A/N Alright here is the second chapter. For the time being I still have some time off from school so expect maybe a couple more chapters, longer ones at that, at this rate before they slow down a little bit.

Shout out to those that left me a review, and also to the user who left one as a guest for bringing up the pairing of Yukari and Konohamaru which I honestly didn't think of. Maybe I can get it to work. We'll see what happens.

Also in regards to the title. While maybe generally Yokai would have worked better instead of monster, there's a reason why I put what I did. You guys will find out later on in the story.

Other than that let me know of any other pairing ideas you wonderful people have with any of the cast except for Naruto and Mizore of course.

"Regular Talking"
'Regular Thinking'
"Demon/Monster Talking"
'Demon/Monster Thinking'

Disclaimer: Nope I own nothing

"Please don't see me, please don't see me, please don't see-"

"Naruto-san! Looks like were in the same class." Letting his head hit the desk he grumbled before facing the headaches currently taking the seats by him.

"Hey Limpy, bought time you and your girlfriend got here." The effect of his words were comical to say the least with one sputtering denials and the other burning bright red.

Before they knew it the teacher was dismissing them for the day to get acquainted with the grounds. Silently he opened the window and rolled out in order to avoid the throngs of other students currently milling about. Landing in a bush that was directly under the window he stood up, quickly dusted himself and walked off.

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Back in the classroom Moka excitedly pounced on Tsukune and started to drag him out of the room when she remembered the other boy that she briefly met. Turning to him to actually introduce herself properly she stopped to see the empty desk.

"Where did he go?" Tsukune saw the opened window.

"Did he go out the window? Maybe he slipped out when we weren't paying attention."

"Well let's go find him then!" Tsukune found his arm trapped in a vice grip as his new friend dragged him out of the room.

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"What. The. Fuck. Is there some sort of axe murderer waiting for me in her or something?" Looking at the dorms Naruto couldn't believe it. "Who the fuck thought of this shit?" Shaking his head he walked into the boy's dorm and got his room number and keys from the front desk.

"Alright let's see here. Room 304 huh. A short trip up a couple flights of stairs led our blonde star to stand in front of a nondescript door. Unlocking it he pushed it open and expected the inside to look exactly like the outside.

"Well this is a surprise, maybe I judged these fuckers too soon." The room was roughly the same size as his old apartment and came with a bed, nightstand, desk and dresser. Moving to the bed he took of the green blazer and rolled up his sleeves showing several storage seals on his arms. Pushing chakra into one his bag popped out and Naruto dumped the contents onto the mattress.

Pushing the clothes and sealing supplies off to one side he gathered all of the scrolls into one pile before resealing them back into his arm. No point in leaving something like that laying around. Leaving the clothes where he was he grabbed the ink and brushes and started looking around.

"Alright time to baby proof this bitch!"

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"Tsukune-kun!" Moka was horrified to see her friend suddenly picked up and slammed into a vending machine by some random guy with piercings. "Let him go!"

"Oh and why should I princess? I mean what do you even see in this wimpy guy? You should be with a REAL man like me!" Moka tried to pull his arm away from Tsukune failing in the process. If anything the guy pushed Tsukune even farther into the machine getting a loud groan from the boy.

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Some of the other students had caught what was going on and started to form a circle around the group hoping for a fight and to just plain ogle at the pink haired hottie.

"Hey isn't that Komiya Saizou? I heard he was forced to come here."

"Yea, turns out he was causing way too many problems in the human world so they sent him here."

"Really what did he do that was that bad?"

"Apparently he has a taste for human girls. In more ways than on- Hey!" Whatever he was going to say was cut off by a glare that seemed to pierce his soul before turning around and resuming his march towards the trio by the vending machine. "Who was that?"

"No idea but he looks pissed. This ought to be good." The crowd went back to watching the scene before them.

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"I'm gonna give your little friend here a chance to live. All you have to do princess is have a little fun with me." This was punctuated with a leer that had Moka reeling in disgust. "Well baby? What do you say?"

Shuffling back a little she looked around first to the ground and then to Tsukune's face that was contorted in pain. Seeing her first friend like that was killing her.

'I…I…don't…what do I do?!' She felt something touch her foot and she looked down. Seeing a can that had fallen from the now broken machine she made a choice.

