A/N Fuck…so yea…I thought that I had uploaded this chapter on the Sunday after I made that post…apparently it didn't go through or I miss clicked and am now just finding out that it was posted…
Well not much I can do now but shut the fuck up and crank out some more chapters as an apology. This ones a little short but I promis the next one will be longer.
If you would be so kind as to review with praise, criticism or even downright flames, that would be appreciated.
Also who else is pissed the fuck off with how Naruto ended?
Disclaimer: I own nothing…
'What is this…this power!?' Inner Moka stood transfixed as the boy she knew to be a human systematically destroyed the lizard man. That in itself wasn't the surprising part because to her any one above the age of six should be able to beat one of those.
No rather it was the fact that he did it looking like a skeleton with red glowing eyes and he was wielding some, admitting, deadly looking blades. Her brain caught up with her.
'Red eyes…and body paint...what the hell is going on? Does this have to do with the Yokai I felt in his blood?' She narrowed her eyes as she saw Naruto rip off one of the lizard's arms. 'No, this power isn't what I tasted. That power was…darker, unrestrained…chaotic. This is but a drop in the bucket compared to that.'
"Had enough yet!?" The shout ripped her from her thoughts in time to see Naruto lick some blood off of one of his weapons.
'The hell?' The more she watched the more questions whirled in her mind. This was not the power of a human. So why could he wield it?
And then he stabbed himself in the stomach.
"What the!? Have you lost your mind Uzumaki?" She was tempted to run over there and clock him for being such a trigger happy fool but the glare she received from him stopped her in her tracks. She would never admit it but there was a small amount of fear welling insider her from the look…and an even smaller amount of lust. After all power was attractive.
She watched in morbid fascination as the wound he had inflicted on himself suddenly appeared on his opponent. Her fascination only increased as blood spurted from the injury and thoroughly coated everything in range to include Naruto.
The small amount of fear was immediately replaced by the ever growing pit of warmth in her stomach. The fact that Naruto was shirtless and coated with blood was definitely doing a number on her. She tried to turn her head away, to close her eyes, to anything really so long as she was able to get her body back under control.
She did not want to give Uzumaki the satisfaction of her body simply because she lost to her instincts.
Unfortunately every time she tried, something happened to pull her right back to it. The way the lizard screamed in pain and rolled around clutching various parts of his body, or perhaps it was the mass amount of the blonde's blood that was now flowing onto the forest floor.
Her skin was tingling as every nerve lit up in anticipation. She was going to lose herself at this rate.
"YEEEAAAARRRRGGGG!" She shivered in delight at the scream. Oh god she was going to lose it bad if this went on for much longer. A thought flickered.
Maybe it wouldn't be too bad of a thing if Uzumaki Naruto was the prize. If what she sensed in his blood was any indication then he was certainly a most powerful individual. The only turn off at the moment was how crass he was although that could possibly be to some previous trauma. She herself was in a…similar circumstance.
A sickening squelch echoed in the clearing and then a thud as a headless corpse hit the ground. It seemed in her thoughts she had missed the killing blow.
Naruto, she noticed, had lost whatever form he had before and returned back to his usual self with the exception of flakes of red in his eyes and that he was still covered head to toe in blood.
The sight finally got to her and she jumped at him.
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"You ready to die you pansy ass fucker?" It was whispered but by the look on his victims face it's effects were still felt. He relished in the thought that this bastard was damn near pissing himself at what was going to happen.
"P-ple-eas…do-" The lizard's attempts at groveling were silenced when a hand latched onto his head and squeezed. He felt his skull breaking and blood pouring from every orifice.
"You fucking coward…" More pressure was extruded onto his head and within moments, he knew no more.
Naruto released his Jashin form and stared at the body with a cold fury. He wanted the fool to suffer so much more. A pity there was an audience or he could have had so much fun. Especially if he had used-
He slammed a kama into the side of his head.
'Fuck…at this rate Ill…damnit all to hell if I didn't need this fucking curse…' He trailed off. Nothing could be done at the moment but do as he had always done.
Endure.
He wiped some blood from his face and turned to retrieve his belongings from where they hung. He barely managed a step before a body slammed into him and knocked him to the ground.
"What the fuck?" He saw silver hair. "Red!? The fuck do you thi…nk…" His voice died as a tongue ran along his neck. A shiver ran down his spine as the sensation stirred some long dormant feelings.
'Holy shit…'
'The fuck are you blabbering about no…w…YES! The dumb ass blonde is finally getting some action. Come on Naruto! Show this bloodsucker who the alpha is!'
'No-t…a go-od time…fox…' He nearly gasped when he felt Moka grind her pelvis into his. He really did gasp when her tongue ran over his earlobe. "O-oi…red…you might wann-" A sharp pinch from his ear stopped him.
