Note:
This crack pairing came from the random Hetalia pairing generator before it was gone sometime ago.
Tony = America's alien friend.
The alien perked up hearing the front door open and the Italian come inside. The brunet would not be here for long since he and Alfred would be leaving soon for their date. It was Feliciano's turn to come and spend the week in the states, and with this new arrangement, Feliciano had also taken to bringing over something from his homeland as a present, and always had something extra to give to the alien. During the time that had passed since this started, Tony slowly found himself looking forward to what he would receive. This had also started an unsettling problem for him.
Tony walked into the living room to the sight of the two nations with their arms wrapped tightly around one another, eyes closed in a deep kiss. A sharp sting of envy struck him and the alien covered it by talking. "Get a room," he said simply and with some forced humor. Surprised, the two quickly broke apart and in a small moment he caught his friends eyes, Tony saw the look in them that silently said they might.
Alfred said something but the alien was more focused on the Italian at the moment. Feliciano had turned his attention to him and with a smile(different than the one he had when he looked at Alfred) and pulled out a box -of what Tony assumed was candy judging from its shape- from a bag that was hanging on his arm and held it out to him. "I think you will really like these~! They are milk chocolate and hazelnut. A bit sweet, but very tasty!"
Tony accepted them with a thanks, and Feliciano turned his attention back to Alfred. And that smile was on his face again, one Tony wondered what it would have been like to have aimed at himself. It was something that would never be, he knew that well. Being an alien aside, the brunet was far too enamored with Alfred and from what he had seen the feeling was mutual.
Tony locked the door behind them as they left and was suddenly struck by an odd feeling. The house seemed a bit too big and empty right now. For now he would head back up to his room to use his computer to fill the silence while eating the candy he'd been given and let his mind wander about a love that would only remain a fantasy.