Now that Chica has fucked up Smosh, it's time for Bonnie's targets.
Bonnie slowly walks up to the very large compound, and enters, it's eerily quiet and no sight of anyone. He continues to explore the building, and begins to hear faint screaming, followed by faint shouting. Searching for the source, he finds a closed door with light peering under the door frame, and knocks on the door.
The door opens, and Michael from Rooster Teeth's head pokes out, not seeing anyone, becomes confused.
"Who the fucks out there I swear to god" Michael walks out and Bonnie emerges from the shadows!
"Ooga booga motherfucker"
"Alright, real funny, who the fuck's in there? Geoff? Burnie?" Michael is unphased.
"I beg your pardon" Bonnie's scare boner has gone flaccid.
"Where did you find this man? This shit looks awesome."
"Micoo!" Gavin screams "I think it's real!"
Michael realizes the situation and him and Gavin run from Bonnie, cue the Benny Hill Music.
Michael and Gavin are starting to lose their stamina, Bonnie, becoming a fucking machine will never stop.
Michael then pushes Gavin into Bonnie and Bonnie rips Gavin into two. Michael pours one out for the dead homie
"You were a right piece of shit anyway"
"Oh come on! What the fuck Michael?" Geoff emerges from the shadows
"There goes half of our views dude" Geoff is angry at Michael
"He was still a piece of shit anyway"
"Yeah you right" Geoff understands Michael's decision, but Bonnie grabs Geoff and takes a giant fucking bite of his arm.
"The fuck? This tastes awful" Bonnie spits out the arm
"Yeah bitch, tattoo ink doesn't taste very well, huh?" Geoff then dies from blood loss, I expect those will be his last words, engraved on his tombstone.
Michael continues to run from Bonnie, he hides around a corner.
"I wonder if the writer will help me in the plot"
A sword is mantled right next to Michael
"Coolio" (not the wrap DON'T sue me please)
Michael takes the sword, goes into full Mogar mode and stabs Bonnie in the eye
"Alright bitch really?" Bonnie is really mad
"Those don't come fucking cheap you know"
Michael is attempting to pull the sword out of Bonnie but it's too late Bonnie's got you BITCH
Ray walks in.
"I'm glad I quit" Ray leaves.
Bonnie radios in to the rest of the group
"The mad one and the loud one are dead, I'm gonna join the circus though because I'm a cyclops looking motherfucker now."