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Anyways ways, here's the third chapter

(I don't own Naruto….)

Chapter 3: Detention

Naruto's fifth and sixth period finally ended. Time for his last period with a guy named Kakashi. Class started about 30 minutes ago and the teacher was still a no show. It didn't really bug him that much because he wasn't a real English fan, but thirty minutes was a lot of time. "Ano, Kiba? Where's the teacher?"

"Oh Kakashi, he's probably walking around the school somewhere, I don't know." Kiba mumbled tiredly and went back to sleep on his desk. The drops of drool a minute ago turned into a puddle.

"Yo!" A white haired guy called from the door. He had an orange book in his hand and a navy blue turtle neck sweater that covered his mouth. The white haired man wore black pants and a beige trench-coat over his turtle neck.

"Mm, Kakashi's here?" Kiba asked as he yawned. Half of Kiba's face was wet from his drool. "Ah, why am I wet?"

Naruto rolled his eyes at Kiba. 'That's my teacher?' Naruto thought in his head then randomly screamed, "Ah!" and jumped up from his seat. "You're late!"

"Babies."

"What?"

"On my way here, there was this flying baby that was peeing everywhere, so I had to change my clothes and dance."

"Oh, I see. Babies."

"Yup, babies."

"Naruto, don't listen to him." Shikamaru interrupted

"Yeah, he's lying. He was just being lazy and didn't wanna come here on time," Kiba said," You must be an idiot to actually believe him."

"Don't be so mean Kiba-kun," Kakashi said with a pouty face, or that's at least what the eyes showed. "At least you had a good sleep."

"Yeah, sure."

"Anyways class, I'm supposed to be reading you the rules of the school, but that's too boring so just keep talking to each other, but try to talk in English I guess." Kakashi said as he took out his book, too lazy to even teach his class.

Naruto made a droopy looking sad face. "I don't know English." He continued with the weird face, but then his eyes started to sparkle. "Oh, but in the morning this one guy told me something in English."

"What?" Kiba asked.

"He was like, you can be my uke." Naruto said trying to mimic the guy's voice.

Kiba's eyes widened and Shikamaru dropped his pen. The whole class went silent and looked at Naruto. Kakashi even put his book down and stared wide eyed at Naruto. "What?" Naruto asked innocently.

"Er, Naruto. Do you even know what that means?"

"Nope." He said with a cheerful, girly smile," but I know it's in English. You surprised I know? Huh, are ya?" he said excitedly.

Kiba didn't want to tell Naruto, but he couldn't help but laugh at Naruto's innocence.

"What, why are you laughing? Did I say it wrong?" Naruto asked.

"Dobe." Sasuke mumbled from the back corner of classroom and continued to read.

The school bell woke the classroom up and everyone started to pack their stuff. Naruto groaned. "Ugh, it's time for detention with Sasuke-teme." He complained.

"Well, I'll see you in an hour, shorty." Kiba said to Naruto. "Want me to walk you to Iruka's room?"

"Sure." Naruto replied as he walked out of the classroom.

"Iruuuuuuuuuukaaaaa-senseiiiiiiiiiiiiii," Naruto complained," can't you just forgive me?" he asked with a pouty face. "Nothing even happened. If you keep me in here I'll die of boredom. That jerk doesn't do anything, but read and sit and just be annoying."

"Trust me Naruto, you are more annoying," Iruka mumbled, "Besides, why can't you be more like Sasuke. Look, he is the perfect student role model for you. You guys can be great friends. I mean, this is your first day here so he can be you first friend."

"I already have a bunch of friends." Naruto said defensively. "But you might ruin it for giving me detention."Naruto lied.

"You brought this on yourself idiot." Iruka replied as he rolled his eyes. "You're not good at lying either."

"But today my friends were supposed to show me around Konoha. Now I have to wait twenty more minutes."Naruto started fake coughing. "I'll die if I stay in here. I'm allergic to detention."

"Quit whining Naruto." Iruka got up and headed for the door. "I'll be back; I'm going to make some copies for tomorrows quiz." Iruka left the room and awkward silence crept between the blonde guy and the raven haired guy.

Sasuke put his book down and looked at Naruto. Naruto was looking at Sasuke interestingly. "What?" Sasuke asked.

"How do you get your hair to stick up like a porchipine?"

"…"

Naruto kept staring at Sasuke and leaned in a little closer and tilted his head sideways. His face looked confused. His eyes were caught up in Sasuke's hair. "If I poke your hair will it fall?

