Freddy begins his quest.

Freddy enters the compound and sees a man leave the premises

"Eck" the man says, it's JonTron.

Freddy peers into the window to see who his targets are

It's a bunch of dudes and one chick laughing at a screen with moving things on it.

"What a bunch of fucking NERDS" Freddy says to himself, but the people here it, it's the Game Grumps!

"Oh my gosh it's Freddy Fazbear run!" Ross says as they all simultaneously run towards the door.

"Fuck me dude did this really happen?" Arin notices that everyone is jammed into the door frame

"Well I guess we're dead rest in peace everybody" Barry pours one out for the dead homie.

Freddy then conveniently murders the shit out of everyone, but Danny, Kevin, and Arin manage to escape.

Danny and Kevin hide under a table, they hear Freddy get closer to their vicinity.

"This looks like it, Kevin" Danny says, nonchalantly, which is weird for the current situation, he then pushes Kevin out from under the table.

"Here, cretin, take this as sacrifice"

Freddy stares intently into Kevin's eyes

"You're too hot" Freddy says and instead belly flops onto the table, breaking it and crushing Danny, Kevin pours one out for the dead homie before running away.

Arin, on the other side, tries to look for a weapon, as he sees Freddy barreling down the hallway, finds a large array of weapons at his diposal. First, an action figure, he throws it at Freddy, and he shrugs it off like it ain't nothing.

"You a fucking pussy" Freddy tells Arin

"No...you're the pussy you pussy" Arin is intimidated by the huge mechanical bear. He then sees behind Freddy the ultimate weapon.

"Look over there, a sequel!"

"Where I must be in it!" Freddy eagerly looks around, only to realize he's been tricked.

Arin grabs the lightsaber on the shelf and screams an impressive battle cry!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" he screams

"is the first letter of my name"

Freddy then draws the built-in lightsaber

"Never leave home without"

An EPIC lightsaber duel happens, the lightsabers clash multiple times, sometimes Arin is on the offense and sometimes Freddy is on the offense, what a butt clenching battle. Arin, realizing Freddy is an even match, goes for a last resort, he kisses Freddy! whoaa, but his lips get caught in Freddy's wires.

"Oh fucking hell" Arin says muffled.

Freddy bites Arins head off, victory goes to the bear!

"Man this guy tastes like drump"

Freddy radios in to the others

"My work is done homos hit me up when the sequel happens"