omg, this was sooooooo much fun to write. i actually found myself laughing at my own jokes. Anyway, read, review and enjoy

Tenzin was minding his own business, reading the newspaper while he ate breakfast, when something small and hard hit him in the head. Looking up in surprise, Tenzin spotted Rohan holding a small pebble in his little hands. Thinking nothing of it, Tenzin shrugged and turned his attention back to the newspaper when he felt it again, only harder, hurting a bit more than the previous one. "What the?" Putting his paper down, the airbender looked at his son intently, when his wife walked in.

"Are you okay dear?"

"I think Rohan's throwing rocks at me."

"Rohan, are you throwing rocks at your father?"

The young boy shook his head with a grin. "Nooooo." Determining this as, good enough, the two parents went back to doing their tasks, when Rohan spoke up. "I'm bending them."

Tenzin looked up again, only to have another rock hit him, between the eyes. A total bullseye.

"There, right there. Spirits!" Lin was finding her morning to be rather pleasurable, when the pleasure suddenly came to a halt. "Why'd you stop?"

"Because you're going to break my head with your thighs." Forcing herself to relax, her lover went back to work again.

Just as the metalbending Chief was finding herself on the brink of release, her ex burst into the bedroom, completely dampening the mood. "Tenzin!?"

"Lin! Thank goodness you are still on the island! Pema and I need your help."

"Tenzin-"

"Our son, Rohan, he's an earthbender."

"Tenzin-"

"He's throwing boulders in the front yard and we can't stop him."

"Tenzin!"

"What are you waiting for? Get out of bed." Taking hold of the hand Lin was using to keep the blanket covering her, Tenzin began to pull her out of bed.

"Stop!" Seeing that her ex wasn't listening to reason. Lin quickly stood, in all her glory and slapped him. "Can you not see, that I am fucking naked!? Because your wife does!"

Taking in her naked body, Tenzin turned around to see that his wife was covering her eyes. "I uh, umm." His eyes finally landed on her chest… firmly on her…firm chest. "Lin, you look as radiant as ever." Another slap echoed throughout the room.

The Chief of police began to get dressed as Pema entered the room fully. "Wait, isn't this Kya's room?"

"It is."

"Then where is she?"

"Under here." Everyone looked to the bed, to see the waterbender's head peeking out at the bottom. "Hey bro." Seeing that his eyes were still on her lover, she let a smirk crawl onto her face. "Jealous?"

The four adults stood behind the front door, the sound of rocks pelting the wall and acolytes screaming could be heard. "Damn, never through two meditating air nomads could raise such a little terror."

"Lin, my nephew isn't a terror, he's just realising his potential." A rock came crashing in through the window. "His very violent potential."

Taking a breath, Lin opened the door to see a boulder flying towards her head. Catching it mid air, she crushed it into bits.

The little boy's eyes widened at the sight of a very angry Lin Beifong standing before him. Turning around, he made an attempt to run, only to have a metal cable wrap around his ankles and dragged him until he was hanging upside down in front of her. Making an endeavour to get away from her, he began earthbending rocks, each one breaking apart as they made contact with her armour.

"Enough!" Rohan stopped at her command, as fear crossed his features. "Look at what you have done." The little boy looked around to see a smashed window, splintered wood and acolytes cowering in fear. Dropping the Rohan onto the ground, the earth quickly moved to swallow him until he was neck deep. "Now, you are going to stay here until I decide when it is time for you to be released."

"Lin, I don't think my son should be punished like this. Why not just give him a time out? Or make him eat more vegetables?"

The metalbender rolled her eyes at Pema's ludicrous suggestions. "Not happening."

"But-"

"Are you an earthbender?"

"Well, no."

"Then shut up. This is how we punish earthbending students. Even in the force and metalbending academy. It's how we learn control. Nothing you can say or do will make me release him."

Pema knelt down in front of her son's head and brushed his hair out of his face. "When will you let him go?"

"When I finish my morning routine." Taking Kya's hand, they both began to walk back to the bedroom.

"That's disgusting."

"It is."

"And don't think I am going to forgive you staring at Lin's body."

Tenzin let out a sigh as he trudged back into the house, leaving Rohan and Pema behind so he can sulk about what he lost.