It smells good.

That was all that I could think of as I was exiting my unconscious faze. It smelled really, really good.

I blinked, trying to pry my drooping eyes open to find out where I was. My heart leaped as I saw that I was sleeping on the chest of none other then the bastard I like to call Sasuke Uchiha.

What?

How did this-

I felt my face grow hot.

Did last night really happen? Had I, Naruto Uzumaki, had sex with Sasuke Uchiha? How did this happen?

I laid there on his chest, and thought over the past night.

"My eyes tried to flutter open, but they wouldn't let me keep them open. I reached my hand out to feel him, finally gripping his tank top that he never got the chance to take off. I pulled him back down and kissed him hard, my tongue ripping into his mouth as if punishing him for leaving.

And so we continued. My hand slid from gripping the fabric onto laying on his shoulder, constantly feeling the smooth skin it found.

Sasuke pressed our bodies together as I redirected my hands to slide under his shirt. They grazed upward, lifting the fabric with it. We had to separate for a moment to let the clothing off of his body, but we kept our rhythm. We pressed our bare chests together, both of us admiring the touch."

I subconsciously tightened my grip around Sasuke's torso, forcing myself to face facts.

I liked it.

I had sex with the person on this earth I hate the most, and liked it.

No. I don't hate him. Do I? If I had asked myself this question 24 hours ago was easy to answer. Yes, I thoroughly and completely despised the kid.

But asking this now? Do I hate him? Or had he been right that I only was jealous of him because Sakura was head over heals for him and he was such a jerk to her?

I thought over this very hard. He really isn't that bad of a guy, I mean anyone would try to slip a girl out from under their skin. And being the fact she was trying to hook up with him even though he was gay he has even more of a reason to get annoyed with her.

And yea, he has been pretty nice to me, all in all. I mean, he let me sleep in his bed even though he knew I hated him, right?

Oh, but he was pretty jerkish at times… but if it runs in the family, it's not really his fault, right?

So… do I like him? Or is he just a friend…?

Wait… aren't these the questions I should ask myself before we have sex?

I blushed deeply, twisting my head upward, watching his sleeping face intensely.

Ok, so I'll admit, he has a gorgeous face. And amazingly mysterious eyes. And perfect, silky dark hair. And downright sexy abs. And the most amazing ass I've ever seen on anybod- WHAT AM I SAYING?

How do I know his ass is amazing? I've never looked at it, have I?

…have I?

OH MY GOD I HAVE.

But… I wasn't looking for THAT reason! I was looking…

Because…

I… wanted to…

Ok, so I don't know that answer, but that doesn't mean I like him!

Does it?

No!

Ohh god why is this so confusing? Do I like him or not?

It shouldn't be that hard to answer!

Well… how did I feel during…

Never mind. I'm not going to ask myself that question.

I think the real question here is does Sasuke like me? Or was that just something he felt like doing at the time?

I can't doubt he's never shown any real interest in me at all. He didn't even know I existed really. The only time he's ever shown proof he'd known I was alive was when he handed me my book back yesterday.

Or has he? He's so goddamn emotionless I can't even tell! I mean, I've never seen him even look at me before. I didn't know he even knew my name until yesterday!

I wonder if he has always liked me…? Or was it something that just occurred to him would be fun to do last night…?

Oh god! Sasuke, why are you so distant? Why can't you make this easy? You never show you're opinion!

Or do you?

It had occurred to me then.

His laptop was inches away from my fingers.

Light inhales and exhales teased themselves up by Sasuke's soft lips, and he was in a deep, peaceful slumber.

Gosh he is so beautiful…

Did I really just think that?

His laptop was taunting me so much. Maybe I'll just peak inside it? See if there says anything about me?

No! NO NO NO! That is an invasion of privacy! I can't just open up his computer and tap into his private diary. Even if it was an inch away from me and Sasuke was sleeping peacefully…

Well… maybe just a peek?

I extended my arm outward and grabbed a hold onto the dark blue computer, opening it gently.

Ok, just a peak Naruto, don't over do it. If it gets too personal, just close out of it right away.

As the black screen quickly faded away, it presented a bright white page. I blinked at the sudden change of color, getting my sleepy eyesight into focus.

