Author's Note (1): This chapter along with "Unexpected Help" are non-canon to my fanfiction and has nothing to do with the fanfic I'm writing. I uploaded this two chapters for fun and I hope you guys like it. Stay tuned for Wednesday.
Somewhere at the streets (11:03 A.M)...
There was a car colored red and white with full of baggages and inside the car there was a boy with a hat that had a picture of a pine tree, a girl with a sweater that is decorated with a green gemstone, an old man with glasses and six fingers, another old man that looked very similiar to the old man with glasses except that it doesn't wear the glasses or have six fingers, a fat man with a hat and a shirt with a question mark, and finally a teenage girl with a both a lumberjack shirt and hat.
"Well... it looks like everything will be back to normal in three days." said the old man while driving.
"Stan, why did you brought all of us here?" asked the teenage girl.
"Look Wendy, the Mystery Shack is destroyed and I paid A LOT for those workers to repair it back! And I thought it would be nice to spend five days and four nights on a good place for Summer." answered Stan.
"You know, I don't think it was a good idea to bring all those mens at the Mystery Shack. They might find something." said the old man who looked similiar to Stan.
"Relax brother, I putted a good password to prevent someone from entering the basement." said Stan.
"Grunkle Stan, do you know where we are going?" asked the little girl with a smile and looking at the window of the car.
"Well to be honest... We are going to a PLACE!" said Stan while laughing.
"Yay! A place!" added the girl with excitement.
"Ugh! Stan, do you at least had any plans for this trip?!" asked the boy with a hat of a pine tree.
"Ohhhh don't be such a grumpy, little Dipper." said the girl while playing with the hat of the boy.
"Mabel! Stop." said Dipper while getting her hands out of his hat.
"Woah Stan, you have to deal with those two?" said the old man with glasses after seeing how Dipper and Mabel goofed around at the back of the seat.
"Oh... you don't have any idea, do you Ford?" said Stan.
"Sooo Stanford, may I call you that?" asked Wendy.
"Sure, but you can also call me Ford." said the old man who looked similar to Stan revealing his name is Stanford.
"Right. How was your reunion with the your family?" asked Wendy.
"Wendy, I thought I already told you everything about Stan and Stanford." said the fat man.
"I thought you had a weird, but awesome dream, Soos! Do I need to remind you that you woke me up in the 3 of the morning?!" said Wendy.
"Sorry, is just... I couldn't contain all the excitement by meeting the brother of Stan." added Soos.
"Yeah, yeah, everyone WAS so excited about meeting my twin." said Stan with a sarcastic tone.
Then everyone at the car noticed a big poster that had the words written Welcome to Beach City, and was a big beach as a background, and a sun with sunglasses.
"Oh Nice!" said Stan as he began to drive faster.
"Beach City? Now that is some lazy name." added Ford.
"I think its nice. It doesn't need any kind of sloppy slogan, and the background speaks for itself." added Wendy.
"Well then its settled! Beach City is our destiny." said Stan as he noticed a small town with a big beach and a lighthouse.
On the streets of Beach City (11:21 A.M)...
Steven and Lapis were walking on the sidewalk carrying some box of donuts.
"I can't belive that your friend Lars gave us half of these donuts for free." said Lapis while carrying one box of donuts.
"Yeah its kinda weird. The only time I recieve something free was when Connie and me fused into Stevonnie and went to the Big Donut." added Steven carrying another box of donuts.
"Well, it was nice. Now we can begin our day of beach movies." said Lapis while smiling.
"Yup! We only need to cross the street so we can go home." added Steven while he and Lapis began crossing the street.
Then without warning, a car was drived towards Lapis and Steven at full speed.
"STAN WATCH OUT!" shouted Ford making Stan react very fast and change the direction and stepping on the brakes.
"STEVEN WATCH OUT!" shouted Lapis. Luckily Lapis reacted very fast and summoned her wings and take Steven along with the box of donuts and fly away a few inches above the ground. Fortunately the car stopped.
"YOU IDIOT! You run over a little boy and his mother!" shouted a very angry Ford.
"Hold on! That little boy jumped or fly before I hit... wait WHAT?!" added Stan and then he realized that the little boy and woman he almost hitted flash some kind of light and disappeared.
