Warning: VERY LONG AUTHOR'S NOTE


A/N: okay, i am making this with these people:

Percy, Annabeth, Nico, Zwen(oc), Travis, Alex(oc), Conner, Chiron, Lupa, Luke, Zeus, Thalia, Jason, Leo, Frank, Hazel, Hades, Poseidon, Athena, Reyna, Octavian, Hera, Mr. D, Hermes, Apollo, Persephone, Piper, Lyea(oc), Jake, Hestia, Clarisse, Demeter, Ares, Aphrodite, Rachel, Hephaestus(idk how to spell this my phone and computer says two different things~~ DX), Katie and Artemis. So basically everyone i suggested. (if there's anyone i forgotten [and isn't dead] please tell me!) also, i accept oc's, and i am making three more chapters because there is three (Clean, Medium, Perverted) levels. and we are starting with Level 1 right now. and to some one who had reviewed (thank you :3) i would answer you. here's what this person wrote:

OhHowILovePercy

LOL! THAT WAS HILARIOUS! I LAUGH EVERY TIME I READ THIS! HAHAHA! I can't pick a favorite truth or dare cuz I liked them all! but, can you maybe add some more detail or aftermath after the dares? Or maybe add a little bit of info before and after they start truth or dare? I was gonna list all the people to put in the next chapter, and I wrote it down, but then I realized I had just wrote down everyone's name again... So I'm just gonna say all of them... But I know you can't do all of them in one chapter, so just chose like 10 demigods every chapter, along with all the gods. GREAT JOB! YOU ARE REALLY GOOD AT WRITING! but please make it more into a story instead if a script! AND WTF? ONLY 8 OTHER REVIEWS? THIS WAS REALLY GOOD! WHY DIDN'T ANYONE ELSE REVIEW? GRRRR.. MORE PEOPLE SHOULD LIKE THS STORY! Don't let the amount of reviews make you hesitate, you will definitely get more soon! I would favorite this story, but I don't have a account, cuz my mom and dad won't let me (I'm 12.) Lol, it would be hilarious if one of the dares was Percy and Annabeth have to do 7 minutes in heaven and Posidon and Athena get really angry... Or better yet Athena has to kiss Posidon! Or Thalia and Nico have to kiss for 5 minutes and Artemis freaks out... Not as funny as your ideas, but best I could come up with cuz I'm lame... Anyways, bye! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE UPDATE!

A/N: One, i am glad you liked! also, i will try because i love to write! i wrote this story for my sister at school and i am trying to finish it! i made like 12 pages (back and front count!) which is 3 1/2 chapters in one week! and i am making stories for us both for we can RP with the characters!

Two, i AM writing down everyone, and i ALWAYS try to remember the charactaers! i am writning a story for my group on and i am using thirty one peps right now, and on my sister's RP, we are using 66 (still counting!).

Three, also for me it isnt called: Script Version, it's called: RP Verison, because i always use that for RP, and it makes writing faster.

Four, ikr?! when i checked it had 670(!) views! also, i am not hesitating, i come to my dads everyother weekend and he has Wi-Fi, and i can't write FanFiction on my phone, and i love watching Anime -.- it takes up everything! i ALWAYS wanna finish watching them and read the Manga's! Also, my new lapto's screen broke -.- and we couldn't do much (it's my sister's also) but i am SUPER HAPPY my dad is a pro at computers and i am taking this Tech class in my school!

Five, am sorry they can't make you have one :/ my parents let me have one (they really didn't care), also am using my FaceBook account for this FanFiction account :3, and just because you reviewed your age i'll post mine (I RARELY DO THAT!) *DRAMATIC MUSIC* . . . . . i am . . . . . THIRTEEN! just turned it at October! can you guys believe me? idk... i just i write to well because i always read books and i am crazy for Rick Riordan's! and 39 Clues~~~...

Six, (last one :3) these aren't really MADE UP THESE IDEAS! me and my sister ACTUALLY USED AN APP! i know, weird huh? it REALLY DID put these nasty things in and we tried to avoid that as much as possible! (if we did avoid ALL it wouldn't be funny :P)...


WHEEW VERY LONG AUTHOR'S NOTE! I AM SORRY! now to the story~ i WILL TRY to put Third POV as MUCH as possible!

Disclamer: do not own PJO or HoO... wished i did though ._.

(People wanted Chapter 2 so...kill yourself.)

