UGH! School is coming up in two weeks for me. Hopefully I have enough time to update every Friday. Cross your fingers
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
Warning: Yaoi… (You probably already knew cause this is a sasunaru…) and language/cussing
Chapter 5:
Naruto spent this rest of first period sulking. Last period, Naruto did a Kakashi move on Sai. He was happy at that at first, but then Guy-sensei bursted into the locker room doors and gave Naruto another week of detention.
"You've been looking like that since first period started, it's your fault you have more detention anyways." Kiba said, not even trying to sympathize with Naruto.
Naruto glared at Kiba," He called me a girl!" he said defensively.
"If you didn't notice, everybody does." Kiba said with a smirk. Naruto rolled his eyes. "You're a very pretty girl too." Kiba added in a flirtatious voice. Naruto shivered.
"Ugh, I thought you wouldn't do that anymore. I already told you, I'm straight and I'm NOT a girl."
"You're too girly looking to be straight," Kiba said with a straight face," right Shiko-chan?" Kiba asked as he turned towards Shikamaru.
Shikamaru opened one eye at Kiba and looked at Naruto for a second. "Don't call me that." Shikamaru replied, avoiding Kiba's question, even though he did think that Naruto was too feminine to be straight.
"ALRIGHT GUYS, THE FIFTEEN MINUTE BREAK IS OVER. NOW I'M GOING TO PAIR EVERYBODY UP!" Guy screamed from across the gym. "Chouji-Shikamaru, Kiba-Lee, Hinata-Shino, Sakura- Ino, Naruto-Sasuke-"
"WHAT!" Naruto screamed at Guy, "I'm with him?!"
"Yup, I'm glad to see you so excited!" Guy said with a really big smile.
"I'm excited too, Guy-sensei!" Lee said
"That's great! I'm going to read off the rest of the list now. Negi-Gaara, -"
(5 minutes later)
"ALL RIGHT, THAT'S EVERYONE!" Guy yelled," now get with your partners, we're going to play…EXTREME 2 ON 2 DODGEBALL!" Everyone groaned besides Lee and Naruto.
"Huh, what's that?" Naruto asked.
"Glad you asked," Guy said, "EXTREME 2 ON 2 DODGEBALL is a dodge ball game where you and your partner team up and compete against other partners, whoever wins goes to the next round until the team left is the only one standing. The losing teams have to run an additional mile (added to the ones during first period.)The winning team gets to skip the run.
Naruto groaned."Well, I'll try to win, but my partner might drag me down." Naruto said as he glared at Sasuke.
"Says you, dobe."
"What did-"
"All right guys, let's start EXTREME 2 ON 2 DODGEBALL!" Guy interrupted Naruto. "First pair, Kiba-Lee-"
"YES!" Lee shouted while Kiba groaned.
"Second pair; Naruto-Sasuke!"
"AHHH, GO SASUKE-KUN!" a mob of girls shouted. Sasuke got annoyed.
"Damn, they're so loud." Sasuke muttered as the pairs walked to their sides of the court.
Guy placed to balls on the center line. "Sorry, Naru-chan, looks like I'm gonna have to kick your butt." Kiba shouted over to Naruto.
Naruto smirked, "You wish."
"Oh, by the way, if your partner gets out, the both partners in the pair has to drink a shot of my special protein drink every single time." Guy said as he showed the class three gallons of a purple-ish, black bubbly drink that had a deep purple aura next to a stack of paper Dixie cups. "Wait, is this the new batch or the one I made last year?" Guy asked himself.
Sasuke, Naruto, and Kiba gulped at the site of the suspicious drink while Lee was… saluting. "Oi, Sasuke-teme, you better not get out." Naruto said. Naruto was really nervous cause f the suspicious looking drink, but kind of relieved that Sasuke was calmer than he was in the bathroom and during first period.
"BASTARD NARUTO! DON'T TALK TO SASUKE LIKE THAT!" the group of girls shouted.
"Ugh, Naruto's gonna hold me back." Sasuke mumbled.