"(That knucklehead! Whoever it is it almost hitted Steven!)" thought Lapis as she began to descend.
Then everyone got down from Stan's card and checked the streets to see what happend.
"Thats weird... there was a little boy and a strange woman here. Where they could have went?" asked Ford to himself.
"Blah, blah, blah, at least I didn't run them over which is very important. I don't want to be banned in another city." said Stan.
"Uhhhh guys? Look." said Dipper as pointed at the sky and saw Lapis and Steven descending which surprised a lot the old twins. Finally Lapis landed in front of them while carrying Steven and the donuts in a motherly way.
"Whats the big idea?! You almost hurted Steven! Don't you have eyes to see?!" shouted Lapis while disappearing her wings.
The Pines family, Soos, and Wendy were in shock. They didn't move or flinched or even say anything.
"Hmph! How rude! At least be descent enough to apologize!" shouted Lapis still carrying Steven.
Finally everyone got out from their trance and the first one to speak was none other one than Ford.
"Uhmm... apologies...ummm... lady. My idiot brother was very reckless and we are very sorry for it." said Ford while getting out a red book that was colored red and had a hand with six fingers and the number 1 on it.
"Hmph! You should be." added Lapis still a little bit angry at the family.
"Lapis is okay. At least nothing bad happend to you or the donuts." said Steven.
"Yeah. I'm also relieved that nothing bad happend to you." said Lapis while hugging Steven.
"Heh, heh, heh. Thanks." said Steven while giggling a little bit.
"Aww, how heartwarming." said Wendy.
"Now could you put me down?" said Steven.
"Of course." added Lapis while putting down Steven. Then Steven walked in front of the family.
"Hello to all of you. I'm sorry if we met like this, but I suppose you are ummm... how do I put this? Oh! Tourist! Yeah, tourist." said Steven.
"Yeah. All of us come from a distant town called, Gravity Falls." said Stan.
"Well I welcome all of you to our little, yet awesome city, Beach City! My name is Steven Quartz Universe." said Steven while introducing himself.
"Wow you are a great kid. Most of the kids in our town recieve the tourist with heavy pranks or splashing them with water guns." added Wendy.
"That sounds cool! Oh! I almost forgot. She is Lapis Lazuli, one of the members of the Crystal Gems along with me." said Steven while introducing Lapis.
"Hello, nice to meet all of you...I guess." said Lapis.
"My name is Stanford Pines, but you can call me Ford. He is my twin brother Stanley Pines, my nephew Dipper Pines, my niece Mabel Pines, and those two are the employees Wendy and Soos." said Ford while introducing his whole family.
"Crystal Gems? What are those?" asked Wendy.
"Oh! The Crystal Gems is a team that protects the Earth from monsters and any kind of danger. They are my family too! Each Crystal Gem has a gemstone and has an unique ability." explained Steven. After Steven's little story about his family everyone got a surprised face except for Mabel; She had an excited face and her eyes were full of glitter stars, and diamonds.
"Yeahhh... and I'm spider-man." added Dipper in a sarcastic tone.
"Spider man? But, I don't see you having eight arms." said Steven with a confused tone.
"Dipper... that lady manage to summon wings!" said Mabel with an excitement tone.
"But how is possible?! I thought Gravity Falls was the only place where anomalities occur. This is extraordinary! A lady that can summon wings! Steven, could you please show us the rest of the city?" asked Ford while writting something on his red book with the six finger hand that had the number 1 on it.
"YEAH! But first I need to give this to Amethyst and Jasper. Be right back!" said Steven remembering the donuts.
"Steven can we go with you?" asked Mabel.
"Mabel! You just met him! Don't tell me that you want him to be your summer boyfriend." said Dipper.
"What?! No! Of course not! I only want to meet the Crystal Gems!" said Mabel while blushing a little bit.
"Sure everyone can come and meet the Crystal Gems." said Steven with a smile.
"I'll go too! I want to relax a little bit." said Wendy.
"Ain't an adventure without Soos, dudes." said Soos while tipping his hat.
"*sigh* Well I guess I'll come too." said Dipper.
"What about Grunkle Stan, and Grunkle Ford?" said Mabel while looking at Ford and Stan.
