Vivian: Welcome to Chapter 54. Hey can anyone guess what Stan wants to be when he grows up? I've already stated that Cartman wants to be a lawyer, Kenny wants to be a baker, and Kyle wants to be an Oneirologist. But what pray tell does Stan want to do with his life?!
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Genre: Family/Hurt/Comfort/Romance/Drama
Pairings: Style, Kenman, Liandy, Creek, KevinXRed, KarenXIke, KylieeXChip, PeteXShelly, TokenXButters, BebeXClyde
OCS: Daniel, Dip, Chip, Terrance, Amy, Brad, Mikey, Yuna, Anne, Kyliee, Monica, Bill, Nicole, Death, and Maya
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To: TheButtercupPrincess
You'll have to wait to find out about Butters; hint its in this chapter. You may feel joy from this chapter for Wendy XP. And that's alright about not reviewing last chapter. Last Chapter sucked anyways...
To: LovelyLuly
Don't worry I'm sure they'll be fine. I mean I do know everything that happens in this story C: Also thanks. It makes me feel important when you guys look up this stuff for me. I wouldn't know how to find all these things myself XD
Chapter 54: Under the Table
Note: The Dance Club does not exist. I am only using it in this Fanfiction. Remember this is pure fiction…
Date: November 23rd, 2014 (Sunday)
Time: 5 PM
~ (Police Station)
"You've gotta help me" Death said to the guard behind the counter. The guard looked spooked.
"U-Uh what c-can I help you w-with?" he asked.
"I need police to come to a factory out of town. There's a man who's kidnapped four children" Death explained.
"Okay. A-And your name is?" he questioned.
"Death" he responded.
"Right, and what's the kid's names?" he said.
"Well there's Kyle, Stan, Eric, and Kenny" Death stated.
"Uh-huh and who's the captor?" he asked.
"Kenny's dad Stuart" Death replied.
"Okay well I'll see what I can do. Although no one's reported the kids missing so it might take longer" the police guard concluded.
"What you're telling me you're not going to go find them at all?!" Death shouted.
"Sorry but if they're not reported missing we can't interfere" the guard responded.
"Fine whatever. I'll rescue them myself!" Death said going out of the station. He then teleported himself back to the factory. He opened the basement door, and went down the stairs. Kyle saw him first.
"Death over here!" Kyle shouted. He came over to them, and untied their ropes.
"Where's Stan and Kenny?" Death asked
"Kenny's over in the corner. But Mister McCormick took off with Stan earlier!" Kyle responded. Death quickly went over to Kenny, and untied him.
"Someone has to carry him!" Death stated.
"I will" Cartman said getting down from the table, and slinging Kenny over his shoulder.
"Alright now why did Stuart take Stan?" Death questioned.
"Stan apparently has this weird ability to guess what numbers will be next in a sequence" Kyle explained.
"Then he must be at the casino" Death concluded.
"Then let's go!" Kyle said.
"No you three are not going" Death replied.
"What why not?" Cartman responded confused.
"You're in too much trouble with this guy already. I can't get hurt but you can. I can't risk that so I'll rescue him. You get Kenny to a safe place till he wakes up" Death said.
"This is bullshit but fine" Cartman agreed.
"I guess we won't fight you on this. Please be careful. I don't want anything to happen to my boyfriend" Kyle stated.
"Yes of course. I'll see you when I get back" Death replied then disappeared. Kyle and Cartman headed out of the factory with Kenny. They traveled all the way to Cartman's house.
"Where have you been poopyskins?" Liane asked her son as they came in.
"Doing something" Cartman responded.
"You were supposed to be home at 1… it's been 5 hours since you've been gone" Liane said.
"We ran into a little trouble, but we're fine Miss Cartman" Kyle replied.
"Well alright, but what's wrong with Kenny? And where's Stan?" Liane questioned.
They both sighed.
"Okay mom we were kidnapped by Kenny's dad, and we went to rescue him but he tied us up. So then Death had to help us, and now Kenny's knocked out, and Stan's being held hostage" Cartman explained.
"Oh my god…. We need to call the police!" Liane said shocked.
"The police will only get in Death's way" Kyle stated.
"Well what do we do then?" Liane questioned.
