Pairing: Hank/Evan

Warnings: Slash, incest

Author's Notes: Lyrics are from the song "Bad Romance" by Lady GaGa. I've been hooked on that song for a while. Review, dolls!


I want your drama with the touch of your hand

I want your leather studded kiss in the sand

I want your love

Love, love, love

I want your love

-"Bad Romance" Lady GaGa

Evan can be a very dramatic individual. Always finding ways to make mountains out of mole hills, as it were. Hank knows this, tries to ignore it and not give Evan fuel for it.

Sometimes Hank thinks Evan should have been a Broadway actor. The kind that only starred in Dramas, but Hank doesn't tell Evan that. It wouldn't do to feed his ego either.

Hank knows that Evan is dramatic, so it comes as no surprise when Hank finds him dancing in the living room, blaring the song "Bad Romance" and singing it at the top of his lungs.

Evan grins when he sees him and continues grooving. "Want you in my rear window, baby, it's sick." He wraps his arms around Hank's neck and leans in for a kiss, which Hank happily gives.

Evan may be dramatic and a pain in the ass sometimes, but he's Hank's and that's all that matters.