It's been a few hours since nii-san rode off to the faire. The house is nice and quiet–for once–and I'm peacefully reading 'Dragonfly Pool'. Suddenly, there's a loud obnoxious knock on the door. I sigh, and place down the book. Walking over to the door, I glance out of the peephole that nii-san had installed. Woah and behold…it's Sakura.

"Ugh," I groan. As soon as I unlock the door, she waltzes in like she owns the place. Stupid pink headed bitch. "Sakura-san, what a pleasent," Not really. "Suprise."

"Isn't it though?" She smiles. Her smile makes me want to run into the nearest room and lock the door. "I'm just full of surprises." Sakura places a hand on a nearby side vanity table. Don't know why it's there, ask Itachi. "You know Sasuke-kun, there isn't a boy in town that wouldn't want to be in your shoes. This is the day," She pauses and looks into her reflection. "Hm," She quickly cleans her teeth with her tongue. I shudder since she isn't looking. She smiles. "Mm, ah." She turns back to face me. "This is the day your dreams come true."

I take a few steps back from Sakura, towards the table where my book is. "What do you know about my dreams Sakura-san?" Nothing you evil bitch! Nothing!

"Plenty!" She smiles. "Here, picture this," She sits down and places her muddy boots onto…my book.

You evil slut! Grah! I start to mentally cuss her out.

"A hunting lodge, my latest kill toasting on the fire," She kicks off said boots and her disgusting smelly feet are now on my precious book. "My little husband, massaging my feet. While the little ones play on the floor with the dogs. We'll have six or seven."

"Dogs?" I ask, trying not to gag from the smell of her feet.

"No Sasuke-kun!" Sakura chuckles. "Strapping girls like me!"

"Imagine that," I quickly rescue my book and begin to clean it, walking over to the bookcase to place it somewhere where it'll be safe from that she-thing.

"Do you know who that little husband will be?" I hear Sakura walk from behind me.

"Let me think," I place the book in the bookcase.

"You Sasuke-kun!" Sakura traps my by the wall.

"Sakura-san," I slip under her arm and away from her. "I'm…I'm…" Way too repulsed to say anything! Gross, me marry you! Wait a minute, I have an idea. "Speechless," I wait at the door for Sakura to come to me. "I really don't know what to say."

"Say you'll marry me," She gives me her gross smile, and once more tries to trap me by the door.

"I'm very sorry Sakura-san, but…but," I slip my hand to the doorknob. "I just don't deserve you." I open the door and watch her fall into a mud puddle. Smirking, I wave and close the door.

I wait for about an hour before I dare go outside once more. "Is she gone," I murmur to myself. "Can you imagine," I start talking to the animals that live in our mini farm. Yes, Itachi and I live in a farm house. "She asked me to marry her! Me, the husband of that borish," I throw out some chicken feed. "Brainless!" I turn to the goat. "Haruno-san, can't you just see it. Haruno-san, her little husband. No sir, not me," I start running to the hillside. "I guarantee it! I want much more than this provincial life!" I'm at the top and the sunset is beautiful. I lay down on the hill. "I want adventure in the great wide somewhere, I want it more than I can tell. And for once it might be grand," I pluck a dandelion. "To have someone, understand." I let the dandelion seeds fly. "I want so much more than they've got planned."

Neigh from behind me alerts me that Kurai is back.

"Nii-san, you're back! Did you win?" I turn around to see a scared Kurai with no nii-san in sight.

"Kurai!" I grab the horses reins. "Where's nii-san? Where's Itachi?!"