Me: LEVEL ONE!

Everyone: eh?

Me: let the games begin~~~~


(Author's POV)
"Oh gods why are we here?" Mr. D asked rubbing his temple like he was already getting a headache.

"how should we know?" Aphrodite asked.

"more importantly, how come?" Athena agreed on why are they exactly in my...basement.

"because!" i came out the shadows, "i am writing a FanFiction based on you guys playing Truth or Dare!-"

"is it like Annabeth's phone?" Percy asked, interrupting me.

I ignored him, "and why are you here? well... HOW ELSE CAN I BRING YOU!?" I smiled ear to ear.

"am leaving." Artemis said, while trying to POOF out, she frowned, "why can't i-?"

"oh because my dear awesome Moon Goddess, i am the Author for now and not Rick Riordan."

"who?" Aphrodite asked, not caring specially why perfecting her make-up.

"someone who wrote books about you gods and demigods."

"i shall destroy him before he makes a fool out of all of us!" Zeus slammed his fist on the table, therefore, breaking it.

i sighed. Great, have to save my money for that also, i thought.

I coughed, "well, you don't need him for that.-"

"why i oughta!"

i dodged his lighting strike barely, "BECAAAAAUSE! THERE ARE OTHER FANFIC WRITERS LIKE ME!" i dodged sword swings and arrows, "gah! please stop! you can only get out when you compete all three levels! it's not that hard!"

they stopped using their weapons.

i sighed in relief, "how can we trust you?" Piper asked.

"oh please Piper, i know ALL your powers, attacks, and GODLY PARENTS! er, and titan... heh..."

"how?" Travis and Conner asked.

" I READ THE PJO SERIES THREE TIMES AND THE LOST HERO AND THE SON OF NEPTUNE THREE TIMES ALSO! trying to finish The Mark of Athena for the second time, but sadly cannot because i am writing stories and trying to finish the Eighth Grade, because i don't wanna end up like my brother..." i whimpered.

"er... what and what?" they all asked at the same time, surprising and scaring themselves.

i sighed, "please just do this for me? i'll bring anything you want, er, something i can afford and apportite (A/N:can't spell Dx help!) for my age. so that means no wine for you Mr. D."

"damn."

"so can you?! please!? i swear on the River Styx i will not kill or keep you here forever! unless i like, have a crush on you like i do with Alex and anime boys."

"wait what?" Alex asked.

"fine." Zeus muttered, shocking everyone. (gotta love the keyboard xD!)

"yay!" then i poof out. "oh! and i will say whose turn it is from here! not that i "don't" trust you or anything, i just don't trust ya ;) "

"hey!" Lupa & Chiron yelled. (well curled lips for Lupa.)

"ROUND ONE! FIRST UP! IS LADY HERA!"

"Uh, what?"

"truth or dare?!"

"i guess, truth?"

"baby!" Mr. D exclaimed.

Hera scowled at him.

"okay!~" i said, "what super power do you wish you had?"

"what kind of question is that?!"

"the one on my phone.~"

"RUNAWAY!" Leo yelled with his hands up and started to run in circles.

Me: -_- *puts a wall in front of him*

"OW!" He yelled when he slammed into the brick wall.

"just shut up, your lucky your cute! Answer the question our Queen Hera~." i said her name sweetly.

"uh, the power to shapeshift?"

"GOOD ENOUGH! NEXT! IS LORD HADES!"

"what?"

"TRUTH OR DARE!"

"dare."

"whose the man!" Hermes raised his hand up for an high five.

i used my keyboard saying he got hit in the head with bird poop.

"what the f-?!"

"NO FOUL LANGUAGE! AM THIRTEEN! so Hades, imitate another player and have everyone guess who you are."

"ummmm... am a seaweed brain?"

"PERCY!" i yelled.

"what the-?! hey!" Percy yelled.

"i got it, right?"

"yes you did."

"BOOYEAH! okay next is, Luke!~~~~~"

"meh?" he opened his eye from sleeping on a couch.

"truth or dare?"

"i don't care." he closed his eyes.

"did we rhymed!? O: anyway, bark like a dog."

"bark bark."

I used my physic powers to tipped the couch over, "I SAID BARK LIKE A REAL DOG YOU LAZY BUTT!"

"ARF ARF! HAPPY?!"

"yeah, i just wanted to scream at you for being stupid :3"

"WHY?!"