"We wait for Death. He's knows what he's doing" Cartman responded.
"Well okay… but I don't like this" Liane muttered.
"We have to take care of Kenny now" Cartman stated.
"Right let's get him to the couch" Liane suggested. They all went to the couch. Cartman laid Kenny out on it.
"How do you think we wake him up?" Kyle asked.
"Well we could try a number of things… let's see if a small amount of water will wake him up" Liane said going to get a small dish of water. She came back, and flicked some water onto Kenny. Kenny shuffled, but didn't open his eyes. "Well now we could try turning the temperature warmer" Liane stated as she went over to the thermometer to change the temperature. She changed it to go 10 degrees hotter.
A few minutes pass when Kenny's hand moves. He lets out a yawn, and finally opens his eyes. "What happened?" Kenny asked as he woke.
"Kenny you're alright!" Cartman shouted smiling.
"Cartman…. Kyle…. Miss Cartman?" Kenny said confused.
"I'm so glad you're okay…" Cartman muttered.
"I was in trouble before?" Kenny asked.
"Yes your dad kidnapped you and now he's got Stan!" Kyle responded.
"What?! What are we doing here for?" Kenny questioned.
"Death's taking care of the rescue. We just need to make sure nothing happened to you" Kyle explained.
"Well I don't remember anything… what's the date today?" Kenny asked.
"November 23rd" Cartman replied.
"I don't remember anything from November 17th" Kenny stated.
"Whatever his father used to knock him out must have deluded his memory" Liane concluded.
"I hope he doesn't try using it on Stan…" Kyle sighed.
"I don't think he will. He needs Stan awake to guess the casino numbers" Cartman said.
"Right, but for now all we can do is wait…" Kyle muttered.
~ (The Dance Club- 9 PM)
Wendy made her over to the counter to meet with a surprise. Token was sitting there with a bottle of EKU 28 beer. Wendy came over to him.
"Hey Token what are you doing here?" Wendy asked.
"Trying to get over a break up. Wanna join me?" Token replied.
"Uh sure, but isn't it illegal for us to drink beer?" Wendy questioned.
"Wow you're gonna be a downer?" Token asked.
"No no not at all! Okay I'll take a glass" Wendy said.
"Glasses are weak. Don't tell me you're that much of a goodie goodie" Token complained.
"Fine I'll take a big mug" Wendy stated to the bartender.
"Aren't you kids a little young to be drinking?" the attendant asked.
"What you're saying we can't drink because we look like kids?! I'll have you know I'm 21" Token said pulling out a card. He looked it over for a minute. "And here's her card" Token said pulling out another card.
"Alright fine. I just didn't expect small people tonight" he agreed. Then he took out a big mug and handed it to Wendy.
He filled it up with EKU 28 beer. "That stuffs heavy so hope you're a good drunk" the attendant commented.
"Aren't you gonna get some?" Wendy asked.
"In a while. I've already had 4 mug fulls" Token responded chuckling.
"You must be a really good drunk" Wendy responded then she started chugging the mug of beer. She didn't notice Token grin.
About 3 hours later Wendy was completely black out drunk.
"I have some pearly whites in my drawers!" she sang.
"Hey Wendy let's go somewhere" Token said grabbing her hand.
"Okay *hic*" Wendy agreed.
So they went out of the club and to a familiar house.
Token knocked on the door. The door was opened by DogPoo.
"Heya Token and Wendy" DogPoo said.
"Hey how would you like to do something bad tonight?" Token asked.
"What do you mean?" DogPoo asked.
"I need you to take some embarrassing pictures of Wendy doing things" Token questioned.
"Okay but why?" DogPoo agreed.
"She's done something she shouldn't have" Token responded.
"Alright" DogPoo agreed.
Then Token let go of Wendy's hand, and DogPoo led her inside.
Then the door closed.
Token walked away from the house, and to another familiar house. He knocked on its door.
Butters opened it up. "So is it done?" Butters asked.
"Trust me she won't be bothering you for a long time…" Token said still grinning.
Vivian: Geez… Token you really don't want people messing with your boyfriend. Keep that in mind people! He will destroy your reputation!
2 Notes: Butters got patched up by the hospital and they released him at 7.
The Hospital did call the police but they haven't been able to find Wendy yet :I