"Eh, don't worry about us kid. I'll go and search any kind of hotel or motel were we can pass the nights." said Stan while scratching his back.
"You guys have fun." added Ford with a smile.
"All right! Lets go!" said Mabel with excitement.
"Woah, hold on! Were you live kiddo?" asked Stan.
"Oh. I live near the beach." said Steven while pointing out the beach.
"Oh nice! I'll be sure to check the beach later. Anyway, I'm going to pick you guys in one hour." added Stan.
"Yeah! Come on, Steven! Show us." said Mabel.
"All right follow me!" said Steven as he run towards the beach along with Lapis, and Mabel. Dipper, Soos, and Wendy follow them, but walking.
Inside Steven's House (11:26 A.M)...
Pearl was washing some dishes, while Garnet was sitting in the couch, while Jasper and Amethyst were eating some chips, and Peridot was working in some of her robonoids. Then Steven and Lapis entered the house still carrying the two boxes of donuts.
"Hello Steven." greeted Pearl.
"Hey guys, we got visits!" said Steven while putting one box on the table of the living room.
"Who is it? Greg, or Connie?" asked Pearl.
"TA-DA! said Steven as he showed Mabel, and slowly Dipper, Wendy, and Soos made it to the house too.
"Oh. Well this is rather unexpected. Heh, heh, heh. Who are they?" asked Pearl with a nervous tone.
"Oh. They are tourists. I'm going to show them the city, and when I mentioned you guys they got very curious about all of you so I decide to introduce them." answered Steven.
"Woahhhh. They are amazing." awed Mabel upon seeing the Crystal Gems.
"Whoa dude. These ladies look from a video game." said Soos.
"Yeah, yeah, everyone is surprised by seeing the ladies, but do they really have any powers." said Dipper.
"Who is this wimpy nerd?" added Jasper.
"Yeah, and are you doubting about us?! You really are a tourist." said Amethyst.
"Well I have seen mysterious creatures and they look more believable than these Crystal Gems." added Dipper.
"Oh yeah? Check this out!" said Amethyst as she began to glow and shape shifted into her Purple Puma form. Dipper however, wasn't surprised by seeing Amethyst shape shift. Then Amethyst shape shifted into her normal form and her gem began to glow, taking out a pair of whips, this made Dipper curious for a bit.
"So? What do you think? Do you still think we are frauds?" said Amethyst in a cocky tone. Mabel, Soos, and Wendy were surprised.
"THAT WAS AMAZING!" shouted Mabel with diamonds on her eyes.
"At least someone other than Steven appreciates it." added Amethyst with a smirk.
"Hmmm, I'm actually surprised. I have never seen anything like THIS before." said Dipper while studying Amethyst.
"Listen here Diaper, I don't get what you think of us, but we are the REAL deal. What kind of mysterious things have you seen, huh?!" said Jasper.
"Well... where we come from is a small town named Gravity Falls, in that place all kind of mysterious and strange creatures appear!" explained Dipper. This make Garnet curious and proceed to listen to the story.
"Gravity Falls? Thats completely ridiculous! According to my information, planet Earth has a strong gravity that prevents all kind of living things to float making them fall! A place called Gravity Falls has a dumb double meaning!" said Peridot.
"Its a metaphora." explained Dipper.
"Please continue with the story." said Garnet.
"Thanks... I guess. Anyway, as I was saying in that small town many paranormal things, and anomalities happend! There are also monsters, and strange devices that can either affect your size, or enhance your mind, erase your memory and improve your intelligence!" explained Dipper.
"Yeah! And it was always us that discover all that things! Trust me if I have one cent by everytime we found something strange in Gravity Falls then I'll have 10 dollars!" said Soos.
"By any chance does these creatures had any kind of gemstone on its body part?" asked Garnet.
"Huh?!" added a confused Dipper.
"Garnet, you don't think those are the corrupted gems that we are looking for?" added Pearl.
"Ummm... no. There wasn't any kind of gemstone on these creatures or devices. But I found a crystal that can affect my size in a rather good or bad way." responded Dipper.
"Then what kind of creatures are those?" asked a very confused Pearl.