I pouted, "because stupid, you stabbed yourself and not let Percy do!"

"-_-"

"yeah!" i rolled my head like a black girl (sorry that's racist, am 13, don't know many words yet :/), "i went there! anyway next is Hermes."

Hermes just looked at the mircophone dumbfoundly, "what?"

"okay dare for you, do the robot dance! :D"

"uh, okay?" he tried to do the robot dance.

"that's the Hokey Pokey -_-, BUT GOOD ENOUGH! next is dear Lupa!"

i will tear you apart.

"random! do you play any musical in...stru...ments..."

does it look like i do?

"yes it does, next is *gasp* TRAVIS!"

"dare"

"knew it, Sing a Britney Spears song."

Travis swayed his hips with a beat that came out of nowhere (OMG GONNA LOVE THIS XD!)

"Superstar, where you from, how's it going?
I know you, got a clue what you're doing
You can play brand new to all the other chicks out here
But I know what you are, what you are baby
Look at you, getting more than just a re-up
Baby you got all the puppets with their strings up
Fakin' like a good one, but I call 'em like I see 'em
I know what you are, what you are baby
Womanizer, woman, womanizer, you're a womanizer
Oh, womanizer, oh, you're a womanizer, baby
You, you, you are, you, you, you, are
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer
Boy, don't try to front, I
I know just
Just what you are-are-are
Boy, don't try to front, I
I know just
Just what you are-are-are
You, you got me going
You, you're oh-so-charming
You, but I can't do it
You, womanizer
Boy, don't try to front, I
I know just
Just what you are-are-are
Boy, don't try to front, I
I know just
Just what you are-are-are
You, you say I'm crazy
You, I got ya crazy
You, you're nothing but a womanizer
Daddy-o, you got the swagger of a champion
Too bad for you, you just can't find the right companion
I guess when you have one too many, makes it hard, it could be easy
Who you are, that's just who you are, baby
Lollipop, must mistake me, I'm no sucker
To think that I would be a victim of another
Say it, play it how you want it
But no way, I'm never gonna fall for you, never you baby
Womanizer, woman, womanizer, you're a womanizer
Oh, womanizer, oh, you're a womanizer, baby
You, you, you are, you, you, you, are
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer
Boy, don't try to front, I
I know just
Just what you are-are-are
Boy, don't try to front, I
I know just
Just what you are-are-are
You, you got me going
You, you're oh-so-charming
You, but I can't do it
Womanizer
Boy, don't try to front, I
I know just
Just what you are-are-are
Boy, don't try to front, I
I know just
Just what you are-are-are
You, you say I'm crazy
You, I got ya crazy
You, you're nothing but a womanizer
Maybe if we both lived in a different world
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer
It would be all good and maybe I could be your girl
But I can't cause we don't you
Womanizer, woman, womanizer, you're a womanizer
Oh, womanizer, oh, you're a womanizer, baby
You, you, you are, you, you, you, are
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer
Boy, don't try to front, I
I know just
Just what you are-are-are
Boy, don't try to front, I
I know just
Just what you are-are-are
You, you got me going
You, you're oh-so-charming
You, but I can't do it
You, womanizer
Boy, don't try to front, I
I know just
Just what you are-are-are
Boy, don't try to front, I
I know just
Just what you are-are-are
You, you say I'm crazy
You, I got ya crazy
You, you're nothing but a womanizer
Boy, don't try to front, I
I know just
Just what you are-are-are
Boy, don't try to front, I
I know just
Just what you are-are-are
Womanizer, woman, womanizer, you're a womanizer
Oh, womanizer, oh, you're a womanizer, baby"

he finished with everyone laughing their butts off from the way he danced to the song.

"WHOO!" i wiped a tear from cracking up so hard, "loved it! but keep dancing like that people may think your gay!"

"COME DOWN HERE AND SAY IT!"

"sorry can't, it's Athena's turn. and i love her for creating the books all around."

"your welcome, and truth."

"okay~ dang it pushed the dare button! but i'll just make one for you ;) it'll be easy~~"

"okay then"

"you still love Poseidon?"

"WTF?!"

"hey, i said it's easy xD" i joined the laughter with everybody (besides Poseidon and Athena, of course)

Athena turned red from embarrassment, "I DO NOT! I TOLERATE ANYMORE OF THIS BEHAVIOR! I WANT OUT ALREADY!"

