Compromise
"Salad!"
"Bacon and peanut butter!"
Danny slouched on the couch in Sam's rec room, watching his best friends go at it.
"Can you pick something already? I'm starving." Danny whined.
Sam glared at Tucker. "Eating bacon and peanut butter is barbaric, not to mention disgusting."
Tucker scowled. "Salad is what's disgusting! Who would eat weeds! Plus, it's HEALTHY!"
Sam flicked his glasses. "Carnivore."
Tucker punched her shoulder. "Tree hugger."
They didn't notice Danny slip upstairs as Sam tackled Tucker to the carpet and started beating him to a pulp.
"Guys! Stop! I found a way to compromise!" Danny happily held out his creation. A salad of lettuce, onions, tomatoes and peppers with chunks of bacon and covered in peanut butter.
Sam got up and dusted herself off. She took the bowl from Danny's hands and walked to the rec room window and chucked the bowl out. Sam turned around and placed her hands on her hips and smirked at the scowling Danny.
"Pizza?"
Tucker grinned from his place on the floor. "Now THAT'S a compromise."