had fun on this special episode.''
BUSTER: 'Now, we're all going to go and have a special Tiny Toons party. But before we leave, we're gonna perform the Tiny Toons theme song, altogether. Ready everyone?'
VARIOUS TOONS: 'Ready.'
They all performed the Tiny Toons theme song.
THE END
FICTITIOUS CAST LIST
CHARLIE ADLER: Buster Bunny/ Roderick Rat/ Narrator
TRESS MACNEILLE: Babs Bunny/ Rhubella Rat/ Lady on TV
JOE ALASKEY: Plucky Duck/ Daffy Duck
DON MESSICK: Hamton J. Pig
GAIL MATTHIUS: Shirley McLoon
KATH SOUCIE: Fifi La Fume/ Bimbette Skunk
FRANK WELKER: Furrball/ Fox Guy
ROB PAULSEN: Arnold/ Johnny Pew/ Fowlmouth/ Dragonator
DANNY COOKSEY: Montana Max
CREE SUMMER: Elmyra Duff
JEFF BERGMAN: Bugs Bunny
LYNNE THIGPEN: Commander Beakiress
ROBERT AXELROD: Lord S
END TAG
BUSTER/ BABS: 'Happy twenty years, Toonsters!