Whew! I am tired...the reason I'm writing so much is because I'm determined to finish this before school starts. If some of the stories are crappy, it's because I had writers block and just went with a random idea. I'm rambling, sorry. On with the show! I mean, story!

The Grand Adventure

"Aw man!" Danny groaned as Valerie chased him through the skies of Amity Park.

"Your mine, ghost!" The red-clad Valerie cried, raising her ecto-gun.

Danny sighed. He was going to have to lose her. Danny blasted her gun out of her hand with a green ecto-blast.

"Ow! You're going to pay for that, ghost! Literally! That was expensive!" Valerie rubbed her sore wrist.

"Sorry, but I really got to go!" Danny shouted.

He and Valerie flew for what seemed like forever. "Where are we?" Danny wondered, not recognizing any of the landmarks. He spotted a sign and gasped.

Welcome to Wisconsin.

Whoa! Valerie had chased him all the way to Wisconsin? Danny suddenly grinned.

"Hey, ghost huntress! Think you can keep up?"

Valerie narrowed her brown eyes. "You KNOW I can."

"Let's s-OW!" Valerie's blast sent him crashing into a billboard advertising...cheese.

"That's gonna hurt." Danny moaned, rubbing his head and shooting back in the air.

Valerie followed Danny Phantom all the way across the state, until they ended up in Mexico, each of them dodging blasts and missiles with great skill. Danny smiled. Time to end this little game of cat and mouse.

Valerie screeched to a stop and finally took in her surroundings. "Mexico? You took me to Mexico? What, is this part of your evil plan to throw me o-HEY!"

Valerie shrieked as she fell downward, right into a big pile of steaming...cow poop.

"AAGH!" Valerie's scream could be heard all across the state. "YOU ARE SO DEAD! AAGH! SO GROSS! PHANTOM!"

Danny stared down in shock for a few seconds, before flying off and making his escape. But it was a bumpy ride. He kept slamming into the sides of buildings and signs because he was laughing so hard.

Danny finally made it back to Amity Park, crashing in front of a surprised Tucker and Sam.

The two stared at the hysterical Phantom, who was howling at their feet.

"Dude, what happened?" Tucker asked.

"It-it was a-a grand ad-adventure you cou-could say." Danny managed to choke out.