Okay, if you ask me this is really very terrible, I wrote it very late on the 4th, early hours of the 5th so it really is very very bad.

Oh my word, to everyone who has said happy birthday thankyou so much, :) and for those who wrote the short drabbles, thankyou lmao! I laughed at them and was very happy :) It really made my day xxx

x Delphian Bleak x

"DEL, GET YOUR BIRTHDAY ASS DOWN HERE TO YOUR OWN DAMN PARTY OR ELSE!" Neera yelled up the stairs to the birthday girl herself. "I'm sorry, I never knew you were turning into a grade one a-hole with serious attitudinal problems!" Delphian yelled back,

"You have to stop watching wild child." Neera rolled her eyes, "Fine, come down when you're ready." She finished and walked over to Skulduggery.

"Hey, is she alright up there? She kicked a big fuss got us all to get dressed up. Forced Valkyrie into a dress, and all the guys into suits even Fletcher, and she isn't coming down?" Skulduggery said, a smirk on his face.

"She's still getting ready apparently, I still think she's trying to impress someone." Neera said, crowd watching. Everyone had turned up for this party. They had decorated it as a ball, the main hall being the main dance hall. All in all the arrived guests were: Skulduggery, Tanith, Valkyrie, Ghastly, China, Lythia, Mademise, Neera, Amithest, Rialla, MercyFul, Angel, Freedom, Flaring, Druna, Shakra, Roma and many more. Everyone was present apart from Delphian, who was still upstairs.

Neera and Valkyrie decided enough was enough and stormed up there themselves.

"Delphian, seriously what is taking so long?" Valkyrie asked through the door, a surprise to Delphian as they heard a squeal and a clatter.

"Um, Nothing I'm just trying to find my jeans..." At this point Ghastly had wondered where she was also, and had came upstairs and walked straight into the room, shutting the door on the two girls outside, they stuck their ears to the wood. "You are not wearing jeans! I made you an outfit and you are going to wear it!" they heard him say,

"But I mean... I... I'm scared." Delphian whined.

"Scared? It's an outfit, please, are you scared of what he will think? Del, Hun, he'll love it, trust me, I've known him for so long." He said gently and there were a few muffled sounds and Ghastly came out. "She'll be down soon." He said, and he continued down stairs. The girls shrugged and descended the stairs too.

Two minutes later there was a bang upstairs and a very distinctive "SHIT!" Mostly everyone turned to look at the stairs, and Delphian spoke, but still unseen. "Um.. If you're all planning on staring at me on my way down, can you refrain? I mean... Um... I'm nervous as it is, and it's my own party." She did sound nervous, and most people giggled. Then she came into sight.

She had her head down, but her hair was down and curled. She lifted her head to show not only a very obvious blush but green eye shadow and her normal red lipstick. Neera fainted, Valkyrie having to hold her up, and most people were glued to their places.

Delphian Bleak was wearing a dress. A freaking DRESS.

A dress of the deepest emerald green, it was long sleeved and to the floor. She had a frown on and was clearly unhappy, just as Neera woke up to scream something, the tripped.

"OW!! SHIT!! GHASTLY WHY DID YOU MAKE ME WEAR THESE HEELS!" she screamed. Skulduggery went over to pick her up, and he held her close.

"You look beautiful." He whispered into her ear and she shivered, and giggled like a little schoolgirl.

"You look quite dashing yourself." She replied. Everyone else had decided to go out into the back yard, giving them some privacy. Well, all apart from Neera.

Skulduggery moved into Delphian's face, gently touching his lips to hers. "DELPHIAN AND SKULDUGGERY SITTING IN A CARRR! ONE GOES OOOOOOHH, ONE GOES AAHHHH!" Neera screamed, cackling in evil hysterics.

Delphian turned her head slowly towards Neera, kicking off her shoes. "Neera, come and give me a hug." She said, sickly sweet. Neera's eyes widened

"You wouldn't"

"Try me."

Neera ran screaming into the backyard, grabbing nearly everyone's attention. "KEEP THE CRAZY AWAY FROM MEE!" she screams.

"Neera, I got you a new lava lamp!"

"OOOHH!" Neera ran towards her. "Where where where?!" she asked.

Delphian held out a her empty hand, not a lava lamp. "There's not a lava lamp, t- OW!" Del had hit her on the head.

"HAHAHAAA!" She screamed then muttered. "Ow..."

"Oh by the way," Tanith said.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" the rest of the guests chorused, and she thanked them all. Returning to her room abruptly and coming back down.

"Neera, haha, just thought you ought to know," She pulled something from behind her back, it was small and black and fit into the palm of her hand. Until she clicked the small indentation in the middle of it and it grew about three times as long " I've never seen Star Wars, but this reminded me of a light sabre and I thought it was pretty. And look, I can make it red too!" she pressed a different button on the other side and the extended parts went back in and came out red.

"That's nice what is it though, why are you showing it to me?" Neera asked, extremely confused.

"It's not an "it" I've called her Scarlett. So you call her Scarlett. And dear Scarlett here, is my rather boring secret weapon!" she cackled evilly and grinned.

Thanks for wasting your time reading this :p and Neera, my secret weapon is multitaskable ;P mwhahaha. um yeah, haha.. cya? lol. this is really bad I know so many errors and Grammar problems but I can't really help it.. lol..

Delphian Out. x