Chapter 18
The last week at work had been very busy for both Jack and Sam and they had been getting all their paper work finished and Sam was finishing up her experiments.
The Edorans returned to their planet to find new homes and their crops had been sown. They were given everything that they would need plus more. Daniel promised them that they would visit when there the treaty was ready, which made Laira happy, knowing that Jack was going to be there.
On Thursday night Jack and Sam went out to 'The Famous' for a quiet evening out. The next night was going to be busy because family and friends from out of town were arriving for the wedding.
They enjoyed a relaxing, quiet evening while enjoying their dinner. After dinner they went home and watched some TV in bed before turning in early as their last night as an engaged couple. Sam was staying over at Janet's the next night. Jack would be alone in their bed the next night.
The next morning they arrived at the SGC to finish up a few things before leaving to go for some lunch and do some last minute shopping. They picked up their wedding rings from the jeweller and picked up the marriage licence.
When they got home, Sam started packing her bags for her honeymoon and for her wedding night. She had just finished when she felt a pair of arms wrap around her waist and a kiss on her neck.
"Are you finished?"
"Yes" she turned around and wrapped her arms around his neck and they kissed.
"I'm going to miss you tonight."
"I'm going to miss you too Jack but just remember that from tomorrow on we will be together as husband and wife" he smiled at her.
"I love you Sam."
"I love you too Jack" then they kissed again. Then there was a knock on the front door and they went to see who it was.
"Hey doc, are you here to see Sam?"
"Yep; where is the blushing bride?"
"I'm here Janet."
"Good, get your bags." Sam went back to her room and returned with her bags.
"Ok, let's go; say good night Jack."
"Night Jack and I love you."
"I love you too Sam"
He gave her a long, slow kiss, until Janet dragged her down the path just as Daniel and Teal'c walked up the path.
"Hi guys, come on in."
They walked inside and Jack closed the door and followed them in to the living room.
"So, what are we going to do tonight?" Jack clapped his hands together.
"We are waiting for the other guys to arrive," Daniel said, smiling as he sat down.
"What other guys, Daniel?"
"You will see."
"Daniel!"
"Jack, trust me." Jack sat down and looked at Daniel, wondering what he had planned for him.
When Sam and Janet arrived at Janet's house, Sam was surprised to find Janet's house full of women.
"Janet."
"Welcome to your bridal shower."
"You're joking?"
"Nope."
"Mom, Sam, good, you're here. Now both of you go upstairs' and change your tops."
"Cassie?" Janet asked.
"Trust me Mom; they are on your beds."
They walked down the hallway until they reached their rooms. On the bed were tee shirts; Janet's said 'Maid of Honour' written in blue. She picked it up and shook her head, and then she changed her top and looked in the mirror.
"Cassie, what else did you buy?" she said to herself and then she went to see Sam.
When Sam put her bags down, she picked up her tee shirt and smiled at the writing 'Soon to be Mrs O'Neill' written pink. She quickly changed her top when there was a knock on the door. When she opened the door, she saw what Janet was wearing.
"Sam, I swear I knew nothing about this. All Cassie said was that she needed some money for something for tonight; I had no idea."
"I wonder what else she's got for tonight."
"I hate to ask, shell we go down and join the other women"
"Sure" they walked out after turning off the lights and went down to the living room. The women were all talking when they walked in.
"Now that everyone is here, you all know where we are going for dinner, so let's go."
"Cassie, where are we going?"
"You will see Mom, come on."
They left and got into their cars.
"This one Mom; you and Sam won't be driving tonight," Cassie said getting into one of the cars.
Janet recognised the driver as one of her nurses so they got in and they drove to 'the place' where they were having a private party.
"Cassie, where are we going?"
"You will see" she said smiling.
Ten minutes later they pulled up in a parking lot and all got out and waited for the guest on honour to arrive. Luckily, it was a warm summer night. They followed Cassie inside and Janet and Sam noticed that some of the women were carrying bags with them and they wondered what was going on. Then they walked inside and stopped.
"Hello, can I help you" the man at the desk was looking at Janet.
"Yes, we have reservations for the Carter-O'Neill party."
"Ah yes, this way please."
They followed the man into a big room with tables and chairs everywhere, with red and white balloons and streamers tied to the chairs. Please find a seat ladies and dinner will be severed soon. As for drinks this evening there is ice water, lemonade and ice tea." Everyone one found a seat and sat down.
"Ok, tonight's menu is 'the good life' meal. For starters you will be having Caesar salad, followed by spiced Moroccan mini crab cakes. For your entree you will be having Herb crusted Salmon' and for desert a wild berry anglaise. There were a lot of 'oohs' around the room.
"After dinner the fun begins." The staff came out with the drinks first and then the first course.