"Might want to what, U~zu~ma~ki?" She was hovering over his face now just centimeters away. There was no chance to respond as she crashed her lips to his.
'SCREW THIS MUSHY SHIT! BE A FUCKING MAN ALREADY AND DO HER!' Naruto felt like somebody just jabbed him with a shot full of epinephrine as Kurama flooded his system with his Yokai. The small bit of reason that he had was quickly trampled on by the great beast and thrown somewhere into the back of his mind.
With a surge of energy Naruto shot to his feet with the vampire to clutching to him, lips still locked. He forcibly backed her into the nearest tree causing her to release his mouth with a small cry. He took this opportunity to attack her throat causing her breath to hitch.
His hands where not idle as they grabbed whatever they could get a hold of. The first casualty where a set of panties as they were ripped away from Moka's body. He tried to maneuver them to get at his own bottoms but Moka beat him to it.
She clawed at his belt, tearing it to pieces. His pants suffered the same fate as did his boxers, leaving them to coil around his ankles.
Naruto growled as a delicate touch caressed him down below, guiding him to her. On contact he thrusted as hard as he could, eliciting a shriek form his partner.
It didn't stop him or even discourage him and judging by how she wrapped her legs around him, she didn't care either.
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"Tsukune-san, where did Moka-chan go?" Yukari asked when she saw him come back into the room alone.
"Ah, I'm not sure Yukari-san. She just said that she needed to talk to Naruto-san about something." While on the outside he tried to maintain a neutral tone on the inside was an entirely different matter.
Part of him couldn't help but think of the fact that every other time Naruto and Inner Moka had been in the same place, a fight had broken out and despite Moka's assurances he wasn't so sure they would be civil towards one another.
Then there was the other half of him who couldn't help the small pit of lead that settled in his stomach. Even though he wasn't too thrilled with the inner Moka, he knew that they inhabited one body which meant if one of them did things, so did the other.
That being said he couldn't help but imagine Inner Moka attempting to sink her claws into the other boy and that made him worried. While he was too nervous to say anything at the present time he did harbor a growing infatuation with the gentler pink haired Moka and the thought of her possibly liking another formed a vice like grip on his chest.
"Tsukune-kun?" He was pulled back into reality by a concerned Kurumu.
"Hai…Just, tired I guess." She didn't buy it. He knew that she didn't but he was thankful she didn't try to pry.
Suddenly a pair of breasts were smashing his face and cutting off his oxygen.
"This'll wake you up Tsukune-kun!" Kurumu proceeded to grind her chest into the boys face. Said boy would have loved it if it wasn't for the fact that darkness was starting to creep along the edges of his mind and he knew if he didn't get away soon then he was going to be in big trouble.
A metal clang followed by a cry of pain hit his ears as air rushed into his lungs.
"Geeze you cow, you almost killed him with those giant balloons!"
"What did you say to me you little flat chested witch!?"
"You heard me balloon tits!" Tsukune flopped to the ground and watched as Kurumu argued with the injured Yukari. He wanted to pull Kurumu off the injured girl but the memory of death creeping was enough to stay him.
Another metal basin appeared and brained the succubus in the head sending her straight to the floor.
"Yeow! Why you ill…" Kurumu lunged at the bed only to dive head first into yet another basin.
"Ha! Give up yet?" Yukari, despite her injuries, was almost dancing in her spot on the bed in triumph. Tsukune decided against his better judgment to intervene now, the only reason being was that Kurumu's wings and tail had appeared. He quickly got between the two.
"Now, now Kurumu-chan there's no reason to go that far! I'm sure she didn't mean to hit you-"
"Yea I did! Don't go around making excuses for people!" A heavy object smashed into his head sending him straight into Kurumu, who was too busy trying to get past to notice.
"TSUKUNE-KUN! You naughty boy!" He choked.
'Oh hell no, I'm not dying today!' Tsukune jumped off of Kurumu and bolted from the room. A second later Kurumu followed leaving the room empty save for one.
"Serves them right…" A sigh, "I wish Nii-san was here…" Yukari winced as she tried to settle herself back into a comfortable position. Obviously all of the jostling from making a fool out of the blue haired girl had taken its toll on her injured body.
Once she was settled, she pulled the covers up to her chin and snuggled her wand, swiftly drifting off into a dreamless sleep.
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"Holy…fuck that was awesome dattebayo…" If he were in his right state of mind he would have noticed that a certain verbal tic had slipped from his mouth.
Someone else did notice and made it a point to point it out.
"Dattebayo? Why in the…do I even want to know?" He felt the vibration of her laugh and growled.
"You better not tell a fucking soul about that or I swear…" He left the threat opened ended, mainly because he honestly didn't have any creative punishments thought up for that scenario.
