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America and England
Does Rogaine Work on Eyebrows?
England was furious when he awoke. Someone had come into his house in the middle of the night and shaved his eyebrows. What sort of idiot would do that? France, probably, the bloody git. England was making a bee line for the phone, ready to dial up the twit and give the frenchman a piece of his mind. Some good ol' hate voice mail, the stupid frog. Just as he picked up the phone the door bell rang, his fingers twitched in annoyance. Who would be here this early in the morning? Whoever it was it had to be important. England set the phone back down and he grimaced, reaching up to touch the place where his eyebrows had been only a few hours before. England took a deep calming breath and tried to hide the patchy spots with his blond hair. "Coming." He called, grumbling as he opened the door.
"England! Hey! What's up! I decided to come for a visit! I got this new version of monopoly and I figured I could kick your butt at it!"
"America." England ground his teeth. "Now really isn't a very good ti-"
"Hey you look different." America pushed England out of the way and walked into the house, staring at him intently.
"America please. It's not a good time." England put a hand on America's shoulder, this guy was the last person he wanted to see right now. All he wanted to do was call France, give him a piece of his mind, and then put a curse on him.
"Yeah! You do look different! OH!" America reached up and brushed England's hair out of his eyes. "OH! Geeze! Iggy, man. Your eyebrows fell off. I mean, I knew when people got old they lost their hair but I figured it'd be your head hair first not your eyebrows!" He slapped England's shoulder and then continued, ignoring England's sputtering, angry replies. "You know what you need? Rogaine! I bet it'll grow your eyebrows back! It's a great idea! I'll be right back! I know where I can get some!" Caught up in his own little world America beamed and dashed out the door with a whoop of joy. "The Hero knows exactly what to do! Leave it to me!" He didn't seem to notice England shouting profanity's at him as he ran off.
Inspired by looking at the 'stupid yahoo answers' question "Does Rogaine really work on eyebrows"
My friend and I looked at each other and at the same time said "England".
Shoot me now, sorry guys, couldn't help it. I've been looking for inspiration and this hit. =)