"Cassie, how much is this costing us?" Janet asked.
"Don't worry Mom; you should be more worried about the games after dinner."
"Games; what games Cassie?" Sam asked.
"You will see," she said smiling.
Then they started on their first course while talking about other things.
Half an hour after Sam left home with Janet, Jack, Teal'c and Daniel were talking and then there was a knock on the door and Jack got up and answered it.
"Mark; hi come on in."
"Thanks Jack; I hope I'm not early."
"I don't know; Daniel is he early?"
"Nope, we just need to wait for one more person" and then his phone rang.
"Daniel Jackson… Hi Jacob… yeah sure, ok we will meet you there… yep, Mark is here… ok…see you soon" then he hung up.
"Daniel!" Jack looked at him.
"Jacob is going to meet us at O'Malley's for dinner, so we might as well get going."
"Ok" they left in Daniel's car for O'Malley's.
"Daniel, who else is going to be there?"
"Jacob, you already know and General Hammond."
"Who else?" Daniel didn't say anything.
"Teal'c, who else is there?" Teal'c didn't say a thing.
"I have a feeling more are there than just George and Jacob. I smell a rat, am I right?" they said nothing, so he turned and looked at Mark, who was watching Jack.
"Sorry Jack, I don't whose going to be there either."
Jack nodded and looked down at his hands, thinking about what Sam was doing. A few minutes later they arrived at O'Malleys. They got out and walked inside the bar and grill. They could hear lots of talking, laughing and music, a normal night. Everyone cheered as Jack and the others walked in the door.
"Oh crap" he said, as he walked in and saw just about everyone from the base there.
"Daniel, you are so dead" Jack yelled out at him and everyone laughed.
"Quiet" George yelled and they all went quiet. Then Jacob and George walked up to Jack.
"Jack, welcome to your bachelor party for one; and second of all…" he said smiling and then stood back.
"Jacob, Jack, Daniel, by order of Cassandra Fraiser, she wants you to take your shirt's off."
All of the men cheered and wolf whistled. They were shocked and then Ferretti gave them a bag each and they looked in them.
"She also said that if you don't, she will know. There are plenty of volunteers who would love to help you change; this is an order, so strip."
"You're joking" Jack said and Hammond smiled. They took the tee shirts out of the bag.
"Show us, Dad" Mark said smiling.
They turned their tee shirts around and everyone cheered them on. They were all black tee shirts. Jack's said 'GROOM', Daniel's said 'BEST MAN' and Jacob's said 'Father of the Bride' in white and then Ferretti started the strip tease theme and then the others joined in.
"We better do it before they do it for us." Jack said.
They took their shirts off and put their tee shirts on but they didn't know that they were being taped. Once they had changed, they were cheered and then they were all given a drink.
"A toast. To Jack, may your last hours of bachelorhood be a memorable few hours. To Jack."
"To Jack" they all toasted.
"Thanks guys; I don't know about you but I'm hungry."
They all laughed and then they moved around, sitting at the tables that were set up and giving their orders.
"George, what else did Cassie want done tonight?" Jacob asked.
"That's it Jacob but there is going to be some entertainment later."
"George?"
"You will see." he said smiling.
They talked and mingled until the waitress's started serving their dinners.
Sam and the women were all enjoying their dinner, laughing, and talking. After dinner they sat around talking while most went to the rest rooms while the others slowly moved the tables and chairs around. Once all the chairs were in a circle with other chairs behind them. Cassie stood up,
"Ok ladies now the fun begins; first can you ladies help with the first game."
Two of the women helped Cassie bring in a big board that had a sheet over it and helped put it on a table, with a chair behind it.
"Ok ladies, you all remember when you were young and played 'Pin the Tail on the donkey?" they all nodded.
"Well thanks to Jenny, this game is called 'Pin the Dick on the Balls."
Cassie flicked back the sheet to show a poster of a naked male model and where his penis was, there was an 'X' marks the spot. They all laughed and then Cassie pulled out of the bag a photocopy of a penis with a person's name on it. Sam and Janet's eyes widened when they saw the poster.
"Ok Gail T, you're up first." Gail stood up and walked over to Cassie.
"Ok, what I'm going to do is give you this" she gave her the penis photo, which had double sided tape on the back of it.
"I'm going to blind fold you, then turn you around five times and then you are going to stick it anywhere on the board, ok?"
"Ok" Cassie blind folded her, turned her around five times and called out,
"Now."
She stuck it on the board and took the blind fold off and moved back from the board. The other women laughed when they saw that she had stuck it on the guy's navel. Everyone else had a go at the poster. In the end, Janet got closest to the target, when her penis landed just beneath the 'X' spot.