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The start of Sassygay...
"Okay guys, today we are going to focus on your basic training."
"But Sensei…" The three genin whined.
"No buts," Ken'ishi said, glaring down at the three students in front of him. "Your taijutsu has been lacking lately." He turned and let his amber eyes come to rest on the shortest of the three. "Especially yours, Rin." The short, brown haired girl sighed and mumbled something incoherent under her breath. "All three of you have been relying too heavily on your ninjutsu and your genjutsu and, one day, that is going to get you killed."
"Any questions?" When no one said anything, Ken'ishi nodded, his short blond hair flapping against his forehead. "Good, now lets go."
Arriving at the training field, team 12 spotted team 7 training in the distance.
"Is that Kakashi's team?" Naoki asked, bringing his large right hand up to his forehead.
"Kakashi?" Sensei Ken'ishi whispered before disappearing in a cloud of smoke.
"I hate it when he does that." Kumato said, gesturing to the large cloud.
"Well let's go over there, it looks like he's there." Rin said pointing to team 7.
"Who made you boss?" Naoki challenged, glaring at the long brown haired girl.
"Stay here if you want idiot, no one is making you come." Then with that, Rin grabbed Kumato's hand and the two best friends ran towards team 7.
Few minutes later…
"Why did we run all the way over here? Why couldn't we have just, oh I don't know, poofed over here!" Kumato exclaimed, flapping her arms up and over her head.
Patting Kumato on the cheek, Rin smiled and said, "because you need the cardio." Then proceeded to give Kumato's cheek one last pat before turning and walking over to where Ken'ishi and Kakashi sensei were.
Getting closer, she noticed a book in Kakashi's hand and Ken'ishi seemed to be gesturing at something in the book. Squinting harder, she began to slowly read out the title.
"Make…out...paradise…" Rin's eyebrows scrunched. "Make-out Paradise? Who would read that?"
"We're still trying to figure that out ourselves." Came a voice from right behind her. In one fluid movement, Rin turned and punched the person behind her. Striking home, her fist connected with the person's cheek, sending the person flying.
"Naruto!" A female voice cried just as Kumato yelled her name.
"What?" She asked Kumato, who just shook her head, her short brown hair whipping against her forehead as she grabbed Rin's arm and dragged her over to the boy she just punched.
Walking closer, Rin first noticed his bright orange jumpsuit, then his spiky blond hair. She stopped at the boy's arm and leaned over, narrowing her eyes at his face; completely ignoring the pink haired female glaring at her.
"Dude," Rin said, nudging his arms with her foot. "Get up, I didn't punch you that hard." The boy in question opened his right eye. His blue eyes clashing with her icy-blue ones.
Then he moved.
Rin never saw it coming and soon enough, she was laying on the ground and Naruto was standing over her; a victorious smile plastered on his face.
Kumato snickered at her and before Rin could deliver a come back, Naoki showed up; mocking her.
"Good to know that you finally found your place Rin. On the ground laying under others." Naoki then proceeded to laugh at his own joke.
Rin glared and made a move to get up but then a hand was in front of her face. She made eye contact with Naruto as he held out his hand for her. Taking his hand, she smiled and said thank you before dusting herself off.
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki," Naruto exclaimed pointing to himself. "And over there is Sakura Haruno." He pointed to the pinked haired female standing beside a handsome black haired, black eyed hunk. "And beside Sakura is Sasuke Uchiha, my number one rival." Sasuke nodded his head in her direction in greeting as Kumato came up beside her.
"Now that is one beautiful human being." She whispered. Rin hummed in agreement.
"I'm Rin Akumu," Rin said.
"My name is Kumato Itaide, it's nice to meet you." Kumato waved and gave a friendly smile.
"And I'm-"
Cutting Naoki off, Rin said, "and that's Naoki Kanji, the idiot." Ignoring Naoki's death glare, Rin smiled as Naruto laughed.
Naoki stalked up to Rin, using his size to loom over her. "You want to go Rin?" He spat.
"Now let's not be rude, I bet our new friends want to fight." Turning to Naruto, she gave him a smile. "Right Naruto?"
"Yeah! Let's do it!" Naruto smiled and stretched as everyone backed up.
"Alright," Naoki tilted his head, cracked his neck. "I'll use you as a warm up."
Naruto bared his teeth in a smile. "Bring it."
The two knuckle-heads began circling each other, waiting for the other to make the first move.
"Come on!" Rin yelled. "Are you too chicken or something? What are you waiting for?!"
"Alright!" Naruto yelled. "Let's go! Shadow clone jutsu!"
"Ha, you think that will work on me?" Noaki clenched his fists and concentrated. Soon after, his hands were blue with chakra.
"What?" All three Naruto mumbled.