Quickly scooping it up while the bully was looking back at Tsukune and on the verge it seemed of pummeling him, she reared back her hand and slammed it across his face with all her might. A yelp of surprise filled the air as Saizou dropped his prey in surprise of the action. The crowd that was around them seemed to gasp in surprise and excitement. Grabbing Tsukune, Moka pulled him to her and backed away from the guy tormenting him. She jumped when she heard him growl.

"That wasn't very smart princess. I was going to kill you when I was done with ya but now it looks like I'm going to have to teach you to be a good little bitch!" Moka clutched Tsukune to her chest while Saizou lunged at them, closing her eyes in the process. Expecting extreme pain she was surprised when she heard something impact the already brutalized vending machine. Opening her eyes she saw Saizou currently buried head first into the machine and a blonde haired guy standing in front of her with one foot still raised.

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Satisfied with the seals now covering his room Naruto decided to actually get out and about to see the rest of the school. He was sort of tempted to just spam a whole mess of clones and just kick back but figured that wouldn't go over to well with the student body.

Dragging his feet he slowly meandered around until he saw a couple people rush by and join a growing crowd of people. Curious, he walked over. Standing on a nearby bench so he could actually see what was going on, Naruto immediately face palmed when he saw the idiot from class crushing Tsukune into the remains of a vending machine.

"Mother Fucker, Why is the weakest fucking kid in the whole fucking world trying to fight that jackass?" Scowling he started towards the crowd and started pushing in noting the light conversation around him about the guy who was slowly turning Tsukune into past.

'Well at least I get to put this fucker in his place.' He continued to shove people out of his way, glaring at the few who actually tried to start something with him which seemed to stop them in their tracks. Finally getting through all of the people he saw the pink girl, Moka or whatever her name was, smash a drink into Saizou's face. Stopping for a moment Naruto whistled.

"Well I'll be damned. Didn't think pinky number two had it in her." He snapped out of his daze and saw Saizou to lunge. Quickly jumping in front of the two he reared his leg back and smashed it into his opponents face launching him into what remained of the vending machine head first. Dropping his leg he turned to the crowd.

"Alright fuckers this is for everyone," pointing to Tsukune and Moka, "You see these two? They happen to be friends," Fuck that was so hard to say, "of mine. Leave them the fuck alone or you'll end up like that fucker who's currently servicing the vending machine with his tongue." With that Naruto spun on his heel, grabbed Moka and Tsukune by the back of their jackets and started dragging them away ignoring their feeble attempts to get him to stop.

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Once they were in a sufficiently wooded area Naruto tossed the two at a tree with a a couple shuriken trailing wire behind them.

"Gah, look I-Hey what the hell!" Tsukune started freaking out about being tied to a tree while Moka just gave him the dreaded puppy eyes look. Running a hand down his face he silenced the two with a glare.

"Quit your bitchin Limpy! Look were are going to have a nice civilized conversation or I leave you two here overnight got it?" The two stopped and nodded furiously. "Good! Now who wants to tell me why you two decided to attack a guy that could easily rip you both in half with his tongue?" Shivering slightly at the mental image now in her head Moka was the one to explain what happened.

"W-we tried to find you after class was over but we couldn't so we started to explore the grounds when Saizou-san attacked Tsukune-kun." Naruto deadpanned.

"That's it? That's all that happened?" Seeing them nod Naruto sighed and massaged his temples. "I can already tell you two are going to drive me insane. You know what? Fuck it, you two can stay here for a bit." With a wave he started walking away ignoring their protests. He didn't get very far before an ominous metal clink sounded and then a pressure landed on him.

Turning slightly to see what was going on his face met the business end of a fist that sent him rocketing into a tree. Feeling his skull fix itself from whatever damaged sustained Naruto pried himself free from the wood he was currently indented in. Looking back he was met with the sight of a silver haired woman with piercing red eyes glowering at him. Past her he saw the remains of the wire trap and a shaken Tsukune holding what looked like a cross in his hands.

Shaking the cobwebs out Naruto stood up and returned the strangers glare.

