Just to give you a heads up this chapter gets a little crazy!
Chapter Five
After the band left the house, the party continues although this time the music was provided through a large sound system.
"Ok, hey Kiba is gone! Where did he go? He can't get out of this dare." Naruto explained in anger.
The group spilt up and searched for the missing boy around the yard.
"Kiba! Kiba? Where the hell are you?" Naruto screamed angrily.
"Kiba? Come out come out where ever you are." Sasuke shouted into a silicon pipe hanging from the roof.
"Ok Kiba this isn't funny you little SHIT! Show yourself! You're not going to ruin my party, you little dork!" Ino shouted in anger.
The group stopped in their steps and spun around at the angry red cheeked Ino.
"What? I'm angry! That little dweeb is gonna cop it if he doesn't show himself!" Ino complained.
"Psssp, hey Hinata, come here." Kiba whispered to Hinata, hoping no one else heard.
"Wha! I mean uh whoa look at th-that bee." Hinata said while pointing to a space in front of her.
The rest of the group just stared at her in confusion.
"S-sorry." Hinata apologized for surprising them.
Once the group had continued to look for the lost boy, Hinata crept over the prickle bush in which Kiba was hiding.
"Why a-are you h-hiding?" Hinata stuttered in confusion
"Sshh, I can't let them find me, they'll punish me big time, and I already have to skinny dip and run around butt nakey. I don't want to be…" Kiba explained before he was interrupted by Gaara.
"Oi! I found him! And, and, and, *confused sigh* and Hinata. HINATA! What are you doing? Why didn't you say you found the little dork?" Gaara said while the rest of the group ran over to the prickle bush and the three teens.
"Oh, please don't make me," Kiba began but once again was interrupted this time by Sasuke.
"Get out there you little tush! And hurry up, or I'll rip those trunks off myself!" Sasuke explained, pushing Kiba towards the pool.
The group laughed at the sight of Sasuke ripping Kiba's trunks off.
Nervously Kiba slowly untied his trunks, and to the group's horror, they dropped to the ground.
"Ahhh! Turn around, turn around!" Sakura screamed with one head covering her eyes.
Naruto was on the ground crying and rolling around.
"Ha ha! Ha ha! Skinny dip! Skinny dip! Ah…EW! Look at it!" Naruto yelled childishly while pointing at Kiba's crutch.
"SHUT UP! I damaged it when I pulled up my trunks up the first ti…Ahhh!" Kiba began then he was pushed into the pool by Gaara who immediately ran to the sink to desensitised his hands.
The group looked into the edge of the pool to see whether Kiba survived the backwards dive. Suddenly Kiba appeared at the steps on the other side of the pool, shivering and running over to the gate which led to the front yard. The group followed and to Kiba's horror, Dosu, Shikamaru, Kakashi, Iruka and Itachi were all walking up the front path.
"Ahh! WTF!" Iruka and Kakashi yelled at the same time.
"Eww!" Itachi and Dosu said to each other, as a shiver ran down their spines.
"Oh shit! Ha ha too bad for Kiba" Sakura giggled under her breath.
Kiba screamed and grabbed his crutch and ran inside out of sight.
"Hey! Don't you dare sit on anything without your trunks on!" Sakura yelled as she ran after him.
The group stayed in the front yard and spoke with Kakashi and Iruka for awhile, finally Sakura and Kiba appeared at the door, Kiba fully clothed.
"Ok so who's turn is it now?" Naruto asked glancing from person to person.
"I'll go" Sakura spoke wearily into Naruto's ear.
The pink haired girl sat down on the grass and began to speak.
"Sasuke, truth or dare?" she asked the tall dark haired boy standing in front of her.
"Ah, dare." Sasuke said with a slight smile on his face
The pink haired girl smiled and winked at her emo boyfriend.
"I dare you to dance to 'Can't Touch This" and strip at the same time." Sakura said with a cheeky look in her eyes.
Sasuke chuckled at her nervously then stood up slowly and started to shake his bum, and swing his hips from side to side. First he took off his bandages and seductively spun around and chucked them at Sakura.
"Oh S-Sasuke, th-that's v-very s-sexy Sa-Sasuke." Hinata said shyly.
Sasuke stopped and turned slowly, took off his top and threw it at Hinata; he also chucked in a cheeky wink.
