Prompt: Pomegranate Green-Tea Conditioner
Prompter: MrsCastielFTW
Spoilers: some season. No spoilers.
Rating: T for language, H for hilarity
18. Pomegranate Green-Tea Conditioner
Packing up. They always were packing up and moving out. Dean always felt this part of the job was the easiest. Getting out of Dodge. Rolling up the red carpet. Whatever the euphemism, it was still the same. Something normal in a life of abnormal.
"You almost done in there?" Dean called out, tucking shirts and jeans into his bag. Sam was taking forever in the bathroom.
"I'll be out in a minute!" Sam calls.
Dean rolls his eyes and begins packing up Sam's stuff, too. Just as he had when they were just kids. He always did this. Some things never change.
He began picking up the t-shirts and grabbed the super-long jeans they ransacked at a outlet. Sam had a hard time finding jeans that fit. They always tended to be too short. His hands stop short when he notices a hot pink bottle tucked under a roll of socks. Organic Pomegranate Green Tea Conditioner.
"Well, isn't that just special?" he says, and, with a nosy thought, pops open the bottle and sniffs. His eyes roll back in his head. "Damn, that smells good," he mutters, closing in his eyes.
"Dean, what are you doing?"
He opens his eyes to see Sam, robed in a towel, staring at him. He's all wet and his hair is plastered to the sides of his face, making him look like the emo kid he acts like.
"I've been looking for my conditioner. Can you hand it over?"
"Oh, what, this?" Dean says, raising the bottle in her air, like a prize. "You really use a mane and tail conditioner like this?"
Sam rolls his eyes. "I have a sensitive scalp, and that's good to soothe it."
"You have a sensitive something, that's for sure. Not sure if it's the scalp or just you in general."
Sam sighs and turns back into the bathroom. "I saw you smelling it. It smells good, doesn't it?"
Dean grits his teeth. "Dammit."