Haha, okay this one isn't a songfic but just this conversation on msn. This is based on real events although it has been altered to fit the characters a bit better and to make mopre sence then the real conersation between me and some of my mates, what I had basically said in this convo is what my character is saying (Delphian Bleak) and Fletcher is my mates ex boyfriend, Valkyrie being one of my mates who joked around to back me up and Skulduggery was pretty much added for fun and the fact that a SP oneshot isn't an SP oneshot without him
I class this as M because I am paranoid and it includes talk of unprotected sex & Chlamydia, please do not read if uncomfortable reading.
may I also mention that none of the thoughts expressed in this oneshot are to be listened to, UNPROTECTED SEX IS NOT SAFE! USE PROTECTION.
please R&R, I give out virtual cookies!
and if anyone want's to be included in any oneshots/drabbles I will be doing I am open for requests, same on songfics requests are highly apriciated and OC's of your own, or just a version of you can be requested to be in these =]
I'll stop rambling now here ya goooo
*Disclaimer, I do not own skul, val, or fletch, however I do own Del.*
Valkyrie Cain – Valkyrie (L) FIRE
Delphian Bleak – I'dTapThat
Skulduggery Pleasant – DetectivePleasant
Fletcher Renn – Rennster
-Rennster has signed in-
Rennster: 3, 2, 1.
-I'dTapThat has signed in-
I'dTapThat: DUUUUUUUDDEE!
Rennster: Hello Del how was your day?
I'dTapThat: The one day I go to school with Val and I catch Chlamydia.
Rennster: You WHAT?!
I'dTapThat: I caught Chlamydia, the whole class did.
Rennster: How?!
I'dTapThat: Unprotected sex. How else to you think? The magic STI fairies paid a visit?
Rennster: Could have happened. Back to the point, you had unprotected sex in lesson? Which lesson?
I'dTapThat: PSHE.
Rennster: So you had unprotected sex in PSHE?
I'dTapThat: Theoretically, yes
Rennster: So you had unprotected sex in a school lesson? Val's never told me about that... It makes no sense, unless you went into the toilets?
I'dTapThat: Nope, we did it in lesson, in the drama room.
Rennster: The teacher SAW?! :S Oh wait, in a drama room, acting.
I'dTapThat: Nope, It was PSHE.
Rennster: So let me go back over this, you caught Chlamydia in PSHE? I'm still confused.
I'dTapThat: Yes. I had unprotected sex in my PSHE lesson, with everyone in our class and the teacher. =]
Rennster: I don't believe you.
I'dTapThat: Really? I could get Val in, she was in the lesson, and she had fun too.
-Valkyrie (L) FIRE has been added to the conversation-
Valkyrie (L) FIRE: Hey guys, what's up?
I'dTapThat: Val, didn't we catch Chlamydia in PSHE?
Valkyrie (L) FIRE: Yup. The sex was good. =] You sure know what you're doing Del, haha.
-DetectivePleasanthas just broken into the conversation-
DetectivePleasant: If only breaking into the sanctuary was that easy. Anyway I heard Fletcher gasp and start crying in his room, what are you two doing?
Valkyrie (L) FIRE: Nothing, honest!!
I'dTapThat: Telling him how we had sex together with the whole class and got Chlamydia =]
DetectivePleasant: You WHAT?!
Valkyrie (L) FIRE: Sorry Skull, I did try and keep it from you. However Del really knows what she's doing.
-DetectivePleasant has signed out-
-Rennster has signed out-
I'dTapThat: Do you think we should tell them it was hypothetical sex?
Valkyrie (L) FIRE: .... Nahh.
Hehe, sorry about that, I was going through my old chat logs and came across it and just has to turn it into this, please R&R