"Anyways, LET'S BEGIN!" Guy shouted, followed by a pearly white smile. "GO!"
With that, the two pairs ran towards the balls in the center of the room. Lee got one and Sasuke got the other.
"AHH SASUKE-KUN, YOU'RE SO COOL!" The girls screamed.
"So troublesome." Shikamaru said as he leaned back and eyed the group of girls.
"Sorry about this, Naruto." Lee said as he swung his arm back and threw the ball as hard as he could towards Naruto's stomach.
"Shit, he better dodge that." Sasuke muttered. Naruto saw a red ball flying towards him. It was going so fast, he couldn't dodge it. Naruto worried for a second, but then brought his hands up to his stomach and caught the ball.
"Lee is out!"
"NOO!" Kiba screamed, taking another glance at the purple gurgling drink.
"Hehehe, serves you right!" Naruto said as he stuck his tongue out to Kiba. Sasuke rolled his eyes at Naruto and aimed the ball in his hand towards Kiba. Before he can throw the ball, Naruto threw his ball towards Kiba's knee. Kiba started smirking, bent down, and caught the ball Naruto threw.
"Naruto is out!" Guy shouted. "Nobody goes back in the game so Lee remains out!"
"BASTARD KIBA! I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND?!" Naruto shouted as he exited the court.
"Both teams get to have my treat?" Guy said with an 'innocent' smile. "Did you guys lose on purpose?"
Everyone ignored his question."Damn, I have to drink it?" Sasuke mumbled as his face turned slightly green.
"Naruto!" the girls shouted.
"Aw, they feel bad that I'm out and hopeless Sasuke didn't get out instead?" Naruto said with a proud smile.
"DAMN YOU NARUTO FOR MAKING SASUKE DRINK THAT!" the girls screamed. Naruto's face dropped and he headed towards Shikamaru and sulked.
"Nobody loves me." He mumbled over and over again.
Sasuke brought his attention back to the game and noticed that both teams had one ball each. Kiba made his move. Kiba threw the ball at Sasuke's foot. Sasuke stepped back and let the ball bounce, then picked it up. Sasuke had the advantage. Sasuke threw the balls with a spin straight at Kiba. Kiba swung to the right, but one spinning ball curved with him. Almost getting hit, Kiba swung his body to the left, but met his stomach with the second ball. "Kiba is out! Naruto and Sasuke win the first round." Guy announced.
Naruto really didn't want to, but he went up to his partner and mumbled, "Nice job." Then walked away. Sasuke started smirking.
"WAAH, SASUKE IS SO COOL!" The girls squealed. Sasuke's smirk transformed into a glare aimed at the girls. "Oh my god he looked at us!"
The two teams that just competed met up with Guy. Everyone's face turned to a disgust look besides Lee's. "Since Naruto got out," Guy poured to shots of his special protein drink," here you go." He said with a smile while handing one to Naruto and one to Sasuke. Both boys took the cups slowly with caution. Naruto and Sasuke looked at each other, both giving up their personal rivalry for the game.
"Cheers?" Naruto asked Sasuke, trying to stall.
Sasuke sighed. "Fine, cheers," he said as he lightly hit Naruto's cup. Both boys drank everything in the cup and fell to their knees while coughing and gawking, faces turning green. After like a minute, Sasuke and Naruto helped each other up by grabbing each other's shoulder with one hand, the other on their stomachs, panting hardly. Kiba gulped.
"Since your team got out twice, Guy said as he poured four cups," you guys drink two each." Kiba slowly backed away, turning into a dark shade of mucus color.
"Hai, Guy sensei!" Lee said to his favorite teacher and took two cups without fear and chugged it down into his mouth. Lee was okay for about five seconds. His face finally turned a throw up color and fell to his knees in silence. That made Kiba scream a little in fear of the drink.
"Kiba, you still need to finish yours." Guy told him. Kiba finally gave in as he noticed that there was no way around it. Kiba took the two cups and stuff the liquid in his mouth as fast as he could which made him choke a bit. A little bit of the purple drink came out of Kiba's nose and Kiba fell to the floor unconscious. "See, that wasn't so bad."Guy said to the boys who were clearly in pain. "All right, let's go to the next match."
