Disclaimer: I do not own Degrassi or anything written by John Green. All ideas are sole property of their rightful owners.

Adam

I groaned. What the hell was Eli going to make us do now? I went to get the first thing on my list; fishing line. It didn't take long before I had gotten everything but the Vaseline. I held everything in my arms and went to the isle I knew the Vaseline was in, I didn't even know what the Big Fat Daddy tub of Vaseline looked like, how was I—

I ended that thought and almost dropped everything I was holding and I knew I had found the Big Fat Daddy of Vaseline. Holy. Shit. This thing was the size of my head! I jogged over to the checkout and dumped the stuff I was holding and told her I'd be right back and she could start checking stuff out. I ran back to the Big Fat Daddy Vaseline and carried it back to the checkout, good Lord it was heavy.

The woman at the checkout eyed me when she saw the Big Fat Daddy Vaseline, I held up my hands "I don't know why I have to get this, my friend kidnapped me for the day." She shrugged it off, how normal of a story was that for a Wal-Mart employee?

The stuff came up to twenty-three dollars and forty-eight cents, I patted my pockets, "Crap." I mumbled then yelled, "ELI!" he was three checkouts over, he whipped his head around and yelled, "WHAT?"

"I HAVE NO CASH!"

Eli pulled a card out of his pocket and ran over to give it to me before turning around and running back towards the isles. I gave to cashier the Wal-Mart Card that was loaded with exactly twenty-three dollars and forty-eight cents, leave it to Eli to have something like this ready. She bagged the items and I waited for Clare by the Girl stuff-isle like Eli had said. She was already there with her stuff. We talked for a bit about what had made Eli lose his mind, then he showed up with two bags with a air horn and a club in hand. He set the stuff down and held the air horn straight up. He smirked at us, Clare said, "Eli don't".

He said, "Don't what?"

"Don't blow the horn." But he blew the horn when she had said the 'b' in 'blow'.

"I'm sorry what?"

"Don't b—" he did it again.

Some Wal-Mart employees came running up, Eli pulled Clare and I close to him and he whispered "Runrunrunrunrun." We bolted for the doors, bags in hand threw the stuff in the back of Morty and got in. Eli started the ignition and we were off.

"Good God Eli, what was that! And did you really need to get fish? It reeks back here! Like more than usual!"

Eli laughed, "It's all part of the adventure guys."

"You'll be the death of me!" Clare shook her head.

"So, where to next?" I asked.

"Well, first, we're going to right a wrong. Give those flowers to Clare. Clare, hold the flowers."

I did as I was told. We drove up to Rodgers Rd. and parked across from a school. Eli got out of the car, taking the flowers with him and left a note on the door. He rang the door bell and ran back to the car, pulling onto the road just as a girl opened the door. I had seen her at Degrassi before, she was a senior, Anya I think.

"Why did you just give Anya flowers?" Clare asked.

"Well, she told me her mom had cancer. It's a tough thing to go through, she I thought I'd shed a little light on the situation."

"Aw that's so sweet." She nudged Eli, he smirked.

"So, now where?" I asked.

"Now, we wrong the rights." He smiled evilly. Clare looked worried.

We drove to the Kingsway and pulled up to a house I'd seen a couple of times.

"Crap, Eli, are you going to mess with Fitz again!"

"Yep, he started a war."

"Eli, you can't!"

"We bring the fucking rain, Clare, not scattered showers."

Eli told us to get out and grabbed the spray paint, a fish, toilet paper, and the shaving cream, the Veet crap he told us to get. He scribbled a note on some paper and opened up the lock picking kit.

We went around to the back of the house and he used the kit to open the back door that lead to a kitchen, he motioned for us to be quiet. We crept our way through the house, up the stairs, it was seven thirty-seven, everyone in the house was still asleep. Eli opened the second door on the right, in the room was a sleeping Fitz. He gave me the toilet paper and whispered for me to start draping it across the room. I picked up some tape on the desk in the corner of the room. I started hanging the toilet paper all over the walls the ceiling, on the furniture, securing it with tape. Clare just had to put the fish on the desk with the note and write a big 'E' with a circle around it on the wall. She had some trouble with the spray paint part as it she didn't think she could do it cause it wasn't 'right' so I ended up doing that part. Eli had the dangerous part. Put the Veet on Fitz's eyebrows and wipe it off, leaving Fitz eyebrow-less. While in the wiping off process, Fitz's snorted, we froze. Thankfully he just mumbled something and went back to snoring. Eli and I let out sighed of relief, Clare was making her way down the stairs already. We finished up and bolted out of there.

When we were back in the hearse (I was shotgun this time), we did a quick check to make sure we had everything, we did and then we were speeding down the road again.

"I cannot believe we just did that and didn't die." I said, my heart racing.

Clare was near hysterics so we just let her calm down a bit, Eli started to drive kinda slow, "What's with the sudden 'Driving Ms. Daisy cruising speed?"

"Just basking in the enjoyment of a wonderfully executed revenge."

Twenty minutes later we pulled up to another house.

"Hey guys," I said, "remember twenty minutes ago when we were at Fitz house and didn't die?"

I'll update again tomorrow, but for now I'm tired. So tell me what you think. And what did you think of Degrassi tonight? I like Jenna a lot more now and I realize the problem has always been KC. He's such an ass. -_-

Best Wishes!

-NDC