Prompt: Strawberry-Kiwi
Prompter: MrsCastielFTW
Spoilers: random point in the series, and off day. No spoilers.
Rating: T for language, H for hilarity
17. Strawberry-Kiwi
Dean watches his idiot of a brother sip from a glass bottle.
His beverage is pink. Like Strawberry-Kiwi pink.
"Really, Sammy?" he says, after taking a sip of his own manly sort of drink. A PBR.
Sam takes a swig and gives Dean a look. "What? I like Snapple."
"Dude, could you be any more gay?"
"How is drinking Snapple, gay, Dean?"
Dean thinks for a moment. Ponders this even. How could Snapple be gay?
"Men do not consume pink beverages. Now go, woman, and bring yourself something brown."
Sam leaves Dean with one of his many bitch faces and Dean just laughs.