Author's Note (1): This chapter along with "Gravity Universe" are non-canon to my fanfiction and has nothing to do with the fanfic I'm writing. I uploaded this two chapters for fun and I hope you guys like it. Stay tuned for Wednesday.

On a side note, GRFT means "Giantness Realistic Flying Tiger"

At the Beach (11:22 A.M)...

Steven was sitting on the beach seemingly meditating.

"*sigh* Shield." said Steven, then his shield was summoned.

"All right, now to...THROW IT!" shouted Steven as he spinned his arm very fast so he could throw the shield. Unfortunately, he couldn't throw his shield. Instead, it disappeared.

"UGH! Noooo! I say throw it!" said Steven very disappointed. Then he laid at the beach.

"Oh man. I need help." said Steven. Then a huge glow comed from the sky and the clouds began to disperse revealing a silhoutte that resembled Rose Quartz.

"Good morning!" said the mysterious silhoutte. It turns out that this mysterious silhoutte was an old man with a rounded, pinky nose disguised as Rose Quartz. Steven was very shocked upon seeing him.

Then the old man jumped from the clouds.

"Whoa, who are you?" asked Steven.

"Hello there kid! I'm Uncle Grandpa!" said the mysterious old man as he introduced himself.

"Uncle Grandpa?" said Steven a little bit confused.

"Yep! I heard that you need help so I decided to land or crash right here and solve your problem." said Uncle Grandpa.

"Really? Cool! I can't believe that you are here." said Steven.

"Don't worry bro. This fanfiction is non-canon to the main story, is an alternate ending of Jailbreak, and is only an special chapter crossover. Besides the author enjoys the headcanons." said Uncle Grandpa as he pull out a canon and took out his head and put it on the canon.

Then his body fired the canon leaving trails of smoke writing, Gravity Universe. Then the head of Uncle Grandpa hitted a computer screen and surprised a man with glasses and a shirt of Steven Universe.

"Good morning!" said the head of Uncle Grandpa.

"UNCLE GRANDPA! Get back to the crossover! I'm trying to concentrate on writing my fanfiction!" shouted the author.

"Oh! Thats right. Heh, sorry Gianluca." said Uncle Grandpa.

"Don't mention it. Now get out of here!" said the author. Then the head of Uncle Grandpa slided down from the computer and magically landed back at the body of Uncle Grandpa

"Sooooo, whats your problem? You hate your belly? You need to get stronger? Or perhaps, you need a new haircut and shirt?" said Uncle Grandpa as other Uncle Grandpas appeared randomly after every suggestion.

"Uhhh, nope, nope, nope, and nopeity. You see I can summon my shield, but I can't use it as a weapon. I can't throw it like a super hero." said Steven.

"Uhh don't worry kid. I'll help you! Show me your shield." said Uncle Grandpa. Then Steven summoned his shield.

"Woah, thats pretty hot dog." said Uncle Grandpa.

"Soooo, you think you can help me?" said Steven.

"Of course kid. Theres no problem Uncle Grandpa can't resolve." said Uncle Grandpa as he cracked everything of his body including his hat and head.

"Now let me see your shield." said Uncle Grandpa as he putted a doctor suit. Then he checked the shield.

"Hmmm..." mumbled Uncle Grandpa.

"So what do you think?" said Steven.

"Well it still perfectly fine after last time you pulled out to protect Jasper from the Crystal Gems from Chapter 8." said Uncle Grandpa.

"What the?! How do you know that?" asked Steven.

"I was there." said Uncle Grandpa. Then a flashback was shown with the man with glasses typing words from the computer on an internet site called,

"Good morning! How are you doing with the fanfiction." said Uncle Grandpa from the television.

"What the?! How do you even know this?!" shouted the confused author.

"I'm Uncle Grandpa. Besides I'm here to remind you that Sworn to the Sword starts in the next 2 minutes." said Uncle Grandpa from his television.

"Oh boy! I need to save this fast!" said the author as he saved his work and closed the site, and then he putted a shirt saying, I survived the Steven Bomb! while going to the television and putted Cartoon Network. The flashback has ended.

"I don't remember any of that." said Steven.

