Prompt: Glitter Hearts
Prompter: MrsCastielFTW
Spoilers: a little after 5x14. Just because.
Rating: PG for language. D for Dean being, well, Dean and Castiel being Castiel.
Glitter Hearts
There it was. The nasty pink thing was sitting in Dean's seat of the Impala when he came back to the door. Sam was browsing the map, doing some research. And Castiel was sitting in the back of the car. He promised he would not 'mojo' himself in and out of the car anymore, as it frightened both Dean and Sam.
But the thing... it was pink. And there was the faint smell of flowers in the vicinity.
"Sam, do you mind telling me what the hell that is?"
Sam looked up from his computer. "It looks like a love note, Dean," he said, his face completely devoid of emotion. He was lying about something.
"Yeah, Einstein, I can see that. But what is it doing in my car?"
"Well, open it up and see."
Dean snatched the pink envelope and noticed as a plethora of glittery hearts fell into his car.
"Oh, man! You know glitter is like the herpes of craft supplies! You can never get rid of it!" Dean shouted, throwing the card onto the dash. Glitter poofed up from its landing.
"Dean, why are you so upset over a love note? It sounds like a reasonable way to convey affection."
Dean turned around and told the angel, in an even voice, that men do not give and receive love notes. Except, of course, he used much more colorful language.
"What if I had given you such a note? Would you have thrown it haphazardly onto your vehicle's dashboard?"
Dean turned pink.
"Aw, Dean! You match the envelope now!"
"OWWW! DAMMIT! STOP HITTING ME!"
When all was settled, Dean was smugly driving down the highway. Castiel was sitting ramrod straight, as per usual. And Sam was sporting quite the shiny black eye.