Hinata's eyes flew open in surprise and she cracked up laughing. The group stopped and turned to face Hinata, who was laughing hysterically.
"Hinata, Are you ok?" Ino asked with a worried look on her face.
"Ha ha! Ha ha! *deep breath* Mwa ha ha ha ha! *deep breath* *sigh* Yup! I'm fine! Ha ha! I'm just great! Thanks for asking! Sexy! Ha ha ha!" Hinata explained while laughing hysterically. The group looked from one to another, then fell to the ground crying, well all of them except Sasuke who was surprisingly still dancing and stripping.
"dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn can't touch this!" Sasuke started to sing.
"HA HA! Mwa Mwa Mwa *sneeze, cough, fart, burp* Ha Ha ha ha! Show me that tiny winy ass!" Hinata screamed in his ear
Sasuke spun around half naked and screamed. Apparently in the two minutes that Hinata had stood up and walked over to him, she had managed to take oh her top.
"Sasuke? You like what you see" Hinata asked with a huge scary grin on her face.
"WTF! Ahhh! Um, Hinata…what are you, why are, can you, can I, I will, you can, ok…ah bye." Sasuke said while running off with is butt cheeks rubbing together.
"Wait! Sexy Sasuke! Come back! I want you, don't you want me?" Hinata yelled after the frightened boy.
Hinata stood on the patio dancing, stupidly.
"Wow, I've never, she's never…just, uh, EW." Ino explained to the other guys.
"EW! She can't…wiggle like that," Sakura whispered in Ino's ear.
"Ha ha, woo!" Naruto screamed and ran over to join the half naked girl.
"Hey Naruto! You wanna dance? No? Well I do. Wahoo! Bow wow chicka wow wow." Hinata said while shaking her unusually oversized bare bum.
Sakura walked over to her house to find her freaked out boyfriend. She walked around in circles for about five minutes than gave up and sat on the couch with a bottle of 'Baileys'.
"Ok if I can't find Sasuke then he can come to me." Sakura assured herself.
Meanwhile back out in the yard, Ino and Gaara decided to try and get away from the bunch of retards dancing on the patio.
"So…how have your party been so far baby? I hope you don't feel like I have been avoiding you after, you know the whole Benji thing." Gaara explained to his shivering girlfriend, who was clearly shit faced.
"It's been bebey! I hove you, you're my sexy man, no one else will ever, ever, ever *vomit* replace you." Ino replied with a cheesy smile on her face.
"Hey, you wanna…" Gaara was interrupted by a wobbling Sakura.
"Hey! You guys are welcome to leave…you know, leave. Ha ha ha, *sigh* Oh, I feel sick." Sakura said to the cute couple standing in front of her.
"Ah, I think we will wait for a while, you know. I don't want to be rude," Gaara explained to the pink haired girl who was already walking away.
The couple continuing to walk down to the back of the yard. When suddenly Ino began to shake violently.
"Babe? Babe! Are you ok?" Gaara asked nervously. Ino didn't reply.
"Ino? Ino! Baby?" Gaara shook her wildly.
Suddenly Ino face planted into the ground.
"Oh shit! Sasuke? Sakura? Fucking hell Anyone? Someone!" Gaara ran around the yard with his hands flying behind him in the air. The group came running down to the back of the yard to where Ino was lying face down on the ground, and Gaara was scratching his head and crying.
"I don't understand, we were just standing there, and, and then, she started shaking , and then, then , she fell, well face planted into the dirt." Gaara explained through sobs.
"It's ok Gaara, calm down, she will be fine, you will be fine, we hope, we will all be fine, just calm down." Shikamaru assured the red haired boy.
"NO! No! We can't just sit here; she's lying on the ground with her face in dirt! She is not fine! Where the fuck is the ambulance?" Gaara shouted in Shikamaru's face, jumping from one foot to another.
"Sakura! You dumb pink haired freak! Have you called the ambulance? Well don't just stand around here! Do something!" Gaara shouted into the night sky.
"Ah, Gaara you worry to much, you worry pimple." Hinata said wobbling from one side to another.
"Ah, Hinata I think you mean worry wart" Tenten corrected the drunken girl.
"Yar, what ever you say, bun-bun girl." Hinata shook her hand in Tenten's face.