Interlude time! Aki and Kyoya mess around!
"Wait, what? What are you saying?! I'm not a prostitute!" Aki Kamimae nearly kicked over the coffee table.
"Princess Kamimae" Kyoya didn't bat an eyelid, intent on searching through only a tiny part of the enormous amount of information he received "the others usually get some light shock over my notes, and forget about them quite soon. This way they won't."
Aki glanced at him sideways, upside down, like Tamaki usually did to girls.
"But you still want to pay me for…"
"Well then, remember, even I have to do a certain little sacrifice. Not that you're not attractive enough, Princess Kamimae."
"Hmm…" Aki took a sip of her tea "…fine. I'll do it. Just prepare me a golden washbasin with a diamond tap, a platinum toothbrush and water coming through a pipe from the Swiss Alpes. Right in the Third Music Room."
Kyoya immediately called his staff.
"It'll be done by tomorrow."
Aki waved goodbye.
"I have an important announcement to make." Kyoya, after club closed, had everyone stay in the Third Music Room.
The others looked at him; he had no notes in hand, and even his black notebook was nowhere to be seen; perhaps it wasn't anything concerning Mary Sues or badfics.
Kyoya pushed his glasses up.
"Next month, on the 4th, at 6 PM in my seaside mansion, there will be a celebration; you're all invited."
"What's gonna happen?" asked Tamaki.
"Well, nothing special…" Kyoya smiled cryptically.
The door opened and Aki Kamimae walked in.
"Did you already tell them, sweetheart?" she asked, moving her hips sexily.
Sweetheart??!! Host Club members seemed utterly shocked, but Kyoya just smiled again.
Aki, ignoring even her usual Host of choice, Tamaki, directly headed for the vice president and literally melted in his arms.
"Well" said Kyoya, putting an arm around her "we're getting married."
Tamaki and Hunny already fainted.
"Oh, Aki…" Kyoya kissed her passionately, their tongues battling.
The twins fainted too.
"Ooohhh, aaahhh, Kyoya…!" Aki caressed his face lovingly, their bodies rubing together.
Mori fell.
"Call me fluffy bunny…" Kyoya sighed, voice filled with lust.
Haruhi hit the ground with a thud.
"Looks like they lasted less than we expected." Aki quickly freed herself from Kyoya's embrace and walked to the prepared expensive washbasin, where she proceeded to wash her teeth after the kiss.
"Hey, you, wake up!" Kyoya took out his notebook.
The others didn't move. Kyoya sighed and called the Ohtori family staff to help them get up.
"So" after they sometime regained their composure, Aki had finished curing her oral hygiene and left, Kyoya looked in his notebook.
"I'm not getting married anytime soon to anyone, let alone Aki Kamimae, which, if I remember correctly, is the finest example alive of Rich Bitch Sue, if you can recall my last project. I just wanted to show you clearly what the next chapter of the current research will be about…
Part IV: Ah, the OOC…
Be prepared for the longest part of Kyoya's research... OMG! A CLIFFY!!!