It was a blank Microsoft Word page. I examined the it for a minute.

Ugh, he has the newest version? Crap I don't know how to use this one…

I noticed the scroll bar on the right of the page, and knew immediately that the smaller the little rectangle thing meant the more that was written in the document, and damn that rectangle was miniscule! I looked at the title of the page.

"June 3rd"

That was yesterday. I wonder if he…? I remembered waking up slightly in the middle of the night.

"I found myself slightly awake, listening to the sounds of quick light clicking, mixed with a helping of louder clicks, indicating the sound of a space bar. I numbly hugged onto the object I was laying on, and pressed my face into it.

A light hand ran its fingers through my hair smoothly. I drifted off into sleep almost instantly."

So he had written in it last night? After… well…that.

I moved the cursor over the little rectangle and clicked it as small number popped up on the bottom left side.

"34".

34 pages? On just yesterday? Holy crap!

I pulled the rectangle to the top of the scroll bar.

"Friday June 3rd

Yea yea, another day. The sun is shining, birds are chirping.

Life could go chuck itself into a fucking burning hole right now.

I'm at the table drinking some more Hot Chocolate, but what else is new? I'm bored shitless and frankly I feel like typing to avoid talking to Itachi. Again.

Crap crap crap. Shit shit shit. Fuck fuck fuck.

Just typing randomly.

Who does Itachi think he's kidding? He's telling Mom about going to that carnival I had mentioned the other day. It's obvious he's just going to spend another few hours with his boyfriend.

And Mom believed him again.

God some people are so dumb. No offence to Mom or anything, but she still hasn't caught on?I mean, his hickey is the size of Texas.

Ugh… enough here I have nothing to talk about. I think I'll go add in some stuff for Yesterday."

Ah! Nothing about me there…

I pursed my lips, and scrolled down using the touchpad until I caught a glimpse of my name.

"Crap.crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap.

I'm in Science class, paired with none other than Naruto. Why me?

Not only am I certain my heart's gunna explode, but I'm also much more certain than ever that he thoroughly wants me to get eaten alive by mutant rats or something.

Fucking Sakura.

If she didn't go around everyday proclaiming to be my fucking girlfriend he wouldn't detest me so much. Seriously, what does he see in her? She's a loud, annoying bitch.

God do I hope he realizes this fact soon. He can be so adorably thick some times though. 3"

Did he just say I'm adorable? I swallowed. So… does he like me like that then? No… maybe? And what's with the less-than-three heart? Does Sasuke Uchiha actually think like this?

I continued to read with a thick interest.

"Oh man I gotta stop thinking about him like that while he's sitting right next to me."

How often does he think of me like that in general?

"This is the first time we've ever really had chance to talk, and I really want to but… I can't. Not when he's brooding in his chair mixing together who-knows-what-type-of-chemicals because he has to work with me. It doesn't work like that.

It's not the right place to be having a casual conversation with him right now. It's not the right place to lift him up on this table and have my way with him either, but a guy can dream, can't he?

I don't think it'll be the right place until he realizes that Sakura isn't actually my girlfriend. But the way it looks he's too blinded by her perfect butt to realize it.

Naruto, you adorable, sexy blockhead."

Oh my god… I feel completely terrible now… is it true that he likes me like that? And how could I be so heartless as to do that to him? I had thought my situation with my crush was terrible, but in reality this guy had to live with knowing that the person who he had a crush on the most hated him more than ever?

And… did he just call me sexy?

"Ahh I shouldn't be typing this right now. Neither the time nor place.

:/ But I really do wish something happens that he realizes this just so he doesn't hate me anymore.

Again however... there's still the fact he's not gay.

:(

I really, really wish he was though. He's so cute. And he has such a funny, amazing personality.

He has a great ass too.

I wonder what Naruto's reaction would be…? Well, with the way things are now he'd slap me and avoid me for the rest of my life… more than he already tries to do that is. Do you think if Sakura never entered the picture he'd accept my feelings?

Probably not…

:(

Anyway, even if he doesn't change his way I'll be screwed.

And not in a good way either.

God Sasuke, you great big pervert stop thinking like that.