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Tsukune was practically shitting himself in fear. Once second he was tied to a tree alongside Moka with some sort of wire and then in a bid to get free he someone managed to snap off the rosary from around Moka's neck. Of course he was stupefied at the actual transformation trying to figure out what was going on until he remembered what she told him earlier.

'The rosary keeps my power suppressed. If it was removed then I would become an evil scary vampire!" Of course he thought she was just messing.

Until now.

This new silver haired Moka easily broke the bindings trapping them and then socked their blonde haired acquaintance into a tree.

"D-did yo-you…"Taking a breath he tried again, "Did you k-kill him?" All thoughts of the blondes health was immediately forgotten and replaced by a need to protect himself when she turned her sights on him and scoffed.

"One can only hope that fool is dead." She was going to say something else when she saw the panic stricken boy look past here with a surprised expression on his face. Turning back she saw her foe pick himself up and then glare right at her. "So you're still alive huh? Guess I'll have to change that."

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'Seeing as how pinkies gone and the fact that this chick is wearing Moka's choker thingy that usually has a cross on it, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that this is Moka…Somehow' Tilting his head in confusion he pondered the situation a bit more.

'So what is this, a fucking genjustu or something? Does she have some sort of stunt double just waiting behind the- OI!? Where'd she go?' Blinking, he quickly glanced around and took stock of his surroundings, somewhat frustrated that he let himself get distracted in a fight. He tensed for a moment feeling a change in the air around him.

"KNOW YOUR PLACE!" The shout came from above him and he quickly brought his forearm up to block an axe kick aimed at crushing his skull into jelly. With her momentum stopped he shifted the arm used to block until he was able to grab her leg and throw her at one of the random tombstones filling the grounds.

"Someone's full of themselves." He muttered before grinning darkly, a maniacal gleam in his eyes. "Come then. Show me what you've got." He rotated his head to left as a punch sailed by barely grazing his cheek. Immediately he responded with several punches to his opponent's ribcage in quick succession before tossing her away into another tombstone.

Instead of plowing through it like he wanted she instead righted herself in midair and used it as a springboard to launch herself back at him. Seeing her quick return Naruto just ducked and allowed Moka to go sailing over him wear she crashed into the only spectator to their bout.

Not even bothering with the now unconscious male she leapt back at the blonde who was grinning like al loon. Once more he dodged but she kept right on it throwing blow after blow.

"I must-" Another kick "admit. I did not expect-" Cut off when she felt his hand gripping her wrist before a knee rocketed into her gut followed up by a heavy haymaker to her face forcing her back against the tree that was at the very start of this ordeal. She bit back a growl and was about to charge when she noticed Naruto's skin color beginning to darken and that he was holding a rather deadly serrated hand scythe in his left hand.

She watched him take a couple steps before the gleam in his eyes disappeared, almost like waking up from a trance.

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The first thing he noticed was that he was shaking and sweat just seemed to fall from everywhere. Seeing the deadly weapon in his hand he quickly resealed it and shook his head to clear his thoughts.

'Fuck that was close. Anymore and I would have lost myself.' His attention went to the silver haired woman across from him.

"This fight is over."

Seeing a flash of confusion on her face he simply turned around and started to walk away to find a quiet spot to relax. That is until something came barreling through the bushes and tried to take his head off.

"UZUMAKI! I will destroy you!" Groaning in annoyance Naruto pinched the bridge of his nose before looking back at the…thing…in front of him.

"Saizou!? The fuck are you supposed to be? You know what, no. I'm not dealing with this shit right now. OI Red eyes! Get over here and fuck this guy up already."

"Who do you think you are to order me around!?" And there was that air of superiority, that haughtiness that just drove him bat shit crazy.

'Mustnotkillmustnotkillmustnotkill…'

"However this fool did attempt to violate my other self…" In minor surprise Naruto watched as the silver haired Moka turned her attention to the newcomer. "So big boy, you want this body? Then come and get it."

Watching the proceedings Naruto Shunshined over to where the still unconscious wimp of the group was lying. With his foot he nudged the boy back a little so he wouldn't get caught up with what was going on.

"Know your place!" He turned back just in time to witness Saizou take a death kick from the vampire that sent him flying out of area.

"And on that note, I'm outta here." Naruto turned to leave only to run face to face with the silver haired girl. "Something I can help you with?"