"All right! I'll put you some obstacle bombs on the beach so you can throw your shield at them." said Uncle Grandpa while getting out random atomic bombs and putting them on the beach.

"Uhhh... Uncle Grandpa this seems very dangerous." said Steven with an uneasy tone.

"Don't worry Steven, you can always trust me. And be sure to be fast because they will detonate in 10 seconds."

Meanwhile outside of Steven's House entrance...

Pearl exited the house while Amethyst was there along with Jasper.

"Heh, heh." giggled Amethyst.

"Amethyst, have you seen Steven?" asked Pearl.

"Yeah, he is right there with a bunch of bombs with some kind of weirdo." said Amethyst.

"WHAT?!" shouted Pearl.

"Hey. Two rations of donuts if you think the kid will not make it." said Jasper.

"Deal!" added Amethyst.

Then Steven prepare himself and try to throw his shield, but it was no use. His shield didn't move or even flinch. The timer for the bombs to explode was done and the bombs began to explode. There was a huge, and loud explosion

"STEVEN!" screamed Pearl. Lucky for Steven, he remained unharmed thanks to his bubble shield that protect him.

"UGH! Why can't I throw my shield?!" said a desesperate Steven.

"Hmm... I would have sworn that these bombs could destroy the entire city...maybe the whole country." said Uncle Grandpa.

Then every Crystal Gem landed in front of Steven and Uncle Grandpa.

"Steven! We heard a loud explosion. Are you okay?" asked Garnet.

"Ha! It seems you owe me two donuts, Amethyst!" bragged Jasper.

"Darn it!" added Amethyst.

"Who is this strange man, Steven?" asked Pearl.

"He is not a stranger, he is Uncle Grandpa!" said Steven as he bro-hug him.

"Uncle...Grandpa?" said a confused Lapis.

"So, he is Greg's brother...and father?" said a confused Pearl.

"Well that explains a lot." said Garnet.

"More like a dirty joke... and I mean in all sides." added Jasper.

"How is that possible?" added Peridot.

"Thats right! He is not only Uncle Grandpa of Steven; he is the Uncle and Grandpa of everyone in the world! And when he is around you can expect that he will solve your problem and have fun at the same time." said Belly Bag as the head of Uncle Grandpa, Steven, Lapis, Peridot, Jasper, Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl floated around the Earth and a background of space. All the gems except Steven were very confused and shocked.

"Heh, heh, We are in space!" said the head of Steven. Then the head of each gem returned into its specific body and they were very surprised.

"Oh dibbity! You are...heh, heh, heh, HAHAHAHAHA... oh yeah... ugh!" said Pearl, but thanks to the effect of Uncle Grandpa magic she freaked out and faint.

"AHHH! MY HEAD IS ON BACKWARDS!" said Amethyst while walking in a strange word.

"AAHH! EVERYTHING IS DOUBLE! LOOK! THERES A PACIFICA OCEAN! HAHAHA!" shouted a very freaked out Peridot.

"Ugh! I think I'm gonna..." said Lapis, but she faint so fast.

"Space... yup! I think I've gone cucco-crazy again!" said Jasper while moving her head.

"Ugh!" said Garnet as she felt goosebumps. Steven's head and Uncle Grandpa head however, floated peacefully and landed each on its respective body. They brofisted each other.

"Gem reunion!" said Garnet as every gem went into a circle.

"This is nuts! How in the right gems he do that?!" said a confused Jasper.

"I think he is an alternate reality magician." added Lapis.

"Thats crazy! We never had dealt with that before!" said Pearl.

"Whatever he is, He is DANGEROUS! We should destroy him!" said Garnet. Then Steven entered the circle of the gems.

"Hey! What are you guys talking about?" said Steven.

"Are you forming a secret club?" said Uncle Grandpa and then two more Uncle Grandpa appear out randomly in which surprised everyone.

"Can we join you?" said the three Uncle Grandpa in unision.

"Woah!" shouted all the gems (except Steven) as they backed off.

"*clears throat* Uhmm... Uncle Grandpa?" said Pearl.

"Good Morning!" said Uncle Grandpa as he waved his arm.