But it's not like I can help it. I'm a teenager run on hormones.

Can I help the constant fantasies as I gaze into the back of his head during science class? :x"

Ok, WHAT? That pervert has looked at my ass? Well, I don't know about the avoiding him thing, but slapping him seems pretty keen right now. And god I feel so horrible about this. Why am I such a dumbass?

But he's so cute! I bet he'd look even cuter in skinny jeans…

P: yum…

Ok… avoiding this subject.

Why do I always talk like this when I write? I swear I'm lucky no one reads this.

Haha… whoops…

"I'm so bored with typing on this, but I wanna seem busy so that Naruto doesn't ask me to help with the experiment. From here it looks like he's doing great… I'm proud of him :)

:/ hmm… I keep stealing glances at him, I gotta stop. He's so pissed. God why must he hate my existence?"

He looks at me when I'm not looking…?

"Whatever.

The bell just rang, and Naruto couldn't have fled any faster :(

Ohhh god Sakura just crashed into Naruto by the door. Gross, she touched him.

Naruto looks so helplessly fluttered when he talks to her.

:(

I gotta go before Sakura reads this. She just left him standing there on the floor. Really? What a bitch! He dropped his books and forgot to pick up one. What doesjjiod

*Sakura glomped me* :(

I think I'm going to kill myself. Someway extremely painful.

I'll hang myself, and put tiny razor blades on the noose.

Wait scratch that. I'll kill Sakura first.

Yea, that sounds good.

Naruto just refused to thank me after I handed his book back to him. His words keep echoing in my mind.

"I'm not saying thank you…"

:("

Oh my god. Why am I such a jackass? How could I do that?

I sighed into Sasuke's chest. I'm such a terrible person…

"It's all fucking Sakura's fault!

MUST she be so clingy and GOD Leave me alone woman, will ya? She just texted me. We walked the whole way home together and she STILL needs to talk to me? It's really pathetic…

And how do you not even notice someone as gorgeous and sweet as Naruto anyway? I'm never forgiving her for that.

I'm in my room now, I just took a shower. I don't feel light straightening my hair tonight. I'll do it tomorrow morning."

Ugh, he's off the topic of me again. Ok, that's enough… I got what I wanted to get, and now I will stop.

Ok, maybe just a little more?

I scrolled down the page, reading every last bit I could find worth reading.

"Walking home with Sakura was a bitch but what else is new?

She wanted to come over, but I told her I was swarmed in homework. She then persisted on saying we could work on it together, but that's not happening. I know she'll try to get in my pants again."

Again?

"Why doesn't she realize I'm not interested?

But Sakura's not the point here; besides the fact she should go kill herself.

Goddamn this Chinese food is amazing. Whoever invented it had a life filled with awesome.

Haha~!

I just ate a fortune cookie, and I removed the fortune first for once so I don't accidentally eat it or something like I do practically every time, and when I took a bite in it I realized there was still a paper in it. I got pissed because I ALWAYS bite into the paper. I think they like to be bitten. But anyway, it was another fortune. It says "A surprise is coming your way"

Touché fortune cookie. Touché.

I laughed.

Ryo~chan's laughing at me too…:(

But it's ok, because I laughed too. I mean, I just got pwned by Chinese food, who wouldn't laugh?

I snorted into his chest before continuing to read.

"I just told Ryo what happened with Naruto today. She really helps to talk to.

She told me to start being nicer to him. Like actually talk to him for once, tell him I'm not actually dating Sakura. And to find something in common. I wonder what we would have in common? He's so funny, and cute and nice and I'm so…me. Any way, I'll think about doing that, but I'm not sure if I should… he really hates me. :( But she was nice about all of this.

I love her muchly.3

Perhaps if I was straight I'd have a crush on her?

She is a gorgeous girl.

I think I'll draw now? Whatever, I'm blasting The Maine. Thank god for sound proof walls.

Ugh. Sakura changed her status on Facebook to "t0tAllY Ad0r3 sAsUk3 Uch1hA s0 mUch!" god I HATE how she types. It's a disgrace to have my name spelled like that. It's Sasuke Uchiha. Get it fucking right.

