Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha.

Warning: Swearing

Last time:

"Okay Kagome, why would you tell Kikyo and Kouga to go skinny dipping with us?" Miroku asked sadly.

"We're not really going skinny dipping Roku." Answered Kagome.

"Oh" Miroku said sulking.

"O…kay. So here's the plan…"

Now 8:00 Hotel Room:

Last night Sango and Miroku slept in Inuyasha's and Kagome's room, everything was peaceful….That was until it struck 8:05 that is:

"Your such a bitch!"

"Well at least I'm not an ugly half-demon." Kagome yelled at Inu.

That struck him hard, Kagome noticed and mouthed (A.K.A they can read lips): I'm sorry I don't mean any of this.

"Your such a fat ass whore."

Inu mouthed back: Me Neither

"If I'm such a fat ass whore then why'd you agree to share a room with me?"

"Because you look like Kikyo."

Kagome felt like a thousand knives hit her.

Inu mouthed : I'm so sorry. Then Inuyasha thought: ' I don't know how long I can keep this up without going to her apologizing and kissing her.'

"You guys stop this! Your suppose to be a couple not fighting!" Sango yelled faking sadness.

"Sango you don't have to worry cause - I'M GONE!" Inuyasha and Kagz said the last 2 words in unison.

They both left and went in different directions.

With Kagome

Kagome pulled out eye drops container out of her pocket and used them. After she looked like Kagome's been crying and then went to Kouga's room. Kagz knocked on the door:

"Who is it?"

"Kagome." Kagz said 'sobbing'

Not even a second later Kouga came to the door, and Kagome ran into his arms.

"Kagome, what's wrong?"

"That stupid basterd that's what!"

"Inu-Trasha?"

Kagome winched at the name but nodded. " Kouga, can I have your room key if Inu-Trasha" winch "gets me pissed off?"

"Sure, just tell me if dog mutt bugs you. If he does then he'll regret it." And with that Kouga gave her his room key, kissed her and said there goodbyes.

With Inuyasha

Mumbling: I don't want to do this. I don't want to do this. I don't want to do this. I don't….

Inuyasha knocked on Kikyo's door.

"Who is it?" Kikyo asked with her usual dead tone.

"Inuyasha"

Kikyo immediately opened the door and jumped into his arms. "Inu-Baby!"

'Oh god help me!' "Hey Kiki"

Kikyo pulled away, " What do I owe this visit?"

"That slut pissed me off." 'Kagome please forgive me!'

"Aw, did the big witch do something to hurt my Inu?"

"Kiki the wench does nothing but complain, can I have the key card to your room if she bugs the hell out of me again?"

"Anything for my Inu." Kikyo said giving him the key card and kissing him. And said goodbyes and left.

Kagz and Inu's hotel

When Inuyasha got back Sango and Miroku laughing on the floor. Inuyasha looked for what they were laughing at and found Kagome gurgling mouth wash.

"Hey wasn't that mouth wash container full this morning? By the way pass me the rest!"

Kagome spit it out. "It would have been full but Kouga kissed me."

" Well at least Kouga didn't use tongue!" Inuyasha said grabbing the rest of the mouth wash.

Sango and Miroku laughed. "Plan A complete." Sango said smirking. 'They have no idea what Miroku and I are planning.'

A/N: I know that I didn't update for a couple of says and I'm sorry its just that school is tomorrow and I had to get everything ready. Speaking of school I wont get to update everyday like I usually do. I'll be lucky if I get to update every Saturday but I'll try my best I promise. Grade Nine's going to be a killer and it's starting tomorrow. : O anyway wish me luck and R&R!! Till next time!!