"…." Sasuke stared at Naruto as if Naruto were an idiot, which he sort of is to Sasuke. Naruto leaned in closer and reached his hands towards the 'spikes' of Sasuke's hair, tilting his chair forward bringing him closer. Before he knew it, Naruto lost balance on the chair, making it tip over. Naruto face implanted into Sasuke's as he fell over. His hands tugged onto Sasuke's hair. Sasuke fell back, hitting his head on the desk behind his as he fell to the floor. Their lips still touching. 'They were moist,' Sasuke thought. Sasuke's eyes widened as he finally figured out what was happening. Once everything stopped moving, Naruto lifted his head up and took his hands off of Sasuke's hair. "Ouch," he mumbled as he felt the bump on his head. He looked down and finally noticed Sasuke under him. "How'd you get over there?" Naruto asked.

Sasuke eyes opened wider in disbelief and let his head hit the ground once more as if he had given up. As Naruto started to get up, Sasuke mumbled, "Dobe. You really are an idiot."

"What did I do?" Naruto asked.

"You fell on top of me. You brought me down here, dumbass."

"What did you-" Naruto was interrupted by Iruka's screaming.

"NARUTO! I left the room for one minute and you already caused trouble. Seriously, you are so troublesome."

Naruto started to guiltily giggle while rubbing his hair. "Err, I could explain. You see I was leaning in my chair and I fell down….and I don't really know what happened after that."

"…." Iruka calmed down and stared blankly at Naruto, scanning the tipped over desks and chairs surrounding Sasuke and Naruto. "That's- It? You didn't go punching Sasuke or anything?"

"Nope!"

"Is that true, Sasuke?"

"Yeah, he just fell down and kissed me." He said casually. "On accident though."

Iruka's face was turning purple as he looked at Naruto gruesomely. "You guys kissed?"

Naruto's face also turned purple as he turned his head back to Sasuke," We…. Kissed?"

"Yup, when you fell on top of me."

Iruka and Naruto both gasped in horror. Sasuke really wanted to laugh at their reaction, but knew Iruka would freak.

"Naruto, my poor, poor baby! Your first kiss was on accident." Iruka ran to Naruto, almost stepping on Sasuke's …. as he ran. "You are still pure. Stay pure for the rest of your life!" He stated as he hugged Naruto. Iruka's head started slowly turning towards Sasuke's evilly. Sasuke gulped as Iruka's sad face turned into an evil glare. "If you ever harm my baby again, you'll regret it." Iruka said evilly. Iruka came back to his senses as he softened his look and got up, helping both boys up. "I'll end detention early for today." He said as he noticed that there was only ten more minutes left and walked out of the room, towards the teachers' lounge.

Naruto and Sasuke both gathered their stuff on the floor without saying anything and left, leaving the chairs and desk tipped over.

(Ten minutes later.)

"Hey Naruto!" Kiba shouted.

"…" Naruto said nothing as he continued to stare blankly at the grass.

For some reason, Kiba punched Naruto in the face. "Yo, shorty, when someone says hi say hi back." He said as he evilly grinned.

Naruto woke up from his gaze and stared at Kiba and the rest. "Oi!" Naruto finally shouted at Kiba. "Why'd you punch me?" he asked as he kicked Kiba in the shin and got up.

"Ouch," Kiba mumbled as he rubbed his shin. "Anyways let's go. We have a lot of places to show you."

"Mmkay." Naruto replied as he started walking with Shikamaru, this one guy named Shino he met during sixth period, and the rest.

"Hey, wait up!" Kiba shouted as he tried to catch up."

"This is so troublesome, why am I even here?" Shikamaru mumbled.

"So, where are we going first?" Naruto asked, completely ignoring both Kiba and Shikamaru.

Sasuke walked inside his older brother's car. "So, anything interesting happen?" Itachi asked.

Sasuke ignored Itachi's question.

"You find anyone interesting?"

"Hn," Sasuke replied. "I think I have." Sasuke thought out loud while smirking.

Itachi showed interest in his little brother's response, quite surprised he actually responded. 'Who is that person' he thought. "I'll find out soon enough." Itachi mumbled.

"What?"Sasuke asked.

"Oh nothing." Itachi hummed as they started to drive out of the school's parking lot.

Sasuke looked out the window and found Naruto walking on the sidewalk with a group of people wearing the school uniform. Naruto was idiotically laughing and smiling. Sasuke started smirking at Naruto.

Itachi looked at his younger brother from the rear-view mirror and looked at where he was looking. He caught his eyes on a group of boys. 'So it's one of them,' he thought.

Sasuke turned away from Naruto and looked at his brother. "Watch where you're driving. I don't feel like dying yet."

"Hahaha gomen, gomen." Itachi said as they drove towards the Uchiha mansion.

"Sooooo, why is there a dog on my head?" Naruto asked as they headed towards the first stop during his tour.

Well… this chapter's over. (It kinda dragged on a little and was a little boring, but oh well.) I was supposed to post this on August second, but the interweb at my house got shut off. (Yeah, I call it interweb. Got a problem with it?) This chapter was supposed to be longer, but oh well. Thanks for reading and I'm posting every Friday or every other Friday.

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