Sigh... I'm bored.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto

It had been an entire month since the kidnapping incident and Naruto's little Samurai showdown. So far things were more or less normal, but today that would change. At the moment Naruto and Sakura were in her room while she was doing her homework and he was cleaning his gun and knives.

"Hey Naruto, do you think you could help me with my homework again?" She asked.

Naruto turned around to say no until he saw her puppy dog eyes.

'That look, too cute. Must. Help. Sakura.' He thought.

Naruto picked up her pencil and put his elbows on the side of her bed. Looking over her various assingments he showed her how to do them and they were done in ten minutes flat. Sakura sat up and pointed to her shoulders.

"Ya' know sometimes I think you only let me stay in your room so you have easy access to massages." Naruto said.

"Hmhm, maybe..." Sakura teased.

Rolling his eyes he began to massage her shoulders, Sakura's head rolled back as a content sigh escaped her lips.

"Sheesh Sakura, you've got a lot of stress up here." Naruto said.

"Yeah well, first semester finals are coming up so I have to study hard." Sakura moaned out.

Naruto smirked and rubbed her shoulders harderm apparently Sakura got tired of the massage as she dragged both of them down onto her bed. She turned to face him and cuddled into his chest.

"Um, kay'?" He said.

"Mmn, nap time." She mumbled.

Sighing he patted her head and let her cuddle him until she fell asleep. An hour later Naruto was on his back while Sakura had her arms around his neck, her torso tightly pressed to him and one leg bent at the knee at his chest on his right side while the other was simply lieing across one of his own.

'How the hell did this happen?' He wondered.

Sakura got up for an all of ten seconds before she resumed her position of sprawled on him.

"Love." She mumbled.

Shaking his head Naruto closed his eyes and fell asleep too. Three hours later Naruto was woken up by the sound of Sakura's door clicking open. Cracking one eye open he saw four people with black ski masks on.

'Robbers huh? Well let's see what they go after first.' Naruto thought.

Looking down at Sakura for a quick second he saw that she was still sleeping and just as four hours ago still cutely cuddled up to him. Naruto looked back towards the robbers and saw them getting even closer towards Sakura and him.

'Wait a minute, I know that symbol.' Naruto thought. 'Orochimaru huh? Well this should be fun.'

Once they were close enough he used Sakura as a weapon by spinning her at the waist and kicking two of the four with her legs before gently rolling her to his futon. Surprisingly she stayed asleep.

'Damn she's a heavy sleeper.' He thought.

Jumping off the bed he got in the middle of all four of them and dropped into a fighting stance. One of the thugs threw a punch which Naruto ducked under and sweeped out the legs of three of them, Naruto kicked the back of the knee of the remaining standing thug. Naruto sprang back up and roundhoused the kneeling thug, landing back on his feet and circled the four men. All of them sprang back to their feet and attacked Naruto, the biggest of the four punched at Naruto who in turn blocked and took advantage of the opening by kicking the attacker in the stomach then to the face. Naruto taunted all four attackers out of Sakura's room and down to the large living room. With more room to move around Naruto had a slight better chance, dropping into his stance once more he stared down the four thugs.

"Bring it." He said with a flick of his hand.

The four thugs attacked and Naruto spun into a kick towards the closest one of them. After his kick connected he blocked the high kick aimed at his head and followed with a two kick combo at the attacker behind him before using the man who kicked at him as a bat and threw him at the only one left standing. Backing up from the pile of attackers he got himself ready for the more than likely counter attack coming from them. One of the four attackers got back up and took something out of their pocket it was a... flute?

"What the?" Naruto wondered before the thug attacked.

Naruto ducked under the swing of the flute and attempted an uppercut but was blocked by the slender instrument. Gritting his teeth Naruto spun behind the attacker and grabbed their head, he spun them around and let them go towards the wall. Naruto discarded the ski mask in his hand and waited for the thug to get back up, once they did dark pink hair flowed down their back.

"A woman?" Naruto said.

"Yeah that's right a woman!" She growled.

She brought the flute to her lips and blew a note, Naruto ran towards her but once he heard the note he dropped at her feet holding his head. Looking up at her while she continued to play that damned thing he quickly kicked it out of her hands before springing back to his feet.

"Jirobo! Get up and hold that son of a bitch!" The woman growled.

Turning around Naruto was greeted with a bone crushing hold by the biggest of the four attackers, the man actually lifted him up off the ground.

'Oh man this is gonna hurt.' Naruto thought grimly.

Bringing his head back Naruto quickly threw it back at his holder for a vicious headbutt. Looking to his left he saw the woman coming at him with her fist raised, Naruto caught the punch and flipped her over onto Jirobo. Leaping back Naruto was ready for all of them until he felt a powerful electric current at his back, he just got tased. His eyes rolled back in his head and he fell down to the ground unconcious.

"Fuck! Took you long enough! Ukon!" The female growled.

"Oh stuff it Tayuya, let's just go get the girl and get outta here." Ukon said.

"Still don't see why he had to send us to get the whore." Tayuya muttered.

The other three shrugged and they hurriedly took Sakura and drove off towards Orochimaru's hideout.

4 hours later.

"...to!"

"...ruto!"

"Naruto!"

"Wha? Where am I?" Naruto asked.

"My house! Now what the hell happened?" Ichizane asked.

"Sakura? Where is she?" Naruto yelled.

"I was about to ask you that!" Ichizane yelled back.

Naruto's eyes went wide as he ran up the stairs to Sakura's room and saw that she was gone. He ground his teeth together and dove for his tracker and found her instanly.

"That's not too far away." Naruto mumbled.

Reaching under Sakura's bed he took out his gun then strapped his three knives to his person then hurried out the door.

"I'll be back with your daughter in a bit!" Naruto called out.

Going fast he leaped into his car and sped off.

'Hang on Sakura I'll be there soon I promise!' Naruto thought.

-Raidori