Now time for Keira to meet the host club! FYI, this is after episode 26 but in my fanfic Haruhi still goes to the club for fun, OK? Also, this is in Keira persona.

I walked around in jeans and a Host Club shirt, passing cakes, tea and generally helping out.

I didn't mind, it was so fun! I had never done this before in my previous life in Ibaraki.

The hosts were so fake I was surprised that the girls really fell for it, especially Tamaki-senpai...Oh well, gullibility helps all of us here.

The second i walked in, Kyouya-senpai snatched me up to help because he had a lot of customers or so he said.

The host pair I was interested was Mitksuni and Takashi-senpai. Oh, sorry, Mitskuni and Takashi.

The kawaii Lolita asked me to call him and Takashi without honorifics at all 'coz "I like you, Keira-chan! Now can I have cake please? Keki, Keki! "

He was so cute I couldn't say no. "How about Takashi?" He said it was OK in a monosyllable.

They were all like Haruhi described in her phone calls and letters to me.

That reminds me, I have to compliment Haruhi on her hosting talents later.

She is completely natural like she was born for this 'job'.

Tamaki is an on-screen romantic prince but a complete idiot with a big heart off-screen.

Kyouya is a cold, cruel and totally business-like snake, but he is kinda like Tamaki if you look closely at his actions which I had fun doing.

Hikaru and Kouru are good at the tabooed brotherly love thing, but also PERFECT PRANKSTERS!

Renge-kun is not a total otaku girl, she really enjoyed being around Kyouya-senpai and seemed to be trying hard to calm down in his presence.

Mitskuni is a cute, innocent and short Loli-Shota with a large sweet tooth.

There is one host I am speechless about though...Takashi Morinozuka.

He is a silent, kind big brother to Mitskuni. He is also a heart-stopping handsome dude, with black hair spiked to perfection and a tall, lean body.

But his eyes melt me into a Keira puddle. They're black onyx, hypnotic and if you look into them, you'll fall into an abyss of never-ending happiness.

"Keira-chan, can I get some coffee here? I must feed the thirst of my beloved ladies." drawled Tamaki. He drew me out of La-La-Land and back to the real world.

Three customers fainted and the rest had heart-shaped eyes.

I wheeled the gold (real 24-carat gold) cart to them and served in beautiful Chinese pottery cups.

"Xie-Xie!" thanked Tamaki in an obviously fake Chinese accent.

I smiled and said*"Bou Yong Ker Chi!"*. He just about fainted onto a surprised girl.

"Keira-chan, you speak Chinese!" shouted Kouru as more of a statement.

I nodded. "I've been there and it sort of caught on."

"In that case, let's go!" shouted Hikaru. They forcibly dragged me to the changing room.

"NO! *Tasukete*, Haruhi!"I shouted.

Haruhi sighed and said" Excuse me ladies. Just a minute!"

The girls squealed,dazzled as she showed them her natural host smile.

She walked in the room to find the twins smiling smugly and later,Keira emerged dressed in a pink cheongsam...

Sorry if i offended any of you Mitskuni,Takashi ,Tamaki,Kyouya or Hikaru&Kouru fans !Gomen!

BTW,the 1st starred statement means "you're welcome!" in Chinese.

The 2nd one means"Help!"