Tokyo Blood Mew Mew

Genius battle, A fight of two brains!

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This chapter will have a lot of comedy in it

Enjoy please

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Pai's P.O.V

I was beyond irritated……..

Why you ask two very annoying reasons

1. A Baka named idiot, brought the naked Mew Mew leader into the ship…she had many cuts, injuries and wounds, she was also unconscious

2. Tart the young alie brought the hyperactive demonic yellow monkey mew mw into the ship, who would not shut up or sit down, all my maps, diagrams and any thing else she could get hold of!

I had just about lost it!!!

End P.O.V

"Mew Pudding will you please just….CALM THE HELL DOWN AND NOT TOUCH MY STUFF!!!!!!!!!!"

Pai exploded

"Pai-senpai you really are too tense Na Non Da~!"

Tense? Tense? Here she was jumping around and breaking his stuff telling HIM he is tense!

"T-Taruto….take her to the gym. Before I get the urge to kill her!!"

Taruto was fully aware of his temper

"C-C'mon Pudding I got monkey bars-"

Before he could finish his arm was practically dislocated from his body

"MONKEY BARS!!!!!!!"

She screamed waking an unconscious Ichigo, who tried to cover her nakedness

"This is a nightmare……what will happen next Kisshu appearing?"

She spoke too soon

"Hi Kitty!"

He smiled she screamed and ran naked through the ship

Taruto shielded his eyes

And Pai's eye merely twitched

"KONECKO!!!"

Kisshu screamed running after the nude cat

"GO AWAY! THIS IS A NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!!!"

She forgot to look where she was running and slipped, Kisshu caught her but she covered herself

"Pity!"

He muttered

SLAP!!!

He teleported with a mark to his room, with a still nude Ichigo

"Kisshu………..Can I PLEASE get some FREAKING CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

She screamed, much to his amusement

"Its fun to wa-"

He saw her fist clenching

"Hush-Hush il get you some……….appropriate clothes"

He winked

Somehow usually in his terms appropriate means sluttish or skimpy clothes….

"I wonder…..what id look like in his clothes "

she smiled and hid in Kisshu's wardrobe, just as the alien returned and saw she was gone

"I-Ichigo???, Konecko?, WHERE ARE YOU!!!"

He screamed hearing a faint laughter coming from the wardrobe

His worry turned to mischievousness as he began to play hide and seek

"Oh where oh where is my cute kitty hiding?"

He said in a wonder voice, making Ichigo giggle more

"Maybe under the bed?"

He was enjoying this! So was she

"Ok I think my kitty has run away……."

He said sounding sad

Ichigo was confused

"I guess I'll look around my wardrobe for any pink hair lying around"

(AN: She is in mew form)

Kisshu crouched at the wardrobe and Ichigo burst out covered in different types of his clothes

"Oh Konecko you look so cute!"

He smiled

"Ne ~Kisshu? Can you feed me?"

She said in the most innocently and cutest voice ever

"What do you want?"

He asked

"You!"

And she jumped on him and gave him a passionate kiss

Meanwhile outside…a certain green mew mew is in danger

"D-Don't come any closer or I'll-"

She was cut off

"Oh, you'll go mew mew on me? Please! I have had more than enough training for this!"

He laughed flying closer

"I- I warned you!"

She stuttered

"Lettuce Callestoes!"

She summoned her weapons

"RIBBON LETTUCE RUSH!"

She yelled sending three water pulses towards the man, she missed them all

"No….they never miss…."

She said amazed and shocked

"My turn!"

He said as he yelled

"Kuu Saii Rapuzen!"

Sending the three attacks covered with lightning back at her

"PAI-SAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

She screamed in agony as she collapsed

Back on the ship

Pai's head shot up

"Lettuce?!?"

He gasped….somehow…..it felt she was in danger

"Pai-san?"

Said Tart

"Taruto I'm going to get my mew, keep an eye on the monkey and make sure nothing is damaged!"

He said and Tart nodded

He teleported to Kokako River and saw another him…..infact..he had…

"Lettuce!"

Pai screamed

"Oh is this yours?, can I borrow her?"

The man asked

"No! return my Mew to me at once!"

He said angrily

"Oh but I need her for DNA experimentations-"

CRACK!

Pai's fist collided with his nose, breaking it, the pain caused his to drop lettuce, Pai caught her

"P-Pai-san I-I'm sorry…"

The timid girl apologized

"it its not your place to say sorry little mew mew…"

Pai said softly

"YOU!however have a nerve to touch my property!"

Pai cringed at his words

'Oh no I'm turning into Kisshu!'

He said grimly

"P-Pai-san look out!"

Lettuce yelled, Pai dodged the lightning bolt

"Thank you, Lettuce"

He smiled

"Hmm………it seems I've gathered all I need……"

The man said, Pai never let Lettuce go…

"All you need……for what?"

Pai said

"Oh…you'll see in due time….Pai!"

He sneered, Pai stayed calm faced and cold

"Be. Gone!"

Pai seethed

And with that he disappeared

"Pai…..who was that?"

Lettuce said still clinging to Pai's waist

"He was a Triniclone…an opposite duplicate created by mistake…."

He said peering down at the mew on his waist

"How did they come to be?"

She curiously asked

"I will tell at the next meeting…ok?"

He said, she nodded

"Well…no doubt you are tired….would you like to stay on the ship?"

Lettuce blushed….Pai found it oddly amusing

"Y-Yes Pai-san"

She stuttered

"Ok"

And he teleported them to the ship

Meanwhile with Vampire

"When I get my hands on the creeps who took my sister….even death wont be enough for them!"

She seethed as she ran, only to be ambushed by 5 gigantic wolf things

"Oh so you wanna dance mutts? I'll show you who's master around here!"

She said as she jumped on the monster and stabbed its eye, it howled in agony…she prolonged it, by slashing its chest, making its blood spew out, the animals seemed to mimic it, so if one animal is hurt…then the others will be the same, she gave a cruel smile and jumped in the air

"VAMPIRE DEATH DAGGERS!"

And with that two black daggers appeared

"Get ready to die mongrels!"

She laughed

"RIBBON SADISTIC SLASH!"

She yelled as an energy filled with dark thoughts, she began to slash the monster to ribbons, she finished it by stabbing its head

"I'm top dog here!"

She spat and continued to search for her sister……..

End of another one

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