Ugh. She'll throw a pissy fit if I don't change mine to something involving her…. Ugh. But there's no way I'm even mentioning her in my status."

I scrolled passed a giant rant he was going off on, feeling far too much of a jackass to read other words of how I was a jackass.

"HAHAHA! Futurama is on. I turned it on right before the Professor said "Good news everyone! I taught the toaster to feel love!" HAHA I think that's my all-time favorite?"

Hah! I love that show!

It should be around here where I come in, isn't it? I wonder if he has the time in which I came here?

"Ugh, someone's at the door."

Bingo.

"Really? Who comes to our house? Why would you hike up a mile long driveway to come to the Uchiha house?

Probably some guy wanted to sell us some cheese again. HA. That was an interesting conversation I had with him though. Am I really too mean? I guess.

Ugh, Itachi is calling me, hold on.

HODOLY FUCKJING CREAP!

I'm sitting in my room and have so many typos in that last line right now because NARUTO IS AT MY HOUSE.

I know I despise chatspeak but this is totally an OMG moment.

But, he's all cut up and hold on I'll explain in a minute

I had to go get clothes for him to wear because he's completely covered in dirt and mud and he's all cut up and OH MY GOD I CANT GET OVER THE FACT HTAT HE'S AT MY HOUSE!

/

I'm so fluttered I can't type.

Ok, he's IN MY SHOWER as I'm typing this. Now I really wish I straightened my hair…

Ohmygod. he still hates me though…:(

Whatever. Ya know how I'm always saying I want to see him wear skinny jeans and shit?

Well… am I a horrible person if I told him I didn't have any other pants for him to wear? :x"

My mouth flew open. That bastard! What a jackass!

": but I really wanna see him in these pants!

They are my favorite pair, the ones that hug my body so amazingly and make my butt look like a god.

You know the ones I spent a whole page rambling on about when I bought them?

/ I cannot wait until he gets out.

Why is he even here? And what happened to him?

Hmm…

I bet he came though the woods… why does someone run through the woods and get all cut up like that?

Was he being chased by a dozen bees or something?

Or maybe he was about to be abducted by aliens? Haha! Even aliens want him now! Back off green dudes he's mine!

:/ I bet it was because of his father. I've mentioned how I think his father beats him before, because he's always bruised.

:/ poor Naruto. :("

Wow. He really does care about me… god I'm too much of a jerk to be human.

"Sasuke will make it besser, Naru! I kiss all your booboos! :3"

I take that back.

"Haha I wish

Keep dreaming buddy. He hates you.

And god knows I will keep dreaming.

God I can't get over the fact that he's here. I hope he stays.

:) That would be amazing 3

I think I'd shit myself if we slept in the same bed. :x

I'll make it conspicuous that I always sleep in the same bed or something."

THAT BASTARD!

"Ryo~chan said she always does whenever her friends sleep over.

But they are girls. :/ ohhh how I wish I was a girl so Naruto could have a slight interest in me…

I wonder how I would look as a girl…?

Wow. Random mental flash I do not want to type out. Let's say it involved me as a girl and a Lolita Style outfit.

Whoa… another random mental flash that I wouldn't mind typing out.

Naruto in a Lolita Style outfit…

*nosebleed*

O/O

Wow I can't get that out of my mind now.

Mmm…"

My face grew red hot. I really take that back. Is this honestly how he thinks? How does he have such colorful perverted thoughts?

"Naruto just came out in the skinny jeans / I don't think I regret lying to him about not having other pants any more :x his ass looks so adorable. I asked him to get me my straightener, so I'll do my hair now.

/ I'll most definitely be keeping whatever happens here posted.

Dad forgot about the cabin.

Story of my life.

Honestly he's been making me feel like shit lately.

Naruto's right beside me. I've gotta keep this updated on what is happening.

Wow he looks amazing in those jeans.

His ass looks downright SEXY.

I can't help looking at it. : Why does it have to be cute and perfect? Haha! Way to type that while he's sitting right in front of you!"

My heart did a weird jolt thing in my chest. Just how many times did he look at me like that last night?

"So anyway. After he came out dripping wet with water (oh my god I'd almost fainted at that part) and during the time taken to straighten my hair, I swear I felt my heart do a flip.

