Me: YES! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Yes, I'm still like a little kid… I get all happy and hyper on my birthday.

Ghai: =.= happy birthday.

Me: x) thanks buttface.

Ghai: You're pushing your present too far

Me: Hahahaha, best present ever! Ghai said thtshe'd stop making fun of me for a week, so I plan to use it the fullest. *Insert evil face here* MWAHAHA

Ghai: *Walks away*

Me: Come back!

Disclaimer: Hey Masashi Kishimoto, you should give me Naruto for my birthday, you know, as a birthday present…. No? Sigh, well I tried. I still don't own Naruto!

Naruto entered Kiba's room, exhausted from walking around in circles. Earlier, as Naruto searched for Kiba's house, he got lost in the neighborhood and ended jogging around in circles for seven minutes, just to find out that Kiba's was the first house on the corner of the street.

Naruto plopped face-down onto Kiba's bed. "Why am I here?" He asked the person who stood next to him.

"Well, because of a certain blond idiot, yesterday I almost got blown up." Kiba said with a half glare on his face which slowly turned into a smirk.

"I said I was sorry!" Naruto protested.

Kiba ignored Naruto's comment. "And so now, I will enjoy my revenge on you."

Naruto turned over and sat up on the bed; a confused look was plastered all over his face. "Revenge?"

In reply, Kiba let out a low, deep chuckle and headed towards his closet. Naruto watched Kiba dig through a box of clothing. "What are you doing?" Naruto asked his psychotic-looking friend, standing up from the bed and heading closer to Kiba.

"Ah, here it is!" Kiba exclaimed as he pulled out a bag and threw it at Naruto. Naruto caught it and spilled out its contents onto the floor apprehensively. He stared at the contents for a minute, confused.

"What is this for?" Naruto asked Kiba, knowing that he wouldn't like the answer. At all.

"This is for you, Naru-chan."

Yup, he didn't like it.

"Why? And I'm not a girl, don't say chan!"

Kiba started slowly chuckling. "Well you see, you caused half of the school to laugh and stare at me, taking pictures of me in an embarrassing state."

"They did the same to me." Naruto argued.

"But you see, Naruto, you deserved that. It was clearly your fault the experiment exploded. I even warned you, but nooo you didn't listen. Yet, that had nothing to do with me, but I was stilled dragged in and punished with you even though I did nothing wrong, so for today, my name is Karma. What comes around goes around. You reap what you sow"

Naruto looked into Kiba's eyes. They were full of amusement and had a sadistic glint. Naruto gulped. "A-and if I don't." He asked.

"Oh, I'll make you, Na-ru-chan." He spaced out his name. Kiba slowly inched forward to Naruto. The blonde backed away, regretting ever agreeing to coming to his house.

"NOOO!"

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That's the end of this chapter!

Psych!

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Sasuke got out of Itachi's car and sighed. 'One more day; just one more day till the weekend. Oh Kami, please make school end quickly today.'

"I'll be going first," Itachi told his brother.

"Hn." He replied, waiting for Itachi to disappear into the school building. He never goes in with his brother. Never. He still didn't like his brother that much anymore, but couldn't do anything about it since his brother was technically the only family he had left. His parents were murdered when he was eight and his aunts and uncles all mysteriously disappeared, leaving Sasuke and Itachi on their own.

Sasuke sighed again and headed towards the building. When he was by the door, he saw a blond haired man pop his head out in the corner. The person frantically looked around him, checking if anyone was near, and then quickly came out of Sasuke's view. It was Naruto. Sasuke could recognize him by his hair a mile away. What is he doing? Sasuke asked himself, slowly walking towards the corner the blonde was hiding in, trying to be as quiet as he could, but the crutches were ruining it.

"Kiba, isn't this enough? Can I change back, pwease?" He said in a sweet voice and looked at Kiba with a pouty face and puppy dog eyes, tugging on the corner of the brunette's jacket.

Pretty deceiving for Kiba. Kiba gulped," N-no." he forced out. The blonde looked like he was about to cry and Kiba's heart sank. Kiba closed his eyes and cleared his throat. "You deserve this, Naruto."

"Hmph." Naruto said, stomping on Kiba's foot with his boots and stomped away from him, heading towards the entrance.

Kiba yelped in pain and cradled his foot. "Fuck that hurt, Naruto!"

Naruto turned around and blew a raspberry at Kiba. When he turned back around, he bumped into someone's chest and fell onto the ground. Naruto yelped too.

"Ow, ow, ow, ow." He complained. Sasuke looked down at the blonde with wide eyes.

Naruto was wearing a slim, white button-up, mid sleeve t-shirt with cuffs rolled up to his elbow. A red, plaid, school girl skirt with black ankle boots. The blonde's bangs were bobby pinned to the side with two bobby pins, not put up by the plain black headband he usually wore.

Panties… Sasuke thought, still staring at Naruto.

"Gahh!" Naruto screamed. Naruto quickly stood up and looked away from Sasuke, blushing.

Sasuke snapped out of his gaze and looked at Naruto's face. "What are you wearing?" He asked him.

"W-what's wrong with me wanting to wear a skirt today? Huh, you got a problem with it?" Naruto said, crossing his arms, avoiding Sasuke's eyes.

"Is that makeup?" Sasuke asked him.

"Wha- No! Why would I even…That's ridiculous! That's like saying that Kiba is a genius and..."Naruto paused and sighed. "Yes, it is."

Sasuke rolled his eyes. They stood there for about thirty more seconds. "Here, take my books, it's kind of hard to walk in crutches and carry textbooks at the same time." Sasuke ordered.

Naruto turned to face Sasuke and stomped one foot. "Why me?" Naruto said petulantly.

"Because Tsunade said that-"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. She said that it was my fault and blah blah blah responsibility. Whatever, I'm only helping you out for today." Naruto mumbled. "Kiba I'm going inside." Naruto started walking to the door, Sasuke behind, smirking the whole time. "Stupid skirt, stupid bastard, stupid Baa-chan, st-"

"Dobe, I can see your ass, pull down your skirt."

Naruto yelped again

Me: Yeah, I know, this chapter is short and a little rushed, but I'm still trying to update all of my stories today as like a birthday gift for you guys!

Ghai: Excuses, excuses.

Me: What was that that I heard, was that an insult?

Ghai: Wha- pshhh, I didn't say anything

Me: Suuure.

Thanks for reading, sorry that I don't reply to the reviews anymore, but I'll start again for all the newer one this week/ the reviews I get for this chapter!