"You can do better than that now, can't you? I mean really such a weak threat from one such as yourself. Its almost laughable."
"I'll think of something horrifying later Red." She nipped his neck.
"Stop calling me that!"
"Make me." His response was lacking its usual venom because at the moment he was just too relaxed to do anything more than stand there, still pinning Moka to the tree.
"Fine. If I…forget about a certain tic will you drop that stupid nickname?" The compromise was said through clenched teeth, having to compromise never being something she had to do before.
There was no answer to her question.
"Hey, I said…"
"I heard what you said." Naruto slowly extracted himself from her, much to her displeasure, and began to fumble with the remains of his clothing.
"Oh you think this is over?" Moka stalked towards him, slowly swinging her hips in order to further entice the blonde. If he noticed the motion then he gave no hint of it.
"This was a mistake…" She froze.
"W-what? What the hell did you just say!?" A mistake? She gave this bastard her body and he had the audacity to call it a mistake. Oh no, this would definitely not stand.
"I don't know why you decided to come on to me and I hardly have any idea why I allowed it but this should not have happened. It would be best if you forgot about it." Of course he was lying about why he reciprocated the action. He knew full well what the fox had done and rest assured he was going to skin the bastard six ways to Sunday.
Kurama hearing his jailors thoughts retreated as far back into his cage as possible.
Moka snaked a hand around the boy's neck and pulled him back to her. She would not be allowing this to continue.
"Red…do not…I repeat, do not do what I think your going to do…" There was a hesitance in his voice as if he was fighting against himself just to say that one sentence. That just wouldn't do. Moka pulled him forward until their faces were merely centimeters apart.
"And if I don't? What then…" She whispered into his ear. It would be a lie to say that it didn't have an effect on him.
Deep within the recesses of his mind, Kurama stared at the scene in wonder.
"I wonder….just what will you do now kit? Claim the eager vampire lusting after your power? Or perhaps you will hold on to your hatred until the bitter end…"
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"In order for you to blend in with the human world, you need to think and act like humans and to help with that all of you will be joining a club today!" Miss Nekonome said with a smile. "Be sure to stop by and check out the newspaper club which I'm the advisor for!" There was several grumbles following the announcement.
"The hell is this…"
"How do clubs help…"
"Aw man this is bull-"
The class was obviously not that excited at the prospect of having to join a club. The Naruto clone that was in the back of the room was most definitely not in the clubbing mood either. Especially with how the previous night had gone.
He spared a glance over to where the now pink version of Moka sat. By the faraway look, it seemed that she was still hung up on what happened. Although considering she only got the memories of what happened with her other self it was understandable.
"Now then you are all dismissed! Make sure to find something that fits who you are!" He didn't even wait until everyone left before bursting into smoke.
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"Ah fuckberries…" He palmed his head and wondered if running while he had the chance was acceptable in this instance.
"What's wrong Nii-san?" The young witch looked remarkably better than she had the previous day, something with Naruto was thankful for. However she would still have to stay in bed for at least another few days before the nurses would even think about letting her go.
She didn't mind. Not with her beloved Nii-san visiting her whenever he could.
"Apparently we have to join clubs…" Yukari shivered.
"Eww…I don't wanna…" Good. He wasn't alone in this. "Maybe we can create our own club! It wouldn't be so bad then." The twisted grin on her face told him everything he needed to know but he went along with it.
"Oh, and just what kind of club would you want to make huh? They don't exactly allow sake or perverted things here imouto." Yukari deflated.
"Awww! But I wanted to make an Icha Icha club! Imagine all of the research opportunities with all of those willing subjects…" Blood started to drip.
"Oi, wake the hell up Yukari-chan! I'm not going to be the one that has to explain why you're bleeding to the nurses when they come in. By the way there is no way anyone would join such a perverted club let alone allow an eleven year old to grope them!"
"Oh come on Nii-san, you never know! I bet you would have all of the ladies throwing their pu-" While he didn't care about that sort of thing being said, having an eleven year old witch say it just disturbed him for some reason. That in itself was kind of odd considering that he had made said witch his editor for the newest version of Icha Icha.
"When you're a couple years older you can go tail hunting all you want but until then…" He thwacked her over the head, "Just be a good little girl so you don't give your big bro a heart attack!"
"Alright, alright fine…oh I almost forgot! What did Moka-chan want with you yesterday?"
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Shizuka hummed to herself as she snacked on her lunch waiting, and praying, that someone would come by to ask about her club. As it stood no one had even shown a hint of interest instead barreling out of the room to look at every other club on campus.
She suppose she shouldn't have been surprised. Word probably had already gotten around of what happened the previous year. She considered herself lucky to have even one member. Shame one member wasn't enough to keep the club active.
If only she could recruit a ridiculously strong individual to keep any other possible members safe.