"Good morning?" added Peridot.

"Listen Uncle Grandpa... we decided to..." said Pearl but was interrupted by Uncle Grandpa.

"Play some video games?" said Uncle Grandpa as he along with Steven and Lapis were playing Smash Bros. 4. Uncle Grandpa as Captain Falcon, Steven as Mario, and Lapis as Lucina and it looked that Lucina landed a meteor smash at Captain Falcon.

"Ehhh... No..." said Pearl.

"Read some fanfictions?" suggested Uncle Grandpa as he along with Steven were reading a fanfiction called, The New Crystal Gems, a Steven Universe fanfiction.

"Ehh... No!" said Pearl.

"View the race of the ships to the canon island?" suggested Uncle Grandpa as he watched a huge boat called, THE S.S LAPIDOT colored both green and blue, and with a man with glasses standing on the ship.

"How did I get here? Meh, it doesn't matter. GO FASTER CAPTAIN! THE LAPIDOT SHIP WILL PREVIAL!" shouted the author.

"What?! No!" said Pearl.

"Lapidot?" added both a confused Peridot and Lapis while blushing.

"Eat some spaghetti?" suggested Uncle Grandpa as he along with Steven, Amethyst, and Jasper were eating a huge bowl of spaghetti.

"Yo." added Amethyst.

"Hey!" added Jasper.

"AMETHYST! JASPER!" shouted a very desperate Pearl with crazy pupils.

"LISTEN! We decided that you..." said Peridot trying to say what Pearl planned to said but Peridot was interrupted by Garnet.

"...That you are danger for this world and possibly the entire universe! And we decide to take you on and destroy you!" said Garnet.

"WHAT?!" said a surprised Steven.

"Oh. Bad mornign." added Uncle Grandpa.

"Wait guys! Don't!" said Steven trying to stop the attack of the Crystal Gems, but it was no use. Pearl, Amethyst, Garnet, and Jasper summoned their weapons while Lapis and Peridot took a fighting stance. Then three huge words appear out of nowhere.

"NEW CRYSTAL GEMS!" shouted a random voice.

"RUN AWAY!" shouted once again a random voice and then Steven along with Uncle Grandpa began to run away from the Crystal Gems.

The Crystal Gems began to chase Steven and Uncle Grandpa, however Amethyst tripped with the Y of the Run Away words.

"WHYYYYYYY?!" shouted Amethyst in a desperate tone.

"Amethyst! Bad puns are bad!" added Peridot.

"I'm sorry! They usually don't act like this!" said Steven still fleeing from the Crystal Gems.

"Belly Bag! We need an horizontal line!" said Uncle Grandpa.

"Sure thing!" said Belly Bag. Then he began to pull out a huge horizontal line that separated Steven from the Crystal Gems

Meanwhile at the Uncle Grandpa's van...

"Whoaaa... Where are we?" asked Steven.

"Welcome to the UGRV." said Uncle Grandpa.

"The what?" asked once again Steven.

"The Uncle Grandpa Recreational Vehicle." said Uncle Grandpa as the letters UGRV appeared in front of them with sparkly effects.

"Come on kid, theres someone I need to show you." said Uncle Grandpa as he went to the left side of the van along with Steven.

On that room there was a huge, green, and somewhat godzilla wannabe dinousaur sitting on the computer chair and a tiny, wimpy, with weak arms, pizza who is wearing sunglasses.

"Hello there! I'm Pizza Steve! The most awesome, strong, and fabolous Steve that you will ever meet." said Pizza Steve.

"Hello there Pizza Steve. I'm also a Steve. I'm Steven, Steven Universe." greeted Steven.

"Steven...Universe? Come on Uncle G, I got two rules! No more than 40 or 50 vans in the house and only one Steve in the van!" said Pizza Steve while appearing out on Steven hair.

"But these Steven is special! And besides, the author of this fanficiton doesn't like you very much." said Uncle Grandpa.

"Pardon me?" said Pizza Steve.

"Yeah! Just a few lines above it clearly states that you are wimpy and have tiny arms." said Uncle Grandpa.