After many shots and baby barfs the Naruto and Sasuke had, they finally made it to the last pair, Shikamaru and Chouji. "Ugh, so troublesome." Shikamaru complained. Shikamaru and Choji also had their share of the gross drink.
"Shikamaru, let's just go on the run. If I have any more of that drink, I'll pass out."
"Fine, I was just about to ask the same thing. Guy-sensei-"
"Yes, Shikamaru?"
"We quit."
"….."
"…."
"Okay, then the winners are Naruto and Sasuke," Guy said, sort of disappointed that he didn't get to see the last battle. "Well, I ran out of the drink so everyone, but the winners, go run!"
The girls couldn't cheer anymore. They had too much of the drink. All the students groaned and headed outside. "Guy-sensei," Sai called.
"Hm," Guy said, depressed.
"May I get something in the locker room?"
"Mmhm." Guy said in reply.
"Thank you." Sai said as he headed in with a smile of revenge.
Sasuke and Naruto were finally cured from there stomach attack and was changing in the locker room. Their lockers were put close to each other's , one locker apart. They had no reason to stay in their gym uniforms so they went to put back on their school clothes.
"Ugh, I don't think I like gym anymore." Naruto said to Sasuke.
"I don't care, dobe."
"Teme, I can't believe I tried to be nice to you." Naruto said while sticking his tongue out at Sasuke.
Sasuke stuck his tongue out at Naruto. 'God, why am I being so childish?' he asked himself. 'This stupid blonde idiot can make me turn into an idiot if I stay close to him.'
Naruto sat down to put his shoes on, Sasuke did the same. When they were about finished with one shoe each, they heard the locker room door open.
"I thought everyone was outside?" Naruto asked himself out loud.
"Hn."
Sai walked inside of the locker room. "Oh, it's you." Naruto said while glaring at Sai.
"Nice to see you too, dickless."
"Bastard, what did you just call me!?" Naruto shouted as he stood up.
"Dobe, shut up. You're loud."Sasuke said as he put on his left shoe.
"Don't call me that." Naruto said as he sat back down and turned away from Sasuke and Sai. 'God, why am I alone with these two?' he thought as he continued putting on his shoe.
Sai walked to the locker in between theirs and started opening it. He looked at Naruto, then at Sasuke. They were staring in opposite directions. Sai blankly stared at the back of Naruto's head and got an idea. Sai lifted his hand up and smacked the back of his head as hard as he could and continued opening his locker like nothing happened.
"Ow, fucking teme, what was that for?!" Naruto said as he punched Sasuke.
"What the heck, what did I do?" Sasuke said as he punched Naruto back. Both boys stood up.
"You smacked my head and now you're pretending you did nothing? You ass!"
"What, no I didn't, you just punched me, dobe."
"Teme!"
And then they started fighting.
Completely forgotten, Sai smiled his devious smile as he got his hoodie from his locker and exited the locker room.
(After everyone finished their laps and changed.)
Kiba was getting annoyed. So was the rest of Naruto's group. Naruto and Sasuke have been arguing and hitting each other ever since they entered the locker rooms. One punch to Sasuke's stomach, one smack to Naruto's head, and one stray punch to Kiba's face.
"SHUT UP ALREADY!" Kiba screamed in the locker room. All the boys looked at Kiba besides Naruto and Sasuke. Kiba got up and grabbed both Naruto and Sasuke by their shirt and literally dragged them outside of the locker room, to the supply closet, shoved them inside, and locked them in. "I'm totally gonna get beat up by the girls later on," Kiba mumbled as he stomped back inside the locker room.
AHAHAHA this was sort of a filler-ish like thing. :) love messing with people!
Well, that was a horrible place to end the chapter, but I JUST finished this chapter/ at 2:07pm and I'd rather cut it short than post this late… (Soooo thoughtful)
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BAI!