I love the fruit loop :D and the cereal! Go Sam the Toucan!
Fruit Loop
Vlad walked into his enormous kitchen for some breakfast. He opened the cupboards to reveal boxes of...FROOT LOOPS?
He scowled. "What, is this some type of sick joke?" Vlad slammed the cupboard doors shut and decided to skip breakfast altogether.
At his office, Vlad leaned back in his chair with a superior smirk. It was good to be mayor. He opened up a desk drawer for his documents.
"Seriously!" Vlad snapped in annoyance as the multi-coloured cereal spilled over the rim. He was going to have to have a talk with Daniel about this immaturity.
He picked the phone only to hear an insistent buzzing. "The brat cut my phone lines!" Vlad howled in outrage. Now he was going to have to talk to the brat in person.
He stormed out of his office. "Ms. Marian, hold my calls." He addressed his secretary. "I'm taking a little trip to Casper High."
Danny looked out the window of his English class and grinned when he saw the froot loop march up to the building. He winked at Tucker and Sam and raised his hand. Mr. Lancer sighed in annoyance. "If you must, Daniel." Danny hurried to the 'bathroom'.
Vlad was at the door of the school's office when Danny hurried up to him with a knowing smirk. "Surprised to see you here."
Vlad snarled. "Listen, you little BRAT. If you or your friends pull another stunt like this again, I will make sure you never live to see your 15th birthday. Understood?"
Danny mock saluted. "Understood! Froot Loop, sir."
"I AM NOT A FROOT LOOP!" Vlad stalked back out the front doors, where he was bombarded with buckets and buckets of froot loops.
"AAAAAAAAGH!" Vlad went into the panic position, the accursed cereal pelting him. When it stopped, he looked up to see Daniel's annoying friends laughing hysterically on the roof of the school, dozens and dozens of empty red boxes surrounding them.
"YOU NASTY LITTLE PUNKS ARE GOING TO REGRET THIS!" Vlad practically dove into the limo, leaving behind the howling of laughter of Danny, Sam and Tucker.
Vlad shuffled into his manor, annoyed. Why must those children torment him so? So he tried to kill them a few times... He opened the large white doors and screamed.
Dozens of toucans flew around his foyer, their beaks seemingly painted in a rainbow of colours. Vlad yelped as they...did their business on his precious Packer collection. One of them landed on his shoulder and began pecking his face continuously.
"OOOOOOOOW! WHY ME! WHY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Vlad swatted at the bird until it squawked angrily and flew off. He rubbed his red and scratched face.
Vlad stormed to the windows and opened them all wide and froze. Muffled laughter came from the bushes lining his garden. With a snarl, he changed into Plasmius and snuck up behind the troublesome trio. "CALL ME A FROOT LOOP WILL YOU! I'LL SHOW YOU!" Vlad screamed.
"Crap! RUN!" Danny shouted. Screaming for their lives, the trio ran off in different directions, 3 Vlad's now on their tails.