*BING!*
'What if I got Naruto-san to join? With his clones he would be able to do everything that the club needed plus he would be able to watch over everyone else as well.' Her momentary happiness disappeared. 'But he doesn't seem to like anyone…How am I supposed to get him to join?'
*BING!BING!*
"YUKARI! She's the only one that he hangs around with. Now what class was she in again…" The cogs were turning as one Nekonome Shizuka planned out how to save her club.
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"Oh Tsukune-kun I was so worried about you!" Once again Kurumu had smashed Tsukune's face into her puppies and was currently suffocating him. Much to the ire of Moka.
"Get off of him Kurumu-san!" Tsukune thanked whatever deity he could conjure in his oxygen starved brain as he collapsed to the ground. Some small part of him still capable of functioning was glad to hear the outburst from the pink vampire. It was certainly a breath of fresh air compared to how she had been earlier that day. Of course when he tried to ask if there was anything wrong she just blushed and turned away from him stuttering out some sort of answer.
"Stop trying to get between me and my destined one!"
And once again like a broken record the two went back and forth on their usual tirade. Tsukune used the distraction of them yelling at the other to slink away from them and hopefully fnd somewhere to hide. Fortunately for us, lady luck was not so kind, evident by the fact that as soon as he turned a corner he slammed into another person and hit the ground.
"Owww…my head. Wha…Sensei?!" Sure enough he was now laying across his homeroom teacher who was dazed underneath him.
"Tsukune-kun are you ok?" The two girls who were arguing just moments before, were now helping the young human to his feet and fervently checking him over for injury. Kurumu was too busy checking out the object of her affections to notice just who exactly Tsukune had ran into but Moka did.
"Ah, sensei!" She quickly knelt next to the blonde haired neko and started to shake her. "Sensei wake up!"
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"YOU DID WHAT!?" Yukari was standing on the bed, a handful of Naruto's shirt on her tiny grasp and blood rushing to her face.
"Hey surprised me too…" Naruto tried to get out but his pseudo little sister started to shake him.
"Details man, Details! When, where, how, why, tell me damnit, TELL ME!" Blood was now pouring from the little girl's nose and Naruto would swear that she was starting to foam at the mouth. Perhaps it wasn't such a good idea to tell her?
"Easy imouto! It happened last night after I finished deali– I mean it happened last night and for the record she jumped me first. As per the rest of the details you'll find out when you get the rough draft."
"Aw but nii-san, I want to know now!" The witch huffed and crossed her arms.
"Sorry little one but you'll just have to wait." He sat down on the edge of the bed and patted the spot next to him. Reluctantly Yukari sat down.
"Have you given any thought to the club situation?" A head shake.
"Not really…I don't really want to be in a club with a whole bunch of strangers either." A sigh. He understood what she was getting at.
"Mah, mah don't worry about that part. You know ill join any club that you do so don't worry about the asshats around here Yukari-chan." A giggle. That was a plus.
"I know…I just wish we could have our own club, having our own adventures and just having fun! That would make this so much better and I would get to see you more!" He ruffled her hair at that declaration.
"Careful what you wish for Yukari-chan, you might just get it and when you do you might realize that I'm not as fun to be around as you think." While said in a lighthearted and carefree manner, deep down he knew that there was truth to it. He wasn't a fun guy. Not anymore, not after what happened…And despite the fact that he now had a burning hatred for just about everyone he would come across, he generally enjoyed the company of the young witch.
After all she reminded him of how he used to be…
Things were silent for some a little while before he felt a soft tug on his shirt sleeve. His eyes flickered over and saw the nervous look.
"Yukari-chan?" a flinch. He draped his arm around her shoulders and pulled her snugly against his side.
"Ano…can you….um…" Ah so that's what she wanted.
"Anything specific?" silence.
"Raspberry?" He nodded and reached into his pocket and withdrew his pack of nicotine.
At one point he had been trying to recreate Asuma's technique for coating his lungs with wind chakra in order to lessen the effects of all of the carcinogens simply so that Kurama wouldn't have something else to bitch about. During the experimentation he found that with enough chakra not only could he completely erase the dangers of the smoke he inhaled but he even managed to change the smell of the smoke when he exhaled it. He still couldn't figure out what exactly allowed that to happen but hey he wasn't complaining.
With a flick of his fingers he lit the little stick and took a deep breath, pausing for a moment before exhaling above him. Just because it was safe to be around now didn't mean he wanted to get Yukari addicted to the stuff.
Yukari hummed as the scent of raspberries filled the room and she relaxed even more into Naruto's side.
"So what did Moka feel like?"
He choked.
A/N Once again I am extremely sorry for the lateness of this chapter. Hopefully the next chapter doesn't take this long to come out and is longer than this one.