I got anxious because he was watching me the whole time while lying down on my bed. / Both sides of that sentence almost make me squee. He was watching me so closely too! He looked adorable!

Oh my god and I don't think I'll wash my bed sheets ever again haha!

And I was right about why he came here… :(

I didn't really want to be right about that.

So we ate dinner after that (Ryo~chan was pleased to hear this was THE Naruto I have obsessed to her about for the past year!)

And then my idiot father said he'd be missing dinner tomorrow. I was glad; I thought he remembered we were going to the cabin. WRONG. He said he was going golfing tomorrow.

:(

I couldn't stay mad long though. Naruto came back into my room. I really didn't want him to see me cry. He was really nice about it though.3

He we talked about it. PROGRESS! /

I had to redo my eyeliner though, it started smearing. / Naruto watched me closely again as I put it on.

O/O

And then I did his eyeliner.

Remember the brown eyeliner I got just in case one of my bizarre fantasies came true? The one I got to compliment Naruto's amazing blue eyes?"

Fantasies? Fantasies? REALLY? How much does this kid think about me?

"I put it on him! /

I took a little longer than usual because I REALLY liked the close contact. OwO"

I'm going to shank that fucking bastard.

"I almost thought my heart had imploded then exploded in my chest over and over again!

His breath smelled like Peaches and Naruto3

Is it strange that I know the natural sent of Naruto? I hope not."

YES.

"He also called me pretty boy. : I don't know if that's good… He was joking though, so it's ok.

But that also means he thinks I'm at least good looking…

/

Ahhh! I can't breath! /

And then there was a pause where he stared at me~*! I think he was staring at my lips too :x /

And then Sakura had to ruin it by fucking texting me…

But it turned out ok, because I got to tell him what a bitch she is. :3 I sure hope he's noticing how terrible she really is.

He kinda overreacted when I confronted him about liking her though. :x It was so cute~*!

And he apologized for not saying thank you~*! / Does that mean he's starting to like me as a friend now?

AHH! / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /

Thank you thank you thank you thank you whoever played mercy on my soul! AHH LUFF YEW! w

He also mentioned I'm a bastard? Haha but he was joking.

But I am a bastard. Aren't I?

Ha! I guess I could be…

Haha yea… I definitely am. Would a normal person torture a Door-to-Door Cheese Salesman for fun?

/ Ok so I'm in the now, and Naruto just asked why I'm always on this laptop and… I told him. He didn't laugh though! ^/^ He's so sweet!

/ And he called it poetic! AHH!

What's even more 'AHH' is that we are sitting so close on my bed / he's practically in between my thighs! /

Ugh, Ino just texted me… she changed the fucking ringtone again. So Naruto moved away from me DAMN IT.

Uuuughhhhh! She just asked if Sakura is over. I told her she's not. Now she's gunna ask to come over. I guarantee it.

Hmm…

I'm gunna ask Naruto if he gets a lot of girls. Just out of curiosity.

And so I can start a hit-list.

He had said no, and I told him that girls talk about his butt a lot. Which is true, I hear that often. But at the time I was just stating my own opinion. Ha!"

I wish death upon this kid.

"Ino texted back. Asking if I could teach her to dance. Ha! Called it? You bet.

/ Naruto's admiring my drawings! / My heart can't stop pounding~*! X3! I asked him if he wanted to see my drawings, and I think that's the first time I ever offered to show someone…

/ Alright, I'm going to stop typing and let things play out now and fill it in later.

Ok, so I was going to end it on that, but I CAN'T~!

THIS STORY MUST BE TOLD ASAP!

I was laying down and Naruto laid down practically ON TOP OF ME. / He didn't move for a good minute or so! We totally cuddled~*! X3X3"

…Cuddled? Did we? I swallowed a huge lump in my throat.

"His heart beat 43 times"

He… counted my heart beats…?

My face grew even hotter.

"Wow… that sounded like a fantasy o.o BUT IT DEFINITELY WASN'T~! I really, really cannot believe this is happening.