"Thats ridiculous! Everyone loves Pizza Steve." said Pizza Steve while some random electric guitars played some chords.

"Besides he is a Crystal Gem." added Mr. Gus.

"A Crystal what?" said a confused Pizza Steve.

"How do you know about me?" asked Steven.

"Oh. I know alot of you Steven. I watched your show since the episode Gem Glow! Seriously your show is very awesome. Your Steven bombs really tear me up, I was surprised after seeing that Garnet is a fusion, or when Connie recieved training from Pearl, or that time where you gave Pearl that epic look when you block her attack with your shield. Your episodes are really awesome either way, it has cool story and awesome plots. Come on, I also have something to show you." said Mr. Gus as he along with Steven, Uncle Grandpa, and Pizza Steve follow him.

"Look! I even made my own gemsona. My gem is on my tail, and my weapon is a frying pan." said Mr. Gus while showing his gemsona.

"Well... it looks better than the gemsona of the author." said Uncle Grandpa.

"I heard that!" shouted the author.

"Oh! So you are the AUTHOR who thinks I'm not awesome enough, even if I'm too cool for you. Well let me say this to you, I AM AWESOME! More awesome than Mr. Gus!" said Pizza Steve.

"...Yeaahhhhhh, Nope! You are just a big, fat liar who can't even open a bottle of water. NOW GET OUT OF MY COMPUTER!" shouted the author as he grabbed Pizza Steve and throw him at the wall of the van.

"I was just saying...ugh! The pain." said Pizza Steve as he slided through the wall.

"Well... at least your drawing is very cool, Mr. Gus. I wish I can be cooler too." said Steven.

"Is something wrong?" asked Mr. Gus.

"Steven doesn't know how to throw his shield when he summons it." said Uncle Grandpa.

"Steven power have grown a lot ever since season 1. However, he needs to have a great emotional feel that will let him control even better shield...even throwing the shield." said Mr. Gus.

"That sounds... okay. Now what?" said Steven.

"Now we just wait the meanwhile." said Uncle Grandpa.

"The what?" said Steven with a confused face.

"The meanwhile. Like this one." said Uncle Grandpa as he pointed downwards.

Meanwhile on a blank space...

The Crystal Gems were running, running, and running and it seemed that everytime they encounter a dead end it transport them to another side still running without an ending. Finally they decided to stop. It seemed that Pearl, and Peridot were very freaked out.

"Ugh! Theres gotta be somewhere out of here!" said Garnet.

"WE'LL NEVER ESCAPE! THIS IS OUR NEW HOME!" shouted a very freaked out Pearl.

"Pearl you are overreacting." said Garnet trying to calm down Pearl.

"Yeah. Here have this." said Lapis while making a small orb made of water.

"WHATS THIS?!" asked Pearl.

"Its water. You seemed very thirsty." answered Lapis with a little smile.

"GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Pearl as she began to run at full speed on that blank space.

"HEHEHEHEHEHE, SHE IS RIGHT! WE ARE NOT GOING TO ESCAPE! WHY DON'T WE JUST SURREND OURSELVES?!" shouted a crazy Peridot.

"Woah calm down, you big nerd." said Jasper.

"THERE IS NO POINT! WE SHOULD JUST LIVE HERE! COME ON LAPIS! KISS ME!" said Peridot while grabbing Lapis shoulder making her blush.

"Whoa, what are you doing?!" asked a flushed Lapis.

"WHY DON'T WE JUST FLY TOGETHER?! I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!" said Peridot as she began to fly away like a helicopter thanks to her fingers in reckless manner. Finally Pearl accidentally slipped and crashed with Amethyst.

"Ugh! Hey! Where is Steven?" said Amethyst. Then Pizza Steve appeared cosplaying Steven Universe.

"Looking for me? Pizza Steven Universe?" said Pizza Steve in a cocky way.

"AHH! THATS NOT MY BABY!" said Pearl as she hide behind Garnet legs.

"Ohh nice!" said Amethyst as she began to get closer to Pizza Steve.

"WHOA! Hold on!" said Pizza Steven as he began to run away while Amethyst chase him.