"You like?" Noaki grinned, boosting his ego more. "I chakra charge my fists and pumple people to death."
"It's more like they pumple you." Rin muttered.
"Shut it!" Noaki roared. Turning to Naruto, he smirked and said, "ready to lose?"
"I think that's my line." Confusion swept onto Noaki's face, but it didn't last long as a clone jumped onto his back.
"Hey! What the…" Noaki turned and tried to throw the clone off, but it was too late. The three Naruto clones charged and tackled Naoki, throwing him off balance and making his head knock into a tree, knocking him out cold.
Naruto and his clones stood victorious over Naoki's unconscious body; smiling proudly. "That was easy."
"That was great Naruto!" Rin smiled and stepping in the ring. "But I would like to redeem myself, ready for a really challenge? " Rin challenged.
Naruto smiled at her and gave her the thumbs up. "You got it!"
Rin closed her eyes and concentrated as Naruto charged. "The same attack won't help you now." Rin smiled as she started her genjutsu. Naruto yelped as he stopped running and flailed around, looking like a fish out of water. The two out of the three bystanders stood confused as Kumato smirked.
"What is going on? Why isn't Naruto attacking."
"It's a genjutsu." Sasuke said, his sharingan piercing through the illusion. "To everyone else, it looks like nothing is happening, but in reality, it is."
"What's happening to Naruto?" Sakura asked, bring her hands up to her mouth in fear.
"It's called Black Dream." Kumato explained.
"Black dream?" Sakura muttered.
"Yup, it's when the victim, in this case Naruto, thinks their falling in an endless black pit. In the end, if the victim can't break the genjutsu, they get knocked out from the stress it puts on the body."
"Come on Naruto! You can beat this!" Sakura cheered, making Kumato sigh.
"It's no use, there have only been a handful of people who have gotten out-" Just then, Naruto stopped flailing around. As he straightened out, she could hear Rin curse under her breath.
"How did he…?"
"Everyone always underestimates Naruto," Sakura smiled, "which always ends up with Naruto winning." Sasuke grunted as he closely watched the invisible battle.
Sakura continued, "Rin will never be able to beat Naruto, he-"
Sasuke's eyes narrowed as he cut Sakura off. "Why can't he just?..." His red eyes widened in surprise.
"What?" Sakura asked, "what is it? What's going on?"
"It's a Demonic Illusion."
"So that's her plan," Kumato thought as a smiled stretched across her face. "Smart."
"Demonic Illusion... Is that…"
Sasuke nodded. "An illusion inside of an illusion. Naruto doesn't have a chance."
Just then, Rin moved. Shooting her hand forward, she yelled, "Shadow Dance Black Nightmare!"
Kumato's smile widened, "oh, she's trying her new one."
"What is it?" Sakura asked.
Kumato launched into her explanation, "it's a mix between genjutsu and ninjutsu. Rin casted her genjutsu, making everything around Naruto black, prohibiting him from seeing, then, she uses ninjutsu and creates shadows in the shape of nightmares."
"Nightmares? Why that?" Sakura asked.
"It's kind of her thing." Kumato shrugged. "So whatever you envision nightmares to look like, that is what you'll see."
Sakura opened her mouth to answer when Sasuke said, "Naruto's done for." Just then, Naruto collapsed.
Rin released her genjutsu and smiled at a knocked out Naruto.
"It works!" Kumato exclaimed, drawing Rin's attention to her.
"Yeah it did!" Rin smiled and laughed in joy with Kumato as Naruto began to wake up.
Done with laughing, Rin walked over and gave Naruto her hand, smiling down at him.
"You put up one hell of a fight."
Naruto grinned at her as he grabbed her hand. "Whatever you used, there was nothing I could do to stop it."
Helping Naruto stand, Rin said, "that's the point."
"I'll beat it one day."
Wrapping his arm around her shoulders she smiled at him. "I can't wait for the day you do."
She looked over at a now conscious Noaki and smirked. Noaki grumbled and lowered his honey brown eyes to his feet.
She brought Naruto over to Sakura and Sasuke, who were both looking at her wide-eyed.
"You never even touched him and yet..." Sakura mumbled as she unwrapped Naruto's arm from her shoulders. After making sure that Naruto could stand on his own, she turned to Sakura and winked.
"It's my secret weapon."
"Naoki, Rin, Kumato! Come on, we're leaving." Ken'ishi sensei yelled from his spot next to Kakashi.
Rin smiled and slowly started to back away. "It seems like I won't be able to use it on you two. Goodbye Sakura, Sassygay." Then Rin grabbed a giggling Kumato and ran towards their sensei.
Sasuke, looking perplexed, turned to his team-mates and said. "Did she just call me Sassygay?"
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