i uploaded the rough draft. this is the proper one. gosh i'm such an idiot. this is the stupidest thing i have ever written yet i enjoyed writing it... more than i should. anyway, read, review and enjoy

Eight adults currently occupied a piece of grass outside Air Temple Island, huddled around a fire generously started by Fire Lord Izumi. "Bumi, we are not playing truth or dare. We're too old for that game."

"You are no fun. How about never have I ever?"

Baatar cocked his head to the side in confusion. "How do you play?"

"Well dear, we take it in turns to say never have I ever. Now you want to say something that you have never done, but you know someone else has. For instance, never have I ever slept with Kya. Lin will have to take a shot to indicate that she has slept with Kya."

"Okay, so how many shots do we play to?"

Tenzin cut in, deciding to set the rules. "We usually play to ten. No asking stupid things like 'never have I ever had breakfast this morning.' And we have to own up to whatever the statement is." All adults nodded their heads in agreement. "Okay, Baatar, seeing as how you are new, would you like to go first?"

"Thank you. Never have I ever… bended an element." Six of the eight adults took a shot.

"Damn it. I just had to become an airbender. Okay, my turn. Never have I ever, had office sex." Five out of the eight took a shot. "Okay Izumi, tell us what happened."

The Fire Lord adjusted her glasses in an effort to draw away the attention from her blush. "I'm not going to go into detail but lets just say, that's how I conceived Iroh."

"I suddenly wish I was back in the force to tell him. Su and Baatar, it's pretty obvious you two have done it in an office. So which kid or kids, did you conceive?"

"Three out of five. I'm not telling you which ones though, because if I did, I'd have to bury you. I'm actually surprised Tenzin has never had sex in his office. I would have thought you and Lin would have done it at least once."

Tenzin looked at his wife for confirmation to proceed, happy when she gave him an encouraging smile. "I wanted to once but Lin would say it was unprofessional. Which makes me curious, when did you and sleep with my sister in your office?"

Lin cracked a smile, struggling not to laugh. "Remember last week when you came by to check the status of security for you air nomad event? Yeah, Kya was under the desk. I didn't even have pants on. Though, your voice was a total turnoff."

Tenzin's eyes widened. "That's why you didn't stand up like you usually do! And that is extremely unprofessional, at least when I suggested office sex, it was after hours!"

"Tenzin, I really don't care. Pema, your turn."

"Yay. Okay, umm, never have I ever not had to wash clothes."

"You're kidding?" Lin let out a sigh of frustration. "We don't judge in the circle. And what ever is said in the circle stays in the circle."

"Okay, never have I ever had sex in a public place."

Kya and Lin were the only ones to take a shot. "Lin, I think we are going to loose."

"You're the one who wanted to try new things."

Su let out a sound of disgust. "Ew, there are some things I did not want to know about you. No details, just list the places."

"I can't remember. Kya."

"Well, Avatar Korra park, the beach, which was by far the best, the snow, pro-bending arena, training grounds on the isl-"

Tenzin cocked an eyebrow. "I think it would be easier to list the places you haven't had sex."

"Shut up. For that, we also had sex in your office."

Tenzin glared at the two women. "I hate both of you."

"We love you to."

"Never have I ever taken Oogie without permission." Everyone took a shot. "Even you Baatar? I thought you were afraid of heights."

"I'm just going to say that I was desperate and the reward outweighed the risks. Kya."

"Okay, never have I ever left my partner feeling unsatisfied."

Lin let out a groan as she was the only one to take a shot. "It was one time and I told you I was tired. I hadn't slept in thirty-six hours and you expected me to act as though I could give everything you usually want. Like the ten minute message, before and after. Excuse me for taking a break."

"You could have at least tried."

"Fine, next time I will forgo the sleep required to keep me alert at work to pleasure you."

"That's all I ask."

"You are unbelievable. For that, never have I ever suggested being tied up to the bed." Everyone knew Kya was going to take a shot, what they didn't expect were for Izumi, Baatar and Pema to al take a shot. "I'm not even going to ask. Su, hurry up and go."

"Never have I ever had my in-laws, or partners parents walk in on me having sex." Kya, Pema, Tenzin and Baatar took a shot.

"I'm just happy that Toph was blind and couldn't see, everything. Never have I ever, passed out after two shots." He gestured to Pema with his thumb. "She's asleep."

Tenzin looked down at his wife to find that she was, indeed, asleep. "She has never been good with holding her liquor."

Lin started laughing randomly. "Su, you have to take a shot."

"What are you on about? I have never passed out after two shots before."

"Yes you have. You were two and uncle Sokka poured himself a drink. Mum called him outside for something and you drank his drink. Mum was not happy."

"Damnit." Su threw down her shot with a cough.

"Okay kiddies," Bumi started, "The scores are Lin, five. Kya, six. Su, three. Baatar, has also passed out after three shots. Izumi, yup, passed out as well. When did I become friends with a bunch of lightweights? I am on two and Tenzin is on two. Three down, five to go. Never have I ever ran away from an ex."

Tenzin took a shot. "Dad always told me, if a Beifong starts chasing you, run. Never have I ever had a one nightstand."

Bumi and Su both took a drink. "I was in the navy, what's your excuse young lady?"

"I was off travelling the world. Thought I should live a little and he was extremely hot."

"My little sister everyone. Kya go."

"Never have I ever been thrown in jail."

Su, Bumi and Tenzin all took a shot. Su cocked an eyebrow in confusion. "Lin, weren't you thrown in jail when you had your bending taken away?"

"Not so much a jail as a room where equalists took turns beating me." An awkward silence overcame the group, only to be removed quickly by Lin. "I threw them in jail when I got my bending back so no probl- and Tenzin is out. Never have I ever dated two people at once."

Bumi and Su lifted their shot glasses to their lips, only to have them fall to the ground as they both passed out. "Wow, your plan actually worked."

"You mean my plan to use eighty percent alcohol and give them larger glasses while giving us smaller ones? Yes, I'd say that plan worked well." Both Kya and Lin looked up when they heard a gasp from the tree branches above them.

The Avatar let out a nervous laugh at being caught. "We promise not to tell anyone if you let us live."

"Fine, Mako and Bolin, grab a marker and start drawing on their faces. Korra grab some of Oggie's fur and glue it to Tenzin's head. Asami, Kya and I will get everyone dressed in their new outfits."

"Lin, have I ever told you, you're a genius?"

"I'm not letting that 'unsatisfying your needs' comment go."

"Damnit."