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She wasn't really sure how to regard the individual in front of her. He was the very definition of crude and he attempted to leave her other self tied to a tree for the night, which irked her fiercly. But at the same time she could sense something, something just beneath the surface that made her wary.

"You're not afraid of me are you Blondie?" Shrugging he responded.

"What's to be afraid of? Just because your tits and ass grew and your hair and eyes changed color doesn't make you scary." His response received a scowl and a growl.

"You are a rather simple creature aren't you? I suggest you watch your tone when you speak to me."

"Oh, and why should I give two flying shits?" a dead pan.

'Is he serious?' "I am a Vampire fool! It is for that reason alone you should be bowing to me!" Once again she was met with a slightly curious expression.

"Vamp- what now?" That expression of confusion had her eyebrows shooting past her hairline for a moment.

'How in the-' "Are you serious?" Receiving a nod she continued. "You know, creature of the night, drinks blood, a Vampire!? Seriously how could you not know?"

"Meh, your type don't really exist where I'm from. Except for the fairy tales and nuts who think they are. Anyways I'm gonna go now. You have fun with the whole vampire shtick you got going on." Shuffling past her he stopped and added something as it popped into his head. "Oh and make sure Limpy over there doesn't get eaten. Not a good way to go…" With that he trailed off and repressed a shiver. 'Fucking Orochimaru…Fucking snakes…'

Watching the strange man walk away Moka couldn't help but quirk an eyebrow. This definitely warranted a more thorough look into. After all no one had ever just so casually dismissed her like that before.

Or get up after she caved their skull in.

When she noticed Naruto was out of sight she turned back to the brown haired boy on the ground. He was weak. Incredibly so. But then again he was almost human. While she would have loved to just drain his blood and be on her merry way, she knew that it would make her other self sad so snatching a limb she proceeded to drag the boy towards the dorms.

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Death.

It was overpowering everything. His sight, smell. He could even taste it in the air. Everywhere he turned the fallen laid.

Everywhere he turned more dead comrades. He felt numb seeing the mindless destruction raging. After all when your dream is peace, to see war is a terrible sight.

He was shaken from his thoughts when a hand clamped down on him, prompting him to draw a kunai. His actions halted when he saw the gravity defying silver hair and the mismatch eyes of his sensei.

"Kakashi-sensei…" There wasn't more that he could really say. Luckily, or unlucky depending on viewpoint, his sensei understood what he was going through considering he had been in war before.

"I know Naruto but there's nothing we can do except to keep moving. Come on, Tsunade-sama wants us." Nodding he followed his sensei across the battlefield. It was a dismal experience when he saw that the dead covered more ground then he originally thought. Sensing his thoughts taking a darker turn then what was needed right now he shook his head and focused on making sure he wasn't accidently stepping on anyone. He heard a muffled voice and looked over at Kakashi trying to make out what he was saying.

Seeing that his once pupil couldn't hear him Kakashi turned slightly to yell back again.

"Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy-"

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Shooting up and over the side of his bed he slammed head first into the nightstand. Clutching at his head swearing profusely, he managed to pick himself up and looking at the object that was on the stand with contempt.

'Why the fuck didn't I kill this thing beforehand? Seriously after all of the fucking horrors ive had because of these damn alarm clocks...' Picking up the device he ripped it from the wall. Wincing when the obnoxious voice was still playing he walked over to the window and opened it. Hefting it in one hand he pitched the infernal device as far as he could while going through hand seals.

"Katon: Gōenkyū!" A ball of fire launched from his mouth trailing the clock. Casually closing his window he picked up a few items to go do his morning ritual. As he closed the door to his room a massive explosion rocked the building, shattering windows and causing the structures frame to groan at the force. He knew his own room would be fine because of all of the seals that were protecting it so he just whispered a jaunty tune as he made his way to the communal showers.

Smirking at the screams of panic that echoed.

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The smirk was still on his face as he walked down the path towards the school, his book bag sealed into his arm. While it probably wasn't such a good idea to showcase any of his abilities learned from his time as a shinobi, he figured that it might make some of the creeps away.

Of course he forgot about the possibility of stalker chicks that would hound him if he managed to gain their eye.

But I digress.

