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America and England.
Aliens Hate Pink Paint!
England opened the door to America's bedroom "Americ-" the words were cut off as a pail of pink paint fell off the door and dumped itself on his head. "Wh-Wh-What?" The word was spluttered as the pail fell to the ground, leaving a dripping pink England standing there.
"AWWW." A young America crawled from under his bed unhappily. "Now I have to set up the trap again!"
"Trap?" England wiped paint from his eyes "For what you little menace?"
"The aliens!"
"There are no such things!"
"Yes, there are! Tony's an alien and he says they hate pink paint!" England could only stare in dismay.
I dunno if aliens really hate pink paint or not, but I thought it was a cute idea, America trying to capture other aliens. He was really trying to make friends with them and, in his mind, pink paint was the best way to get them to sit still and listen as he talked to them and such.