Me: Alright, I know I haven't updated in a month and a half. This time I won't give an excuse. I was just being really lazy. Now, to let you guys know, I'll try to update this every other week, but the updates will be on random days. If lucky, there can be 1 every week.

Ghai: You know you have a mob of angry readers chasing after you?

Me: Shoot I thought I lost them

Ghai: *screams to the readers," Get your pitchforks over here. On sale for $5.00!

Disclaimer: Naruto belongs K. Masashi , not me

(Sorry if this chapter is a little confusing and rushed)

Naruto's POV

So many people are looking at me. Turn around Sai! Sai, I said turn around- don't you dare scoot closer to me. Sai!

"Hey dickless, finally accepting the truth?" Sai asked me. Ha, funny. One day I'll get back at you and Kiba… and Sasuke. Why did he have to actually make me help him? He could have just carried a backpack around. Lazy teme.

"What truth? I'm not a girl." I replied to him, hoping he would shut up.

"Then why are you wearing skirt?" he asked me. I could feel my face slowly heat up. Well why do you care? Huh Sai?

"Well because-" I started saying, but I was interrupted by Jiraiya

"Good morning! Great to see you guys for the second time this year in my class. I can see all those bored and frowny faces you guys give through this boring lesson, it brings me joy. Today we're going to do some actual learning, so get out your textbooks and comp-books."

I reached inside of my desk to find that I had nothing in it except for my binder. Great. I remembered Sasuke's books, but not my own; just perfect. I looked over inside of Sasuke's desk to see if I misplaced it, but it wasn't there. "What are you doing, Dobe?" I heard Sasuke ask.

"Uh, I forgot my textbook." I said while scratching my cheek with my index finger. It's a habit, don't ask.

Sasuke rolled his eyes and push his book towards my desk so that half was on his and half was on mine. He was being nice to me? Why? I blinked. He rolled his eyes again. "Are you going to use it or not?" He asked me. I nodded and smiled to myself a bit. He's not that bad after all.

"Oh yeah, Naruto nice outfit." Jiraiya said, reminding me of my misery. I banged my head on the desk while the class chuckled.

XxX

How many books does this guy carry!? "Ugh! Sasuke can't we just drop some of this off in your locker?" I whined. This weighs like 30lbs!" Well, I can lift thirty pounds, but it gets tiring really fast. I'm losing the feeling my left arm. No! I'll have to get my arms amputated and then I'll die of blood loss because they couldn't do it right. My death was because the books Sasuke made me carry were too heavy. Wouldn't that mean that Sasuke murdered me with books? So that one saying about books was a lie. What was the saying again. Books cause no harm or- Ack!

Where did that pole come from? I fell down and the books and papers splattered everywhere. Sasuke looked at me and sighed.

"Clumsy idiot." He mumbled. Leaning his crutches on the pole, Sasuke kneeled down and helped me pick the textbooks up.

"I got it." I told him. Why was he helping me? What if he hurts his ankle more and gets- am I worrying about him? Well yeah, I mean he is injured, so…

I looked over to him again. He was still picking up the papers. "I said I got it Sasuke. Don't hurt yourself."

Sasuke looked up and stared at me for a moment. "What?" I asked him. Sasuke ignored me and began standing up; putting the papers he collected onto the pile I made. Once I got them all we started walking again towards our science class in a comfortable silence.

XxX

I heard chuckling from my right and looked over. Kiba stopped laughing. I continued eating my ramen when I heard Kiba laugh again. Ha. Ha. Ha. Very. Funny. He's been laughing at me since the beginning of school. It's getting more irritating now.

"Naruto, you know you're skirts been stuck in your underwear since science?"He asked me. I gawked and looked to see if he was lying, he wasn't.

"Wait since the beginning or end?"

"When you entered the class I noticed, but I wanted to see if you would and you didn't." Kiba told me. So if it happened before science, it was probably when I fell. Oh I'm going to murder a bastard today. I got up, pulled the stupid skirt down, and marched over to Sasuke's table.

Sasuke quirked an eyebrow. I slammed my hands onto the table. "Why didn't you tell me teme!?" I asked him. Sasuke smirked.

"Oh, so you finally noticed?" Sasuke asked. Don't punch him Naruto . Do not punch him.

"If you knew why the hell didn't you tell me?" I asked again.

"I knew too." Gaara stated.

I sat down next to Gaara and sighed. "You're Gaara from English, math, and science right?" I asked him. He nodded. "Why do you sit next to this bastard?"

Gaara shrugged. It's harder to talk to him than I thought. "Do you want to sit with me instead?"

Gaara shrugged again. I grabbed his tray and hand and pulled him away from the stupid jerk, bringing him to my table.

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(Sasuke's POV)

What the fuck? Really. What the literal fuck? Did Naruto just steal Gaara from me? You stupid traitor Gaara; I thought we were friends

XxX

(Gaara's POV)

… How did I end up over here?

"You probably already know this, but I'm Naruto." Naruto said to me. "Why do you sit with that jerk?" Naruto asked me for the second time.

I shrugged again. "He and Neji are my only friends. No others try to talk to me other than those two." I answered, even though Sasuke doesn't talk to me much. I wonder where Neji is anyways. Oh look a gummy worm on the floor…

"That's sort of sad, but I know how you feel-ish. At my old school the people shunned me and usual made fun of me because I stood out and didn't have parents." He shared with me. Sweat dropped from my forehead. That's pretty dark; why is he sharing that to a person he just started talking to. He's like me, but the exact opposite. I like him

Aw, someone stepped on the gummy worm. The gummy worm didn't even squish.

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(Naruto's POV again)

How did I end up bringing Gaara over here? I looked over to Sasuke who was alone at his table, glaring at me. I stuck my tongue out at him and sat down. "I'm back." I said with a satisfied smile.

"Uh, hi Gaara." Kiba said,"why are you here?"

"Because he is my happily gay new boyfriend." I lied and began to eat my ramen again Gaara's eyes widened, probably from shock.

"So you are gay!" Kiba exclaimed.

"No I'm not, dogface. I was just joking. Sorry Gaara." The people at the table began to talk again.

I laughed. I wonder what Sasuke would think if he heard me say his best friend was my boyfriend... even though he isn't.

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(Sasuke POV)

Itachi and Deidara are sitting on the other side of the cafeteria, Neji is nowhere to be seen, and Gaara just abandon me thanks to Naruto. Now who's going to help keep the annoying people away from me?

I could just sit with them.

No, I'm not doing that- And now some annoying girls from my class are walking towards me. I sighed in defeat, picked up my tray, and walked over to Naruto's table in a little bit of a hurry.

(Naruto POV)

"Well, well, well; what a surprise. The almighty Uchiha joined us. Do you want us to bow down to you, your highness?" I said with much sarcasm in my voice.

"Shut up Naruto." He said and we all continued eating, accepting the two new people at our table.

(Itachi's POV!)

Looks like he's obsessed with the blonde one. Huh, let's see what I can do to help my brother out.

Me: Wow, that was a lot of POV changes. Hopefully no one got confused. Also, Gaara likes Naruto as a friend and like I said before, Naruto was kidding about dating Gaara.

Ghai: *sigh, next time just update on time. Watching you run for hours and selling pitchforks is tiring.

Me: So that's where they came from!

Thanks for reading and next time I will try to update on time. PLEASE review and follow and I'll see you guys later.

Ja ne!