"Gnomes, Shapeshifting monsters, Video games characters that appear in real life, an evil psychotic triangle, seek revenging ghost, sea monsters, zombies, and mini-golf smurfs wannabe." said Dipper.
"Don't forget hot mermaids, hot boys from a band, and a bald time traveling nerd." added Mabel.
All the Crystal Gems went into silence and got surprised and shocked face, except for Steven who stood there with his mouth open with full excitement and big stars on his eyes.
"...That is some precisely, inaccurate and hard to believe things." said Peridot.
"Still. Thats all?" added Jasper with a cocky smirk.
"Yup! Pretty much that." added Soos.
"Yo kiddo, since you are Crystal Gem, and I noticed that everyone in your group has a gemstone thingy, wheres yours?" asked Wendy.
"Oh. Right here." said Steven as he pulled up his shirt and showed his Quartz gemstone located at his belly button.
"Whoaaaaa, it looks very awesome! What other amazing thing you have" said Mabel with full excitement.
"I have a Lion." said Steven.
"A Lion?!" said Mabel now with stars on her eyes.
"A Lion?! Yeah, right." added Wendy.
Then a pink Lion with a star shaped hair entered the house.
"AAAHHHH! A Lion!" screamed Wendy and backed off.
"Relax! He is friendly." said Steven as he hugged Lion in which he responed with a grunt. Then Mabel began to approach the Lion.
"MABEL! Don't get closer to that thing!" shouted Dipper.
"Relax bro-bro. He is indeed friendly." said Mabel as she began caress the Lion's mane. Soos decide to do the same and approach the Lion until he finally touched Lion.
"Woah dude, this Lion is pretty fluffy. Look guys! Soos has a cotton-candy beard." said Soos as he put some of Lion's hair on his chin.
"So Dipper, would you mind telling me who was that old man with glasses that looked similiar to the other old man?" asked Steven.
"Oh. He is my great uncle. They are twins, but the differences are that one wears glasses and has six fingers." explained Dipper.
"Six fingers?! But I thought humans could only have five fingers." said Peridot with surprised tone. Then Soos began to approach Peridot.
"Heh, heh, look guys she has floaty fingers." said Soos as he approached with his hands towards Peridot fingers.
"Don't touch me." said Peridot as she backed away. Then Soos began to approach Jasper.
"And this one has a gem on its nose. By any chance do you have gem boogers." said Soos as he began to get closer with his left hand in a I got your nose form to Jasper gemstone.
"Get closer to me, and I'll snap your neck." said Jasper in strict tone. Then Soos began to back away slowly.
"Real smoooth, Soos." added Wendy.
Suddenly the ground began to tremlbe making everyone to fell down and there was a big roar coming from the beach.
"Crystal Gems!" said Garnet as she standed up. Steven, Pearl, Lapis, Peridot, Amethyst, and Jasper standed up and nodded and exited the house at full speed.
"Uhhh... what just happend?" said a confused Wendy.
"I don't know, but lets check outside!" said Dipper as he exited the house. Mabel, Soos, and Wendy did the same and exited the house. They were atonished when they saw a huge somewhat tentacle monster attacking the beach and the Crystal Gems attacking it.
"That doesn't look friendly." said Soos.
"What the heck is that thing?!" shouted Wendy in surprise.
"I don't know! I don't have my journal, or have seen a kind of monster like that before!" added Dipper.
"Look!" said Mabel as she pointed the Crystal Gems.
Peridot and Pearl were in the the tentacle of the monster, they were struggling to get free but it was no use, Garnet and Jasper were fighting some tentacles at the shore of the beach, meanwhile Amethyst was holding three tentacles with her whips and was doing her best to keep them trapped, while Lapis was carrying Steven and flying with him.
"Steven, what are we gonna do?!" asked Lapis.
"Hmmm... Oh! I know! We should fly at full speed towards the monster! After we are close enough to him I'll summon my shield and BAM! What do you think?" said Steven.
"Sounds good to me! Lets go!" said Lapis as she began to play action the plan of Steven. Lapis fly at full speed and reach him close enough, then Steven summoned his shield. Unfortunately, one of the tentacle of the monster took action and attacked Lapis and Steven sending them back to the beach.