"Daumn giiirrrl, it's just a simple question!"

"DO NOT "DAUMN GIRL" ME! MPPPRRFFF!"

"thank god i had put tape in there, i thought i need it for Aphrodite, not you."

"HEY!"

"okay, Jake your up."

"random."

"Name one talent most people know that you have."

"forging."

"everyone knows that!" Octavian crossed his arms.

"okay, Octavian, don't be a brat in this FanFic-"

"who calls me a brat?" he glanced at everyone who is just whistling like nothing (well, Leo is trying...).

"because i found this other FanFic of you paired with a chair and i'll be glad to post it on h-"

"NO NO! THAT'S FINE!" he motion he arms for me to stop talking anymore because of the laughter all around him.

"OHHHKAYYY, Poseidon's turn~"

"dare"

"got some men here today don't we?"

"eh"

"Sing the National Anthem."

"which country?"

"nevermind, Ares turn."

"ALRIGHT! GIMME A LEVEL THREE DARE!"

"sorry, that's for later :/, but Name everybody's last name."

"what? that's stupid!"

"just do please."

He muttered everyone's last name, but used Olympian twelve times."

"Jason's turn!~~"

"random."

"baby" i coughed, then smiled, "if you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?"

"Rome of course."

"really?! so does my sister ~~ :D, okay, Demeter's turn."

"random."

"sing a song and air guitar it "

she sang something with grain in it.

"wow, wish i didn't say that, now it's Nico's turn! YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!"

"dare"

"OOOOOOOOO... okay, BREAK DANCE!"

"okay." he did awesome break dance moves while people did a "boxbeat" and yelled, "GO GO GO GO! GO NICO!"

"awesome, now it's Clarisse's turn!"

"dare"

"THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR! okay, Have a staring contest with Ares. Loser must give a foot massage to winner for two minutes."

"..." they stared for a long time.

"while they do that, it's Aphrodite's turn."

"truth." she said sweetly.

"okay then, What is the stupidest thing you've ever done?"

"well! there was this one time i wen to the spa and they tried to make me take my make-up off and tried to put this hideous green color all over my face! and-"

"umm, Aphrodite?"

"yes?"

"they use that to make us humans prettier."

"oh...really?"

"uh yeah."

"could've said that sooner before i turned them to a bunch of doves."

"uhh, Lyea's turn!"

"DARE!"

"okay, Face Luper and finish this poem: Roses are Red, Violets are Blue..."

"*sighs and turns to Lupa* Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Hey Look There, I See You."

"awesome as always Lyea." Apollo clapped his hands, "just like your father" he winked.

"okay? Piper's turn!"

"dare."

"ooo! braver than Jason! i like it!"

Jason: -_-

"okay, Let's hear a nursery rhyme!"

she sings "My Little Teacup."

"excellent! excellont~! okay, now it's Artemis turn."

"truth."

"Ooooh, not in the mood?"

"yup."

"okay, what did you want to be when you were little?"

"not Apollo's twin sister that's what."

"HEY!"

"okay, now it's Reyna's! turn!"

"dare"

"would you rather be rich, happy, or famous?"

"rich, then i get the rest."

"nice. now Zwen!"

"dare."

"Group Dare! Find out who can jump the highest!"

they did as told.

"JASON! NO USING YOUR WIND POWERS!"

Jason: -_- *becomes annoyed while everyone laughs*

"now it's Frank's turn!"

"truth."

"you Chinese Canadian Baby."

"now your like Arion!"

"mwahahah, If someone made a movie about your life, who would you want to play you?"

"me"

"fair enough, Leo's turn now."

"WOOT! DARE!"

"Dance like a cowboy"

"YOO YEAH LAY HE WHOO!" he dances like a cowboy he saw on T.V. once.

"next is, Rachel."

"hi."

"WHERE SHE COME FROM?!" Nico asked.

"-_- she's been here, anyway, truth or dare?"

"dare."

"howl like a wolf"

"AHHHHWOOOOOOO!"

"much, MUCH better than Luke!"

"zZzZzZzZzZzZzZz"

"but not as good as Lupa."

thank you

"now it's Conner's turn."

"dare."

"name as many presidents as you can in thirty seconds (A/N: gonna be a challenage for me, wish me luck.)!"

"okay, umm... Washinton, Obabma, Lincoln, Bush, Roosavelt,-"

"TIMES UP! now it's *gasp* ANNABETH'S TURN!"