"Naruto-san!" And like that his smirk fell and he managed a groan. "Wait up!" He stopped just in time to see Tsukune run up to him.

"So Limpy, What can I do for you on this horrid morning?" Tsukune sweat dropped.

"Ah, well besides Moka-chan, you're the only person I know so…" Naruto sighed and pitched the bridge of his nose.

"What you really mean is that I'm basically your shield from the rest of the creeps in this place while you play around with pinky right? Speaking of which, where is the bubblegum princess?"

"Tsukune-kun!"

"Well speak of the devil and he cometh…" Naruto looked over Tsukune's shoulder to see Moka running up to them.

"There you are Tsukune-kun!" She jumped and latched on to the boy's neck much to his dismay.

"Waa! You did it again!" Naruto watched in mild amusement as Tsukune flailed his arms while Moka drank from his neck with a content look on her face. After a few moments Tsukune managed to get free and sprinted away from the bloodsucker.

Wait Tsukune-kun! Where are you going?" It was at this point she realized that she wasn't alone and bowed lightly to him. "Gomenasai! We've never been properly introduced. My name is Akashiya Moka!" Naruto waved off her polite gesture.

"Figured as much from class yesterday. Uzumaki Naruto." An idea crept into his brain. "Hey, you want to know why Limpy freaks out like that?" Moka cocked her head to the side at the name.

"Limpy?"

"Yea Tsukune, It's his name until he grows a pair."

"That's not really nice Naruto-san." He shrugged.

"Don't really care pinky. Now do you want to know why or not?" Seeing her nod furiously he had to hold back a chuckle. "Well you see, it's like this. You're not doing it right." Seeing the expression morph onto her face he leaned in closer.

"See what you need to do is…"

Watching Moka skip down the path after Tsukune Naruto couldn't help but laugh and follow behind her at a sedate pace.

'Don't say I never did anything for you Limpy.'

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Tsukune didn't know whether he should be taking advantage of the situation or to piss himself in fright. From out of nowhere Moka had jumped him from the front, wrapped her arms and legs around him and buried her face back into his neck. From his limited contact with the other sex, he couldn't help but let his thoughts wander onto the exact position they were in and what it usually meant.

Along with the death glares he was gaining from the male population around him. Said glares increased when Moka, in a fit of contentment, started to moan and lightly gyrate against him. He started to outwardly panic as he heard snippets of conversation from the crowd

"I don't get it! How could she go for that wimp?"

"Hell if I know but its bullshit!"

"Maybe if we scare him off she'll go for one of us?"

"Screw teaching him a lesson, let's KILL the bastard!"

All of the blood drained from his face when he heard a resounding cry of agreement. Moka didn't seem to notice, being too busy with her current task.

"Well I'll be damned. Maybe you really do have something down there after all." Naruto's words pierced through the horror and Tsukune tried to find him.

"This is your fault isn't it!?" A laugh followed the accusation.

"Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. Either way you should be thanking your lucky starts for having someone hanging off you like that." Tsukune finally picked him up out of the crowd and tried to walk over to him carrying the still feeding girl.

'How much blood can she possible take?" Seeing the crowd looking like they were about to turn hostile he pleaded with his friend. "Any chance you could, I don't know, Help me out here? Everyone looks like they're about to kill me!"

"Probably because they are Limpy. You do have-" Naruto was interrupted by someone in the crowd.

"HA, Limpy. Certainly fits you wimpy looking bas-" He was then cut off by a kunai slamming into the side of his face.

"Interrupt me again Reggie! See what happens!" Seeing the blonde now sporting multiple knives in his hands the crowd backed away from the temperamental guy. "Now, before more shit happens than I care to deal with," He grabbed the back of Tsukune's blazer, "Let's go before I have to bail you out of anything else."

A/N I'm going to be using the Japanese names for techniques just because it sounds better. I'll be putting the translations and a brief description at the bottom of every chapter. Also the next chapter may be out sooner than expected so keep your eyeballs peeled people.

Katon: Gōenkyū : Fire Release: Great Blaze Ball
Meteor-sized sphere of fire that carries the enemy away and causes a massive explosion on impact. Upgraded version of Katon: Gōkakyū no Jutsu (Fire Release: Great Fireball Technique).