"STEVEN!" shouted Jasper. Then the monster saw the opportunity and knocked out both Jasper and Garnet.
"GUYS! We gotta do something!" said Mabel.
"Like what?! We don't have any powers or weapons!" argued Dipper.
Then the monster saw the house and prepare to attack it.
"Uhmmm... dudes, he is staring at us." said Soos a little bit frighten.
"And I don't think thats a friendly stare" added Mabel.
Without warning the tentacle of the monster started his attack and hit them. Luckily it didn't hurt them.
"...Huh?" said Dipper as he saw Steven standing in front of them. It turn out that Steven summoned his shield and protect them from the attack with his shield.
"You have a shield?!" said Mabel with excitement.
"I know right?! But we have to get out of here." said Steven. Then the monster prepared his next attack and started to move another tentacle.
"STEVEN!" shouted every Crystal Gem. Lapis, Jasper, Amethyst, and Garnet immediately runned towards the house, but it turns out that the monster didn't move or even flinched.
Without warning, there was a big explosion on the right side of the monster. It turns out that it was Ford that throw a explosive arrow from his crossbow. After the explosion there was nothing, but a gemstone. Garnet immediately went to the gemstone and bubble it.
"KIDS! Are you okay?!" shouted a concerned Stan as he runned towards the house.
"You brought a crossbow to this trip?!" said a surprised Wendy.
"So? You never know whats gonna happend." said Ford.
"What the heck happend here?! What was that monster?!" asked a still concerned Stan.
"Its a really looooooong story." said Dipper.
"We have time." added Ford.
Then Dipper tell everything about the Crystal Gems to Stan and Ford. Of course they are surprised since they thought Gravity Falls was the only place were paranormal or anomalities things occur.
"Wow, I didn't knew that this small city had these kind of things. I should put everything of this into my journal." said Ford.
"(Ugh! Not another Ronaldo)" thought Amethyst.
"All right, thats enough adventure and action for today. I found a good place to stay on this five days and four nights. So, come on!" said Stan.
"Steven, by any chance could you show us the city later?" asked Mabel.
"Sure thing!" answered Steven.
"Oh yeah!" said Mabel with starry eyes. Then she proceed to high five Steven.
Four Days Later...
Steven along with the Pines twins, Soos, and Wendy were having fun with these four days. They went to every place possible in Beach City, they went to the Big Donut, the Arcade, Funland, and even bought some fry bits. But today it was the day were the Pines family, Soos, and Wendy had to return to the Gravity Falls.
"Aww, do you have to go now?" said Steven a little bit sad.
"Yeah kiddo, but here take this." said Stan as he handed his trademark cap that he wears in the Mystery Shack.
"Whats this?" asked Steven.
"Its my lucky cap. It will give you good luck and probably make you a great salesman like me in one of these days." answered Stan.
"But... won't you need it?" said Steven.
"Nah... I already have what I desired and wish for." said Stan as he looked at his familiy.
"Well... its time to go! I hope you visit us one of these days!" added Stan as he entered the car and drived away.
"Yeah! Goodbye Mr. Pines!" said Steven as he waved at the car and said farewell to his new friends.
"Grunkle Stan, do you think we could visit Beach City the next summer?" asked Mabel.
"Uhh... I don't know Mabel. Maybe, but first we need to resolve somethings at Gravity Falls." said Stan.
"Don't worry sweety. I'm sure we will return here next summer." added Ford.
"Thank you, Grunkle Ford!" said Mabel with a big smile.
Then Ford opened his Journal and began to write something: EHDFK FLWB LV D VPDOO WRZQ ZLWK KXJH PBVWHULHV. 20-8-5-3-18-25-19-20-1-12-7-5-13-19. VENTSE, ALEPR, NREAGT, LLAAIISZP, TODIREP, REPSAJ, YTHAMYE, THEY HAVE STRANGE AND POWERFUL POWERS.
Author's Note (2): Decipher the code! I'll give you one hint: The words after the number code are letters in disorder. You have to put them in the right order.
Also I hope you guys enjoyed the chapter crossover of Gravity Falls and Steven Universe.
Be sure to check my other special chapter crossover "Unexpected Help"
