Author's Note:

Wow! A LOT of you don't like Ryan and seeing how I created her, I feel...like I should defend her. Haha.

Spencer is an adult, every choice he makes is due to his own thoughts. Ryan isn't making him do anything or choose her over anything, or making him have sex with her.

And I don't know about y'all, but the only problem with Ryan and Spencer having such relations with him there is if Spencer did promise not to (I can't remember and have yet to look) to JJ. They're consenting adults who locked the door and waited until he was asleep in his bed. And by the time kids are two, anyways, they're exploring themselves and coming into a sense of sexuality.

But enough about that! On with the story.

Spencer looked at Henry who turned to him. "What Daddy?"

"I think we need to talk."

Henry frowned. "About what, Daddy?"

"Ryan and I."

Henry frowned, deeper. "Are you breaking up like Papa and Mommy?"

"No, no, we're not. I just wanted to... I love her, you know that?"

"Uh huh and you kiss her and hug her."

"I do."

Henry looked at him. "I have a brother or sister? Kimmy had a baby brother."

Spencer looked at him. "Brother...No, no. Nothing like that.I..."

"How babies made, Daddy? Can I have a baby brother? I teach him things."

"Uh..."

Henry looked at him, waiting.

"Babies... they're made... well you see..."

Henry blinked. "Daddy, tell me."

"They... When... well, two people have to love each other really really much."

"They love each other and a baby is made? Where does the baby come from?"

Spencer gulped. "Well... Babies come from their mom's stomachs. They... when a mommy and daddy love each other they... hug... in a special way and sometimes...a little baby will...start to grow."

Henry nodded. "Do you and Ryan hug special?"

Spencer flushed. "Uhm...Well... Uh... How about we go get dinner? We can get pizza?"

Henry smiled. "I get pizza with pineapple, like Mommy?"

"Sure can." Spencer said. As long as they didn't have to talk about this anymore.

Criminal Minds || Viva Las Vegas

Ryan peeked into the living room and smiled seeing her two favorite men eating pizza.

"Hey Mini and Maxi."

"Maxi?" Spencer said, looking up at her. "Want some? Ham and Pineapple."

Ryan made a face. "No, I'm good. Thanks. And yeah, Maxi - Clever, huh?"

Spencer pulled her over onto the couch. "I think I enjoy 'Spence' more."

"I like being called Mini. She call me a mini you, daddy. because I'm just like you."

"That you are, Little man." She ruffled his hair before looking at the tv. "What are we watching?"

"Star Trek. It's Daddy's favorite."

Ryan looked at Spencer with a slight grin. "Making him a Trekkie already?"

"He's already got a Star Trek Engineer uniform t-shirt."

"Oh god." Ryan grinned. "Can I see?"

Henry smiled. "Not right now. We're watching tv, Ms. Ryan."

"Right." Ryan nodded, looking back at the screen. Spencer smiled and grabbed her hand. Ryan squeezed it before kissing his temple.

Henry looked at them before looking at back at screen. Ryan rested her head on the man's shoulder, watching the show.

"How was work?" Spencer murmured, close to her ear.

She nipped at his neck. "Boring without you. We're going to Tulsa tomorrow."

"I'll miss you."

"I don't want to go. That's like 3, 4 days I won't get to see you. 3, 4 days out of 13 days we have left."

"So we'll make the 9 or 10 days count."

"Shh." Henry said with a glare. "I watching Star Trek. You two be quiet."

Spencer looked at him. "Henry. It's on DVD. We have every season...ever made. You can watch it later."

Henry pouted. "I watch it now!"

Ryan looked at Spencer who frowned. "Henry, don't be rude."

Henry looked at him before frowning. He sighed, very dramatically, looking a little hurt as well."Yes, daddy."

Ryan looked between the them. "How about we get some dessert and we'll watch some more Star Trek later."

Henry nodded. "I have ice cream?" He asked, looking at Spencer to make sure it was okay.

"Not a lot. You got to go to bed soon."

Henry pouted. "But Ms. Ryan leaving tomorrow. I stay up later tonight, daddy, please?"

Ryan looked at him too. "Yeah, Please, Daddy?"

Spencer raised an eyebrow at her, but smiled none the less. "We'll see."

Henry looked at the two of them before grabbing Ryan's hand. "Strawberry ice cream. Our favorite, member?"

"Sure do, little man. What about you Spence? Want any?"

Spencer shook his head, watching the two walk into the kitchen.

Criminal Minds || Viva Las Vegas

Ryan laughed. "He asked you if we...Oh my god, what did you say?"

"I bribed him with pizza. What was I supposed to say? I was going to talk to him about the distance and everything and he asked me if he could have a little brother and where babies came from!" Spencer squeaked.

Ryan laughed some more, laying her head on his head. "That's classic. Did you tell JJ? I mean, I'm sure she'll want to know you had to sex talk with your two year old."

"I didn't have the sex talk with him! Although... he has been... touching himself when he gets tired. Should I...be... talking to him about that?"

Ryan rolled her eyes. "It's normal. Max did the same thing. He's potty training and he's exploring himself and all that. How do you not know this? Didn't you major in Psychology?"

"Well.. I know that the psychosexual phases and Freud, but... I mean..."

"He's just having fun with the fact he's a boy and has a thing."

"A thing?" Spencer repeated looking down at the woman.

"Yes, a thing. Any way, Tulsa tomorrow. Without you."

"You guys will be fine. You went on cases when I was in Quantico with Derek."

"Yeah, but you were still part of the team. It's different."

Spencer shrugged, not understanding, but leaving it alone. "Are they going to replace me?"

"I don't know. Grey was our map guy so we kind of need a new one."

"it's more than just a map it's-"

Ryan kissed him. "I know. Geological profiling, it's your thing. I understand."

He pouted. "I'm really good at it too."

"And you'll be great at teaching the newbie agents how to do it."

He smiled. "I will."

"All the way in Quantico."

"All the way in Quantico." He repeated, grabbing her hands and kissing her knuckles. "We're going to be fine."

Ryan looked down at him. "I hope so."

"Don't doubt me, I know the statistics of long distance versus proximal relationships and we'll be fine."

"Long distance. We're other separate coasts. It's like...Super distance."

Spencer smiled and moved his hands to her hips. "Stop stressing."

"Impossible." She said kissing him again.

"I love you, we'll be fine."

"Until JJ's straddling your hips and there we'll see how much distance really matters."

Spencer flipped them pushing her back into the bed. "Will you stop about that?"

She looked up at him, "Make me?"

"So tomorrow when I'm sitting there eating my cereal with my son, he can turn to me and ask me if you and I were special-hugging?"

Ryan giggled. "He wouldn't ask that. He'd... ask me if I felt his brother growing in my tummy."

Spencer looked at her. "You called me Daddy today."

Ryan licked her lips, slowly, wondering what he was getting at. "I did. I was just teasing you, Spence."

"So...it's a little strange that I liked it?"

"Liked it like you want to be my daddy?" She winked. "Or liked it like... you want to be a daddy...again?"

Spencer flushed at both options. "No, no.. I.. I mean not that I wouldn't want to -"

Ryan kissed his forehead. "Again, I'm teasing you. It's not strange. It's sort of a term of endearment. I mean...Good fathers, which you are." She kissed him. "Support and love and comfort their children, so... I mean you support me and love me and you comfort me...so..." She shrugged.

Spencer kissed her. "I do love you."

"And I love you."

"Still, no 'special hugging' tonight."

Ryan kissed his neck. "Can I at least have some kisses?"

"I think that can be arranged."