"Hey, leave some for me." added Jasper. It appears that Amethyst had eaten Pizza Steve and she took out sunglasses from her mouth.

"Here." said Amethyst while giving the sunglasses to Jasper.

"Ewwww... at least they don't look bad on me." said Jasper while she wear the sunglass.

"Okayyyyy... I'm ready for this chapter to end." said Garnet while hitting the blank space in which it break and revealed they were back on the beach and Steven along with Uncle Grandpa, Lion, and GRFT were having the tea. While Peridot crashed at the beach.

"I'm sorry I couldn't solve your problem, Steven." said Uncle Grandpa.

"Thats okay. I had a lot of fun today." said Steven.

"STEVEN!" shouted all the gems except Peridot who appeared to be unconscious.

"Get away from him!" exclaimed Garnet.

"He is a monster!" added Pearl.

"And a weirdo!" added Lapis. Amethyst and Jasper simply hissed at Uncle Grandpa.

"Come on guys! He had enough for today." said Steven, but then a whip began to surround Uncle Grandpa.

"Oh! Good morning." said Uncle Grandpa, but he was captured and the Crystal Gems began to beat down Uncle Grandpa and then they jumped.

"Bad beating..." complained Uncle Grandpa.

"FINISH HIM!" shouted the gems as they began to descend at maximum speed.

"NOO! DON'T HURT HIM!" said Steven. Then Steven summoned his shield and everything went slow motion for him.

"Stop!" said Steven as he swung around his arm and finally made it. He finally throw his shield. He hurled the shield towards the Crystal Gems in which they got knocked up. The Shield bounced off and Steven manage to catch it. Then he run in front of Uncle Grandpa still with his shield summoned.

"Woah! I DID IT UNCLE GRANPDA! I finally did it!" said Steven.

"Yay..." grunted Uncle Grandpa. Then the Crystal Gems (except Peridot who was still on the ground laying around) standed up.

"Ugh... protecting him manage to get Steven throw his shield?!" asked an atonish Pearl.

"This man must be really close to him." said Garnet.

"Listen... everything seemed strange when Uncle Grandpa appeared, but you can't just beat something just because you don't understand. We never met anyone like him before, so we shouldn't judge him just by its appearance or way of talking at least. You have to stick up with them. Thats what you guys do for me." said Steven.

"Steven...you are right. HOW COULD I BE SO BLIND?!" cried Pearl.

"Geez Pearl, stop acting like a cartoon character." added Lapis.

"Thank you for showing us the right way, Uncle Grandpa." said Garnet.

"Well it seems that my work here is done." said Uncle Grandpa and then he disappeared and appear with GRFT on the sky flying away.

"And remember kids, if you ever feel that someone thinks you are a weirdo and you should change then ignore him! Steven and I got your backs. And don't forget to say, GOOD MORNING!" said Uncle Grandpa as the words Good Morning appear in front of them colored with rainbow colors.

"Awwww. I'm never going to miss him." added Jasper. Finally Peridot manage to wake up.

"Ugh... what happend? OH MY GEMS! I'm back at the beach. THANK THE HOLY ROCKS! It was only a dream! A horrible, horrible, and bad dream! Possibly the worst dream I have about it." said Peridot who appeared to be more relieved and calm down after the whole wacky experience of Uncle Grandpa.

At the Memory of Pizza Steve (1999-2015)...

"Who am I kidding? I'm not going to miss him! Glad he is gone forever, heh, heh, heh. Now lets see." said the author as he took out a list named, Special Crossover Chapters of my fanfiction of Steven Universe.

"Lets see, Dipper and Mabel are done. Uncle Grandpa is also done. Who is next...A-HA! Wirt and Greg." said the author.

Author's Note (2): I hope you guys enjoyed this Crossover Chapter along with "Gravity Universe"

I'm going to be honest, I have alot of fun writing those two special chapters and I hope you guys have fun reading it too! To be honest, I don't really dislike the show of Uncle Grandpa, if it wasn't for Pizza Steve then I'll probably watch Uncle Grandpa more often. I just really dislike the personality of Pizza Steve.

Anyways I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter! Stay tuned for Wednesday!