AN

So here's a little something that is probably not needed in the story at all, but once I get an idea like this, it doesn't go away. Also, I just finished The Ghosts of Ashbury High, and if anyone here has read that series, you know why this chapter is styled this way. If you have not GO PICK UP THE YEAR OF SECRET ASSIGNMENT RIGHT NOW! Quick, run! Don't even finish this chapter (Although you probably could, because it's likely shorter than this AN.

Thanks to Kimmmz who has thusfar left 12 reviews (I think) and she just rocks.

I would've posted a giant long chapter right after this one, but to be honest, it's not written yet. That's right, my writing has finally caught up to me...or my posting has finally caught up to my lack of writing (that's more true). You can have this now, and the next one on Thursday.

Again I apologise for what you are about to read.

Claimer: I own everything in this chapter. YAY!

An Excerpt from Bryce Roman's Fangl Warden

Epilogue

After we showed Rita that we had saved the clarinet, things got better, that is to say, quieter.

With the knowledge that she had something she was good at; something she could show the world whenever she felt like, the talent quest stopped. No more juggling, fitness breakouts, or midnight firewood chopping. The untrained sounds of her flavour-of-the-week instruments stopped, and Minerva retook the tasks of cooking and baking.

And as for me and Silvia Karot, we ended up together after all. I guess jealousy really is the best fix. My date with another girl showed her not only that she wanted me, but also that I was socially acceptable to be with.

And one day, in the not too distant future, we'll get married, have kids, and give them names like Jules Minerita Opal May June Karot-Warden.

So for everyone out there having love problems, here's my advice: find another date, and go for the jealousy angle. And along the way, you just might find you half-sister's clarinet.

Confused?

I'm sure you are, all 28 of you. So let me clear this up; this is NOT the epilogue and NOT even really directly part of this story. This is an EXCERPT from the novel that Kim bought in the previous chapter. Yes, it's stupid, but it's the coolest way to show you where she gets her next idea. YOU're reading it, because SHE's reading it. Get it? Just focus on the jealousy parts and you'll be fine, and if you absolutely still don't get it, just disregard this chapter all together, it gets normal again next chapter.