He smelled so delicious~*. And his touch made me want to squirm out of happiness3

We changed for bed. / Yea, I took off my pants in front of him. He got bashful though. I didn't take off my tank top… whatever I'll do that later.

o.o He totally has no shirt on right now… / wow he's so amazing shirtless! Mush better than I ever imagined.

Oh, I'll go now so we can sleep. In. The same. Bed. /"

MY heart stopped as I read the next line.

I TOTALLY CANNOT BELIEVE THIS.

ME.

NARUTO.

SEX.

THIS BED.

O.O

/

I cannot believe this in the SLIGHTEST. But here he is, sleeping on my chest naked to prove it."

I suddenly got cold. I'm still not wearing clothes.

"When I woke up, I had thought it was a dream, then got completely disappointed. My heart felt like it was ripped out, stabbed, rubbed in salt then dropped in poison.

Then I realized it ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

I need a minute to minute play back.

After we got changed, we were about to go to bed, but I asked him if he could turn on the AC.

(sometime before that, I remember he told me he enjoyed watching me do stuff. O/O. That made me flip. Big time.)

So when he stood up, it turns out he's slightly smaller than me so he had to reach and he still couldn't reach the button. I remember my heart pounding watching the way his muscles stretched across his stomach and chest…"

I wonder what kind of flowers I will put on this kid's casket once I've killed him…

"Any way, here's where the fun begins. He steeped on my foot- ok, that part's NOT fun- and started to trip. He then toppled over and landed ON TOP OF ME. Our faces were LITTERALLY AN INCH APART. (I totally felt like I was in a shoujo) I noticed his face turned bright red. Then I noticed his eyes. Those were the same ones he's given Sakura dozens of times. You know, the ones that cannot believe he's so close to her?"

I bit my bottom lip. I'm I that easy to read…?

"Then, something happened that sealed my newly formed question as to why he was looking at me like that. He started to ramble. Faster than I had ever heard in my life."

Oh crap. Did I really ramble? I bit my bottom lip. God I'm such a dork

"He then refused to believe that he was blushing. I formed a hypothesis that he doesn't quite know he liked me. But I could tell 100% that he did, even if he wasn't conscious of it. All signs pointed to it.

I don't know what state of mind forced me to do the next move, but I believe I was much too curious as to if my accusations were true. So I leaned in to kiss him. I hate to admit that I had to force myself from jumping his bones that second because well, that would ruin everything. I felt his breathing and heartbeat increase much more than they already had. I didn't even consult myself before I leaned in and kissed him lightly.

My entire body felt like a lightning bolt was racing through my veins. I then caught a glimpse of reality. I was kissing Naruto. Kissing Naruto. A few moments earlier I was certain he was only starting to like me as an acquaintance. So I pulled back. How had I let myself lose control to my hormones like that?

I then took notice that he had an erection. He liked my kiss.

My hormones took over again, right there in the middle of my scolding on how I should not let myself do exactly that.

And I was kissing him again. God I was kissing him again.

His lips tasted so sweet, and almost exactly like the way it smells and they're so much softer than they look. And his lips look utterly soft from the get-go.

And my heart was now an Olympic Gymnast.

And then he pushed me away. He was looking at me like I was about to eat him. God I felt gross. I scared him. This was the part where he ran from the room screaming. It was awkward for a couple of seconds, I didn't know what to say, I wanted to apologize, but I couldn't. It would be a lie. I wasn't sorry for jumping on him like that, as horrible as that sounds.

And then he kissed me.

He kissed back. Oh my god it was the greatest moment in the history of the universe when he kissed back. I still cannot believe he did that. And his tongue was already in my mouth. Goddamn he is the best kisser out of anyone I've ever met. "

My face was burning. Sasuke thinks I'm a good kisser?

"Besides the fact that I was a lip virgin before that? Haha."

My face fell.

"Damn though, I didn't expect it to be so amazing. I moved him onto my pillow, and kissed him deeper completely letting my hormones take effect. I didn't care though, and I don't take it back in the slightest.

Then I stopped.

What was I doing? Naruto hates me! Why would he be kissing me?

I was two seconds away from telling him sorry, and that I didn't mean to impose on him like that and if he wanted, he could go sleep with Ryo~chan or a guest room. Then, he pulled me back into the kiss."