"dare me."

"Bark like puppy...why couldn't Percy get this?"

"i don't know but.. BARK BARK."

"good girl :3, it's Alex's turn~!"

"your gonna torture me aren't you?"

"hopefully, okay it's dare right?"

"i-"

"WHISTLE AS LOUDLY AS YOU CAN!"

"*whistles low because he doesn't care*"

"wow, never knew you sucked."

"why you little-!"

"Mr. D's TURN!"

"dare"

"skip around the room like a five year old girl for one minute."

"okay." he does.

"YOU BLINKED!" Ares yelled.

"no! you did!" Clarisse exclaimed.

"you did!"

"you!"

"you!"

"you!"

"just forget that dare! it is now, Chiron's turn."

"truth."

"if your life were a comedy movie, what would it be titled?"

"demigod lives or die."

"great. Katie's turn!"

"truth."

"...pass."

"it is now Hestia's turn!" i smiled.

"truth."

i pouted, "really? truth's now? anyway, What is the most exotic place you have ever been to."

"umm, Camp Half-Blood or Olympus."

"okay, ZEUS!"

"dare"

"woot, give us your biggest gasp and smiled :)"

"want me to kill you?"

"okay, you forfeited, -"

"what?!"

"Thalia's turn."

"dare"

"play rock paper scissors with Travis. winner tells loser to sing a pop song. NO GUNS ALLOWED!"

they both groaned loudly, but did as told.

"YEAH I WIN!" Travis yelled.

"to bad she's just singing tomorrow."

"damn."

"okay, Hephaestus' turn!"

"truth."

"where do you think you will be in five years from now?"

"this room"

"HA! wait, your serious? anyway! it is now Apollo's turn~"

"WOOT! DARE!"

"hop around like a bunny."

"Easter bunny coming threw!"

"Octavian's turn."

"random"

"sing a song in a foreign accent"

he sings in a British accent.

"bloody hell!" Percy complained in a Ron Weasly's voice, "hate to hear what you sound in English!"

"oh why you freaking prink!" he chased him around the room until Jason put his foot out for Octavian to fall faceplant.

"Persephone's turn!"

"truth."

"what is your biggest fear?"

"staying with Hades year round."

Hades: -_-

"Hazel's turn!"

"umm, truth?"

"would you rather be and Athlete, A Pop Singer, or a Model?"

"Athlete."

"good, PERCY'S TURN! EEE!"

he raised an eyebrow, "dare."

"Prank call a friend."

"their in here."

"oh, right... anyway that ends round ONE! boy am starved! what about you guys? you down for pizza?"

they all cheered.

"to bad were having donuts"

everyone: -_-

"till next time!"

"who your talking to?" Hera asked.

"readers"

"people really reads your stories?" Octavian crossed his arms.

"if they have you playing Truth or Dare, yeah. and i love the reviews they gave me! ee! love them!"

they all groan in disgust.

"oh! and before we go to bed, people who said, "Truths" can now leave~"

"WHAT?!"

Hera, Athena, Aphrodite, Artemis, Frank, Chiron, Katie, Hestia, Hephaestus, Persephone and Hazel disappeared.

"what the hell?!" Reyna yelled, "you said we leave after level three!"

"yeah but i don't want baby's, also, you can't do that next level because it changes, sooooo, lets see whose left shall we?"

Percy, Annabeth, Nico, Zwen, Travis, Alex, Conner, Lupa, Luke, Zeus, Thalia, Jason, Leo, Hades, Poseidon, Reyna, Octavian, Mr. D, Hermes, Apollo, Piper, Lyea, Jake, Clarisse, Demeter, Ares, and Rachel are left!

"who said that?" Demeter asked.

"my sister using the low mic. GET OFF SKYPE AM NOT ON!"

"sorry!" we heard a distant yell responded.

"okay, see whoever will read CHAPTER 3!"

"wait, you made a chapter of us before?" Zeus asked.

"well, of the demigods... minus a couple."

"why we outta!"

i threw donuts at them.


A/N: DANNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG THIS TOOK LIKE A LONG TIME! anyway, hoped you liked it, idk how many words on this yet wait up...

...

MOTHER OF APHRODITE 3,774?!

idk if i should say: am so proud!

or: I HAVE NO LIFE DX!

but bye till next time

but, anyone knows a popsong for Thalia can use?