I swallowed harshly. He was going to do that?

What if he did? How would I have reacted if he had said it two seconds earlier?

I felt my skin grow clammy at the thought. Nothing that took place last night would have happened, wouldn't it have?

I hastily kept reading.

"I was not expecting that in the slightest. But I wasn't complaining. Does this mean he really likes me? He wants to do this? Oh god I didn't want to think about anything at that time. I wanted my hormones to take effect again.

And they did. They were glad to take over again.

We continued to make-out, blowing my mind every second of it (I won the tongue war, by the way). His every touch, every scattered breath amplified itself in my mind.

He took off my shirt…

God his body was driving me crazy. I vaguely remember walking over to shut off the light and get the Lube Sakura gave me that one night, and suddenly I seemed to like her a lot more."

I gave a strange bark-like laugh at this. I wonder what that situation was like.

And he totally did not win the tongue war! He cheated! That bastard!

"We continued.

Shit, I think I'm waking Naruto up by typing... aww! He's so cute! I keep looking at his sleeping face, he really is so adorable. And his hair is so soft, too, I'm running my fingers through his hair right now.

Why am I talking about this right now? I have a story of the greatest night of my life to finish!

Any way, we continued to kiss, our bare chests grazing each other restlessly. I hadn't noticed myself remove his pants at first, until I started to move mine. I remember asking myself if I should be doing this, if it was what Naruto really wanted. Then, the bastard in my mind screamed loud and clear that Naruto should shut up and let me have him if he didn't want it. Haha I almost considered telling Naruto I'm sorry about that thought just now, until I realized he hadn't heard it."

Gee, thanks a lot, bastard.

"My mind was on complete auto-mode at that time, so the whole scene seemed like a movie or a fantasy as I recall it in my mind. I started to open him up, and his moans grew louder. Ohh god I almost came just listening to him make those sounds… and when I touched his prostate-oh god I could cum just thinking about it now."

My face was growing hotter again. I feel like I'm reading some type of porno…

"I pulled my fingers out of him, and got ready to enter. And I stopped again.

What if he didn't want to go this far? Am I really being selfish? He barely found out he liked me! I gave him a look, begging him almost. He agreed. I needed to thank him, thank him more than anything. I quickly gave him a kiss before my mind even registered that I was going to kiss him. I'll admit that made me blush, and still does actually.

Anyway…

I entered. I got the head in, but right after Naruto had tensed and goooooood was it tight. I was completely overwhelmed at the feeling. I now know why guys are such pigs sometimes. It was amazing. He barely eased up; I could tell this was far too new for him. But there was no way I could stop. I started going faster and faster and I couldn't help myself from ramming full on into his body. I hope I didn't hurt him… too much ;D"

I swear to god, if I could kill this guy and bring him back to life so I could kill him again…

"Naruto came first, but goddamn it sure put me over the top. I was panting so hard I could vaguely picture that I had just run a thirty mile race in under a half hour. Or was it longer? I can't even tell. Looking back, it seems like the event lasted the whole night, though it couldn't have, being it's only 2:45 am right now.

Whatever, that doesn't really matter.

So after that unbelievably, amazingly perfect moment, I settled down on his right and let him sleep on my chest. His heart was so erratic I was certain it was on a vibration mode. I fell asleep not a moment later.

Wow. I've read this more than twenty times now. What time is it? 3:11. God. Did this day really happen? It couldn't have, it was too extremely perfect and my life hates me. Those two don't add up.

Whatever, I might as well sleep happy. Let's not think about if this is just a dream, shall we?

Well, then, good night!"

Damn. That's the end of it. So he really does like me… like, a lot.

I feel so bad right now I want to cry, but at the same time I want to kiss him again so roughly our lips bind together permanently.

I wonder if he has some other days on here…?

No, I shouldn't, I already read more than what I told myself I should read from the beginning, and Sasuke might wake up soon I cautiously tilted my head back up to steal another glance at the snoozing Sasuke.

I froze.

He was staring right back at me.

Tada~! I dunno how many more chapters there will be of this… not a lot? With so many reviews and favorites for the first chapter, I think I'll play it up for you guys